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Incorrect BBC Ghosts Quotes
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Alison: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Alison: And I started thinking.
Alison: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Alison: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Humphrey: Are you ok?
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Pat: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Captain: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Julian: I’m quick at math.
Thomas: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?
Julian: 24.
Thomas: That wasn’t even close.
Julian: But it was quick.
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Mary: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*
Alison: Hey, Mary, how was your day?
Mary: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Alison* Hell.
Fanny, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?
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Thomas: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
Kitty: His name was Jared he's 19.
Robin: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Captain, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Mary, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Fanny: Horrible job everyone.
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Robin: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Alison, used to Robin being dumb: Sure...
Robin: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Alison: Okay?
Robin: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Alison:
Robin: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Alison: Jesus, that one is a little-
Thomas, interested: No, no, Robin, keep going.
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Humphrey: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
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Alison: What's two plus two?
Mary: Math.
Alison: ...I will accept that answer.
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Julian: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.
Robin: All good bro, any time.
Julian: Fuck you.
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Alison, looking at the squad: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
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Kitty: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
Alison: Wait, what’s the difference?
Kitty: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
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Pat: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:
Pat: Julian, what the actual FUCK?
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Pat: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident.”
Julian: Actually, you can’t.
Mary: Not since the accident.
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Humphrey: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
Captain: Humphrey, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.
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Captain to Pat, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
Robin, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Kitty: That sounds so threatening…
Julian: The Wedding Games…
Mary: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Pat: Beautiful.
Captain: Fuck all of you!
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Thomas: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Captain: You looked in a mirror?
Thomas: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
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Julian: I’m never donating blood ever again.
Julian: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!
Julian: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?
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