If he ever shows up, I think he would be such a petty bitch cuz LOOK
He's like, if California and Oregon had a rebellious kid that absolutely hates their guts. Typical child of divorce. Keep in mind that this is his official flag, and it's practically screaming, "Hello, backstabbers :)"
California (begrudgingly) has main custody while Oregon gets weekends.
Just straight up declares himself the 49th state. The thing that gets me here is the fact that he literally just... seceded every Thursday. Ah yes, what a perfectly normal mundane activity to schedule.
Jefferson: Wha'd'ya mean I can't go to the meeting?! It's Thursday, so I'm a state!
California: Seceding weekly does not legally make you a state
Jefferson: I don't have to listen to you! You're not my dad >:(
And when they were going to vote on whether to make him a state, goddamn Pearl Harbor of all things happen.
ik dom x sub is like. yk the thing but i just can’t help but fantasize about sub x sub.
an equally desperate slut clinging to me as i cling to them, us both drooling and crying into eachothers mouths, neck or chest. we’d be so gone we probably wouldn’t even be able to make out properly. maybe we’ll press our pussies together and weakly rub against each other, trying to see who breaks first. maybe i can ride their face as they moan, squirm, and desperately touch themselves underneath me, and then i could return the favor and have my own moans vibrate onto their needy hole.
it’d even better if our mommies are watching us be pathetic whores. they’d have to pull us off of each other and fuck us themselves to remind us who really makes us feel good. i’d love to watch the other sub’s face mirror mine as we both get pounded over and over again. i’d beg their mommy to let me suck their nipples while they get fucked.
at the end of it all we could cuddle up, the other sub and i nuzzled up to one another. our mommies would spoil us and we kiss them and thank them for making us feel so good all the time. have all 4 of us tangled together as we fall asleep perfectly content.
when will byers is “so many things that i wish you knew so many walls up i cant break through” and when mike wheeler is “id tell you i miss you but i dont know how ive never heard silence quite this loud” and when byler is “a simple complication, miscommunication leads to fallout”
Ok now that good omens is popping: I haven’t seen anybody talking about this French version of the book and I think it needs to be considered.
Disregarding how strangely young he looks, Aziraphale with long hair and a goatee is permanently carved into my head. And Crowley’s facial hair 😔. I legit can’t tell if it’s an edit of photos or drawn art, but it’s so atmospheric.