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to-be-a-dreamer · 4 months

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How am I supposed to be normal when I have to wait a whole week for Grover and Annabeth to learn Percy isn’t actually dead and they didn’t just loose another friend who sacrificed themselves to buy them more time and Annabeth didn’t just loose one of the only people who ever cared about her without making her earn it all because she wasn’t able to see he was tricking her and Grover didn’t break his promise to Sally and do you understand me? That after Percy fell Echidna and the chimera would have come after Annabeth and Grover which could only mean one thing and they had to leave the arch believing they failed? How long do you think they had to wait until Percy came out of the river? How long did they sit beside each other, not saying a word because they failed, they failed again and now they have to finish this quest alone?

#NO BUT SERIOUSLY DO YOU REALIZE HOW SICK GROVER MUST FEEL #he was supposed to keep percy safe #it was his entire job #sally made him swear it minutes before she died #percy chose him to come on the quest specifically because he believed grover would always have his back #annabeth was tasking him to take care of percy and get him to the river #and grover wasn’t able to stop him #percy was sick and half dead and grover still couldn’t stop him #you’re telling me you’re just going to make me leave him like that for a whole WEEK?#that poor BABY????#unacceptable I need a time machine right now #i’m so serious that cliffhanger was so rude and disrespectful i’m going to fight richard riordan in a denny’s parking lot #percy jackson disney+#percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #percy jackson spoilers #grover underwood #annabeth chase

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blueskittlesart · 1 year

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literally obsessed with kanji. finally a good character for me to latch onto

#hes 15 years old. he regularly intimidates people multiple years older than him. his favorite hobby is sewing.#he chased an entire motorcycle gang out of town with nothing but his regular ass bicycle. he has debilitating social anxiety. hes gay #perfect character. incredible job guys #personal #i am a simple person. i see a character with incredibly poor social skills and i decide they are my favorite with no further questions

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cemeterything · 1 month

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i've said this before but it's an endless source of amusement to me how hypocritical and petty the interpersonal drama between the tma avatars is... our noble patrons of the dread powers vs. their sicko cultists. that being said there is definitely something uniquely fucked in the head about the ones that kept larping as regular guys at their day jobs instead of quitting all that to psychologically torture people with magic tricks.

#🐉#elias was a sicko not because he built a panopticon to turn the entire world into his own personal perverted on demand streaming service #but because he genuinely enjoyed doing admin at his stupid gay office job #daisy calling him a freak was peak stones in glass houses behaviour but she wasnt wrong is the thing #tma

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teddytoroa · 9 months

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the thing about joe hills of nashville tennessee is that on a server of folks roleplaying mad scientists and zombies and kings and creeper-goats and kakashi of naruto and mayors and businessmen and slimes and iskall and dungeon masters and doom guy and dwarves and elves and aliens and whatever the gigaverse is, you have Joe Hills The Regular Human Guy From Nashville (Tennessee), and yet his normalcy is frequently more bizarre somehow than whatever else is going on. and this never ever fails to enchant and delight me.

#many of my most favourite episodes of hermitcraft are of joe just doin joe things #the entire empires arc where he writes his resume and hands it out and gets a job with pix is just SO so good #ive rewatched it at least twice #and im beyond excited to get my Official Signed Joe Hills TCG card im gonna frame it with my signed Cleo card n keep them on my desk #joe hills #hermitcraft season 9

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denimscotch · 19 days

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Behold! THE Commander workaholic.

#denim artwork #star wars clone wars #commander fox #star wars commander fox #star wars clone troopers #he gets so much hate for doing his job #it wasn’t entirely his fault #see me hoping he’ll be in bad batch despite knowing his fate

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theminecraftbee · 11 months

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okay REALLY STUPID superhero au concept: scourge of the city, poultry man, hated by everyone for sort of gunking up all their public works projects. darling of the city, cuteguy, beloved by everyone for generally being a very effective superhero at fighting crime. intrepid normal guy, iskall, person who has discovered a bizarre fact about one of his friends, grian: he's somehow both poultry man and cuteguy... at the same time??? frankly iskall doesn't know what to do with this information. why would someone even do that,

#this is so silly but it's in-character for them i think #anyway mumbo resolutely doesn't know either secret identity if you ask him and iskall is going to tear his hair out #scar is too busy signing posters and being entirely ineffective at his actual job #and the REAL threat lurks behind the scenes...#i Will Not Write This for the record but i thought it would be funny #can we somehow bring the salmon ghost into this too

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puppetmaster13u · 4 months

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Prompt 168

So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know.

See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite.

But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise.

Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do.

