I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

i wasnt raised by my father to be the best deadbeat dad this side of the mississippi.

baby fever is the most foreign concept to me in the world. when i found out women don’t have to have children if they don’t want to i was like YAYYYY!!! I’M FREEEEE !!! ^_^ i was like 13 and i have never looked back…

Our inquiry for the pronouns of the most humble man alive was refused, "I haven't done anything that makes me worth talking about in third person"

400 more words in this essay im gonna have to start making some shit up

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

i think the church should describe the bible in fanfic terms on booktok i think its the only way to get people into christianity in the 21st century.

*booktok voice* Do you want to read a gay story about two guys who speedrun enemies to lovers, go against their designed nature by being together, who become unstoppable fighting side by side to much dismay of the gods who created them? Do you want to see one of them eaten alive by the grief for his lover when he dies from a godsent sickness? A book about someone fighting so hard for a chance at eternal life that he doesn't notice he is throwing away the precious time he has got, filling it with agony? Well, in the  2100 BCE poem of Gilgamesh-

if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the "omegaverse" and not the "alphaverse," they'd throw a fit

[ID: An illustration of the character Adrien Agreste talking in a YouTube video that is labelled "My Relationship With Chat Noir," with a picture of Adrien and Chat Noir kissing behind him. End ID]

out of context doodle courtesy of the shit my discord server comes up with

topher

before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:

Obstinate and inflexible in their actions

Terrible for each other in most circumstances

Poor communicators

It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

tome's cool date (original post inspo)

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window