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Adam brainrot with me
Look at this, look how big Adam is compared to Alastor (who is canonically 7 feet tall). This motherfucker must be 12 feet or over. 12 FEET OR OVER, do you realize how fucking enormous this dude must be???
He must give the best fucking hugs in the universe because if he's tall and has a dad bod, then his robe is the same. And his so much happens to look soft as fuck. And his wings, imagine being hugged by him with his wings, absolute heaven.
Speaking of his wings, those fuckers are enormous as well. So they could just swallow you whole if they wrapped around you. Like, you're the only person Adam trusts to preen his wings since he doesn't do it himself (both by their size and because he's let himself go). No, wait, what if in blood lust we start to make sure Adam is doing basic hygiene. And when I say Adam is doing it I mean us, he gets better though :) BUT, I absolutely refuse to make him get rid of his dad bod, keep him squishy.
Like, just look at his lap. It's so sittable. Like imagine that you're just sitting in Adams lap and his arms are wrapped around you lazily while his head is on your shoulder. Grinning cheekily before asking, "feel comfy babe?"
Just like, aggdjzkrbejsudjsisjsjdh I'm in love with this man.
But also, is it just me or is confused and lost Adam the funniest version of him? Like he just looks so confused in the picture and I can't get enough of it. I would love to just spew out the craziest and random shit ever said, and when I look at him, he has a horrified look on his face.
LOOK HOW HE'S HOLDING THAT BIG ASS GUITAR WITH ONE HAND LIKE IT'S NOTHING, HE COULD PICK YOU UP WITH ONE HAND IF HE WANTED TO. I want him to coddle and cosset me. He could stab me with that guitar-axe-thing and I would thank him. But in all seriousness, he would be so overprotective. He already lost his two wives to a homewrecker and he doesn't plan for it to happen again, so he's just constantly concerned and worried when he doesn't see you for a few hours. He's not controlling, just got abondonbent issues.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel adam x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#blood lust is mentioned#blood lust by babygrillbree
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Guys the funniest thing happened in my class the other day.
Ok so, there's this guy who I can't stand. He's the kind of guy that will raise his hand and repeat the exact same thing the teacher just said while only changing the words to make himself look like he's adding something to the discussion. He will hear someone explain something and go "Um, actually.." and say the most incorrect shit ever with incredible confidence. He will literally just interrupt conversations he isn't a part of at all (sometimes private or intimate conversations) and ask questions or give his unwanted opinion. And if you tell him to back off he'll act offended and make it out to be as if you're attacking him.
Long story short, he's a try hard and a smart ass. He's desperate to be seen as intelligent by everyone else.
We were watching the movie Nope in class, and every once in a while the teacher would pause the movie and explain a certain editing/directing technique or ask questions. So at what point there's this B-roll footage part of a bunch of clouds moving really fast, and the teacher pauses it and says "that's called a time lapse", and when she tries to explain what that is this fucking guy interrupts her and goes "ah yes, I've heard of it. It's a meteorological phenomenon" and smiles like a prick. Everyone in the class goes silent, looks at him and bursts out laughing. Even the teacher laughed a little. This guy, instead of listening to the fucking teacher and letting her do her job, saw the clouds moving on the screen and thought that's what she was talking about and tried to make himself look smart.
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In-Universe memes inspired by this post
#dbh#detroit become human#connor rk800#markus rk200#you cannot tell me im wrong#can you imagine how insane it would be to hear about Connor from a third perspective??#it would be the funniest fucking thing ever
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petition to have ryan ross, spencer smith, and dallon weekes re-record every p!atd album up until pray for the wicked a la taylor swift taylor's version style
#panic! at the disco#p!atd#ryan ross#dallon weekes#please i'm begging#it would be the funniest fucking thing ever
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more clone^2
snippet 21: Danny is Bruce Wayne's Clone and--
Star, with the rest of the A-List girls: alright ladies! it's time for our quarterly 'cutest boys' list! Now I'll get straight to the point, in our number one spot is--
All girls, in unison: Danny Fenton
Star, writing it down on a whiteboard: and for our number two spot--
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Snippet 22: clone meet clone
Ellie, dramatically: Danny!
