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literaphobe · 8 months
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i feel like. when it comes to stories and various media adaptations. some people are so obtuse and their reluctance to accept multiple interpretations of fiction especially those that are ambiguous by design. feels so childish and stupid
im just saying like. anyone who goes ‘jo x laurie shippers are so stupid for liking them didnt you know the writer didnt want them to be together?’ only to say ‘jo and freidrich are soooo cute!!!!’ are deluded in a way no one can ever save
#personal#the reason why is that louisa may alcott did not want jo marrying anyone#thinking jo x whats his face is sooooo couple goals not only spits in the face of what louisa wanted for herself#but is dumb bc like who cares WHO CARES#im talking about the 2019 adaptation btw#i saw someone say yeah its so obvious jo has zero feelings for laurie and ugh i dont get why greta gerwig made her write that letter#it made nooooo sense#AND PROCEEDED TO ASSERT THAT EVERYONE WHO LIKED JOLAURIE IS LIKE CRAZY AND STUPID OR SOMETHING#like woefully refusing to admit a scene should exist in a movie#when it is there for A REASONNNN#makes u more stupid than ever#refusing to accept that multiple different conclusions can be made and justified…..#like the whole thing about jolaurie in little women 2019 to me that is so epic#is that it is not black and white!!!!#it is not as simple as her having zero feelings and not loving laurie and him only being a friend to her#it is that she did not want things to change!!!!#she saw marriage and therefore romantic love as a trap!! jail!!! inevitable disaster!!!#and that is not a bad interpretation of her character?#because there are people who feel the same way? that exist in the world?#thinking so isnt problematic bc these characters are not fucking real#and no matter how louisa may alcott lived her life#death of the author doesnt mean i hate the author so im ignoring her perspective#its that stories can adapt and stretch and transform#and be seen in so many different ways!!!! that people can look at in#and that being stubborn about one interpretation and assuming anyone who thinks differently is invalid………
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itwoodbeprefect · 3 months
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deeply fucking unhinged shows that are completely aware of being deeply fucking unhinged...... i love you
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chantryexplosion · 1 year
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sorry i don’t think i’ll ever stop being mad about how much better it would’ve been to use cullen instead of samson as an antagonist in dai
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coffeeandcalligraphy · 8 months
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almost at 3k for the day <3 how silly of me <3
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jgracie · 13 days
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I’m honestly team Jason by himself,this dude has so much trauma to unpack that he should focus all of his love and attention on himself and then,one day,find some that understand him and love him for who he is.That’s when Reyna comes in,she has been his friend through anything and she would understand and support hime(giving him the time and space to heal)more than anyone else.They would have made a really good and healthy couple one day🥺
YES YES YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS IN MY HEAD TOO !!!!!! anon u literally read my mind i love u SO much for this 🗣
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kaylor · 2 months
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took a break from critrole bc they were pissing me off and i just started watching again at about episode 82 and these bitches are pissing me offfff can ANY of y'all plan or listen or make a decision
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devilishdelights · 4 months
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unpopular opinion…. i don’t like those touchstarved VA’s that have been circulating 😭 i think they’re too gruff and deep for leander and ais. Leander has a smooth voice to me that’s very casual.
and Ais has a very slight gruff but it’s not as intense or deep. it’s kinda crackly but medium in tone.
there’s this voice in my head that’s Mhin to a T, it’s gotta be someone i’ve heard before but i can’t remember!! grouchy for sure
kuras is soft spoken yet authoritative, a bit cheeky in tone, maybe breathy. i think he has those breathy laughs. He speaks clearly though.
vere is the only one i kinda vibe with, being a honeyed sultry voice with some snark.
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simrooto · 9 months
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the emilys emanis: does nothing wrong yet everything bad happens to them
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If you already got this from someone and you just haven't answered yet pls ignore, but if no one else asked i want to add klinger+charles for the relationship bingo ask meme
ok I’m getting to this late as FUCK but PLEASE nobody ever hesitate to send me something for an ask game if I get one ask on a topic I will go YIPPEE and if I get 20 asks on the same topic I will go YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyhow you're indeed the only one around here who shows outside interest in our rarepair insanity, a boon I will remember as long as I live btw. Mx. Smoking Marlene Dietrich I owe you the WORLD
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TRIPLE BINGO because they are EVERYTHING. to me.
It’s funny. This is the one duo where I almost do just want to post the bingo and leave it at that. Part of me wants to tell people about this ship SO bad, to give novel-length explanations and justifications and theses. But the other part of me is like you know what. You either Get It or you don’t.
