-- "my titan"

c3e80 left 32 dead 3548309 injured

oh ariadne we're really in it now

-sappho

Idk why but sometimes I think about Robot!Prof as an idea. No context. Just robo Professor. Idk dude. Makes no sense. I just like it. It's a character design fully fleshed out in my brain of a human Prof design but like a vaguely FNAF-style marionette-like animatronic attached by a mechanical arm implement to the stage of the theater. I guess I just invented him for the sake of wanting to be able to give Prof more humanlike expression while still being a "puppet" of sorts. He's still very demented. As an easter egg it's sort of implied that he's actually alive and possessed by the spirit of the ACTUAL Professor and he is terrified of reptiles and birds because of. Um. Dino things.

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

Spotify wrapped is normally released on a November 30 or December 1 but this year it was released on November 29, the International Day of Solidarity with Palestinian People- a day which it was asked for people to increase their social media posts about Palestine to help call for a permanent ceasefire. Instead it is now being overshadowed by people posting about Spotify wrapped…

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history