Danny, equally dramatic: Ellie!
Ellie, pushing past him and looking around: where is he! i wanna see the little guy!
Damian, with a sword, brandishing it dangerously: *in arabic* don't come any closer, stay back!
Danny, wrapping an arm around Ellie's waist and pulling her back: woah, woah - he's still adjusting to everything
Danny, turning towards Damian with his google translate open: [please don't stab her. this is Ellie my clone.]
Damian, lowering his sword in disbelief: 'there's MORE of you?
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Snippet 23: Ellie has the same epiphany as Danny
Ellie:...hey Danny
Danny, pouring over his arabic book: hm
Ellie: since I'm your clone, and you're a clone of Bruce Wayne, and Damian is a clone of Damian Wayne, does that technically mean I'm his mom - uh. dad-mom?
Danny:
Ellie:...its a fair question
Danny: .....*deep sigh* you're his cousin until further notice.
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Snippet 24: wait for me ii (hadestown, live vers.)
(i'm not sure of the context, but i've been thinking of Danny saying this to Damian during a serious moment for days. the snippet title is the song that the dialogue below is from)
Danny, fixing up Damian's wraith suit: the meanest dog you'll ever meet
Danny, zipping up damian's jacket: it ain't the hound dog in the street. he bares some teeth and tears some skin, but brother,
Danny, adjusting Damian's gloves, pausing to look him in the eye: that's the worst of him.
Danny, he holds a finger up to Damian's eyes and points it at him: the dog you really got to dread, is the one that howls inside your head
Danny, grabbing damian's mask and smoothing it over his eyes: it's him whose howling drives men mad, and a mind to its undoing
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Snippet 25: Danny is Bruce Wayne's clone-- (Battinson Vers*)
Ember, in the middle of a fight with Phantom + Wraith:
Ember, knocks off Phantom's mask for the first time: lets see what ugly mug you're really hiding under there, Phantom--
Phantom: *the wettest, most pathetic looking pretty boy on the planet*
Ember:
Phantom, dryly: what, did your mic die out or something? all that caterwauling finally make you lose your voice
Wraith, unsheathing his sword: *vibrating with baby brother rage bc he knows EXACTLy why Ember is silent*
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Snippet 26: Damian is finally starting to play nice :)
Dany: hey... guys.... whatcha doing
Damian, hanging out with Sam: Me and Manson are plotting ways to crush the Mayor's plan to cut budget funding for the city parks and cut down the native trees
Danny: oh, i see.... is this safe?
Sam: probably
Danny: hm.
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Snippet 27: digging up cold case
Danny: ....if Damian is out with Sam tonight with their plot against the mayor....
Danny, turning towards his desk: then that means I can work some more on Mrs. Witherbury's murder case that she asked me to solve without Dames guilt-tripping me into bed :)
Danny, settling down at his desk with a thermos full of coffee: i'm glad sam and damian are finally getting along
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Snippet 28: sparring
Damian, frowning: your reflexes are incredible but your combat is downright awful, brother. it's truly a miracle i didn't skewer you upon our first meeting
Danny, got his ass kicked by his 7yo brother: *groaning in pain* not everyone has super secret assassin training, Damian. And I don't really have time to actually practice anything.
Damian: Mrs. Fenton knows martial arts and her form is proficient enough, I'm sure she would be delighted to teach you if you asked. I will join since I need to keep my skills sharp and my training was unfinished when I arrived here.
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Snippet 29: daytime surprise
Phantom, fighting Skulker in broad daylight: *under his breath* at least Lancer's english test will get canceled for this...
Phantom, dodging a blast from Skulker: *in ASL, furious* don't you have anything better to do, you fuck!?
Skulker: foolish ghost child, speak! I know you're capable of it - speak before you lose the ability to
Phantom: *flips him off instead*
Wraith, sending back a ecto-blast with his sword: please pay attention, phantom
Phantom, doubletaking: *in a hissed whisper* what are you doing here!? it's a school day, you should be at school!