Anyways there are 10000 things to say about Them but one is: I specifically did not fill in “gay af to have a sworn rival” even though it cost me another bingo because one of the most fascinating things about the interactions between these two is that they actually do not have a mutually adversarial relationship--even though that’s what writers usually do with two characters on diametrically opposite ends of the socioeconomic spectrum. 
I’ve been thinking about this a bit because I’ve seen people say things like, “It’s great what a funny duo they turned into when they started out hating each other, haha.” And I get why one would think like this but IMO it’s actually not the case! Charles acts more familiar with Max over time because he does that with everyone--
(Though he’s racist towards Max throughout, of course. Because Charles’ racism never goes away. You know that right. MASH fandom I am putting my hands on your shoulders and asking: You know that, right? I keep seeing people talk about Charles having a character arc and a redemption arc so I’m just. I’m just making sure.)
--but Max has actually been pretty nice to him right from the start, back when Charles’ relationship with basically every character was antagonistic. As soon as s6e13 he tells Charles how similar they are, how they should work together to try and get away from the war, how they’re “soulmates”. Even after Charles insults him, he straight up says, “I’m on your side, Major”, which I’m pretty sure remains one of the nicest things someone canonically says to Charles, ever. Just one scene, but emblematic of a greater whole, of quite a few future scenes where Max gamely engages with Charles even when it puts him in unpleasant situations.
And of course, the motivation the show usually gives, on those occasions when it thinks about Maxwell’s motivations at all, is a simple throwaway “Well Charles is paying him / giving him some other material benefit, so obviously Klinger will be his kicked dog! You all know how Middle Eastern people are! We are a groundbreakingly progressive show btw.”
But man. Fuck that shit. This is far afield of my original point but the thing is, Max’s interactions with Charles are often the most egregious exempla of every way the later seasons fucked over my girl here. It almost seems useless to try to analyze any of Max’s actions after a certain point from a Watsonian perspective, when the Doylist reading of the show being too racist and stupid to do anything coherent with him is the ultimate explanation, and sometimes the only explanation you can even come up with, because shit just makes NO fucking sense in-universe. 
But unfortunately I’m a stupid cringe ass fanfic writer/reader, and I love this character, and Max already gets so little screentime compared to the main protagonists, and I don’t want to just ignore him because of the decisions of writers who didn’t care about him.
(That’s the entire reason I started shipping this stupid thing in the first place, btw. I just wanted to read some fanfic where Max is the main character and idk if you’ve noticed but if it weren’t for AO3 user stateofintegrity and their ~problematic cringe ship~, the pickings would be pretty fucking slim.)
So I like to pretend there’s a better reason for Maxwell going from “Major Burns I hate you so fucking much I am going to kill us both with this fucking grenade” to the equivalent of a tumblr blog responding to pathetic anon hate with “are we about to have sex”. After all, if you’re going to write Maxwell yourself, get inside his head and all, then you also have to account for why he tolerates all the OTHER characters’ racism towards him in later seasons, too. 
And the messy problematic reasoning I come up with is that Max is at heart the kindest and also most emotionally intelligent character on the show, and even the liberalized version of the 1950s our story is set in is a systemically bigoted universe that is all he’s ever known and experienced, and he’s certain these are good people, really, when it matters. And being emotionally intelligent, and generally intelligent too for that fucking matter, and observant and insightful, he can tell there’s a big difference between Frank and Charles, and perhaps less of a difference, even, between Charles and Hawkeye. Maybe when you watch things from Hawkeye’s POV, the ideological and moral differences between him and Charles are huge, but maybe if you were in Max’s POV instead there wouldn’t be quite as much of a distinction between them. I don’t know! I don’t know. Just some ideas, I don’t know. 
Of course getting into fucking. internalized racism and such is pretty uncomfy and exhausting shit. And that’s not even touching all the gender stuff my girl has going on. You start to see why nobody wants to get into this character’s head much. But I do :3 And I do honestly think sometimes the most effective way to do that is to look at the Messiest Ship In All Of MASH (TM). As I’ve talked about before from the Charles angle, I love this ship precisely because of its Problems, because they’re problems that exist anyways for both characters, and having the two of them interact makes the problems impossible to ignore, so they maybe finally get to be dealt with. I mean, I just don’t think the optimal resolution to Charles and Max’s racism-laden interactions is that Charles goes back home to a big opulent house and Max struggles to save up to buy a used car in After M*A*S*H. That is not super satisfying. to me. 
