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#Spotify#austin butler#slowsweetlove.2023#a year in pictures#don't worry be happy#bobby mcferrin#is this song about phone seggs?
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Sis - ITZY Chaeryeong & Soloist Chaeyeon x M! Reader. (+18)
tw: drunk seggs? misdirection, of course sistas (but you already know that), not proofread coz I'm lazy and stuff.
"Ah–fuck." You told yourself as you almost tripped on your doorstep.
"I'm home." You announce or... At least in your alcohol-drowned mind that's what you said.
Entering your dimly lit house and somehow noticing a pair of shoes left in the entrance you suspected that your girlfriend is already home and resting. Oh boy your jealousy of sleeping soundly, unlike your deal with your headache and alcohol stank, as you methodically dodging all of the furniture.
Thankful for your memory as you've successfully passed all of the obstacles till you've made your way to your bedroom which the door was strangely ajar.
You shrugged thinking that it's your girlfriend's fault, after all leaving a door not closed entirely is normal due to fatigue having to practice, record and perform songs for their fan.
I mean after all we're talking about the arguably best dancer of the 4th gen K-pop. ITZY's very own Lee Chaeryeong.
Yup, HER. You honestly have no goddamn clue on how you bagged such a girl but it was those random ass situation that you ran into her and just shoot your shot. Like when they say when life gives you and opportunity fucking grab it by the neck.
You then reached for your phone as you enter the bedroom to try and see what unacceptable time you've arrived home after an office party, only to notice that there was actually a message from your girl.
With your eyes barely perceiving anything you only catch a tad of what the fuck was on the screen. 'Something about her sister and a thing about special?' You couldn't wrap your head around it but it's something a sober you would pay attention to, then again you're not sober right now.
Finally giving up you place your phone on the nightstand and collapse on the bed. It was then that you finally see your girl's silhouette through the dark room.
Normally you'd pounce her and rain down on her with some love but tonight is different as your body is barely able to move without causing a jolting pain behind your head, you cursed your workmates and the alcohol for robbing you off of your quality time with your girl.
She shifted seemingly a tad bit awaken by the sudden addition of weight on your bed. She turned towards you and oh lord despite the darkness that floods your bedroom with the pathetic effort of the moonlight to illuminate her face and the ridiculous amounts of booze basically impairing your vision you wouldn't fail to be amaze by your girl's vision. It's truly one of a kind, well–two since she and her sister are almost identical.
Anyways, you smiled at the sight as you see her blurry face, uh her cute lil'eyes those soft lips, her messy hair creating a pseudo bangs like her older sis.
"Y/N?" Her raspy voice reached your eardrums and what a contrast from the overly strained voice from your coworkers singing or you think that's what they were doing, any how.
"Yes baby." You replied pulling her slim figure closer, hoping to get a bit of recharge of your energy.
"Are you drunk?"
"Mhmmm." You replied snuggling her tighter as she giggled before returning the embrace.
After a few minutes of cuddling she lifted her head from your chest.
"You smell like beer." Again with her raspy voice.
"Oh shit, sorry." With your best effort you sat up and removed your shirt.
You hear a gasp from Chae. After finally discarding your shirt somewhere in the room you went back and recaptured her in your arms.
"You're so warm." She whispered. You actually managed to notice a different register on her voice but suspecting it's due to her dry throat you opted to help her by...
"Am I?." You heard a small yelp as you capture her lips with yours.
This isn't like the first time she's like this, Chaeryeong is actually quite shy and timid about this kind of stuff that's why that reaction of it's like the first time the two of you are making out.
Gaining your second light despite the constant stinging of your head you decide to go for it. Pulling her in even more as your lips collide in an explosive manner.
Perhaps it was the lack of your proper consciousness, or even the alcohol but her lips felt different a tad bit more fresh as if your brain is telling you to familiarise yourself with it, in any case it is still exhilarating.
You can hear her soft moans into the kiss and a tug on your collar encourages you to double your efforts in making your partner feel love.
It was then she actually pushed you down and got on top of you that you were able to notice the lack of oxygen you two had. As if you two ran a marathon the way both of you heaved to try and catch your breath.
With her frame on top of you, you couldn't help but thank all the gods above with the luck you're blessed with having an opportunity to make love with such a goddess.
"Uugghh." Nope that wasn't a moan, it was rather a bit more of a groan as your head stings when you tried to get a better look at her by widening your eyes.
"You okay?" Not wanting this to end you just nodded despite the drilling pain on your head.
Right after hearing your answer she started grinding her lower body onto you. Your manhood slowly grows as her grinding grows more aggressively as well.
After a few more gyration from her hips you feel your body's heat rise extensively though it seems like you're not the only one to which your girl removes her shirt and my god your head almost rolled.
Obviously it's not your first time seeing her like this but she's a little–... different? You don't honestly know but then again you're drunk as fuck so why not.
Of course you'd want to vice grip her orbs as tight as you can but she was took fast, as her hands took yours and from her slim his she guided them towards her chest.
And who are you to not give her a few squeezes that earned you a long moan– it's straight up orchestra as her vocals reached your eardrums.
"Mhmmm~." She continued grinding on your pelvis and you of course getting a handful of her breasts.
Seemingly frustrated with the insufficient pleasure she decided to stop before snaking down, her thighs rubbing along yours as she levels her head to your pelvis.
Her fingers slipping into the hem of your boxers you found yourself in trance as her eyes were laser focused on yours even then you found yourself confused once more with the unfamiliarity of the situation.
With all of that said who are you not you enjoy the moment, right? As she starts pulling your boxers down and just as your manhood was about to spring out.
You saw a shadow coming from the doorway of your bedroom. A flick of the light switch caused your brain to overdrive.
After all you're currently seeing two Chaeryeongs...
Ah fuck!–you quickly readjust your eyes as you look at the one on the doorway. Yup that's your Chaery, you then shifted your eyes towards the one on your lower half.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" You didn't even get a second to think as you heard Chaeryeong angrily stomping towards your bed.
"I–... This is not w-what it l-looks like." You pleaded begging for your brain to try and understand what's happening.
You manage to sat up despite the ringing in your head and the added weight on your legs. Meanwhile Chaeryeong is finally at the bedside.
"W-wait, l-let me explain... Just g-give me...–a... Chaeyeon?" Finally sobering up you scratched your eyes a couple of times.
"Hi." Chaeyeon cutely waving her hand.
"C-chaery I–." Your eyes darted back and forth from your lower half to your girlfriend.
As you tried to come up with an explanation your girl's face of disbelief slowly transforming into anger. In the middle of thinking you've realized how ridiculous it is specially knowing that you'd easily be confused with the two of them specially when drunk out of your mind.
"So?!" Chaeryeong cuts off your train of thought demanding an explanation, how ever she wasn't expecting it from you.
"What's the meaning of this unnie?" You look as dumb as you feel expecting to hear an earful from your girlfriend but something doesn't feel right.
"What? You're the one who went out." Chaeyeon answered unfazed.
"I told you to wait for me." Chaeryeong visibly frustrated.
"W-wait? Eh?" You sat there dumbfounded with the sight of Kpop's ChaeSis.
"I–..."
"I don't understand." Was all you could say before noticing the grin from the sisters as they looked at one another.
"Didn't you see the message I sent?" There's your mistake. Ignoring her message. You tried to reach for your phone only to have your hand swatted back by Chaeryeong, you try fanning away the sting as you refocused back to the sisters.
"Too late there babe." Chaeryeong sneaked a glance to her sister before the two crawled their way towards you.
"I-... I don't u–understand." You recoiled for various reasons but most because of the confusion.
"You see baby... Unnie, right there..." Chaeyeon cutely smiles right beside you.
"Her week hasn't been the best and since she's coming to have a little vacation here. I offered her a bit of a destress of some sorts." Chaeryeong's playful tone really contrast the heaviness of the situation as the sisters finally closes in sandwiching you between them.
"So, what do you say we give sis here a bit of a destress? Baby?" Her hot breath brushing on your as Chaeyeon's hands travels to your chest.
"I–.” If you were sober there would've been an argument that this is a ridiculous offer even if it's Chaeryeong's idea however you're far from that.
You sigh and it was like a gunshot from the race as the sisters almost tear your boxers trying to get it off of you. Motionless you watch as the two giggles along with such a difference of cuteness of the two with the erotic task at hand.
"Good, you're already hard." said Chaeryeong who had successfully engulfed your member in her hand.
"Did I do a great job?" Chaeyeon looks at you with her eyes seemingly asking for approval.
You smile and nodded as without another word started slobbering your rod. Chaeyeon was focusing on the head while Chaeryeong licks the base.
Never in your wildest dreams you've even thought of seeing the ChaeSis like this but oh boy aren't you thankful for it.
"Mhhmmm."
"Uurgghh~!"
The two took turns into shoving your hard rod throat deep as you almost came at the tightness, curling your toes a pathetic attempt to hold it in.
"Argh fuck!" You exhaled failing to keep it together as Chaeryeong's throat tightened around you.
She quickly unlatched as your love liquid shoots straight up only to land back to your member. ChaeSis proudly looks at one another before they continued to slobber your rod, wiping it clean like it's fresh.
