other hermits doing base lore: i want it to look like this cave has been here for hundreds of years with different generations using it and adding things to it

mumbo doing base lore: smacks table COME ON DOWN TO BIG RONS REDSTONE BARN

Desert duo nah this is sand couple

im just fucking with you my liege

this was all i could think of when they were talking

She's not beating the wet cat allegations

Inspired by @legally-allowed-to-slime's post

happy eclipse day!

hm. the final two being scott and cleo. at some point i need to like, properly write an analysis post about scott and cleo and the ways that they like... so the thing is that even since third life the two of them have always kind of fallen back and leaned on each other. widow's alliance to gaslight gatekeep girlboss to chosen soulmates to technically being on different teams from then on but were they really. to "we can't team up again we're too good" in secret life to "he's kind of like your bdubs" in that same series when cleo just sort of assumed they were on the same side anyway (by the way STILL an insane way to put that etho). to teaming up again this time to being the final two to laughing and having fun until the end until a zombie kills scott (like a zombie helped scott kill ren) until cleo doesn't have to be the one to make the final blow. to the "we always do this we always gravitate to each other".

the thing is that it's not so much that they're soulmates, exactly (it's kind of a defining thing about them that they aren't), or that they're one of those star-crossed pairs the life series keeps producing (they don't shape each other, not really). it's that they're both, in the end, always there. a stable pair, a lighthouse and a ship in a storm. the thing that makes them different from so many duos is that there isn't really conflict, not really; they know the shape of one another. their first alliance will often be someone else; their first alliance is also to each other, no matter what they say.

so of course they laughed as they fought in the end.

it was them. it was never really a fight in the first place.

you go girl they're here for the vibes

I guess Cleo's Tarot Card is The Fool, and her planet is Pluto (A false planet, but a planet regardless)

worms

In all seriousness I don’t think Real Life should count as a real season cuz it was just an April Fool’s joke, nobody even knew what they were doing, it’s like if they did a life series season in roblox or something. There was very little social game, the skills were questionable, everyone was throwing up and falling. Not really a true season lol.

The only reason I’m tempted to count it is because Cleo win but like that’s it. I will say it provided a lot of nice “””lore””” as well with Jimmy watching all his friends die in a cave and escaping. While also having been called a canary just before. Also Grian and Scar immediately running off together after saying it’s like 3rd Life but in VR lol. I haven’t watched the Martyn/Ren/Skizz POV yet but when I heard Martyn and Ren talking like that in the caves I Knew. Also Scott once again being in the finale (technically everyone was but I mean like the final battle or whatever). Also the 3 G’s again. Also divorce quartet with Gem.

So yeah I feel like Real Life is one of those things where you say “this player has died to this 2 times, 3 if you count Real Life” you know. Like we ignore it for serious discussion but also include it if relevant but with the disclaimer. That being said what order did they all place I want to see how Real Life would affect the player’s averages (if it was a real season).

I actually think it’d be hilarious if us fanartists just treated Real Life as a normal season of the Life Series and just made a bunch of angsty art for it.

GET BOOPED IDIOT !!!!!!!!

happy april fools :3

skizz shouldn’t be right in your face

suggested by @enbyandyy

BREAKING NEWS

[Picture of Geminitay in a "Women want me Fish fear me hat]

She said she's trying to convince Grian to buy a matching one!!!