i stg my dreams/nightmares have been more vivid/extended since starting these new meds. like normally i have multiple completely discreet dreams each night but my last 2 sleeps have just had one loooooooong nightmare each. the one i had a couple days ago was also freakishly long :/

which like. idk, its just funny. at first i was worried these meds wld take away all my dreams, good and bad, which wld suck cause i love dreaming, i just dont like the nightmares! but now i just hope these meds do something.

My lil sister just showed me the Mystery Shack she build from scratch using pizza boxes and I'm literally so proud of her that I have to share it here

you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

boxer shorts are crazy. usually the very first stage of an erection is not yet actual stiffening, but rather a becoming aware, the penis sensing itself. when wearing briefs, the erection begins in such a manner, yet when wearing boxer shorts, due to the freedom of movement, the penis is constantly sensing itself, simulating the constant presence of a minor erection to the wearer entirely imperceptible to those around him. not only this but, as umberto eco said, it is a garment that imposes a demeanor on the wearer, ones walk becomes wider, more masculine, not bc one wants it to be but bc the garment makes it so, as abdellah taïa would say, a man's masculinity is his wish to be a woman for his wife so she can force him to play man. the boxer short is a garment that resides, on the spectrum of fetishwear, somewhere between the corset and the buttplug. and so the straight man wearing boxer shorts is, secretly, giving in to the desire to be submissive to another masculine being: the garment

What am I missing?

i. Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge / ii. i don't understand, @archbudzar / iii. Dog Bite, Stella Bridie / iv. Washing Machine Heart, Mitski

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

Some frog wizard magic ✨

I have one of those u-shaped pregnancy pillows for my fucked up marionette body and it didn't come with a presentable cotton pillowcase so I thought about this problem for a while and then put some harem pants on the pillow. and the effect is. not great

What could I have been? What will I be?

i. Between the Bars, Elliott Smith / ii. @danielcalmdown / iii. The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath / iv. Things You Wanted To Say But Never Did, Geloy Concepcion

I'm going to hit you with the beam that makes you really want fruit gummies (there are no fruit gummies available to you)

my horny ass could NOT tell the difference between the sign and the thing signified 🤣🤣🤣