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Pat: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Captain: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Thorfinn:”This year, Thor lost his lovely girlfriend, Flower”
Flower:(yelling from the well she’s stuck in) “STOP TELLING EVERYONE I WAS SUCKED OFF!”
Thorfinn:”Sometimes Thor can still hear her voice”
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Alison: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Pat: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Captain: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Pat, learn to listen.
Mike: What if it bites itself and I die?
Julian: That’s voodoo.
Robin: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Pat: That’s correlation, not causation.
Mike: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Julian: That’s kinky.
Alison: Oh my God.
#bbc ghosts#pat bbc ghosts#captain bbc ghosts#robin bbc ghosts#alison bbc ghosts#julian bbc ghosts#mike bbc ghosts#incorrect ghosts quotes
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Thomas: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
#bbc ghosts#six idiots#thomas thorne#incorrect ghosts quotes#incorrect quotes#he would SO be a theatre kid
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Thomas Thorne 🤝 Moomintroll
Just straight up drowning themselves whenever life doesn’t pan out
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#yall dont know how long this has just been sitting in my phone#like the moment after I finished the episode I drew this out#just… stared at Thomas thinking of Moomintroll#thomas bbc ghosts#thomas thorne#bbc ghosts#incorrect ghosts quotes#source: MoominValley#ghosts bbc#i still have no idea how to draw him#he is elusive#like.. flynn ryder#just cant get his nose right
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[Meanwhile at the Clergy]
Aether walks into the main hall and sees Mountain & Rain looking around
Aether: Have you guys seen Dew?
(Both shake their heads no)
Rain: Nope, we’ve been looking for him for over an hour
Aether holds up a finger to them and goes in the community kitchen before reappearing with a bag of charcoal
Starts laying out the charcoal piece by piece in a line leading back towards the ghouls quarters
Aether: (speaking loudly & exaggeratedly)Oh no I hope a sexy little fire ghoul doesn’t find this charcoal and follow me home….
A door slams open somewhere a couple halls over & the running of feet can be heard before Dew skitters around the corner and skids to a stop in front of them
Dew: (panting out of breathe) Charcoal?!
Mountain & Rain: (both confused) Sexy?!
#dew loves he’s charcoal#and Aether loves he’s dew#ghost#incorrect ghosts quotes#the band ghost#nameless ghouls#mountain ghoul#rain ghoul#aether ghoul#dewdrop ghoul#ghost the band#ghost band#ghostbc#ghost bc
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the Captain: I say, do you fancy a quickie?
Pat: a what
the Captain: you know, one of those egg-based tarts.
Pat: it’s pronounced KWITCH
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Thomas thorne:
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Captain: Alison, I've been speaking to Michael-
Alison: but he can't hear you?
Captain: I didn't say he was listening
#incorrect ghosts quotes#the captain bbc ghosts#alison cooper#mike cooper#bbc ghosts#devon doesn't know
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Thomas: Am I in trouble?
Alison: Take a guess.
Thomas: No?
Alison: Take another guess.
#bbc ghosts#incorrect ghosts quotes#thomas thorne#alison cooper#mod: alexia#source: unknown#incorrect quote#ghosts tv show
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Dewdrop: If I had a nickel for every time a drummer has threatened to shove a drumstick up my ass, I’d have 10 cents. It’s not a lot but it’s weird that it has happened twice, right?
Copia: …..
#the band ghost#incorrect quotes#incorrect ghosts quotes#dewdrop ghoul#nameless ghouls#shitghosting#source: phineas and ferb#I mean that’s not the exact quote they used in the show#mountain ghoul#earth ghoul#cardinal copia#papa emeritus iv#papa copia
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Mary: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*
Alison: Hey, Mary, how was your day?
Mary: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Alison* Hell.
Fanny, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?
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The first time Fanny met Humphrey
Fanny: You can see me?
Humphrey: Oh, yes. Quite clearly, in fact.
Fanny: Ah, you're a ghost, too.
Humphrey: Well spotted.
Fanny: It was the head under your arm. That gave me a clue.
#I'm listening to wyrd Sisters at the Moment and this Made me think of them#gnu terry pratchett#incorrect ghosts quotes#BBC Ghosts#lady button#lady fanny button#Sir Humphrey bone#Humphrey my Goldhaas
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Mary: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Alpha, pointing at Cardinal Copia: YOU ARE LIKE PAPA
#ghost#👻#ghost band#ghost ghouls#ghouls#tobias forge#the band ghost#the clergy#ghost b.c.#ghosts#heavy metal#metal music#music#meme#funny#lol#incorrect ghosts quotes#incorrect quotes#quotes#stranger things#stranger things reference#st#eleven
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An average Family Meeting at the Button House.
#istg#The ghost’s operate on a steady diet of just:#wow! thats a lot to unpack#…lets not!#kitty bbc ghosts#julian bbc ghosts#the captain#captain bbc ghosts#six idiots#incorrect quotes#incorrect ghosts quotes#source: inside job#bbc ghosts fanart#bbc ghosts comic
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