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I was shipping Jungwook and Yoora all through ep6 and was irritated when she slept with seoyuk the snake. But by the end of the episode, I was so glad.
I hope they have the same partners-in-crime-to-lovers arc that Yijoo and Doguk have. Because I love that for both couples.
#i know hate can be a juicy aphrodisiac#it worked for our mains#let it work for the second leads please#perfect marriage revenge
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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I'm sure Ralsei's gonna be fine... I hope
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#deltarune#deltarune fanart#deltarune comic#comic#twin runes#twin runes au#deltarune ralsei#undertale papyrus#undertale#crossover#utdr#roulxs kaard#lancer deltarune#queen deltarune#oh hey#this is the first comic without our main protagonists#time for the darkners to get the spotlight#it hasn't even been an hour and papyrus already adopted roulxs as his pupil#he'd make a greet teacher tbh#royal guard at work
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Graphite pencils and coloured pencil on a sheet of paper from a Moleskine sketchbook, A4.
#OFMD fanart#Stede Bonnet#Edward Teach#Our Flag Means Death fanart#Our Flag Means Death#Gentlebeard#Blackbonnet#Rhys Darby#Taika Waititi#Blackbeard#ofmd#go get your squidward stede#had to take a photo this time because my scanner will soon be old enough to buy cigs and beer and it's never been great with colours#this is also the main reason why I rarely work with colour so if anyone has any printer-scanner-copier recs I'm all ears
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the boys are back 🖤 (the shitposts never left, though)
#i feel like iii has been the main character of the aus tour thus far but our darling ivy has been on his... Behavior#iv AND ii are very pretty. pretty boys who could absolutely kick my fucking ass. positively rock my shit#all photos are from st's official pages except for the two of vessel they are from james gough and high voltage ph. respectively#lots of black and white in this one oooooo boy. iii looks so ominous in black and white i love him#i've been waiting to make this until i had a few more photos to work with bc i take my Time in selecting the photos i use for each post#i'm way too picky for these silly shitposts but i make them with my heart and soul so i hope you enjoy them gang#sleep token#sleep token memes#worshitposting#sleep token vessel#sleep token ii#sleep token iii#sleep token iv#em's worshitposting
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y’all are pikin’ MEN ??????? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
#what would our name be. hm. fredlie???? cheddie….. wait I kinda love cheddie like the cheese ……..#concidering hes one of my mains I never made full fledged full colored art with him. but now I did 🥹🥹#I loveeee u charlieeeeee. gives him a big kiss on his big ol nose#I love the color difference bro we are like cheetos and mountain dew ….#I cant think of anything else orange and green just work with me here#self ship#self shipping#self ship art#bipoc self ship#draws! ✏️#💚🚀🐥
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get Apollo'd idiot @sheerunfilteredhubris
#[.art]#^ if the didascalia is unclear this is meant to be a portrait of sorts. Of my friend. Technically of the greek god too but same thing#Juno#<- goes in my tags soley in this way I don't have a clue of what else to put on here#with added closeups! This took me one afternoon and some. I think about four hours in total if I add up all the last-minute editing#it was going to have a more complex background but it ruined the constrast and the shapes got lost in it so I had to scrap that#alas I don't think this will work as a way to achieve endless youth but we can't /all/ turn art into devil deals#no I'm not going to stop making that joke. I think it's hilarious.#also my soundtrack for this was the Hozier youtube automated playlist. we are not escaping with our lives I fear /j#is it neoclassical or more baroque? The main inspiration was the first but the harsher contrast reminds me of the second#ah well. You can tell me that. I can't analyse my own art#my art#greek mythology#classical mythology#painting#apollo#<- i'm putting these tags back here so it doesn't show up in the search it's just for my blog organisation
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i like how we all collectively agreed that covid does not exist in any of our sims stories
#i'm just thinking about the weirdness of media that came out from 2020 through like... 2022#even in shows that didn't address covid you can just feel its presence and the show immediately feels dated#the lack of extras in the background... or all the extras are wearing masks but the main characters aren't... toilet paper jokes......#anyway it made me realize none of us attempted it even if our timelines are true to life in every other way#to me it almost feels like it would be disrespectful to write about? but i don't know why because it's just an illness#i write about all kinds of illnesses and death#it just feels different for some reason#dude i just remembered frank gallagher on shameless died of covid........#they made their main character die from a disease that didn't even exist on earth when the show began#is that wild to anyone else#idk i just find it so fascinating how all types of writers chose to handle covid in their work and that includes sim stories
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DAVE: wait holy shit its been like what
DAVE: a week? since we mentioned queerplatonic kismesissitude?
DAVE: no fucking way this is like a new record for us
ROSE: 0.
DAVE: ...
DAVE: FUCK
TAVROS: qUOTE, tHE sIGNLESS AT HIS EXECUTION, tROLL AD 30,
#submission#source: my headmates same topic as in the quote!#he gets really worked up about the counter sometimes#we also had to google when jesus was crucified for this btw#// queerplatonic kismesissitude. im intrigued. how does this work#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#dave strider#rose lalonde#tavros nitram#and our main man THA SIGNLESS
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Can you imagine what being Professor Moriarty's student was like? You have a very dedicated Mathematics professor, who also has a degree in Astronomy, and he tries his best to make everyone understand what he says despite the limitations of having a bunch of different students with a bunch of different learning styles, and he's just so nice; a bit overly strict with schedules, but he never humiliates you for forgetting an assignment. He probably donates his money to associations that seek to help immigrants or something. His eyes lighten up whenever you show interest in one of his areas of expertise outside of lecture hours, and he infodumps about how the Sun will die one day to you. He takes jokes well despite the resting bitch face he carries around.