Your member didn't even get a second of down time with the sight in front of you. As you're starting to appreciate the luck this life gave you, the sisters then started stripping.
"Oh my fuckin goddamn." You can hear the two of them scoff at your reaction.
"Lay down baby." Not even a hint of resistance you lay down flat on your back.
Before you even know it your vision was blocked by something also introducing your taste bud to something sweet and how can you ignore the tight sensation on your rod.
Yep, they're double teaming you, moans floods your bedroom as the two synchronized with their hips movement. You honestly don't know who's who at this point so why not simultaneously make them climax?
"Oh m~my!"
"S–shit~."
A long in sync gasps from the two allows you to brace yourself as both your mouth and rod got flooded by their juices.
"Aaahhhh~." ChaeSis exasperated breathing. You did your best to drink all of the juices up.
You managed to leave not a single drop before the one responsible for your face detached itself from you.
"Who was that?" You asked as the two just smiled innocently.
"You know what? Nevermind." In defeat the two just smiled before laying down.
You stood up from the bed admiring the two gorgeous woman on your bed. The obvious choice would be to get you girlfriend first but she suddenly closes her legs as you got in front of her.
"O-okay?" You questioned but quickly brushing it off and switching towards Chaeyeon.
Oh lordy the bodies of both are gorgeous beyond belief, you can see Chaeyeon's blush as she slowly spread her legs giving you a good look at her glistening core.
"You're beautiful." You commented as her feet then inches up to brush your rod. You winced at the feeling.
"Is she more beautiful than me?" Chaeryeong reacts causing you cut out of your pleasure train.
"A-... N-no." You replied not wanting to anger your girlfriend.
"I'm kidding, go ahead babe, make her feel good." Chaeryeong went towards Chaeyeon as the two of them looked at you before smiling.
"D-do it slowly, please?" Chaeyeon pleaded with her round eyes as you line yourself to her entrance.
She was right about going slow due to how tight she is, if it wasn't for the wetness you'd be having a much harder time than you already have.
Finally able to insert a few inches in, Chaeyeon's whimper almost causes you to finish along with the sight of naked Chaeryeong right beside her.
Just as you finally got all of your length in you immediately saw Chaeryeong's finger circling on her moist entrance.
"Fuck~!" You hear Chaeyeon as the two of them once more moans in sync as you start to thrust in and out of the older sister.
"Mhmm– that's it baby, show her some good time." Chaeryeong reacts as her fingers works twice as hard causing you to double your efforts as well.
"Uuggh, shit." You groan as you feel your balls tighten along with Chaeyeon's walls around you.
Chaeyeon was elated trying to grab anything like a vice grip to somehow make something out of the pleasure she's getting.
"Mhmmm, keep it in baby." Chaeryeong moans as her fingers slip inside her in a hook motion along with the splashing sounds kept you on the edge.
"Fuck, can't hold it in." With a final few thrust you heard Chaeryeong in between her moans say "Outside babe."
You quickly pulled out painting her older abs, you heard a long sigh from Chaeryeong and Chaeyeon before your eyes readjust only to see Chaeryeong licking up your love liquid on her older sister's abdomen.
And sadly that was the last thing you could see before passing out.
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Finally waking up with the sunlight blinding you through your eyelids, you stretched your arms out only to notice Chaeryeong's head resting on your chest.
"Morning." Her soft voice tickles your ears as you place a kiss on her forehead.
"Morning my Chaery, I had the wildest dream." You replied with a raspy voice.
"Oh really what happened?" She questioned.
"Well you just allowed me to sleep with your sister." A knock from your door caused your head to jerk towards it only to see Chaeyeon with your apron and a spatula in hand.
"Wake up love birds, breakfast is ready."
Your head almost rolled off as you quickly turn it towards your girlfriend. A devious smile forms across her face before placing a quick smooch on your lips. Hopping out of the bed with a hoody and her cheeks peaking out of her underwear.
A wink sends shivers up your spine as she exits the room. Along with her sister.
"Ah–fuck." You whispered looking at your ceiling.
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💗🍓💋 Heart’s Masterlist 💋🍓💗
Requests: closed
Inbox: open for asks only
Safe space for Leon x Ada / Aeon!!!
M!NORS DN!
guide ♡ - fluff / 💋 - you’know / ☁ - angst /
💗🍓💋 Leon S Kennedy x Ada Wong 💋🍓💗
Fics
Series (Everyday with you)
♡💋 Mornings with you / on AO3
♡☁💋 Longing with you / on AO3
♡💋 Quiet moments with you / on AO3
♡💋 A Midnight with you / on AO3
♡☁💋 A vacation with you / on AO3
Series (Another Order: Everyday with you)
(To be read alongside with ‘Everyday with you’)
♡☁💋 Excerpts of my memories of you / on AO3
Alternate Universe (AU)
♡☁💋 The Night Shift (Security guard! Leon Kennedy x (?) Ada Wong)
♡☁💋 Stop and smell the roses (aeonweek day 2) (pregnancy au)
♡☁💋 tempting fate (aeon week day 4) (werewolf au)
♡☁💋 Detective!Leon Kennedy x jazz club singer!Ada Wong (aeonweek day 6)
One shots (~ 4k words)
♡💋 dessert before dinner + moodboard
Short “blurbs” (under 2k words)
💋 just smutty smut with au aeon parents in mind
💋 quiet night hehe (putting the kids to bed)
☁💋 after leon’s failed date (again)
💋 ada suckin and ridin that (hopefully i think of an appropriate title at some point) (Also posted here as “Phone Call”) (on ao3 ~3k words)
even shorter “blurbs” (under or around 1k)
💋 ada riding leon’s face
💋 ada c*CAWWW!!!*warming leon
💋 leon furiously *jsbkaf* into ada
💋 ada jsdkfbdsjkfbjsk herself and leon walks in on her doing it
💋 ada riding leon’s thigh and leon’s furiously CAWWW!!!
💋 leon and ada on his bike HEHEHEH
♡ aeon fluff week day 1 - love letter
Song fics
☁💋 Glimpse of Us / on AO3
Headcanons
all of my headcanons for my au / (Everyday with you)
Them playing video games
random thing about saying i love you for the first time
double proposal idea
nsfw alphabet headcanons
aeon as parents + aeon with babies + more aeon pregnancy + more with tea shop idea + more aeon twins (as babies)
aeon kinks
aeon first time together + intimacy
aeon high school au headcanons
aeon angst (TW: ptsd) + aeon nightmares
early aeon sex headcanons + post damnation sex headcanons
random aeon headcanons + afterglow headcanons?
leon with daughter (and some mommy ada)
more aeon seggs headcanons
ada’s a business owner and leon’s her bodyguard
aeon twins halloween
aeon twins christmas
💗🍓💋 All of my artwork and moodboards 💋🍓💗
Aeon Coded Songs (also use #aeon coded songs to find more)
[1] don’t blame me [2] arcade [3] here without you [4] iris [5] the night we met
[6] all or nothing [7] consequences
Other posts of interest
aeonweek2023 masterlist
why I ship Leon x Ada and why I don’t ship him with other characters
re4r analysis (spoilers) + separate ways analysis (spoilers)
small details of aeon in re4r 1/2
small details of aeon in re4r 2/2
my favourite aeon moments
nick’s guest stream with ohkaty
nick’s guest stream with neil newbon
characterizing ada
ada wong and asian representation
why it makes sense for leon and ada to end up together in the end
leon's characterization in re4r strays too far away from the rest of his iterations- so much so that it no longer feels like this is the same leon
💗🍓💋 list of re content creators (on going) 💋🍓💗
aeon fluff week collection on ao3
Frequent tags I use
#heart rambles #heart shitposts #heart rants
#hearts horny hours
#hearts wholesome hours
#ask heart #heart answers
#picrews
#aeon coded songs
(anons with names)
interacts from pink-strawberry-kisses-interacts
ASK RULES HERES
#masterlist#will be updated accordingly#leon s kennedy#leon kennedy#aeon#ada wong#Leon x ada#Leon Kennedy x ada Wong#leon s kennedy x ada wong#leon x reader#leon s kennedy x reader#aeon coded songs#ada wong x reader
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My TMNT 2007 wacky points cause I’m bored
No bc why did the head writer of the TMNT 2007 movie give the green light to whoever wrote the “come to daddy” line Leo says 😭😭 ain’t no way boy fr
Also who thought Casey telling Raph he “sure knows how to show a lady a good time” was a GOOD line to put in a kids movie 😭
Raph also got his ass BEATTTT by a tiny ass monster
I wonder what talk Donnie was talking abt when Mikey said “looks more like fall,” to winters flying into the ground from the portal-
Bc it was definitely about his bad joke timing 💀
I hope the Diner chef’s kids are okay xoxo
Community college bound 😍😍😍😍
Karai is so pretty in this version, is it bad that I thought her 2012 design was um
…
Anyway,
More funny lines:
Winters: I’ve had my eye on you for a while, Miss O’Niel
Casey: I KNEW IT 😫😫😫‼️‼️
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Donnie: I’m telling you sir, it’s not that kind of phone line🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
Also which writer decided to add this part in where some random ass person thinks I.T tech support is a phone seggs line
Donnie has a very cute voice for a phone seggs line btw
Also Lawrence Fishbourne?????the csi guy???? Be fuckin fr what was the budget bc I know he’s costly
Also CHRIS EVANS?????
