#it’s a win win situation
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The King and his Shadow
That sounded better in my head than it did on screen, but you’re getting it anyway :))
Pov you’re complaining about the price of milk these days
#the mandalorian#din djarin#luke skywalker#dinluke#mandalorian#mandalore#tagging it as dinluke because… I do think so#those gauntlets were a gift#can’t get enough of drawing din with a fluffy cloak like the armorer#he thinks it makes him look more like a leader#awesome stuff to rest your cheek upon too I assume#it’s a win win situation#star wars
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New pics and videos of mile shared by friends and family for his birthday 💚
From top to bottom:
Pond (from kp ep 8 - kinnporsche date)
BOC staff (from kp ep 6)
Job
BOC staff
Tong
Build
Jeff
BOC staff (from kp ep 7 - on the balcony)
Mile’s cousin
#NEW CONTENT AND MY BABY GETS MUCH LOVE#IT’S A WIN WIN SITUATION#kinnporsche#kp cast#mile phakphum#hbd mile
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speaking of sims, did you know Jordan did a few episodes of that 7 years ago. I only recently had it dredged from the sewer gutter of my memory because that godamn blue sin jumpscared me via youtuber thumbnail suggestions at 4 am
i want to study this man under a MICROSCOPE what is wrong with him…….
#muse talk#anon#i would run unethical psychologucal experiments with jordan and i feel as if he’d be 100% on board#it’s a win win situation
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Dreamt about getting railed in the woods. Starting to think I may have a slight obsession…
#come on#who doesn’t want to fuck in the woods#i get to feel like a little fairy#you get to fuck me#it’s a win win situation
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his artist is "板板" (banban?) and it's the first character they illustrate in arknights 👏👏 i thought it was liduke at first tho lol
You know, I didn’t even think of Liduke and I should have LOL My personal HC is Liduke kicking in walls with a picture of Hellagur like, “DID I MENTION HIS DICK IS BIG??” no matter the occasion 😂
I’m glad none of these artists can see any of my unhinged HCs about them.
Anyway, Totter’s artist ate with him! I hope to see more of their work in the game, Liberi or not!
#I really love being six months behind CN#I used to hate it but the ability to plan for who to pull for is priceless#and I get all the anticipation leading up to when the banner drops in global too#it’s a win win situation#way better than whatever twst is doing trying to catch up to JP 😩#anon ask
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i’ve just realized that the friendship that i have with my best friend is almost similar to house’s with wilson i’m so happy
#she’s also quite like house#minus u know the blatant discrimination#but she has the sarcastic way of being#and i do feel like wilson so#it’s a win win situation#house md#hilson
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ongoing joke at work because the guy i’ve been sleeping with for the past year semi-believes in the lizard people conspiracy so now i get to hear about all the batshit conspiracy theories my coworkers dig up because apparently by letting it in my bed i have taken the mantle of conspiracy queen
#yes he’s kind of problematic#we’re just sleeping together i don’t need him to pass a moral purity test#my last long term fwb from college was this unbearable white guy who i’m pretty sure voted for trump#and this one is none of those things so it’s an improvement#well he’s a little unbearable#but mostly he’s more like a strange newly discovered insect i’m researching#all my friends are entertained by whatever new lore i discover#it’s a win win situation#i firmly believe your fwb needs to be a little unbearable so you don’t fall in love with them#every time i get lost in the fantasy that we could be something#i remember that he thinks the pyramids are portals#and it knocks me back to earth immediately
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Prompt 177
Now Dan is no coward. He’s not.
But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack.
It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over!
Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body!
Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title.
But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this.
“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!”
“There’s WHAT?!”
Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.
(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)
#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Prompts#dp x marvel#Who is the hero who went back in time to stop the Dan situation? Who knows#Dan who is just a lil guy right now: FOOL you have fallen into my trap#6ft+ Mother Bear Danny who is always down to fight:#I need you to know he is not a tank#He still looks thin and a stick it is just a very tall stick with fangs and claws and enough anger to fight god#and win#Jordan (Dan) is like 8 at most and giving the time traveler the most bloodthirsty smile ever before Danny slams into them at full speed#Someone is going to see the hero get yeeted#Dan is going to throw a fit when Danny reattaches the child leash since he wandered off#Vlad is semi redeemed but not mentally well enough to deal with a child#Especially Dan who knows how to push All of his Buttons and rip him apart emotionally mentally and physically
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reigen arataka, greatest psychic of the 21st century, esteemed internet sex symbol. crowned twink supreme by winning 69% of the votes on anitwt, crowned ultimate dilf days later, and current lead for the anitwt milf off by a landslide. most recently, though, has just lost the poll for the title of ultimate tumblr sexyman to sans undertale by 0.1% of 244,809 votes total - culminating responses from the official japanese and english mp100 twitters, various industry professionals, and a fanfic from toby fox himself.
