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spn-lesbian · 10 months

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Chuck: I thought I told you not to bring any backup

Michael: I didn't

Chuck: then who's that behind you?

Michael: oh him? He's not backup. He's like a trophy boyfriend. I bring him along on dangerous negotiations so he can see how awesome I am

Adam: *waves*

#i know i did this with destiel already but it also fits them so #source: ???#midam #midam spn #spn #supernatural #incorrect spn quotes #incorrect supernatural quotes #spn michael #adam milligan #adam x michael #incorrect midam #chuck shurley

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lab-trash · 10 months

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Adam: Hey, Michael? Michael: Yes, Adam? Adam: What's your last name? Michael: I don't have a last name. Adam: Oh. Adam: Do you want to have mine?

#supernatural prompt #supernatural #adam milligan #archangel michael #spn michael #michael spn #midam #adam milligan x michael #incorrect quotes #source: my brain #you can also use this with sabriel or destiel

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incorrectspnquotess · 1 year

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adam: what is your biggest weakness?

michael: i can be uncooperative.

adam: okay, can you give me an example?

michael: no.

#spn #supernatural incorrect quotes #adam milligan #michael spn #michael #midam

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samwinchestersgspot · 9 months

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Adam: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Michael: Okay, but what is updog? Cas: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Dean: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Gabriel: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Sam: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Adam: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Dean: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Cas: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Michael: What’s a henway?? Adam: Oh, about five pounds.

Adam: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Michael: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Adam: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Cas: Actually I did the math, Michael would have $225, not $0.15. Michael: Fam I’m right here.... Dean: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Adam: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Dean: Sorry I only have a dollar Adam: :( Cas: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Michael would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Dean: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Cas: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Gabriel: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Cas: Apply juice to what Sam: Directly to the forehead Michael: Great chat everyone

After Gabriel and Adam taught Michael and Cas what vine is (Balthazar already knew what vine was)

Adam: Croissants: dropped Michael: Road: works ahead Cas: BBQ sauce: on my titties Balthazar: Shavacado: fre Gabriel: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Raphael: Raphael, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

#sam winchester #dean winchester #supernatural #castiel #gabriel #spn #adam milligan #sabriel #midam spn #balthazar spn #raphael spn #incorrect supernatural quotes #incorrect quotes

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aayo-whatt · 1 year

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~got bored so i put the winchester gays and their angel "buddies" in an incorrect quotes generator~

PART TWO BESTIES

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Adam, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast. Dean: You're kinda ugly.

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Cas: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a. Michael: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Gabe: Fuck you.

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Sam: Oh my Gabe. Dean: Don't you mean 'oh my god'? Sam: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

HELLO- IM DYING RN-

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Michael: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Dean: Heck. Michael: You're on thin fucking ice. Michael: Oh no-

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Michael: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it. Gabe: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

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Michael: What's my sexuality?! I don't fucking know! I'm not straight, and that's all that matters. Well, maybe that's unfair to the straights. Some of my best friends are straight! Well, one of them. Well, I know them, and Dean is perfectly tolerable person in small doses!

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Cas: Dean, you're an asshole, man. Dean: You are what you eat Cas.

CACKLING SOBBING ON THE FLOOR DYING OH MY CHUCK-

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Michael: A mouse! Dean, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you. Gabe, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal! Adam, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy. Cas, gasping: It's Ratatouille! Sam: His name is Remi, dummy. Michael: I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.

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Michael: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? Cas: I accidentally fell down. Gabe: DEAN PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent! Sam: Cas bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money. Adam: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Sam.

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Michael: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Cas: We're chopsticks! Michael: Well... that's cute! Michael: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Dean: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Dean: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’ Sam: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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*Dean dies in a game with ships* Cas: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us. Cas: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury. Gabe: Legend has it that Dean still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks. Dean: Of course I do.