What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Coast City is where Hal Jordan lives hilarious enough #I just chose a random city but honestly a green lantern city is hilariously on brand for where Danny would choose to move #He’s just a cheerful space core dude who is glaring down several ghosts & helping others move on while he’s working #He’s also slightly uncanny valley to people outside of Amity & doesn’t realize it #He runs into a reporter Wes at some point & okay the fact he looks like the lady doing math meme when seeing Dan?#Utterly hilarious #Danny holding a newborn with matching slightly pointy ears and claws :)#Wes who is *pretty sure* Danny is cis but is second guessing everything now:#Danny is going to do his best to avoid any hero BS #He’s trying to do his JOB #Who cares if he brings his baby to work he needs to eat and he isn’t going to hire a babysitter #Bby Jordan tried to set the house on fire during his last tantrum do you THINK anyone else can deal with him? That’s what he thought now ou #Ellie visits as well & straight up melts out of the wall sometimes like a horror movie #She has weaponized her goo powers and is also excited to show her dad her new gravity ones #Space Core Danny + Fire Core Vlad = Sun Core Dan #Ellie has a Moon core (something something phases of the moon & travelling across the night sky)#Danny is encountering so many rogues and heroes and just doesn’t acknowledge it because he has a literal BABY who can destroy the entire JL #He’s very tired and would like a nap now

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poorlittleyaoyao · 22 days

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The Second Flautist remains the stupidest but also funniest adaptation choice. Su Minshan, heretofore portrayed as a cringefail loser who needed Wangxian and Wen Ning to save his ass from the Waterborne Abyss, overrides Wei Wuxian’s demonic cultivation abilities TWICE. Not only does he seize control of Wen Ning, but he manipulates the resentment summoned by Wei Wuxian to attack people and turn them into puppets at Nightless City SO EFFECTIVELY that Wei Wuxian cannot regain control of them even on an individual basis with the Yin Tiger Tally helping him.

Su Minshan, true Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, is the most overpowered character in the entire series, and we must therefore conclude that he chooses to be Jin Guangyao’s devoted henchman rather than seizing any power for himself because he finds it personally fulfilling.

#Su Minshan #tagging it so ppl can then go to the notes and find the good reblogs!#love that we never see JGY during the entire battle #I assume he is sitting in a little corner somewhere telling SMS what a good job he is doing which is all the compensation he needs 😌#for real tho in their insistence on making WWX blameless they made him fuckin weaksauce #and also… dumb? like if he’s NOT a hubristic little shit who’s showing off on night hunts with his pet zombie #then why insist on keeping the Tiger Tally? why not surrender it to JC or something if he doesn’t want to maladaptively cling to power?#masala necromancy wizard hour

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missilekids · 1 year

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ive always wondered who made the mcr website in the beginning.... it was ray :’)

#he also says the words ''thank god for steve jobs'' in this interview with his entire heart so like. baby steps #xyz

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lovegrowsart · 3 months

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it's pretty wild to me that people don't see that aang running off to save katara in CoD is his luke in empire strikes back moment, where he runs headlong into his want and attachment and he's narratively punished for doing so and not learning his lesson - aang runs after katara despite guru pathik's warning, like luke runs after leia and han from yoda on dagobah despite yoda's warning; similarly, as a result, things go to hell in ba sing se like they do on bespin - aang enters the avatar state before he's ready and gets killed, and ba sing se falls to the fire nation, luke fights vader before he's ready, loses a hand, and symbolically commits suicide after vader tells him he's luke's father.

the difference between their character arcs is that george lucas and co. actually went thru with luke's hero's journey and understood the fundamental difference between attachment and love, whereas I don't think bryke understood this difference and then dropped this from aang's arc pretty much completely and replaced it with aang digging in his heels into his want and attachment and he gets rewarded with energy bending from a lion turtle, the avatar state from a random pointy rock, and his forever girl from the self-indulgent white men that couldn't bring themselves to give their hero a compelling character arc that meant he might not have gotten everything he wanted at the end.

#the wasted potential of aang's arc gets to me so bad #the narrative and thematic set up is entirely there and they just shove it in the bin lmao #it especially irks as someone raised buddhist and dealing with writers that invoke these themes out of a fascination #with the religion and philosophy but then a complete unwillingess to actually commit to what those themes require of the character arcs #anyway sorry to say it #but zuko's arc does a better job embodying buddhist themes than aang's does in the end #despite all misappropriated aesthetics to the contrary #aang critical #but its really the writing like i LIKE aang i love his potential i hate how self indulgently he's written by the end of the show #atla critical #meta*#holly talks bs #also yes it would've been better narratively for aang katara zuko to the go the way of luke leia han #even if katara couldn't have been revealed as aang's surprise secret twin lmao #the thematic conceit of the triangle is the same in that luke and aang get over their infatuation with the first pretty girl he sees #and becomes the hero he needs to be #meanwhile hanleia and zutara are saving each other and being cool and kissing #anyway

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soaked-ghost · 3 months

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sooooo I had the idea of nightmare being a merchant and I have a lot to say about it hihi (see tags)

(comic under cut cuz it was getting too long)