Wraith: Tt. If the boot fits.
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Snippet 30: guilt
Danny with his head on his desk, his elbows propped up as he massages his hands: hn
Damian, lurking to the side with a guilty look on his face:
Damian: can i....
Danny, silently holding his hand out to Damian: hrm
Damian, immediately taking it and doing the massages + finger exercises: ...im sorry
Danny: hm... I forgive you
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc au#dpxdc au#dp dc#dp dc crossover#danny fenton is not the ghost king#clone^2#this made me realize that Danny's ghosts PROBABLY don't know what he looks like under the mask for a WHILE#they just know he's a pain in the ass and also human and also insistent to get them back into the ghost zone#danny being the battinson bat clone is THE funniest thing to me like goddamn. you're a drowned kitten#does this imply that none of his rogues have seen his face in the two years before he got damian? yes. but wraith knowing why ember is#silent and being indignant with baby brother rage is so funny to me. protective little siblings ftw >>>>#dany being battinson bat makes so much sense because clone danny has no powers and runs around in a hoodie and jeans and baseball bat#and battinson is the exact amount of lanky and tall wet rat that seeing phantom WOULD be unsettling if you saw him at night.#also sam and damian get along but i dont know or think that damian would ever trust her tucker or jazz like he ever would with danny#he likes them and trusts them to take care of danny and him (to an extent) but he like. TRUSTS trusts danny.#hhhh fuck danny is permanently the battinson bat in my head fUCK. it makes so much sense#danny resorts to Batman Grunts when he’s overtired + in pain + unfocused
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@seemoreseymoursbay week day 2: romantic ship!! (so sorry for being late to these prompts omg)
honestly i was floored when i found out this was a thing people ship its so funny to me! enemies to lovers but make it nine year olds?? thats hilarious dude im so here for it
#also the concept of chloe lowkey having a crush on louise and being so mad about it they are mortal enemies#she messed with rudy to get louise’s attention#just imagine dude#funniest thing ive ever seen#celery art tag#and imagine they GOT TOGETHER????#it would be like when gene dated courtney and tina + louise freaked the fuck out#if gene and tina ever found out louise and chloe were a thing they would DROP DEAD#and same honestly#comedy genius#smsw romantic#smsw#bobs burgers#louise belcher#chloe barbash#chlouise#?#wtf is their ship name#chlouise sounds right#how obscure#i also dont have a bobs burgers oc so i migjt skip to day 4 and be actually caught up#idk tho
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Franky assuming Sanji and Usopp are dating when he sees them interact for the first time is hilarious but makes sense since at the moment he has only seen Sanji being extremely protective of Usopp. Law assuming Sanji and Usopp are dating is just based on seeing them argue and act like a married couple the very second they reunite in Wano, and I think that's what true love looks like.
#franky: ah yes they're dating. there's no other reason why somebody would be so protective and furious something something#law the second he sees them yell at each other: okay so are these two fucking or?#funniest thing ever if nobody like. tells them the truth. they still think usopp and sanji are dating#one piece#black leg sanji#usopp#sanuso#franky one piece#trafalgar law
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I still have no idea how Veracxa actually played out in the show but I’m enamored by the idea that the team spends years fighting like the bitchiest most tenacious most androgynous lesbian ever. And then she becomes Lance’s sister-in-law.