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Adam with a gun to Sam's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven? Sam: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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Cas: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal! Michael: Can a butterfly be nonbinary? Cas: I mean, maybe? I don't judge. Adam, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then- Gabe: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back. Dean: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah... Sam: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a- Adam: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference. Michael: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference? Cas: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.

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Dean: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

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Cas: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

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Gabe: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul! Sam: Why is Michael's a monster? Michael: Gabe, you forgot Sam's! Its only an empty space! Gabe, proudly: Exactly

THE THING ABOUT SAM'S SOUL IS CANON OMGKBVERIUERKJ-

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Sam: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along? Gabe: What did you just say- Sam: Foetons! *Laughs* Gabe: Wh-what?

that is a terrible joke i love it

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Dean: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey! Cas: But I'm a vegan. Dean: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

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Gabe: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Cas: Your life? Gabe: I- well yes, but-

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Gabe: And here we see Dean and Sam in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh. Dean: Gaelic bread. Sam: Grueling brad. Dean: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

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*when sam has no soul*

Dean: Sam, you need to react when people cry! Sam: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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PART 1 PART 3

#spn #spn incorrect quotes #supernatural #supernatural incorrect quotes #dean #castiel #destiel #sam #gabriel #sabriel #adam #michael #midam

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diabolimeservavit666 · 1 year

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🍷Sorry, He Would, Though🍷

Gabriel: *at a bar, as Balthazar's wingman, pointing out a lady to his little brother* Balthazar: *speaking loud enough for the whole bar to hear* I wouldn't fuck that! Gabriel: *curls over in laughter, having forgotten that this brother in particular is, well, gay* Balthazar: *in a low voice* Now, that fine gentleman over there, I might- *glances at Sam* Gabriel: Oh, Hell no! He's mine! You can have Dean. Balthazar: I'd rather not. Is Adam available? Gabriel: No, he's Michael's. But I do know a single British guy who could use a good hook up. Balthazar: What's his name?

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lucifersimp · 2 years

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SPN Archangels - incorrect quotes #1

(human AU)

Lucifer: When’s the last time you went on a date?

Michael: I just haven't met anybody who's not completely self-absorbed and impossible to have a conversation with.

Lucifer: If that's a veiled criticism against me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.

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Adam: Michael, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.

Michael: Our relationship doesn't work?

Adam: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your father.

Michael: This is exactly the opposite. I'm leaving my father for you. You're replacing my father.

Adam: Well, that's healthy.

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Chuck: I’m playing a new game. It’s called 'every time I'm depressed I take a shot'.

Raphael: That game exists, it’s called alcoholism.

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Raphael: Truth or dare?

Michael: Truth

Raphael: How many hours have you slept this week?

Michael: Dare

Raphael: Go to sleep

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[Context: Gabriel learned that Chuck promised to take Michael camping in the woods but never kept that promise]

Gabriel: Pardon me if I don't burst into tears, Michael. At least he promised to take you. [bursts into tears] He just let me blindly enjoy my childhood! [sobbing] I didn't even know there was a cabin... he wasn't taking me to!

Michael: Mine's sadder.

Gabriel: I don't see you crying, robot!

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Lucifer: Dandelions symbolise everything I want to be in life.

Raphael: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Lucifer: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Gabriel: Edible.

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Michael: Tell me the truth. There’s been a lot of lying in this family

Lucifer: And a lot of love

Michael: More lies

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Narrator: Raphael was adjusting to her new position as vice president which meant doing the work of the president, her brother Michael.

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Michael: Did you have to stab him??

Lucifer: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me!

Raphael: What did he say?

Lucifer: 'What are you going to do, stab me?'

Gabriel: That's fair

#incorrect quotes #spn archangels #spn michael #midam #spn lucifer #spn raphael #spn gabriel #chuck shurley

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bloglizziekamiya · 2 years

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Adam: I need you to climb back on that strungness ladder, and I need you to climb pretty high.

Michael: How high?

