rereading a book series you adored as a child is hilarious, because eventually you realize you just adopted the entire personality of the best parental figure in the series. and then you just have to live with that information.
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I need a bit of a palate cleanser, send me y’all’s oc’s and Ill draw them. First 5!
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Heya could you write (hc or Oneshot your choice ) an Affogato x Reader who is poly? (ofc you dont have to do this request ) have a good day!
Ooo another Poly request :00
Hope I did this right! Second attempt at writing poly haha! Also a little short but I ran out of ideas oop
Affogato x Polyamorous Reader
Romantic
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ My dude is a literal walking example of gender envy. He has no care in the world what your gender or sexuality is.
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ He hasn't heard of Polyamory before, though, so he was quite curious about it when you first explained the general concept behind it and that you were, in fact, Polyamorous.
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ If you ever want to go on a date with anyone else, he is likely going to ask to come. He wants to spend time with you, and plus, if you're dating someone else, he would like to get to know them.
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ He will occasionally invite you and your other partner out for mani-pedis. This is mainly how he bonds with others, just talking while being pampered.
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ He likes to give you nicknames that relate to you being poly. For example, once you watched The Lady And The Tramp with him, and he started calling you 'Tramp.' Call him 'Lady' in return and he will absolutely melt. It's become practically a war and has confused even more people about Affogato's gender, and he absolutely loves it.
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Overall he is such a slay queen. I can't believe I just typed that sentence. Oh well, It’s true.
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“Hmm. Even though we’re one of the most notorious squads in the Pub, does this mean no more motor pool raids?”
The Miralan, amused at the question, shook her head.
”Let’s just call any future motor pool raids; necessary tactical acquisitions. I can leverage my status as your CO to get us out of trouble.”
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Fireball after her cocaine fix
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leo has the worst fashion taste ever, and honestly i relate
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Every time I type the word cock I still feel like the scared, religiously traumatized sixteen year old girl who felt like she had to tiptoe around the fucking sexual demon that was constantly gnawing at her liver like Prometheus and the eagle so now I force myself to laugh
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Found a baseball rolling around in gymnasium
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*tries to take your phone*
HISS!
*Proceeds to beats you with your own arm*
DO! *bang!* NOT! *bang!* TOUCH! *bang!* MY! *bang!* PHONE! *BANG!*
*pants* I’m keeping this. *points at arm*
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