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kebuyo · 7 months

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Reki: Cherry, do you have any good music?

Cherry: I mostly listen to classical music, so nothing you would like.

Joe: Classical music my ass, your favorite band is My Chemical Romance!

Cherry: That was when we were teenagers!

Joe: Carla, play "most played album"!

Carla: Playing The Black Parade, track 1: The End. ♫♪♫

Cherry:

Joe: Never lie again.

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matchaxblossom · 8 months

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Miya: Joe, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Joe: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest.

Miya: Cherry, how do I-

Cherry: Brick.

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zilebastikevdeyoktunuz · 4 months

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cjs-51703 · 9 months

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Joe: We're like a big, happy family! And I'm the Dad, Kaoru is the Mom--

Cherry: How am I the Mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Miya: I know you're going to say I'm the son, but I'm not! I'm the Gay Emo Cousin.

Reki: I'll be the son! The hot shot whose only dream is... to be a hero!

Tadashi: I feel like I'd be the Fresh Out of Jail Uncle.

Adam: And I'm the Sassy Aunt who talks shit about everyone.

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neonscandal · 4 months

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Kojiro upon his return from Italy, delicious souvenirs in hand: Admit it, Kaoru. You missed me while I was gone...

Kaoru, after a once over of the treats, retreats behind a fan: Hardly, you ape.

Kojiro, slightly taken aback but trying to slyly eke out some semblance of acknowledgement, dramatically attempts to guilt it out of his friend: Oh right, and I suppose that's why you never wrote.

Kaoru, a dark smirk pulls at his lips: Did anyone??

Kojiro thinking back on his two year program: As a matter of fact... no. Didn't you tell everyone I was going abroad?

Kaoru, matter of factly closing his fan: Oh.. is that where you were? I simply told everyone you'd gone to jail. ✨

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bonestheghost16 · 9 months

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Karou: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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littleholmes · 2 years

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Joe, setting a plate in front of cherry: 🎶Just like a pasta e fasule, that’s amore!

Cherry: How many times must I tell you to stop singing that when you serve my food?

Joe: Every single time, bella

Cherry, hiding a smile: Your protein powder must have gone to your head, you overly-sculpted fool

Joe, winking: Can’t blame a guy for keeping the love alive

Cherry: But you don’t have to sing it every time you serve my pasta

Langa: What about when he serves your meatballs? Or in private?

Miya: *starts choking on water*

Shadow: *thunderous laughter*

Joe:

Cherry: *closes his fan*

Reki: Dude! You can’t just say stuff like that out loud!

Langa, genuinely confused: What? Cherry always asks for the spaghetti and meatballs with meatballs and the sauce on the side, so I thought maybe he liked the song when Joe served the meatballs—

Reki: Please stop saying ‘serve’ and ‘meatballs’ in the same sentence

Langa: And when I said in private I meant like in private like at home when it’s just the two of them—

Reki, groaning: That isn’t helping

Shadow, in tears: Kid, I’m…*starts laughing harder*

Langa: But why is it so funny? I just said in private, y’know like when they’re at home alone. It’s not like I said in bed!

Miya, coughing: Dude stop!

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incorrect-madness · 2 years

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Reki: I was arrested for being too cool

Miya: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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pastelrengas · 1 year

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Langa: Is something burning?

Reki: Just my love for you.

Langa: Reki, the toaster is on fire.

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anns-works · 2 years

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Reki: While you were partying I was stomping on oranges.

Reki: While you were having premartial sex I was dehydrating tangerines.

Reki: While You Wasted Your Days At The Gym In Pursuit Of Vanity I Was In Hospital With Scurvy.

Reki: And now the world is on fire and the kumquats are at the gate and you have the audacity to come to me for help.

Adam: I'm honestly terrified of this kid???

Reki: I STUCK A LEMON IN THE MICROWAVE AND IT FUCKING EXPLODED AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN!

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scandalouscorvids · 2 years

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Cherry: I'm not a crybaby!

Joe: Then what happens when we're alone and playing punishment games, Kaoru?

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matchaxblossom · 8 months

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Miya: So, what are your skills?

Joe: I can cook.

Reki: I can make skateboards.

Langa: I can eat.

Cherry: I can make good life decisions.

Miya: That’s not a-

Joe: No, trust us. He’s our most important member.

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zilebastikevdeyoktunuz · 6 months

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fattuccini-afraido · 2 years

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Reki: No problemo!

Reki, internally: But really, it was all problemo.

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neonscandal · 3 months

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Nervous waiter enforcing a new rule at Sia la Luce as Cherry walks in: Um, I'm sorry, Mr. Sakurayashiki. We're no longer allowing AI tech... *looks anxiously back at Joe at the bar who winks, reassuringly* in the restaurant...

Cherry breezes past, Carla in tow: That's positively ridiculous.

Nervous waiter rushes to get in front of him: I'm afraid it's a new... new policy!

Cherry tuts displeased, going straight to the source: Gorilla, what's the meaning of this?

Joe, rolling his eyes while dismissing the new aggressively sweating waiter: You heard the man, Kaoru. *Grins devilishly* new restaurant policy, really trying to prioritize our guests’ comfort and experience.

Cherry sits rebelliously at the bar, Carla propped with care: Impossible. Carla's a much better dinner guest than that woman's ugly baby. Or that old man's ear-splitting children. *points disapprovingly to Shadow crossing his arms while Reki, Langa and Miya loudly argue over whether they're sharing a bowl of spaghetti or some chicken tenders.*

Joe squints considering the spectacle: ... you may have a point.

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bonestheghost16 · 9 months

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Kojiro: karou is playing hard to get.

Kojiro: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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