I also love the ending shellshocked credits song, but the shell shock song by wiz in the bayverse version IS TOP. TIER.
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2007#bayverse tmnt#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2003#raphael#donatello#leonardo#tmnt imagines#tmnt 2018#tmnt 2016#TMNT imagine#tmnt headcanons#rise of the turtles#rise!tmnt
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🎨📱☕🎥🎧💎🖍️👗❔
🎨 What is the exact shade of their favorite color?
Pthalo green! T_T It's so beautiful.
☕What’s their comfort food?
Ramen :D Instant ramen.
🎥Do they have a comfort movie/show?
I cycle between: Interstellar, Titanic, Avatar ½, The Martian, Kimi no Nawa, Howl’s Moving Castle :3
🎧What song is stuck in their head right now?
Hibiki by ReA. For... uh... research purposes...
💎If they wear jewelry, what’s a piece they wear every day?
I wear stud earrings on a daily basis. But other than that, I have this little ring in the shape of a wreath of leaves that I'm very fond of TT^TT I do like rings and small earrings.
🖍️What color would they dye their hair?
My hair is black ._. But I'm not sure I would look nice in dyed hair of any colour so I've never... thought of it xD
👗What’s something they want to wear out, but are too afraid to?
So I'm a t-shirt/jeans, dress shirt/dress pants kind of girl. I sometimes feel like I'd like to wear some of those elegant looking dresses (not that I have any reason to, but still...) but I'm too scared :D I'm not used to anything above my mid-thighs and anything below my collarbones.
❔Give us a random fun fact!
I've won two gold medals in Judo tournaments ._. But that was a while ago... Now I'm scared of humans...
📱 What does their phone case look like? What about their Lock Screen and Home Screen?
My phone case is one of those transparent rubber ones. My lock/home screens look like this right now (for... aruani forest seggs research purposes...)
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Die For You • Jayson Tatum
Pairing: Jayson Tatum x baby momma reader (lmaoo)
Word Count: 1,967
Summary: surprise shortyyyy 🤰🤰🏻🤰🏼🤰🏽🤰🏾🤰🏿
Warnings: none, just slight reference to seggs obviously but it’s very fluffy/sweet
A/N: n: well well well, if it isn’t me in my FEELINGS. We been knew tho lmaoo. this is kind of… angsty??? Idk??? Is that the word? I just start writing and see where I go lmaoo. Can’t believe I’m dropping my first Jayson imagine let’s goooo. It's very short and sweet but I like it :) just a lil something something since I haven’t posted and just want to get my mind off things.
💖This imagine is inspired by the song Die For You by The Weekend, it’s kind of an older song but if you haven’t listened to it in a while go listen to it right now! Then listen to it while you’re reading, then listen to it after you read it. Lmaoo jkjk I can’t read and listen to a song at the same time but like ugh the way the lyrics goes so perfect with this little short story. Just do it 😏
“I would die for you and Deuce, I hope you know that.”
Those were the last words Jayson said to you since your conversation on the phone last night that ended with you in tears.
As you looked down at the pregnancy test box in your clammy and shaky hands, you were hoping he meant that shit.
Your conversations lately had not been well. You missed him terribly when he was gone for long periods of time and that resulted in you lashing out on him about making time for you. You understood basketball was his career and the NBA was always his dream. You loved Deuce with all of your heart and Jayson changed your life.
But you missed the date nights, late night talks in the car, the romance being at its peak when everything felt so new. Laughing until your stomach hurt and eating way too much on date nights. Those days felt like a distant memory now as so much has changed as his career improved tremendously.
So you finally decided to open up to him about that feeling you had in your conversation with him on the phone last night. He chose his words carefully as he knew you were valid in your feelings but sometimes he would not be in the mood to tolerate your mood, like last night, for example.
When he said that one sentence that made you question everything.
“You knew what you signed up for by being with me.”
He was a good father to Deuce, which made up for a lot of your sad feelings about your relationship. But that was the problem. He poured into Deuce, he poured into basketball, but for the past couple of months, it felt like he did not pour into you.
When he said that sentence your heart immediately sank. It almost felt like you meant nothing to him. Your thoughts were irrational and your emotions where all over the place.
Flash forward to today, you sat on the cold bathroom floor tiles with a million thoughts running through your mind of all the possibilities after seeing the results of the test. The past couple of weeks you had felt a lot of nausea in the mornings and late nights. You were weaning off of breastfeeding and had yet to have gotten a chance to pick up birth control pills from the pharmacy.
Pregnant or Not Pregnant. You had two options.
Pregnant would mean another long nine months of nausea, sleepless nights and many mood swings that you would most likely unintentionally let out on Jayson. It would mean a lot of questioning whether or not Jayson was worthy of being the man to have your kids, as there were many night you would sleep alone and uncomfortable, while he was somewhere across the states celebrating another win for the Celtics.
Not pregnant would mean today would be just another day of taking just another test that would not mean anything once it was tossed away in the garbage.
You looked a Deuce who was in his playroom across from you in the bathroom. The tv was on and he was distracted by the array of toys sitting in front of him. You regained your focus on the task at hand now. You had to take it, you knew you did. You did everything you could today to avoid possibly seeing those two little lines on the small rectangular screen of the stick.
The apartment was clean, the dishes were washed, the bed sheets were neatly folded. You had completed every task possible just to avoid the ultimate feeling of your heart dropping to your stomach in response to those two little lines.
Once you finished your business, you set the test upside down on the bathroom sink quickly. You shut the door and focused your attention to Deuce for a moment as he rubbed his eyes and looked ready for bed. You picked him up into your arms and prepared him for bed. Laying with him and playing with his fingers as he looked up at you, drinking from his bottle before his eyelids grew heavy, as he quickly fell asleep.
Your heart raced again as you remembered what you were doing prior to laying with him. You sighed deeply, finally ready to face your truth. Your shaky hand reached for the door knob, as you twisted it slowly and looked at the test sitting upside down on the bathroom counter.
You stared at it for a moment before finally lifting it.
Two lines.
You let out a deep, choppy exhale. You looked down at your stomach, rubbing it for a moment before looking in the mirror. You had not a clue how far along you could possibly be. You felt your emotions get the best of you again, thinking about being pregnant.
The beauty of it was the end result, having a beautiful child that looked like you and your lover. Raising them to be a strong individual with the knowledge of their cultural background making them who they are and every reason for them to be proud.
The painful part was yet to come. As you began to think how you would feel more sickness, more swelling, and soon enough you would be carrying around a heavy belly. You sat down and cried alone on the cold bathroom floor, wondering how you would do it all over again.
When you finally regained the strength to get up, you made your way to the kitchen for a big glass of water. You searched through the cabinets in hopes that you would come across the half empty bottle of prenatal pills that you may or may not have still had around there somewhere.
You heard keys shuffling from a distance in the hallway. Hearing him unlock the door felt painstakingly long as you fumbled out a pill from the bottle and stored it back where you found it. You tapped your fingers on the counter until finally you observed his tall figure walk into your apartment.
He drops his bag on the floor to the side of him as soon as he saw you. Without saying a word he scoops you up effortlessly, and you wrap your legs around his waist and arms around his head, burring your face in the crook of his neck. He held you for a moment, deeply inhaling the familiar smell of home for him that was you, that he missed so much when he was gone.
“Hi,” he whispered near your ear.
“Hi,” you managed to mutter back as he set you back down to your feet, still holding you close for a moment.
“Deuce?”
“Asleep for the night,” you whispered. You reached up to caress his cheek with your hand, he brought his hand to yours, intertwining your fingers together as he looked into your eyes. “How was your flight?” You asked him.
“Long,” he replied, voice husky and strained when he spoke. “How are you?”
“Um,” you sighed, shifting your weight from one leg to another. “I’m okay.”
His smile grew as he observed all of your facial features. Even though he had hundreds of pictures of you saved in his camera roll, nothing beat the feeling of seeing your beauty in person.
“Look I…” he began. “I thought a lot about what you said and, there was no reason for me to speak like that to you or even say that, really.”
You sat down now, trying to process his words as your mind was still distracted on your news. He continued and you wondered what he would say, and when would be the right time to tell him.
“I love you, with all my heart. I haven’t been the best man to you and I want to make it up to you. I want to be a better man for you, because you deserve that. You deserve the communication from me that you ask for- not no half ass shit.”
You looked at him in awe, feeling warmth in your heart as he was taking accountability for his actions. You wished he would have said all this sooner. But he was saying it right now, and that was step one of many.
“Jayson,” you replied softly.
“I mean it, you’re my one and only. You deserve so much love and I can show you so much more. I’m so, so sorry,” he trailed off, looking genuinely sad as the words spewed out of his mouth, you felt a tinge of guilt in your heart for going off on him in almost every phone conversation lately but this is really what you wanted and needed to hear.
“Thank you… I love you Jayson. I just want to feel appreciated and loved by you.”