Adam: Remember that time we went to the deli for cold cuts, and the ticket machine was broken, so you found out what time everyone arrived and made them get in a single-file line from earliest to latest?

Michael: Yeah.

Adam: Higher.

Michael: Copy that.

#incorrect supernatural quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine #midam #Adam loves his high-strung type A archangel dork

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incorrectmidam · 4 years

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Adam: *clicks pen*

Michael: *clicks pen*

Lucifer: Stop that.

Michael: Stop what?

Lucifer: You’re talking about me in Morse code.

Adam: Yeah, that’s what we are doing. In our limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Michael, to Raphael: That’s exactly what we did.

#source: the office #midam #michael spn #adam milligan #lucifer spn #raphael spn #incorrect midam

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godofstory · 2 years

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So basically

Destiel:

Midam:

Sabriel:

#sabriel #shamy #midam #adam milligan #dean winchester #sam winchester #spn gabriel #spn michael #castiel #incorrect supernatural quotes #supernatural #source : the big bang theory

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phd-in-bears · 2 years

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Dean: This is pointless.

Adam: What's up?

Sam: We are trying to summon Michael but he won't answer us.

Adam: I'll try.

Dean: Don't bother. Sam has tried like 20 times and I've tried 30 times. He won't answer you.

Adam: Hey Mi—

Michael: Hey Adam

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spn-lesbian · 1 year

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Dean: I love this whole good cop/bad cop thing you two have going

Michael: It's not really a thing. It's more like Adam is nice and I’m not

#source: ???#spn #incorrect spn quotes #spn michael #dean winchester #adam milligan #midam #midam spn #michael x adam #incorrect midam #supernatural #incorrect supernatural quotes

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incorrectspnforfun · 3 years

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Michael: No human is perfect. Adam: *exists* Michael: ... Michael: Exactly one human is perfect.

#michael #adam #midam #adam milligan #archangel #okay #you know i had to #after that jake abel video #this was bound to happen #you're welcome everyone XD #spn #spn incorrect quotes

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incorrectspnquotess · 1 year

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sam and dean @ adam: top 30 reasons why we're sorry... number 5 will surprise you!

michael: top 30 anime deaths. number one: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

#spn #supernatural incorrect quotes #dean winchester #sam winchester #michael spn #adam milligan #midam #michael

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countessrivers · 3 years

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Michael and Adam, but they’re vines.

#spnedit #adam milligan #michael #midam #spn michael #supernatural #i've been watching a bunch of vine compilations recently so that's why this happened #my stuff #incorrect quotes

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aayo-whatt · 1 year

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got bored so i put the winchester gays and their angel "buddies" in an incorrect quotes generator here are the highlights-

why is there so much of gabe- ALSO THE GENERATOR SHIPS SABRIEL-

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*out grocery shopping* Castiel: *takes a free sample twice* Castiel: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

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Gabriel: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Gabriel: Ask me to kill for you. Sam: ...First of all, calm down-

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Michael: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small. Castiel: I would say infinitesimally. Gabriel: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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Sam: You know, Gabriel, when you generalize, you tell general... lies. Gabriel: ... Gabriel: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

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Gabriel: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.

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Gabriel: Wait you like me? For my personality? Sam: I know, I was surprised too.

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Sam: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Dean: I'm a knife. Castiel, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

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Gabriel: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play? Sam: Did you just make that up? Gabriel: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once. Sam: Gabriel: A really long fortune cookie.

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Adam: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Castiel: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Adam: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Gabriel: Edible.

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Adam: Go big or go home! Michael: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home. Adam: I'm going big!

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Sam: That's not funny. Gabriel: I thought it was funny. Sam: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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there will almost definitely be a part two-

PART 2 PART 3

@gay-destiel ?

#spn #spn incorrect quotes #supernatural #supernatural incorrect quotes #dean #castiel #destiel #sam #gabriel #sabriel #adam #michael #midam

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