This post got derailed to hell but I think what I was trying to say is that Max treats Charles SO much better than that bastard man deserves and I would at least like to see something come of it, for the love of--
#HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE I lost so much sleep to write this and for what. truly for what.#to hopefully not get hashtag canceled for it on the off chance someone reads it I guess ghdsjgkhdsklkhk anyways#I meant to say I actually usually hate when Rich Character and Poor Character are portrayed in a Rivalry Of Equals type scenario cause like#nooooo actually that's not how life works. power differential means something. this is no a fair fight.#Starky loves answering questions#marley-manson#putting my organizational tags early this time cause apparently if you put them too late they don't show up on your own blog tag searches??#I couldn't find my unpopular opinion Charles manifesto ;;;_;;; thankfully I'd linked it before smh#did any of this make ANY sense like just out of curiosity. clap if it made sense.#mash#charmax#idk man I just can't separate the fact#that Charles being racist to Klinger is contemporaneous with#1) the other characters not really giving a shit about Charles' racism#and 2) the other characters also being racist to Klinger themselves#albeit less frequently depending on the season#I've said it before and I'll say it again#everything people hate about this ship should be things they hate about much more than JUST this ship#the concept of shipping these two together just makes you suddenly step back and take notice of all the latent garbage#and that's part of why I like it. because it makes you take notice.#the other part of why I like it is that Max deserves a sugar daddy who will buy him anything he wants forever#also this isn't the direction I ended up going with the post#but my favorite thing about the total imbalance in how they see each other#is that Max makes Charles soooo angry all the time#and Charles barely registers as an annoyance to Max most of the time#it's like when a cat has decided one of your appendages is an enemy to be attacked#and you're just sitting there like haha playtime with my silly kitty :3#K if you're reading this btw you know I don't think your stuff is cringe or problematic#that was for the Outsiders the Uninitiated the Ignorant#you understand how it is. I am giving you 1000000 kisses now also.
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elytrafemme · 2 years
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you know what if i vent out enough of my frustrations maybe that will help. the thing about writing cs!ranboo chapters that i’m beginning to realize is that there are a LOT less things that actually propel the chapter forward comparatively. because cs!tubbo in general his narration is a lot less dense so even in solo scenes you can sort of navigate him around with racing thoughts, and he has more friends than cs!ranboo (sorry) so there’s usually someone he can pivot off of. plus anger as a propellor is powerful to me at least it’s one of the easiest things for me to write and cs!tubbo has a LOT of anger.
but with cs!ranboo what pushes his lines forward for the most part is either interactions or observations or spirals. but the observations just contextualize the background and this chapter i’m writing LACKS interactions, so the only thing that would move things along is spirals, and he’s supposed to NOT be spiraling in this chapter because he’s depressive and stagnant
so i iterally don’t know how to write the fucking chapter because i don’t have anything that’s MOVING it. so i’m skipping around and the pacing is all fucked because i’m trying to at least get something down meaning im gunning for parts later in the chapter and the beginning is a fucking mess. god dammit.
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yutadori · 1 year
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sniff sniff sob mp100 season 3 episode 6 spoilers because im distraught and i NEED to talk about it u__u
god . good god im so EMO.... there's just so MUCH that happened this episode god when dimple decided to stop with his plan and go home with mob i just knew there was something off it felt too easy but oh mein gotttt i did NOT EXPECT.... the psycho helmet guy to still be around !??!?! especially because it was initially dimple god it's legiterally so terrifying to look at omg...
the??? whole thing about dimple realizing that he didn't actually want to be a god, and that he shrimply wanted a friend?!?!??!? stop.... don't look at me.... i can't do this... it makes so much sense like when he talked about how even though he'd pretty much reached his goal + received acknowledgement from a massive amount of people, it was still unfulfilling for some reason and it . makes sense that he felt that way because there wasn't any sort of genuine connection. the relationship between him and all of those people wasn't something that was formed naturally it had to be forced in order for him to acheive it like he legiterally had to brainwash them in order to have that many people pay attention to him
)))): and when there was the conversation about getting carried away.... that fucked me up it's really sad that dimple reached the realization of wanting friendship instead of being a god after all of this happened, because him getting carried away was the reason for his downfall. the accumulation of everyone's energy allowed psycho helmet to be able to navigate itself without the help of dimple, which then led dimple to having to fight and sacrifice himself to ensure everyone's safety.... uoaghhhhhhhhhhh
uaghhhh and the . the scene where dimple had mob LEAVE!!!! i haaaaaate scenes like that where chara a pretends nothing is wrong and chara b isn't fully aware of what's happening and it's just like haha yeah get home safely mob everything's okay ^__^ i'm going to die now
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hydrostorm · 2 years
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OH MY GOD THE FACT BECKETT IS ACTUALLY ENGAGING WITH FREUDIAN THEORY. WHAT THE HELL AND FUCK
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dance0fdragons · 2 years
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these tik tok metal elitists are something else man i'm giggling and kicking my feet
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girl-bateman · 8 months
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Did a past life regression once and got a vision of me as a father whipping my sons back bloody and raw 😟
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zevranunderstander · 1 year
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watched absolution today. it was not good fam.