“I know… I love you too. You deserve that.”
You stare at him for a moment as he continues to form words to say you felt the familiar lump forming in your throat in response.
“It’s not a hard request. I feel stupid for even treating it like it was one. I put basketball first everyday of my life but that doesn’t mean you should be neglected in the process. You’ve taken such good care of Deuce and he loves you so much…”
“Jayson…” you whispered almost inaudible.
“What?” He asked with his brows furrowed still, looking into your eyes with deep concern.
“I’m pregnant,” you mumbled, not realizing that breaking the news to him would bring even more tears to your eyes, and it did. Your vision grew clouded and when you closed your eyes for a moment, tear drops spilled down your cheeks.
The look on his face was not what you expected. You worried he would be upset. He looked the complete opposite, in fact, he had the biggest smile growing on his face.
“Really?” He replied.
You nodded, rubbing the tears from your eyes but they kept coming.
“Y/N- I’m- I’m so happy,” he picked you up again, spinning you around this time and setting you down. He grabbed your face with both hands and gave you the sweetest kiss, before rubbing his nose against yours.
“How far along? I mean- did you just find out? Y/N - I’m so- wow,” he chuckled, unable to form a proper sentence.
“Today, um- I-I just took the test.” You sniffed.
“That recent? Well. We did have a good night on Valentine’s Day,” he chuckled and you rolled your eyes at him in response.
“Jayson,” you chuckled.
Although, reminiscing on that night did send shivers down your spine. He knew how to make love to you, and he did it well.
He knelt down to bring his face to your stomach as he began planting kissing on it and rubbing it and hugging you a dozen times.
“I can’t believe it,” he smiled in between planting a dozen more kisses on your belly. You brought your hands to his head, running your hands over his tousled hair as you giggled.
“We’re ready. Oh Y/N, this is so beautiful- you’re so beautiful. I hope it’s a girl,” he smiled, giving you multiple kisses on your lips now.
“Why’s that?” You giggled.
“I want to be a girl dad… and I think Deuce would love having a little sister.”
“Aw, Jayson,” you smiled, poking out your bottom lip pretending to not cry but crying anyway.
“Can we go make another one? Right now?” He replied, looking into your eyes with his hands gripping your waist.
“I don’t think it works like that, Jayson,” you giggled.
“It does now,” he chuckled, scooping you up into his arms and walking you to your bedroom as the two of you were enamored for each other all over again.
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okay but imagine edgy!karl but with the spice of closer by nine inch nails just a thought
EVERYONE: WE'RE TAKING THE SONG AT FACE VALUE CHILLAX
edit by 🍭 anon. step on me.
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warnings: smut (18+), thigh riding, vulgar language, temperature play, degradation, domination/submission, phone sex, mentions of alcohol and drinking, frat boys, smoking (inc. weed)
enjoy these vignettes of straight-up filth
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sorry no thoughts just edgy karl in a band. in all seriousness though i would kill for a band au with anyone
edgy!karl and like temp play? his tongue piercing got extra cold from the ice in his drink or something and then kisses the readers neck or something and the reader shivers and then he gets ~ideas~
sitting on edgy!karls leg in front of the whole frat, just a normal get together until karl starts bouncing his leg
In honor of me losing my voice for 3 days now, can we have Edgy!Karl reacting to you losing your voice because of him? I've said my piece -🍭
Ahhhhh okay so I had this dream where it was edgy Karl but the reader was riding him while he had his arms crossed behind his head and he was smoking a cigarette and just AHHHH. Can you extend on this pwease? :3 -🐙
mk hear me out, edgy karl. Phone sex ?
do you think that for your edgy! Karl fic we could get some more sub! Karl like he gets so drunk and all he wants to do is please the reader - 🥪
intoxicated seggs with karl (obviously not blackout drunk, fully consensual etc)
You weren’t sure how you ended up where you were, or even how Karl ended up where he was, on stage with a guitar slung over his shoulder as if it were made for him. He had gotten a call earlier in the night from a friend of his whose guitarist came down with the flu, and Karl was the only one he knew who could take over on such short notice.
You weren’t even aware he could play, let alone how good he would look in a torn-up t-shirt, lip ring caught between his teeth as he mindlessly strummed along to the music, sweat pooling at his temples from the lights and the exertion. His eyes always darted to you, looking for your flushed appearance as floods of dark themes flooded into your consciousness.
Girls were practically throwing themselves at him, yet with you in the crowd, his lust-blown pupils marked you as his target. As the set drew on, Karl sipped from a beer like the rest of the band, a cigarette dangling from his lips as clouds of smoke mixed into the air of fog. Finally, a cover song came on, one that you knew well. Its heavy beat served as the background music as memories flooded into your mind from when the song had played for the two in the past...
YOU LET ME VIOLATE YOU / YOU LET ME DESECRATE YOU ... YOU LET ME COMPLICATE YOU
You poured yourself a drink as Karl stood beside you, popping an ice cube in his mouth. It was your roommate’s birthday; nothing but a small gathering with a handful of your friends and some music. “Are you iron deficient, Karl?” You queried sarcastically, a nod to his ice chewing habits and a strange visit from your family members.
He rolled his eyes playfully. “I already told your grandmother that I’m fine,” he grumbled, teeth crunching down on the cube as if to demolish the story, making you giggle. He moved to step around you, arm wrapping around your waist as he pressed a kiss to your neck, his tongue ring grazing against your skin. You bit back a moan, body shivering at the feeling and he chuckled against your shoulder. “You like that, baby?” He mocked; voice husky at his realization that such a little action could get you excited so easily.
Later that night, Karl traced a path down your body with an ice cube between his pearly white teeth, grey irises watching your every reaction as he stopped at the hemline of your underpants. He traced a line down the lacy garment as you arched your back before pushing himself up on his arms and pushing the cube into your mouth. “Hold that for me, pet,” he stated, breath hot against your cold, wet skin, begging to be touched. His tongue dragged across your collarbones, the cool of the metal in his mouth making you moan around the ice in your mouth, grinding your hips against his.
As his cold mouth pressed against your inner thighs, you bit down on the cube, shattering it in your mouth as Karl chuckled. “We’re gonna have a fun night,” he promised, cold teeth nipping at your flesh to make you whimper.
I’VE GOT NO SOUL TO SELL … HELP ME GET AWAY FROM MYSELF
The club bathroom was dingy and dimly lit, but the cleanliness was the last thing on your mind as your fingers curled around the skin, Karl’s hand wrapped around your throat as he thrust into you roughly. Your makeup was running down your face from his spit and your sweat. The bass of the music was loud enough that it echoed around in the bathroom, setting Karl’s rhythm to his animalistic paces.
You smiled lazily, bliss covering your fucked out expression as he smirked at you in the reflection of the mirror with pride to see you in such a mess at his antics. His blunt nails dug into your hip, slamming your body against him as he used you like some kind of toy. His hand controlled your breathing, making you gasp for air as you rolled your hips against him, calling out his name loud enough to ricochet around the room.
The next morning, you went to answer Karl’s question about what you wanted for breakfast when your voice came out in barely a whisper. You shut your eyes in embarrassment with a hand closing over your mouth as his eyebrows raised at you. “What was that, baby? Let me hear you,” he mocked, walking over to press his thumb against your throat.
You shook your head, refusing to let him gloat about you losing your voice moaning his name the night before. He kissed you roughly, tongue pressing into your mouth to lap at your weak moans. His teeth dragged across your lips. “I said, I wanna hear you. I wanna be reminded how you lost your voice,” he stated darkly, a smug expression plastered across his face.
I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL / I WANNA FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE
With the party thundering into the night, you swiveled through the crowd of people grinding on each other, plastic cup in your hand as you returned to where Karl and a few of the other frat brothers were sitting. He pulled you into his lap, wrapping his arms around you as you handed him the drink and picked your cards back up.
You’d been playing strip poker with the other guys, who were mainly drunk out of their mind and half-naked anyway. It also helped that Karl would whisper in your ear to guide you into burning and showing the right cards. He once told you about the group of men that taught him how to play during a trip to his father’s favorite country club.
His legs spread a bit more beneath you, shifting you in his lap to sit on his leg. Shamefully, your breath hitched in your chest, a blush spreading to your cheeks as your nails dug into his arm as if to tell you to stop. He tensed slightly before realizing that the only reason you reacted was because the friction was almost a tension reliever for you. You were already riding on your winning streak, but the last thing you could handle was the feeling of his thigh between your legs and in front of all the men drugged out on smoke and hard liquor.
Karl’s lips pressed to the back of your ear, his hand moving to switch a few of your cards around while the other gripped your waist. As you won the next hand, Todd dragged his shirt over his head and tossed it behind him, rolling his eyes playfully before dropping backward and mumbling about taking a nap before he was dealt in again.
You giggled at him, only for Karl to move his thigh, dragging you against him. You peered over your shoulder slightly, glaring at him as if to tell him to cut it out, but he just smirked at you, holding your hips as he bounced his leg. His lips pressed against your shoulder. “Either you get yourself off or I get you off,” he taunted, the friction making you moan quietly.
MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED / YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD
Karl turned the radio up, tucking his hands behind his head as you dug into his jacket pocket for his lighter. You had him between your thighs, his fingers dragging up your skirt as you took the joint from behind his ear and brought it to your lips, lighting it and inhaling. Something flashing behind Karl’s eyes as you cracked his window. He grabbed your face before you could exhale, making you shotgun the smoke into his mouth. You moaned at the feeling of the drug seeping into your mind as well as Karl feeding off of your high.
He exhaled before pulling you in for a hungry kiss, moaning against your lips and digging his fingers into your thighs. You pulled away from him, pushing him back against the seat and handing him the joint before unzipping his pants. You dug your teeth into his bottom lip as you sank down on his hardened arousal, moaning at the tightening feeling. He groaned, his hand groping your ass to urge you to ride him.
He pulled away from your kiss, resting the joint between his lips as he tucked his hands behind his head. Your hands pushed into his jacket, sliding beneath his shirt as you rolled your hips against his. You pulled your fingers into your hair, tugging at the strands as one of his hands moved to brush below the hem of your shirt, moving to press his fingers into your back.
He watched you intently, teeth biting into his lower lip to keep himself quiet as you moaned. Euphoria spread across his face to mix with the cloud of smoke from the weed. You kissed him again, his tongue ring pressing into your mouth with a groan as you rode him harder, clawing at the friction and moaning at the feeling of his hands on your body.
YOU CAN HAVE MY ABSENCE OF FAITH / YOU CAN HAVE MY EVERYTHING
“What are you wearing?” Karl asked, voice low and tired from the day of traveling; static from the interference on the phone line giving his tone the feeling of an old recorded message. He’d left earlier in the week, leaving after spending the weekend with you to get back home for his brother’s birthday. He’d nearly kidnapped you from your studies to go with him, but with the impending exams, there was no way you could get away.
You plugged in your headphones, moving to lay on your back as you realized what he was up to. “I’m wearing socks,” you stated sarcastically, making him laugh on the other end of the call. You knew he’d be scrubbed of his alternative appearance while in his mother's house. Your mind wandered to how weird it felt to kiss him without his piercings.
He hummed. “Only socks?” He chippered, playful lust dripping from his words as he spoke. You pressed your fingers against your bottom lip, trying your hardest to remember what it felt like with his teeth biting into your skin.
“I’m wearing your shirt, too,” you added; moving your fingers to toy with the hem of the dark t-shirt. You hadn’t even thought twice when you slipped it on earlier. Only now did you realize how nearly pathetic it was after he’d been trapped in your bed hours prior.
He chuckled darkly. “Oh, yeah? You miss me at all?” He chided, making you chew the inside of your cheek. “Come on, tell me how much you miss me, baby.”
You were silent for a moment, his raspy voice sending heat throughout your body. You tried to picture him buried in your hair as he spoke to you, his fingers brushing beneath your clothing in the dark. “I miss you,” you hummed. “It’s cold here alone.” You chewed your lip, you were never good at dirty talk. You could hear your roommate and her group of friends downstairs giggling as they turned on some music, the lyrics drifting through the air vents.
Karl tsked. “I think that’s a lie. I know it’s warm between your legs, dove,” he answered coolly, making your cheeks flush. “Fuck, I want you,” he groaned, your eyes fluttering at his low tone as goosebumps spread across your body.
“Keep talking,” you whispered, your fingers itching to dip beneath the waistband of your underwear.
You could tell he was biting back a smug groan at your quiet plea. “You want me to walk you through touching yourself?” He almost growled. “I wanna hear you cum for me.”
I DRINK THE HONEY / INSIDE YOUR HIVE / YOU ARE THE REASON / I STAY ALIVE
The two of you stumbled into Karl’s room, the sound of music from the party drowning out slightly as he kicked the door shut, pressing his lips against yours as you tugged off his clothes. The back of your legs hit his bed frame, the pair of you tangling together before you rolled on top of him. He pulled your shirt over your head, hands settling on your hips to urge you to grind against him.
The taste of the liquor on his lips sent your head reeling as his cologne and the smell of cigarettes clouded your already muddled senses. Your fingers raked down his tattooed chest, making him groan, his eyes looking up at you submissively.
Whenever Karl was drunk, he always bent to your whim. His dominant mind seemed to flip a switch and all he wanted was to make you feel good. He wanted to be used by you like he always used you.
Heat flushed to your cheeks from the alcohol; you’d beaten Todd in beer pong, again, but that didn’t mean you didn’t have to down a few shots to level the playing field. Your mouth pressed to his again, tugging his pants down his legs before sinking down on him as he moaned deeply.
As you rode him, he moved your hand from off his neck, taking your thumb into his mouth; the metal of his tongue ring swirling against your thumb as his teeth grazed your skin. You moaned at the sight, moving your hand to settle in his hair, tugging his head to the side as your teeth dug into his neck, marking him with your mouth.
He pulled your hips against his, driving himself into you deeper as he thrust against you, making you groan against his skin. You kissed him, driving your tongue into his mouth as you savored his moans of arousal at the feeling of you.
You moved to sit up again, letting the music set your pace as Karl titled his head back in pleasure, teeth tugging his lip ring into his mouth. You clenched around him, just because you knew you could draw him over the edge before you, but his eyes flickered with a willingness to hold out that licked at the fire of determination building your tension.
He sent you a lazy smirk before reaching a thumb between your thighs from where his hands were gripping onto your hips; toying at your nerves and making your vision blur with how good he was making you feel. “You’re so beautiful,” he mumbled, hips rolling against yours. You pressed your mouth to his again, basking in the taste of his words and the liquor that had melted against his tongue; ready the man between your legs to completely ruin you.
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could u do headcanons of what it would be like to be alex’s gf🥰 (preferably am era🥺) ilyyyyy
a/n: ofc bestie🥰 i luv uuuuuu
alex turner headcanons
going everywhere together
romantic dates each week <3
being besties with jamie, nick, matt & miles😩
bonus ++ being bff’s with their girls🥺
wearing leather jackets to match him
selfies selfies selfies
secretly recording him doing the most random stuff
^ playing guitar, doing his hair, driving etc
matching phone cases even tho the mf is an old man and doesn’t know what a phone is
doing interviews with him
going to concerts & on tour w him <333
always mocking each others accents
u painting his nails🥺
him styling ur hair for u
having stupid inside jokes nobody else would understand
calling u pet names 24/7 <3
teaches u how to play guitar
get along well with each others families
buys u flowers and stuffed animals
always hiding his hair gel to annoy him
play fighting
baking stuff together
vacations & road trips !!!!
doing the dirty like 3 times a day
play video games together
getting upset when you don’t see each other for a certain amount of time
he’s jealous when u spend time with friends :(
sends “love you” messages out of nowhere
facetiming you at random times
genuinely doesn’t know how to use a phone so always makes you hang up
always telling you how beautiful you are
shows you off in public
holding hands in public
even holding pinky’s bc u love to touch each other at all times🥺
showing each other around ur childhood hometowns
going shopping
spend holidays together
parties HARD
gets drunk on a thursday afternoon tg
filming yourselves dancing and kissing
alex teases u in public
rubs his thumb on ur thigh in a restaurant
double dates w the guys and their girls
showering & bathing together
facemasks🥺
boasting about each other to everyone <3
“i’m in love with you”
laughing at his terrible dad jokes
does ur makeup for u
is terrible at it
writing songs about you
tells you every single day how much he loves you and how lucky he is
spoons u every night <3
kinky seggs
like really kinky
he is 100000% super kinky, just saying
says “baby” and “babe” in his strong sexy english accent😩 bebeh
petty arguments over who ‘looks better’
matching dress & suit
both BADDIES😎
trips to the zoo bc ur both kids internally
besties forever <333333
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Hi Gina I have been looking for this fic that I read last year and I cannot for the life of me find it basically it’s set on New Year’s Eve of 1998 and Harry and Niall meet Harry’s new upstairs neighbours who just moved to new work (Louis and his family) and basically Louis meets them in the elevator to there building and Harry is wearing green eye shodow or eyeliner and there going to a New Years party and they meet again at the party and walk home together and on the way back they see these men beating the living day lights out of a homosexual man or men and they get really terrified and Louis is closeted because his dad is super homophobic and his “girlfriend “ elonor (sorry I can’t spell her name properly) is also homophobic and Louis and Harry really fancy each other but Louis can’t be with him the way he wants so they can’t be friends anymore and basically it’s just a song and dance most of the book . Harry befriends mitch and Sarah his girlfriend who they set up a band with along with Niall and I think Louis too? I’m not so sure but anyway Liam and zayn are there too and Sarah and Mitch take Harry out every Friday night to a club that is cheap and stays open till 2am and plays old 70’s and 80’s music and basically one night after Louis and Harry have not spoken in so long Louis gets drunk and try’s to snog Harry in the club and Harry gets upset and leaves the party and then gets a phone call from Niall around 2/3 I’m the morning saying that he needs Harry’s help and ends up having to carry Louis into his apartment with Niall in tow and Louis is black out drunk and has to sleep in Harry’s bed and Niall takes the couch and Harry and Louis kinda make up I think that night and confess there feelings ( there’s some crying , snogging and I think some near seggs) not so sure about the last one tho . I really hope some one can help with this I remember everything about the book except the name and author . I feel like it could be something to do with “complicated....” or something or other . Sorry this is so long just thought if u knkew ghe jist then it’s might help
Hi sweetheart. Wow... you really do remember the whole fic. I’m short, I don’t know this one!