And then one day you hear he was killed by Sherlock fucking Holmes and that he was a mobster.
#dont really like when hes the main villain of every work i ever see#but thats because nobody is exploring the possibilities when they include him in a narrative#like hes so fucking overrated and you arent doing anything to make him actually worth our time!#hes a good professor! and as far as we know his dad was a criminal and his brothers arent so theres family drama too!#have fun! be weird about him!#sherlock holmes#acd holmes#professor moriarty#headcanon
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What we desperately need to internalize as women is that there are no rewards for putting your own needs second. Other groups of people (i.e. groups led by men) will not defend your rights as women as a thank you for prioritizing their own issues above feminist organizing. It’s okay to be assertive.
#and that's not to say that it's bad if any individual women's main focus of activism in organizing along some other line because we should#all go towards work we feel most called to and most capable of being effective#and our oppression is all linked#but I wish we were less willing to be guilt-tripped by female socialization#and I think a lot of women believe in this idea of fairness that is completely all in our own heads
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listen this may be a hot take that’s okay i’m fine with that i just feel that the @everyone main tag fandom vagueposts about sending admins hate and/or targeting ccs is . abyssal nonsense to post to tumblr. like you’re not wrong im not disagreeing with any of you— it just feels fruitless to post that on a website where none of us have direct contact with any admins or creators. if you see it in the main or side tags feel free to call it out, i think we should be doing that, but like the aimless vagueposting is not only reductive but directly adding to the negativity you’re trying to combat
#eleanor.txt#qsmp#i feel bad for even putting this in main tag but it’s like. at the same time i do want the tag to be a nice space#correct me if i’m wrong and there’s admins that are being targeted here but like. idk post ur post on twitter maybe#and this isn’t me trying to excuse qsmpblr we have issues of our own just. those aren’t our issues i don’t think#plus maybe my blocklist just works real well but i personally don’t see any excessive hate or negativity or anything#willing to be wrong on this one maybe we really need the callout or something idk. did we do something#this isn’t even discourse this is just blogging and it also feels like nobody knows the difference here. THATS one of our real issues
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#i think the main office of my job just got hit by a tornado#i don't work at that location but a bunch of people said they were leaving their workstation#to go to shelter#and then the entire system froze and died#...i uh....hope my coworkers are alive.#just cuz i hate this job doesn't mean i want them dead the fuck#i have the entire system running from our backup server so i guess#it's just my location right now#and we gotta keep working
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Very cool and not heartbreaking at all for the PJO show to emphasize that Percy is an outsider not only because he's new to the whole demigod thing, but also because he doesn't know the rules of being a traumatized kid with all the daddy/mommy issues possible
#Percy all the time: wait I treated them with kindness and didn't do anything bad#why am I not being treated kindly in return#absolutely everyone else: why on earth would you be entitled to basic human decency?#(and for the kids it's 1000% down to trauma and how they've been raised#so many of the foster kiddos I work with do the same thing#they either have to be so good and perfect (Clarisse and annabeth) that they can't be ignored which works until the parent moves#the goalpost and they're left in the dust with a perfect report card that doesn't get them a second glance#or they have to be so bad that their parents have to intervene (Luke) because#and say it with me folks#bad attention is the same as good attention if it's the only kind you ever get!!#watching this and revisiting TLT specifically has been crazy because they're kids who have been removed from home at their core#that's what our main cast of demigods are#all the year-round kids are removed from home and Percy's ability to go back home and love it just as much as he loves camp is something#that separates him throughout the series#he has a safe place to land during the TLO summer and he's using it and no one else seems to have that#Percy has a stupidly hard life but he has a home base to go to and most of those kids can't even comprehend that as an option#Percy's home is his greatest strength and it'll also forever be something that sets him apart from his peers#I just have thoughts on pjo and foster kids guys#silence emily#percy jackson#pjo tv#I'm arguing this isn't even a spoiler because it's been a running theme. fight me
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Duet
Alt simple colouring under cut, feel free to use as a computer background but please reblog if you do
#Banesberry art#altoclef.exe#There were so many different ideas we had for colouring this thing#We just ended up doing 2 of them#May do more later but who knows#Also really proud of the pose heheheh#scp#Clef x 173#dr clef x scp 173#scp date night#dr clef#dr alto clef#scp 173#scp the sculpture#scp the statue#Reflection Canon#<Our main personal canon that were working on- its a big project and I have a giant playlist for this thing
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you guys would blorbo-fy the fuck out of these characters, i'm telling you go watch this show now im going crazy
#why are you not putting it on my dash#why did i need to learn from tt#my own fandom on here betraying me#i think its made from the people who worked on our dating sim#everyone is amazing and one of the mains needs everything explained to him like hes a 5 year old#these 20 year olds are my ducklings i love them already#boys be brave
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