#okay so I thought about how would nightmare interact with the main cast of heros and I thought him selling stuff made the most sense!#idk but the silly merchant that has been selling u trash for the entire game actually being the big bad of the story is funny to me #and it also gives him something to do instead of staying in his castle. torturing people.... or whatever....#and it also ironic for his character because he keeps talking about being king but he literally sells trash lolz #He does sell food but he mainly sells very dangerous weapons to humans so they could do no mercy runs #and all he has to do is sit back and enjoy as the human is doing the job for him!#he also doesn't risk ending up like flowey who gets killed ever after helping the human. cuz he's a shopkeeper!#and humans can't harm shopkeepers!#also he does this in many different aus. and when the no mercy run is done in that timeline (or not) he moves on to the next #nightmare sans #sans au #frisk undertale #utmv #art #myart

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causeimanartist · 7 months

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Behold, the last lunch break drawing in my sketchbook

#it's the last because it's from the day my job let me go lolol #say hi and bye to it because it's leaving the journal #the drawing is fine but the page it was connected to had to be ripped out because it stank #literally it smelled #I used a too powerful sharpie and it made the entire sketchbook reek #my mom gave me some perfume to spray on it so now it smells like sharpie and fancy lady #one day I'll give a proper sketchbook tour #maybe once I finish it #I was gonna hide this one away since all the drawings were done at the place that let me go (smh)#but I'm so close to finishing it that I went 'nah - they aren't ruining this for me'#ruin my skin cause I'm picking? maybe #but the sketchbook? no #my art #causeimanartist

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literalite · 10 months

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death, upright

#guntw #finally giving him a gun like that isnt his entire job #pew pew pew he has no idea how many people he's killed also he don't care #ts4 #ts4 edit #sunny #amongussy #scylla 06942 #p

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ponytailzuko · 4 months

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im gonna be so real wishmaker made me try so hard to imagine adriens future career but i cant do it. when i imagine adriens future i cannot imagine his career AT ALL. but also i think he has a source of income outside of marinette just for the feeling of independence. because financial dependence would probably be bad for his mindset after the 15 yrs of gabriel. so i cant imagine him as a stay at home husband either.

so my brain just sees him doing random jobs that he quits whenever he wants bc he lives with marinette in a little apartment over her boutique. like every week he somehow changes jobs and no one understands how. nino goes to the mcdonalds across the street from his house on monday and adrien takes his order. then he facetimes adrien on wednesday and he's in peru because hes got a job as a flight attendant. saturday, alya mentions that she had to report on a play being thrown by a local theater troupe and did you know adriens in it? and sometimes he just quits for awhile and does marinettes bookkeeping and occasionally models for her when he wants to. does some community center classes such as cooking, arts, etc. volunteers at the cat shelter. and is also a superhero i guess. chat noir does door dash.

#cal.ibrations #miraculous ladybug #um i usually dont imagine adrien keeping any of the money from the agreste company bc i always imagined hawkmoths identity wld be public #so i imagine a lot of that would probably be seized by the state tbfh like sorry but it was used to fund magical terrorism #so like i imagine usually he has enough for his childhood n young adult years n stuff but like entire life? nah. job is necessary 👍#or he steals felixs identity and uses his debit card tbh kind of deserved.

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chronicas · 11 months

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Finally.. Post-canon trio.

#HERE’S HOW BUTCH MERYL CAN STILL WIN.#Anyways lmfao I thought it’d be funny if instead of running like he’s done his entire life. Vash just gets a real job.#ophidian doodles #trigun #trimax #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #trimax spoilers

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thesapphiredragon13 · 4 months

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Heya! Sorry it’s late (as usual) but here it is! My piece for BillDip Secret Santa for @pchelaus .. hope you like my take on “Cosmic horror beyond our comprehension Bill taking a liking to flattered but confused Dipper.” !

I had a lot of fun with what features to add to give the whole ‘cosmic horror’ feel but you can never go wrong with some star speckled tentacles and extra sets of eyes lol.

#I would have added the two extra sets of star speckled arms floating beside Bill #but I ran out of time and I was already late so ..#. just imagine that he’s got them lol #Bill thinks he’s doing such a good job at looking human Lmaoo #he’s got arms! he’s got the legs! he’s even got the multiple eyes ! I don’t know what everyone’s screaming about?!#his more natural form is just entirely dark tentacles and arms and glowing eyes that’s bigger than a building #but it’s kinda hard to snuggle with his favourite human when he’s like this so #tiny form!#the face he’s hiding in Dippers hair is just a mass of inquisitive space tentacles #cause Bill can’t quite hold all his form in #essentially when he’s all excited to be juggling his Pinetree!#no mouth #Bill says mouths are stupid when you’ve got eyes and telepathy #art #billdip #billdip art #billdipss2023 #billdip2023 #billdipsecretsanta2023 #gravity falls #bill cipher #dipper pines #aged up dipper pines #billdipss23

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