#veracxa#voltron#I’ve always thought of Acxa as being almost like Jessie from pokemon in that she’s Always Fucking There#meaning like the team goes anywhere and then acxa is just There as well for some reason#keith goes to the farmers market planet. he reaches for some space peaches only for acxa to grab them first.#she’s literally there by complete coincidence and then 5 minutes later she's sets the market on fire and nearly killed keith three times#I think Acxa and keith would have the funniest in-law dynamics#because Acxa is the closest keith thinks he has ever felt to being attracted to a woman (because Acxa looks like a twink)#and then likewise keith is the closest thing axca has ever felt to comphet (this is her first time experiencing a Warrior’s Bond)#shitpost#axca
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#sorry i could NOT get this out of my head when i read this ask. this is the funniest thing i have ever seen#just witnessed everybody saying that starstruck was sooo cute and soo precious in her big pink bow with her stupid little round cheeks#and ran begging into my inbox like PLEASE beat her the FUCK UP. okay!! absolutely!! as you wish it etc#i would never have actually done something this self indulgent without the prompt tbh but#joke's on you because the only characters i like throwing in the blender more than my faves are my sonas :)#you'll notice i only screenshotted it & this is not an answer to the actual ask. don't worry! it'll arrive some day#(this is jokeish in tone but i am genuinely delighted by this ask! never thought anyone would enjoy seeing stuff like that with my oc)#(always feel free to send me starstuck requests tbh!! even angst lmao. maybe i should throw her at galacta knight and see what happens)#(i think he'd just eat her whole in two bites like a strawberry cupcake ngl)
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WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL!!! /POS. ATTACKING YOU.
Xemnas and Xigbar for 37 if that number hasn't been done? If it has, how about 74?
no puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal // ay, todo lo que he hecho por ti.
[ID: a mostly black and white drawing with a purple overlay of xigbar and xemnas shown from the hip up on the left side of the image. the background is black and has some diagonal lines with a bit of transparency on the right side. the shadows are harsh, with only a bit of light falling on their faces.
they stand before each other turned to the audience. xigbar, holds the handle and the middle of No Name before him, head tilted down as he looks to the audience. xemnas stands a full head taller behind xigbar, his left hand held some distance below the bladed tip of No Name, his left eye is covered by his fringe.
xemnas visible eye is painted ochre with a white pupil, while xigbar's eye is white and gold. The eyes on no name's handle and the gazing eye on the blade are a vibrant cyan. the caption reads the spanish lyrics "i can't ask a simple mortal for a forever" and "oh, everything i've done for you." /End ID.]
close-up under keep reading.
#capisnotonfire#PUTS MY HAND TO MY STERNUM AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR ON MY KNEES /affectionate#warning to whoever might open the link; there's a slightly suggestive several 'ay's at the beginning porque shakira it's also bass heavy#OBJECTIVELY THE FUNNIEST SONG THAT COULD'VE COME UP. it's the gift that keeps on giving!!#this specific remix's been on my top list... several years; top five for a couple. i've loved it forever. top radio edits ever.#it's basically about a guy that makes up excuses to hide he's cheating and a gal that's fed up with his bullshit and is like. okay. bye.#i briefly considered going with............ right now i know my heart is yours <- in regards to i'm already half-xehanort#as per usual not ship art but it would be HILARIOUS if it was. it would've been able to go so many incredibly funny tragic ways#nano does reqs#my doods#xigbar kh#xemnas kh#IT TOOK SO LONG. putting this out there because i WILL lose my marbles if i do anything more. it's not as polished as it could.#fret not if you've asked for a req i am still doing 'em this one just. kicked my ass (been busy). i tried a couple of things and failed#THEN the file corrupted like 9 hours in and i wanted to die a little (thank the heavens my drawing app has a#thing to get back corrupted files through their screen recording) but i GIVE UP (affectionate)#Does this make sense thematically? Fuck if i know. i forgot all lore (half serious). it looked cooler in my head (jesting)#anyways. mwah tysm for the ask<3#i love posting at mystifying times (i finish at terrible hours and get excited)#described
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I don’t often acknowledge the fact that Nick Bradshaw canonically died in Top Gun, BUT, if I were to do such a thing it would be like when I was thinking the other night (I know- dangerous) and I was like rip to Nick Bradshaw you woulda LOVED the 2008 classic movie Step Brothers.