But someone else must. Anyone?
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I Hope-Tyler Seguin One Shot
Notes: I decided to do another one shot. I hope you guys enjoy. It’s based off the song I hope by Gabby Barrett. Let me know what you guys think, feedback is appreciated.
Part 2
Present
You hadn’t seen him for months, not since the break up so you weren’t surprised when you showed up to your guy’s mutual friend’s wedding and there he was, the best man. Tyler stood next to the groom smiling and laughing at something one of the groomsmen said, what didn’t surprise you either was the cute little blonde he had his arm wrapped around. You knew her, you knew who she was very well. She was part of the reason you two weren’t together anymore, she was the other woman you had spent months denying existed. She was the cute little blonde that was blowing up his phone after his hockey games, she was the woman he had cheated with for months before you decided to call off your two year relationship and 8 month engagement.
Past
“I’m glad you decided to come with us today. I know the boys enjoyed your company.” You looked in Tyler’s back seat and smiled seeing all three labs panting and happily looking up at you. Shaking your head you looked back out the window. This was the fourth time you two had hung out and every time you left you told yourself you guys were just friends.
“I’m also really glad you came today, I really wanted to see you before I left for the road trip.” You felt the butterflies in your tummy as he reached over and laced his fingers with yours, you also couldn’t help the stupid smile that made it’s way onto your face as your stared straight ahead. Friends usually didn’t give each other butterflies. You two sat in silence for a bit until the radio started playing a country song making Tyler obnoxiously sing to you all the way back to his house, your sides hurting from laughing to much and your cheeks from smiling all day.
Present
You stood at the open bar, the wedding already done and everyone at the reception. You ignored Tyler’s gaze and would walk away any time him and his date would get close. It was bad enough your best friends were getting married and you had made your best friend switch up who you were going to be walking down the aisle with, instead of Tyler it was the groom’s brother.
It may have been petty but you weren’t ready to face the person who made you feel like you weren’t good enough. You chugged your champagne and placed the glass down, it was about your fourth one. You could see the two from across the room talking to a couple of friends, she was gorgeous, her blonde hair in a pretty mermaid braid and her eyes a bright blue whereas your midnight black hair was laid out in pretty beach waves and your green eyes were probably a bit red from crying and stress.
“Believe me he already got an ear full from both of us for bringing her here.” Your best friend sighed. She was still in her wedding dress and had a full glass of champagne in her hand. You nodded.
“But he’s still here.”
“Y/n he’s Brett’s best friend.” You sighed, you knew she was right, you were just hurt and angry. You shook your head.
“It’s not about us tonight, it’s about you two.” You looked over at her and sent her a smile, whether she could tell if it was fake or not, she didn’t say anything.
Past
Tyler had decided on an end of the summer barbecue was the perfect way for the season to start and the perfect way to celebrate your one year anniversary. You didn’t argue, you were just happy to be around all your guys friends and having a last ‘hoorah’ before the boys got serious for the season.
“Here you go, babe” You took the beer from Tyler’s hand and squealed when he squeezed your hips.
“You having a good time?” You nodded looking up at him. He was a little buzzed, a light flush on his cheeks and his hair was curly from being in the pool.
“I would have a better time if you weren’t wearing those bright ass yellow shorts.” You let out a laugh as he pouted.
“See seggy, we’re not the only one who hates those shorts.” You laughed as Jamie Benn sent you a wink. Picking on Tyler was you’re guys’s favorite past time.
“You guys suck, you’re lucky I love you.”
“That last part better have been toward Y/n Seggs,” Tyler shook his head letting out a laugh into your shoulder.
“It’s true, I do love you.” You smiled and took a drink of of your beer.
“I know, I love you too Tyler.” He leaned in for a kiss, which you happily returned ignoring his teammates cat calls and howls.
Present
You really needed to stop showing up to these parties your friends tended to throw considering ever since the wedding Tyler and his girlfriend tended to be at every single one of them. Taking a shot from your friend you downed the tequila and shook your head. Opening your eyes you could see the happy couple across the kitchen, only difference this time Tyler looked mad. His tattooed arms were crossed in front of him, his snapback on his head and the blonde standing in front of him on the verge of tears, trying to get him to listen to her.
“Word on the street is she was seen with another guy last night and decided to show up here acting like nothing was wrong between the two.” You nodded at your friend’s words. Karma could be a bitch sometimes. You watched as he walked away shaking his head leaving her on the verge of tears in the middle of the kitchen.
It wasn’t any of your business, you were still mending a broken heart, none of that drama was yours anymore. You grabbed a red cup from the counter and added some coke and tequila and walked to the backyard. The majority of people were in the pool or inside, not many were on the patio. Leaning on the small island outside you watched the people who were 75 percent intoxicated try not to drown in the pool making you giggle to yourself.
“I haven’t heard you giggle in a long time.” Your whole body froze and you could feel your stomach do a flip. You had done so well avoiding him, the wedding, random parties why would tonight be any different? You downed your drink and tossed the cup to the side.
“What do you want Tyler?” You could hear him sigh from behind you. You knew if you turned around to face him you’d feel everything come back and you weren’t in your right mind to be dealing with it. You may have ended it with him, he may have broken your heart and cheated on you, but you were still getting over him.
“Are we ever going to talk about-” You could feel the anger rise up in you.
“Talk about what Tyler? How you cheated on me for months after we got engaged? How you lied to me? How you bought her to the wedding thinking it was going to be all peaches and cream?” You were drunk but now you were standing right in front of him, your heels making you a little taller than normal so he wasn’t as intimidating.
“Y/n you never let me explain.” You rolled your eyes.
“The thing is Tyler every time I’ve confronted you you’ve never said ‘no I didn’t cheat on you’ and that’s why I don’t want to listen to your bullshit excuses. Now run along before she comes looking for you again, us talking will change nothing.” You didn’t wait for him to say anything else, you didn’t have to because at the end of the night when you were requesting your uber, you could see the two making out against his car.
Past
“I thought you said you’d never get married?” You shrugged at your best friend. It’s true, growing up you didn’t believe much in marriage. You didn’t think it was necessary. But as you stood in your house that you and Tyler shared, staring down at the engagement ring on your finger everything in you screamed that it was the right answer.
“I fell hard for him and he asked me and everything just felt right.”
“I’ll tell you something though, he spent a pretty penny on that ring, it’s huge.” You let out a laugh and stuck your hand out so you guys could admire it.
“What’s going on over here, what are we looking at?” Tyler wrapped his arms around your waist and placed his chin on your shoulder, kissing your cheek.
“Nice rock, who gave it to you?” You shrugged turning around in his arms.
“Some douche hockey player…” He shook his head.
“Well I don’t see him around, you think he’ll care if I…” He leaned in for a kiss making you giggle and pull him a bit closer.
“Y/n, what were you going to do about school, weren’t you going to go in california.” The two of you pulled away to re join the conversation.
“Yeah, but there are schools in Dallas that I was looking into too, we could make it work out here.” Every one had told you it was a bad idea, changing schools for your relationship but you ignored them, you were happy and in love and you knew as long as you and Tyler were together it would be okay.
Present
“Congrats to Tyler and Mckayla!” Everyone raised their glasses to toast to the new engaged couple, even you. As much as it stung as much as you wanted to leave and walk out and never see the two again you stayed, you stayed and when you caught tyler’s eye during the toast you raised your glass toward him and chugged the drink. No one knew they were going to drop this bomb today, no one expected it. You had your friends coming up to you and apologizing. You brushed them off saying it was fine, even though you could feel your heart breaking all over again. Which is why as soon as the toast was over you pushed through the crowd and headed to your car.
You stood outside for a second leaning against your car door not really feeling like any of this was real. You tried to get your breathing under control but all you could feel were the hot tears rolling down your face. You sniffled and wiped your face with your jacket sleeve before reaching into your pocket and opening the car door.
“Y/n, wait.” You huffed out an annoyed sound.
“Why can’t you just leave me alone? It’s bad enough we have the same friends, why can’t you just stay away from me!” You turned to look at him, his hands tucked into his hoodie and his head down.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t think she was going to announce it tonight. She took everyone by surprise.”
“What do you want Tyler?” He sighed and looked up meeting your glare.
“I really am sorry Y/n. I’m sorry I hurt you, I’m sorry I cheated. I’m sorry for all of it, but you have to know it was real all of it was real.” You huffed out a bitter laugh,
“Not real enough though, Tyler.” He didn’t say anything.
“I uprooted my life for you, Ty. I did everything I could to keep us happy, I was faithful. Between the late nights and the long road trips I took care of the dogs, the house, I made sure you were happy, I made sure we were happy.” Once again silence, you wanted to just go home and forget this ever happened.
“Why wasn’t I good enough Tyler?” You could hear your voice shake, you were a minute away from having a break down.
