Chul-Moo: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Yuki: WHY?!
Chul-Moo: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
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Commander : Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night!
Canach : You were flirting with Trahearne.
Commander : So what, he's my partner.
Canach : You asked him if he was single...
Commander : ...
Canach: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
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Incorrect OC Quotes
oh dear, another tagging game! thanks to @lilacdove for the tag! this sounds fun!
the rules apparently are, you have to use this generator to get some incorrect quotes for your oc’s so let’s start, shall we?
i’m using my GW2 OC’s rerki, errube and dillyn - who are all related and co-commanders and prone to causing chaos and havoc wherever they go. rerki is usually a quiet, straight-to-the-point & no bullshit person, while errube loves to fuck with people just because she can and enjoys it and dillyn is the anxious little ray of sunshine always having to right the mess his cousin’s left behind
Rerki: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Rerki: I will not yield.
this is certainly something as a start
Rerki: Whoa, Dillyn, what’s up with that angry face?
Dillyn: Errube won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”.
Errube: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-
Dillyn: Oh my god, SHUT UP!
ok not gonna lie that is so them? what?
Dillyn: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.
Errube: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.
Dillyn: You have to teach Rerki how to drive.
Errube: ...put the band-aid back on.
ok that’s valid
Dillyn: *looks at Rerki*
Dillyn: Baby boy. Baby.
Dillyn: *looks at Errube*
Dillyn: Evil.
switch dillyn for rerki and that’s actually true!
Dillyn: Errube won’t wake up, what do I do?
Rerki: Did you try kicking them?
Dillyn: Yes.
Rerki: I’m out of ideas.
THis. Is.So.In-Character
Rerki: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Dillyn: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Rerki: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Errube: Edible.
again, switch dillyn & rerki araound and thats also true!
Rerki: Where’s Dillyn?
Errube: Around.
Rerki: Around?
Rerki: You don’t have any idea, do you?
Dillyn, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?
ok this is also canon
and, imma leave it there because if i would keep going this would blow up tumblr im having so much fun what the heckk did you get me into here @lilacdove
anyway, i’m tagging whoever sees this & wants to join! have fun, folks!
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[Taimi is looking at prototype diagrams for a new invention]
Phlunt: are those your new invention ideas? that’s fucking cringe!
Taimi, looking up: YOU’RE CRINGE
[cut to Phlunt sobbing in the bathroom]
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Commander : Can't you see I'm upset? What kind of friend are you ?
Canach : Look, I'm not the friend you call when you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm the friend you call whan you need a death to look like an accident.
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Hello! Recently got the covid vaccine, so I’m taking it easy on my arm for a bit. Queue should resume when it’s stopped aching!
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Aera: HELP! I TOLD RAMA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Yao, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Aldrei : Small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has way less space to be bottled up in.
Rorschach : That can't be true. Give us one example of that.
Sieran : Wasps.
Trahearne : Piranha.
Lucius : Elianora.
Iotzza : Jiirka.
Galaëd : Canach.
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Canach: Hey, Commander, come kick this locked door down for me
COmmander: Sure!
Canach, as enemies spawn everywhere: Wow, Commander, that was so stupid, I can't believe that you did that entirely of your own accord-
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