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#is there blood coming out of my nose?
blakbonnet · 5 months
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“I’m just going to take my lover as well now, and do something with him.”
- Rhys Darby (about Stede sleeping with Ed) [x]
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semiotomatics · 3 months
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skleech · 3 months
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i cannot contain the silly
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demadogs · 1 year
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what if mike gets vecna’d and is tortured with shit like “what happened to friends dont lie? youve been lying to everyone your whole life” and then mike tries to deny it and vecna says “im just speaking the truth… its not my fault you dont like girls” and thats how they reveal hes gay
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gwyoi · 1 month
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Hmmm I think there is something wrong with me and it’s getting worse….
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milkcrow226 · 2 months
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I am definitely not having a good time I have lost a lot of blood and I don't think that's good for me
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sjweminem · 1 year
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i still haven’t stopped bleeding since my seizure faceplant like a week ago i DEFINITELY broke my face bones in some way
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leopards-faces · 5 months
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I hate having a complicated relationship with my mom because sometimes I love her I owe her everything and sometimes it's all my fault and I don't know anything and I'm always mean and wrong and it's going to give me an aneurism. It makes me want to rip my hair out and scream and cry. She is so hard to talk to and I know she says she loves me but I also know that she doesn't like me. I'm always a problem and I don't know why
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saprophetic · 9 months
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having a nona tantrum would fix me
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zukkaoru · 10 months
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achievement unlocked: blew my nose so hard it gave me a nosebleed??
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party-gilmore · 2 years
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GUESS WHO JUST FOUND OUT THAT ORGASMS CAN GIVE YOU NOSE BLEEDS.
ANY GUESSES ON HOW THIS PERSON HAPPENED TO FIND OUT???
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dirt-str1der · 1 year
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Literally cant care about anything other than majima haruka bonding
#Yakuza loveblog#ohhh together ... this is less of a kiryu sickfic and more like harukas little city adventure#kiryu got sick because he was just not taking care of himself and keeled over like a victorian lady and haruka was like okay . im#cooking dinner tonight ojisan if i catch you out of bed i will be very angry with you !!!#sorry for using ojisan and uncle kaz interchangably theyre both just so fucking cute ... uncle kaz lets fuck hookers#haruka where is the methy . in my nose ojisan. uncle kaz get it twisted gamble you will win you understand you will break even#you wont lose. you wont go into debt. you will win. millions. get it twisted gamble and thats it.#majima ends up having to drive her home because he doesnt want her out on her own anymore .. which is funny because haruka yelled at him#because he joked about coming over to visit kiryu while hes sick and she was like NO !!! and he was like sheesh okay okay ...#and then shes like oh turn left here yeah this is where we're staying .. . you can come in if you want :) (she trusts him now)#i think harukas jacket also got ripped up and covered in blood so majima bought her that stylish puffer jacket she has in yk2#little girls WILL wear black singlets by the way just trust me on this kiryu also wore one when he was younger 'source?' just trust me#its like a staple of the wardrobe you need a black singlet and a jacket to wear over it plus its super cute and sensible#i like to make people straight up stab and hurt other people in front of haruka she doesnt care shes already desensitised#because she follows kiryu around every day and hes always caving skulls and making people spit out bloody teeth so seeing majima splatter#blood everywhere was nothing to her shes always getting splashed with blood every single day she doesnt mind#shes very brave to keep wearing white after that but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do#hmm wonder if i should have a proper writing tag so i can consolidate all this shit ...#well it would mostly be for keeping track of what ive already posted because i can never remember and i keep writing the same thing#over and over again ... i only have one brain you see ..#majima comes into kiryus house immediately makes a beeline for his bedroom and sees him all sweaty and feverish in bed too weak to move#and she starts panting like a dog and kiryu looks at her with fear in his eyes#guy whos about to get his shit rocked like crazy and knows it#sorry haruka look away !!! <- thats the header i have for this fic look away from the rest of the document !!!!
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crowcussion · 1 year
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i woke up at 5:30 am with a bloody nose and i have no idea why
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rebouks · 2 years
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Oscar was in my dream last night 😱 we were supposed to go to a party (with some kinda themed one, i can really remember), so we were dressed up nicely (he was wearing a white shirt for once!!) and before the party we went to the cinema and we were sitting and whispering, talking to each other and then i got a heavy nosebleed that got all over his shirt and i completely ruined it ☹️ i woke up not too long after, i was still trying to wipe his shirt!!
i guess the universe just can't allow Oscar to wear anything fancier than a cardigan because he'd look too hot in it and people would just nosebleed to death 😂
Bahaaaha omg your poor nose though!! Pretty sure he would secretly been relieved he didn't have to wear the shirt lmao, although now he's topless right? Which is even worse for peoples noses! 😩 Lolol...
I can't believe he's knocking about in people's dreams tho! How mental is that?! 😳 I'm sure I've dreamt of him before too.. but I can't remember what it was about!
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anxiously-awaiting · 2 years
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THE SCENE IS SET AND YOURE SUBJECTED TO  A LETHAL DOSE OF >GROWING PAINS<
(effectless/close up under cut)
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#my ocs#gala#aaart#eyestrain tw#HI ITS  TIME FOR !#RIOT FUCKED UP AND EYESTRAIN ON PURPOSE HOURS#its like. 1130pm as i write these tags so this one is gonna get srbed a Good bit kfldsfkl#but my little guy#<3#ive been thinkin about .#blood as a metaphor for stuff and gala has like chronic nosebleeds and like this sure does mean something!#i dont know if i can explain it well but its like uhhh#connects to the old concept of like 'bad blood' and bloodletting and such#so he's told slash gets himself to believe that his chronic nosebleeds are like uhhh#for a lack of better words it's his holy body expelling any sins hes done through his blood slash expelling blood as a Punishment#so whenever he gets one he kinda Spirals a lot#in reality#his chronic nosebleeds come from the fact that hes SO fucking stressed out all the time#and like repeated physical trauma to his nose that leaves his blood vessels in there really thin#I DONT KNOW IF THIS MAKES SENSE BC IT DOES IN MY BRAIN BUT I CANT. WORD IT WELL#but hes my lil baby guy and i love him#and im kissing his lil head#also i need. to put more songs on his playlist bc there's only a handful on there rn flkdsjlfds#and the caption one is one of them#my beloveds suggested the lightning bolt halo and theyre SO right all the time#anyway uhhh thinks sappily abt lance helping him with one of his nosebleeds thanks#i keep forgetting to add all his stray hairs but its fine klfdklf#also i didnt fucking spell lethal wrong this time like an Idiot fjldsfkl#anyway gala(had) my son my beloved son with 97 mental illnesses
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Someone should tell my body that frequent nose bleeds while on my period &/or when I’m dehydrated is counterproductive and particularly aggravating to deal with when I’m just about to eat, sleep, or go out. Waking up to it every day is bad enough.
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