“It wasn’t you, Y/n. It wasn’t you at all. I just- I don’t know somewhere I just i slipped up and I fucked up. I didn’t deserve you from the beginning and maybe that was my problem, I figured it would be easier to let you down if I just became the guy the world expected me to be.” You nodded.
“And you know that’s bullshit, I wasn’t enough for you, you’re just too much of a coward to admit it to my face, so you took the easy way out. You got your cake and you ate it too, and now you’re going to marry the cute blonde and have the wedding your mom always wanted to be invited to and your dogs can be in your wedding party and you’ll have it all with her all because you decided to be unfaithful…”
It was word vomit now, you couldn’t stop.The tears were falling, your make up was running and there Tyler stood in front of you, speechless.
“Just answer me one more thing, are you happy Tyler? With Mckayla?” You braced yourself for the answer.
“I...yeah I am.” You closed your eyes and sighed, you knew the answer but some small part of you wished he’d say no. You opened your eyes and sent him a sad smile which he didn’t return. He looked conflicted. You could feel the sadness sit in and the anger disappear. .
“Then that’s all that matters Tyler.” Looking back at the house where you could still hear the party going, you realized this was it.
“ I hope she makes you laugh, I hope she takes the dogs on the morning walks with you, I hope she supports you and the stars even if she doesn’t understand hockey at all.” You let out a sad laugh wiping your eyes a bit. You didn’t care how you looked at this point, he needed to know.
“I hope she treats your mom and your sisters with so much kindness and appreciates all the cooking and baking they do for the holidays. I hope you give her the wedding of her dreams and I really do hope your dogs are apart of it and I hope she’s everything you want and need.” You walked closer to him, your heels the only sound between the two of you.
“I hope you two have a great wedding-” You choked back a sob and shook your head , reaching out for his hand and holding it in yours, you looked down at them intertwined.
“I hope you love her with everything in you Tyler, and I hope she never does what you did to me. I hope she never cheats and breaks your heart, because Tyler this isn’t something you bounce back from when you give your whole heart to someone. And as angry as I am with you, I wish you the best because this is the last time you’ll probably see me.” You heard him sniffle making you sadly smile. Bringing his hand up to your mouth, you placed a gentle kiss on his knuckles and closed your eyes. Patting his wrist you let go of his hand and looked up at him, his eyes were watery and he was staring right at you, he was giving you the look, the look you never wanted to be the reason for.
“I’ll always have love for you Tyler, but I have to go.” You unlocked your car door and turned to look at him, he hadn’t said a word nor had he moved.. You sent him a last nod before getting into your car.
“I hope you have a good life, Goodbye, Ty.”
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Why Won’t You Love Me - Tyler Seguin
A Tyler Seguin story about him and his girlfriend while he’s away from her on his road trips. Inspired by the song from 5 Seconds of Summer “Why Won’t You Love Me”.
PS I haven’t written anything, let alone fanfiction, in quite a while! Hope this is not too horrible.
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Switching into airplane mode again
We're not alright but I'll pretend
Press my cheek against the glass
Just be good 'til I get back
Tyler sighed as he sat down in his designated seat on the plane. The flight attendant came by and offered him snacks and drinks, but he declined and sank further into his seat, gazing out the window.
The Dallas Stars were on a six game road trip. He was excited to get the blood pumping again and looking forward to some wins with his teammates, but still Tyler was in a mood.
Jamie Benn, Tyler’s best friend and captain of the team, came by and said hello. “What’s going on Ty?”
“Nothing.”
“Is this about Emma?”
Tyler sighed and turned to face Jamie. “Yes. We had a fight before I left for the airport. She’s upset about all these away games and scared I’ll do something to break her trust.”
Jamie chuckled and sat down. “I know what you mean. My girlfriend gave me grief too.”
“No… It was different this time Jamie. She threatened to be gone by the time I got back.”
“Fuck. That’s rough. Don’t let it get to you, Seggs. As long as you don’t do anything stupid, you should be good,” Jamie replied and patted Tyler on the shoulder before heading back to his seat.
The ground disappears
I hold back the tears
I check my phone to see your face
Staring back as if to say
Don't worry, you won't be lonely
Tyler got comfy and soon they were already in Chicago.
Once they got to the hotel, Tyler went straight to his and Jamie’s room and called Emma. He got her voicemail.
“Damn it!” He huffed and waited for the tone. “Hi, babe, it’s me. Look, I’m sorry about earlier. I really love you and don’t want to lose you. I’m all yours and always will be.” He hung up and let out a deep breath.
Tyler slept like shit and yet they still won their game against the Blackhawks, him having scored the winning goal.
“Let’s go get wasted!” Yelled someone in the locker room which caused cheers to erupt all around.
Tyler and the rest of the team got ready and went bar hopping around downtown Chicago. The next morning they would be on another flight to their next game.
He got back from the clubs and bars, and fell into bed, falling asleep instantly.
Few drinks deep at a table for one
The place we like to go
And you take yourself home again
Three missed calls at 2 AM
And you say you never heard
You're late to get to work
“Hey! Tyler! Wake up!” Someone was yelling in his ear.
He flipped over and groaned. “Ugh! wHAT?!”
“It’s time to go, bud,” a voice he recognized as Jamie’s said.
“Fine. Let me shower first at least.”
“Alright, you got thirty minutes.” He heard Jamie shuffle to the door and leave the room.
Tyler cracked open his eyes and checked his phone. 3 missed calls from Emma but no voicemails.
“Shit.”
He got out of bed and took a quick shower before packing his stuff up and hurrying out to catch up to everyone.
The Stars won the next three games and lost the last two. They were heading home. He could see Emma again.
When the plane landed, Tyler all but ran to grab his bags and head home. Pulling in the driveway, he heard his dogs start to bark. He laughed lightly.
The time disappears
You hold back the tears
Your best good friend just got engaged
You say you can't wait and need to make a change
You told me it's so hard to be lonely
“Hey boys!” Tyler chuckled as he got swarmed with licks and wagging tails. “Where’s mama?”
“Over here, Ty!” You heard Emma yell from the kitchen.
He rushed over and grabbed her, swinging her around.
“TYLER!” She screamed and giggled.
“I’m so in love with you, baby girl,” he mumbled into her neck. “I missed you so much, Emma.”
“I missed you too, babe. It was rough while you were gone. I’m so happy you’re home.”
“Emma I wish I never had to leave again, but you know it’s part of the job.”
“I know Tyler. Maybe I can come with you next time?”
Tyler pulled back and looked her in the eyes, searching her face. “Is that what you want?”
“More than anything.”
Why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?
We're together all alone tonight
So help us from the other side
So why won't you love me?
“Then you’re never gonna be alone, baby. I promise.”
Tyler got down on one knee, and the next thing Emma knew, there was a small velvet box being opened and a diamond ring in front of her.
“Marry me, Emma. I can’t live without you, and this week proved it. Plus, what would the boys do without you?” He motioned to the three dogs who were all laying down on the floor, wagging their tails.
“More like what would you do without me, Tyler Paul Seguin?” She asked with a chuckle.
“So is that a yes?”
“It’s most definitely a yes, my love.”
Tyler slipped the diamond ring on her finger before standing up and kissing her.
“I love you. So much,” he whispered against her lips.
“I love you too,” she smiled.
Why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?
You imagine when you close your eyes
You're with me on the other side
So why won't you love me?
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Thursday 6. may tw
82.7kg
As of now im in bed not in work. My mom isnt going to get out of that machine anytime soon. Im coping. Actually not, but im chosing now to feel on it. Keeping myself busy. Having seggs senarios when i have to take a break from the phone. Its around my breaktime at work rn. But now i have all day instead of 30 min. Just vibing to lana del rey with a full stomach. Yes i did indeed eat.
Breakfest and lunch today, all three yesterday. I had strength training and i didnt want to pass out. And today i just want my body to «stock up» if you understand. Ive been having these headaches and i can barely want to stand up anymore.
Mini migranes. Vision cuts out, hot in the face, nausious, fingers prickle, breathing stops. Its bad. So im trying to take care of myself by eating. Its helping too. Its less severe for each time i eat.
I dont think starving myself is a good thing. But, i want to be thin. 75kg before june. If im not there. Then its on. I will punish myself bad. Its mental.
Wow currently listening to Mr.Kitty XIII its based. For yall non political. It means, on the edge but good. Basically.
On saturday ill be going out with that group. I asked my fostermom if i can bake a cake. BUT I DONT WANT THEM TO THINK IM FAT. Im reconsidering... aiiiiii. Ill just ask the guy what i should bring. Ouf im cringing. And my sosial anxiety is poppin’ atm. Stress. I hate it.
Got my curtains back though. But they are new and not my style. The lunch was half a THIN pizza. But who am i joking. Calorieessss. Carbs. Not bad my brain nEEDs carbs.
Ah i just want to be choked. And put in a room with netflix and get one meal a day. And have a man just come in. And the man has to be one of my fugfriends. Havent seen any of them in a loooong time. Im not allowed to. Because my fostermom tells me im not able to say no to men when they try to... so i cant see them. But the only guy that has ever raped me is her son.