all of this within the span of six fucking days
#mob psycho 100#undertale#sans#arataka reigen#toby fox#reigensweep#sanssweep#mp100#shoe.txt#THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TODAY. WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK#THIS IS GENUINELY SO FUNNY?????? EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO FUNNY#AS IF EVERYTHING IN THIS SITUATION ISNT HILARIOUS LIKE…. the statistics in the polls. the PERCENTAGES. THE AMOUNT OF VOTERS#i didnt mention it here but HE KEEPS WINNING ALL THESE POLLS EXCEPT FOR ONE MP100 SPECIFIC POLL WHERE HE LOST TO MOB
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woah !!! ragatha as a mafia boss and pomni as a stripper ???? sexy
THIS IS ALL INSPIRED FROM @grrrechka AND THEIR MAFIA BOSS AU THING !!! ALSO FROM AN ANON REQUEST I GOT A WHILE AGO WAS FUN TO DRAW VRRY HOT 👍 I WAS INSOIRSD WHEN I WAS WORKING ON RAGATHA IN A SUIT
#tadc fanart#tadc#the amazing digital circus#pomni fanart#tadc pomni#the amazing digital circus pomni#pomni#ragatha fanart#tadc ragatha#the amazing digital circus ragatha#ragatha#pomni x ragatha#buttonblossom#jesterdoll#ragapom#look at ragatha in her sexy suit#and pomni rocking that bunny outfit#lesbians win again even in criminal situations#NOTICE THAT KNEE PLACEMENT NOTICE IT PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
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#soap squad™️#cue him rambling ballistic jargon while he eats you out#its a win win situation#johnny soap mactavish#soap mactavish#call of duty#cod meme#soap mactavish meme#soap cod#cod
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The sensation of waking up next to you ❤️💙
+bonus doodle:
…and they mimir’d happily ever after the end. ❤️
(ID under cut!)
Miles is roused from sleep by sunlight shining on his face. Slowly, his eyes adjust to the light, until finally, his scope of awareness broadens to a body he had been sleeping on.
Page 2
Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.
Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.
The bottom panel of the page shows minimal details of a window shedding light onto the bed and blankets as seen from a higher view in the room.
Page 3
On the other side of the bed, Phoenix rests, his head propped by the headboard. His hair is messy from sleep, and his expression is thoughtful. The light of the morning highlights his features.
The sun shines through the blinds of the window.
Phoenix finally notices his observer, and turns to look at him.
Page 4
Phoenix takes Miles’ hand in his, and lifts it to gently kiss the ring on Miles’ finger. They both move to share a kiss, and their hands shift to hold one another. Miles’ ring sparkles in the sunlight.
Page 5
They link their fingers as they kiss, and the morning creates a quiet atmosphere around them.
They part, but remain close, their fingers fully interlocked. Phoenix greets “Good morning,” with a tender, loving expression as he looks at Miles. Miles’ own expression is soft, unguarded, and fixed on Phoenix.
Page 6
Phoenix and Miles settle back into their shared bed; the morning sun illuminates them. They both smile softly, seeming happy and at peace. Miles rests his head under Phoenix’s neck, and his hand on Phoenix’s chest. One of Phoenix’s hands rests over Miles’ own on his chest, while his other hand holds Miles closer, revealing a matching ring of his own. Both rings shine softly in the sunlight.
Bonus image
A small simple drawing of Phoenix and Miles having fallen asleep again while holding each other as in the final page of the comic.
End ID.]
#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney#this is so sappy i nearly choked the entire time i was drawing it#aa#fan art#smooches#ah yes my favorite tag <3#rendevok#this is vaguely set post AA5 but i truly have no timeline in mind i just want them married#like ding DONG bitches get ur shit together aren’t u tired of pining??? it’s time to go apeshitt and furiously makeout#i’m going to start mashing them together like dolls i dont care anymore!!!#NRMTS KISS RIGHT NOW OR IM BITING BOTH OF YOU#(a win win situation for me)#anyway if you can’t tell i am deeply in love with phoenix and projecting onto miles so hard#who doesn’t love making him down horrendous for a little flavor?#image description and alt text are the same because i suck at those still#writing that out was deeply embarrassing for me bc for whatever reason writing it out is something WAY more visceral than drawing it#i wish to evaporate nobody look at me unless you want to talk about them kissiing more then my dms are open
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grian pearl and scott: none of us chose or even truly desired to win, rather, victory was thrust upon us like the cloak of destiny that we all don. victory was unwelcome and in some cases unexpected, it could've been anyone but it was us
martyn: i murdered cause i wanted to win and i won cause i wanted to murder
#this is a hyperbole guys b4 u get mad at me#i just think its funny how especially grain and pearl's victories were these big climatic things with a ton of emotional buildup#and especially pearls#whos victory was very much thrust upon her#compared to martyn who literally just lied and betrayed his teammate to win#bc! he wanted to win!#couple that with the hc that c!martyn has at least some idea abt the watchers I think that's pretty interesting lore wise#but who am i to say anythinh abt lore (<- knows nothing about nothing)#being stuck in situations vs murder for murders sake#grian#scott smajor#pearlescentmoon#martyn inthelittlewood#limited life spoilers#innsjotxt#1k#martyn itlw
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thinking about al haitham picking you up from work with a motorcycle hskdjskdjsl
#rin releases a plot bunny into the wild#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#al haitham#al haitham x reader#i feel like sumeru city in modern!au would be a huge metropilotan city with crazy ass traffic#so he'd choose functionality over comfort when going to certain places#besides this way he gets to feel you fully against his back#win win situation if you ask him#look at me trying to justify my thoughts#but basically my thot process was: al haitham + motorcycles = hOT
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"You're right soldier, this is nice"
#demiart#we know astarion likes warmth but i cant help but think the opposite is too mutually#bg3#bg3 tav#bg3 astarion#astarion/tav#bg3 karlach#sorn will stay as long as astarion allows him to#on a nice summer's day#cold pillow with consent#you cant tell me its not a win-win situation#tav:sorn
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