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angelbaby-fics · 2 months
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Cg stucky x little reader x little Peter where he is the older bro and very protective about his little sis and they go to the avenger tower but she is in babyspace and non-verbal and he won't let anyone near her and is like "nooooo she to tiny you make her owie" and when someone else than their caregivers try to pick her up he Hit the person and get punished by daddies
Baby's Bodyguard
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A/N: This is such a sweet idea!!!! I love big bro Peter & there's gonna be a lot more of him coming in the future I think 💕 Also nobody yell at me but I haven't actually watched Hawkeye & I don't know anything about Kate imsosorry enjoy!! 💕
Joining the Rogers-Barnes family as their precious and littlest baby was the greatest thing that happened to everyone involved, but nobody took on a greater pride than your big bubba Peter. Steve and Bucky had been worried at first that he wouldn’t take it well, no longer being an only child and the absolute center of their attention. To their surprised delight, however, Peter took on his new older sibling responsibilities with a soldier’s pride. 
Any time you were out on an errand or playing in the park, Peter took it upon himself to keep a watchful eye on you, even though your daddies were more than capable. Whenever you weren’t in your daddies’ arms, you were holding Peter’s hand. At the playground, he’d go down the slide first to make sure it wasn’t too fast, and then wait at the bottom to catch you as you followed. When you ordered food in a restaurant, Peter always took the first bite to make sure it was safe. Well, maybe that one wasn’t as much about protection as it was getting an extra bite, but still. At parties and playdates it was a little easier for him to get distracted, but he always made sure you were within earshot.
That’s how you found yourself now, in one of the common rooms of the sprawling Avengers compound, stacking blocks into a castle while Peter half paid attention to Wanda’s game of pretend on the other side of the room, his focus divided between her and you. Steve was standing around the snack table talking to Bruce and Tony, while Bucky and Sam cracked open a couple of beers on the balcony. It wasn’t a party so much as a lively get-together, team members and family only. 
It also happened to be Kate’s first party with the gang. Kate had been kind to you the few times you had met her, engaged with you in your pretend games and played hide and seek around the compound with you and your friends, but you didn’t trust her all the way yet. She was new here, she didn’t know that the only ones you allowed to carry you were your daddies. When Tony announced that dinner was ready, she was the closest to you, so she picked you up to carry you into the dining room with everyone. She meant well, she handled you gently, but that meant nothing to you at this moment. 
Peter’s spidey senses noticed it first, the sharp intake of your breath as you started to wail. Poor Kate didn’t realize what was happening as everything unfolded. A sticky web splatted into the back of her shirt as Peter ran over to the two of you. 
“No! You put baby down!!” He shouted, smacking the side of Kate’s arm like a cat batting a toy; not enough to hurt her.
Kate let go of you as you flung yourself into Peter’s arms, now sobbing from both the fright of being picked up by a new person and the commotion that had followed it. Peter barely had time to comfort you when a strong voice rang out over the noise. 
“Hey!” Steve shouted, not needing to say anything else to get everyone in the room silent and staring at him. Even you had stopped crying when you saw your daddy enter the room. Peter immediately spoke out in your defense. 
“She was scaring baby!” He cried out, pointing an accusatory finger at Kate.
“I’m sorry, I wasn’t! I was just bringing her to dinner!” Kate defended herself, desperately hoping the super soldier would understand. It wasn’t Steve she was worried about, though; Bucky was glaring at her with ice cold eyes. 
Steve placed a calming hand on his husband’s shoulder, calming him instantly.
“Alright, everybody calm down,” Steve said, his face softening as he turned to meet your eyes. “Are you hurt, babydoll?”
You shook your head, reaching out for your daddy’s arms. 
“I promise,” Kate said, “all I did was pick her up!” “I believe you.” Steve nodded. “She just doesn’t like getting picked up by anybody but her family. It's okay, you didn’t know yet.” Kate smiled, grateful for the forgiveness. Your tears had dried, your breathing had calmed, and your tummy had started to rumble. Steve gave you a kiss on the head, and with the chaos settled, everyone began to shuffle off to the dining room. Peter mingled in amongst them until he felt a cold hand on the back of his shirt. 
“Uh uh, not so fast kiddo,” Bucky warned, pulling the youngster aside. “I saw you hit Kate. That’s not nice and you know it.”
Peter looked down at his sneakers. “I’m sorry Baba,” he said dejectedly.
“Don’t apologize to me, apologize to Kate. Bucky let Peter go, following him into the kitchen before adding: “and no dessert tonight!”
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