#nick goose bradshaw#top gun#top gun maverick#top gun 1986#how the fuck do I tag this#no#seriously#that’s a real question#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#ron slider kerner#idk my head is so empty#but full of shit like this#I posted this in an absolute fit of ‘fuck it we ball’ energy#guys#he WOULD have loved Step Brothers#you know#the 2008 classic I watch every three and a half months#because it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen#you KNOW he and Maverick would reenact the bunk bed scene#and Ice would just come home and be like#???????#please can it just be normal#and slider would be like thoughts and prayers bro#they can be gay in this if you want btw (they TOTALLY) are#but this was more just my stupid thoughts about how like#if Goose hadn’t died you know he would also watch that movie like every three months#and Bradley would be like please stop referencing it#it’s NOT funny#and he’d ref anyway
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Listen, we all know from 2016 that I fell hard and fast for the beloved tumblr obsession that is the Foxhole Court books. But the author surprised-announced not long ago (late last year I think?) that there was a new book coming out in the series when she never gave any hint that this was a possibility, and it released yesterday night, and well...
I'm right back on my bullshit y'all. 15% in and I can feel myself being re-consumed by this fandom as completely as the meteor that killed the fucking dinosaurs.
#the sunshine court#tsc#the foxhole court#tfc#aftg#all for the game#the funniest thing about these books is that i love them with all my heart and i would recommend them to exactly zero people#unless i get the sense that theyre a very specific type of fandom trash panda like me#they are not...how you say...accessible to the palate of the general public i think#but they are fucked up and full of found family and healing and actual torture and i could read them for hours#but no one i know in real life should ever touch them probably lolllll
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I have way too many pencil doodles so have a sprinkle of them
First one is more of @flowercitti ‘s Nick from “Love and it’s decisive pain (Sunlight)” on Ao3 because he has me on a chokehold ever since I read about his moles and pretty hair
#the third one is basically just a quick doodle I did after reading in a fic that his skin thrums with energy#isnt that the headcanon ever??#like yes. that is. yeah.#Vash crying TM because of course#well more like teary eyed but yk#bringing more of my Spanish speaking WW#because i think him cursing in Spanish would be the funniest thing ever#where did he learn that?? we don’t question that what the fuck just go with it#go with the wave the vibes#imagine him just going ‘pinche güero LPTM YA WEYYY YAAAAA’#IQNENWKE IMAGINE HIM CALLING VASH WEY QIENJW#heavily inclined to the Mexican Spanish hc because I am and it’s funny#trigun#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun fanart#vash the stampede#nicholas trigun#trigun stampede#wolfwood#vash#trigun maximum#trigun wolfwood#vash trigun#Vashwood#lenssi draws#i don’t really like the second one’s hair but his face is. ok.
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i do have to confess that one of my favorite jack spot dynamics to rotate in my brain is jack being a few years older than spot and knowing him in the refuge/as kids and spot having a Massive crush on him and being extremely pissed about that fact years later when they re-meet/reconnect. he doesn't have a crush anymore he's just angry that it ever happened. jack wasn't a jerk and was in fact completely oblivious to it so there's no reason for spot to be so peeved but he's steaming at the ears every time he remembers being infatuated with jack kelly.
#race thinks it's the funniest thing ever in the entire world#newsies#spot conlon#jack kelly#i like the idea of spot and jack falling out of touch or w/ever (talking modern au now ig)#so when race introduces his new boyfriend/fling/situationship jack is like :))) spot! i know you!#and spot is like >:(((( fuck this.#and then they don't get along for a while because spot is peeved and jack is confused and annoyed and frustrated and race is like ???#when spot finally forces himself to explain everything to race race tries (and fails) to not laugh his ass off it#he wouldn't tell jack bc that would be breaking spot's (hard won easily lost) trust but he is like Please can u be friends
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okay so two of my friends were talking about me and how to (jokingly) bribe me and one of them literally said "one ticket to her finnish guys and she's done"
joker out are now assigned finns by a random girl in asia 💚
#i'm fucking dying#the worst part is that she's correct i would do anything for jo tickets actually#and the fact that she canonically has accepted them as finnish people...#this is the funniest thing ever i'm sorry#joker out
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idkhow ft ryan ross . mcr/fob/pmore tour. mcr5. cobra starship reunion. we started the ball rolling with brendon’s downfall and now with your help these things and more can be a reality in 2023
#i want ryan on an idkhow song so bad i think it would fuck but also be the funniest thing ever#kora.txt
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