Tove lo passion and pain tastes the same when im weak, «youre gonna get what you’ve given to me» is perfect. This song. Its about revenge. For me.
Albert einstein said revenge is for the weak. But he was jewish. He is wrong regardless. Only those who give up is weak. God gives the hardest battles to the strongest soliders. So if i fight back and take revengence on those whome done me wrong im not weak. Its a power move.
Im thinking of checking out twitch or watpad. Like idk what i would post. Probably me ranting about this mad and sick world. Maybe film snippits of me shartin so i can play it in the background while secretly recording a family dinner while i play it from my rapist’s chair. That would be hilarous. But i would get caught because id be ballin my eyes out. Laughing ofc. Ah im such a scorpio.
Ive been craving watching pll and another show which i cant remember the name of atm. Actually Reign
The gym yesterday was okay. I was having bad anxiety when i was omw but when i got there i just avoided looking at the guys there. I accedently dropped my flask in my emty bag on the bench and it made a loud ass metal sound and i cringed, but at that point i was finished and omw out. Since it was my first day back after like, idk one and a half month i was not pushing myself too hard. Which was good i feel now that next workout will be harder.
But yeah im buildin my arse back and arms. Im gonna be ripped by the time im in highschool again. Oh this time ill do it right. Ah and with me developing my bow and arrow shooting. Im a fricken badass. People should, and will fear me if they dear cross.
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Bad Idea: Part 2
Summary: When pop star Trixie can’t get her act together, her team makes a deal with the NHL...one that she can’t turn down. When NHL player Tyler Seguin can’t seem to get himself under control his team decides to thrust a certain Pop star into his life. Can the two play nice?
Warnings: Cussing.
Note: Thank you guys for the love. I’m so happy so many of you enjoyed it! My inbox is open now too so please leave some thoughts and messages, feedback is greatly appreciated. Also sorry for the way tumblr lays out the story on mobile...it makes it look dumb. Song lyrics are From Diva by Beyonce.
“How you gone be talking shit? You act like I just got up in it.
Been the number one diva in this game for a minute. I know you read the
paper, the one that they call a queen...”
“He’s so fucking hot trixie, are you gonna try to bang him?” Trixie shook her head as she played with the fluffy pillow in her lap, pulling the loose fabric from It.
“Why not?” She rolled her eyes at her best friend and threw the pillow at her, making the other girl squeak.
“Because Camilla, Thats how me and Anderson started and ended so let’s not go down this road again” Camilla shook her head and threw the vanilla folder on the living room table. The folder that held all the information Trixie needed to know about Tyler Paul Seguin.
“So are you going to have fun with this one?” She smirked and took a drink from her wine glass, crossing her legs and leaning back into the couch.
“Oh I’m going to have a lot of fun. You should see him. I already get under his skin and I have no idea why. He was scowling the whole time while signing the contract.” Trixie glanced at Camilla who was grinning.
“When do we meet the Lovely fuck boy?” The pop star grinned at her best friend.
“Tonight, I’m supposed to go to the same club he goes to and we’re supposed to be seen together. And have paparazzi take photos and drink and dance the night away.” Sarcasm lacing every word Trixie spat out.
“So what time should we be ready?”
“8.” She nodded and refilled the wine glasses. Camilla had been Trixie’s best friend since they were kids. She was Trixie’s hair and make up stylist and unless someone could do Trixie’s make up as well as her best friend, that wasn’t going to change any time soon.
Trixie sighed and glanced down at her shoes, already picturing the outfit she wanted to wear tonight.
“Can I borrow the blue pumps with the sparkles on the trimming?”
Camilla nodded as she flipped through the tv channels stopping when she hit the NHL channel which Trixie wasn’t even aware they had.
On the screen was none other then her future boyfriend, Tyler was being interviewed after one of the games and by the smile on his face they had just won.
Trixie bit her lip, analyzing him. His curly hair was a mess and sweaty, his pupils full blown, a light flush on his cheeks. This was post game Tyler and She was here for
It. Trixie could hear her best friend chuckle as she turned to glare at her.
“You know what kind of guy he is?” Trixie shook her head because it was true, she had no idea what kind of guy he was besides the fact that he liked to have a good time.
“According to the internet, party boy, humble but still likes to sleep around. He keeps his personal life to
Himself but won’t turn down a good
Time. Hmmmm sounds like you?” Trixie grinned and shook her head.
“No one can be me, cam. He’s gonna be a good time though, I’ll tell you that.”
X-x
“So seggs you’re officially dating Trixie, worldwide pop star and Hollywood’s favorite player.” Tyler was on his way to the club with Jamie, glancing
Over at his friend who was flipping through the vanilla folder.
“She’s cute.” Tyler rolled his eyes, he wasn’t blind he knew she was cute that wasn’t a problem. The problem was her attitude and the fact that he couldn’t stand her.
“She’s a princess, The kind of
Girl that wears heels and fluffy coats and has those stupid ass sparkly sunglasses.” Jamie laughed and shut the folder tossing it into the back seat. The folder held everything Tyler needed to know about Trixie, except her real name. It was the one thing that wasn’t revealed…anywhere. He’s tried looking.
“You know anything else about her?” Tyler drummed his fingers on the steering wheel waiting for the light to turn green.
“She’s got money. Tons of It. More than us.” Jamie hummed.
“I mean why is her management doin this?” Tyler shrugged and made a right into the parking lot of the club. Downtown Dallas was a mess tonight, But it was a Saturday.
“She’s out of control according to Monty. She recently moved to Dallas to have time off but she’s already made a reputation for herself so
they want her image to not be tainted.” Both men got out of Tyler’s Jeep and walked over to the entrance, it was already starting to get
Crowded but the two greeted the bouncer and slid in with no problem.
“So basically like you?” Tyler glared at his friend.
“Fuck you chubs.”
The boys entered the club and he already knew where she was gonna be. He nodded to
Jamie and ignored the people around them and the thumping of the music. The club was dark but Tyler had been here enough times to know where the VIP was, which is exactly where he was heading.
Him and Jamie made their way up The side of the club, using the stairs to hit the VIP area where a bouncer stood. The man nodded and let the two in. There were a couple people in there including a black Haired girl wearing a very short red dress and black pumps. He didn’t see the princess herself
Though. The girl looked up From her phone and Tyler watched as she got up stumbling a bit but then catching herself making her way over to the two of them.
“You’re Tyler.” Tyler nodded watching as she smirked at him, it was the same smirk Trixie had used when she first met him.
“Yes and you are?”
“Camilla, I’m trixie’s friend.” He nodded and grabbed Jamie’s arm.
“This is Jamie.” Camilla nodded but didn’t spare a glance at him. Jamie laughed and turned toward the balcony. The VIP section overlooked the entire club, making Tyler wonder where the hell Trixie was.
“Where is she?” Camilla shook her head and led him over to the balcony and pointed down to the crowd. Tyler groaned and saw the pop star in the middle of the dance floor dancing with a guy. She looked like she was having a good time, hand’s in the air and the guys Hand’s placed on her waist, her back close to his front. Tyler already could tell what the guy was thinking and he wanted nothing more to drag Trixie outside to take the damn pictures where he knew the paparazzi was waiting and let her get on with her night so he could pick up.
During his train of thought Tyler didn’t realize that Camilla had been analyzing him; when he looked back at her she had an eyebrow raised and a frown on her face.
“The first rule of Trixie, don’t try to tame Her.” Tyler rolled his eyes and pushed past Jamie to go back down to the dance floor. He pushed through bodies, honestly just wanting to get a drink, Take the stupid photos, get spotted together and go Home. As he headed toward the area where he knew Trixie was He felt someone grab him by the waist and turned to see a cute little blonde. She was wearing a white dress and heels that made Tyler turn his full attention on her.
“I’m Lacey, you’re Tyler Seguin.” She was bold, he liked that.
“You know me.” He knew it was time to turn the charm on, not like he needed it. She seemed to already know what she wanted.
“All of Dallas knows you, you want to dance?” When he was about to accept he saw brown waves approach the two. Trixie raised her eyebrow, and had a hand on her hip. Tyler took in her appearance. A navy blue strapless blouse, black shorts and blue heels. Her make up was done dark and her brown waves were lose rather then in a pony tail.
“Beat it blondie, we have business.” The blonde rolled her eyes but walked away. Tyler glared at the pop star.
“You were supposed to be in the VIP area.” He watched as she shrugged. He could tell she had been drinking, a light blush was on her cheeks and her eyes were wide.
“Congrats on the win.” He glared at her again, she had seen their game?
“Let’s go.” She shook her head and didn’t move. Tyler sighed and glanced back at her, she was swaying lightly to the beat of the music and had on a coy smile.
“I don’t want to,’I want to dance.” Tyler groaned rubbing the back of his neck and glaring up at the ceiling.
“You’re such a fucking diva.” He watched as Trixie walked directly in front of him.
“A diva is a female version of a hustler.” She smirked at him as she watched him get even more pissed off. She giggled and glanced up at him through her lashes.
“Dance with me,
One dance and we’ll go handle business.” That was when Tyler realized he might’ve just met his match. He never wanted to strangle a woman...until now.
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