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callieyanderechan · 4 months

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It freaks me out that TBOSAS takes place over a TWO MONTH PERIOD, TWO MONTHS! IN JUST TWO MONTHS CORIOLANUS SNOW

Become a mentor in the hunger games

Watched his friend get stabbed with a bottle

Sung the national anthem at his friends funeral where her murderer was dangled and paraded through the streets

Watched his other friend get bit by a deadly snake

Was in a bombing

Saw his bitten friend with scales and yellow eyes in the middle of the night in his hospital room

Went into the arena to get his fake friend

Murdered a child

Fell in love with a bad bitch

Helped said bad bitch poison a child

Tampered with deadly snakes to save his bad bitch

Got his life fucked by a grown man with a grudge

Became a soldier

Saw someone get hung

Started a lifelong fued with a FUCKING breed of bird

Swam in a lake

Recorded his fake friend talking about breaking out a convict

Murdered a spoiled rich girl

Watched his bad bitchs ex get murdered

Got his fake friend hung

Ran away to the woods with his bad bitch

Decided he hated nature

Had a mental breakdown

Tried to kill her

Went home

Took over his dead fake friends life

Killed the old man with a grudge

#like #imagine all that happening to you #in TWO MONTHS #I'd have a mental breakdown too #callieyanderechan #callie's thoughts💭#tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #ballad of songbirds and snakes #coriolanus smut #coriolanus #coryo #coryo snow

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knowcelsius · 3 months

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Astarion reading my fanfic

He is not impressed...

Sorry, Astarion! It's your fault for being like that :)

If you’re interested in the fic, it’s Cordyceps Pains Its Host. 20k words, Astarion-centric whump, h/c, and body horror:) Also features: Gale being a good friend!

Or swing by my ao3 account for some other flavors of Astarion-centric whump.

#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 brainrot #astarion whump #bg3 fic #bg3 fanfiction #my art #don't come at me I am a writer not an artist *sob*#astarion disapproves #I can't help but whump him #I wrote 100k words of Atarion whump #IN TWO MONTHS #yes i'm fine thank you for asking #i love astarion #but in a very very strange way

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machiavellli · 7 days

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I got invited to a wedding in Greece 🧍‍♀️

Mamma mia experience?????

#IN TWO MONTHS #ALSO THE COUPLE IS SO YOUNG (19&20) AND I #I WASNT EXPECTING THAT #anyway 😀#GREECE #my blog stuff #personal

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rhinozilla · 8 months

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Aaand another family get-together just came up today. Something I cannot opt out of. I have to go to this. I have to go be a functional human.

And it's out of town family coming in who WILL want to come see my house, and my house is in the middle of a deep declutter project, which I had set today specifically aside to do while I had a scheduled day home alone. It looks like a bomb went off in here. I'm literally IN THE MIDDLE of it and just found out I have to be presentable in two hours.

I just needed ONE GODDAMN DAY to myself. Why is this such an impossible ask? FUCK.

#i was just starting to feel okay and now im crying again #BECAUSE I CANT KEEP THIS UP #nothing i hate more than my free time being hijacked with no say in it #im an awful person #but i havent had an uninterrupted day to myself #with no expectations or deadlines or plans #in two months #IM LOSING MY MIND

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absentmoon · 6 months

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yeah i get your roomates are loud constantly and quiet time is keeping you alive Take This Fucking Loud Ass Fridge Right Now Right Now Youre nothing

#daisy.txt #'and dont forget to say thank you:)' every day i get closer #how are you guys plsnning on bringing it back DOWN THE STAIRS #in TWO MONTHS

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somerandomgal19 · 1 year

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WHO CARES ABOUT FUCKING FORTUNE! COME HOME RIGHT NOW!

DID YOU REALLY LEAVE YOUR DAUGHTER BEHIND JUST TO MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY?!

#love and pies #love and pies spoilers #WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK #AMELIA HAS REINVIGORATED YOUR CAFE #PUT IN A GYM #A LIBRARY #A TREE HOUSE #A SPA #A GREEN HOUSE #IN TWO MONTHS #I BET SHE’S MADE MORE MONEY WITH THIS THAN WHATEVER YOU’RE DIVING INTO #ALL WHILE GOING THROUGH FRAUD #SPYING #BLACKMAIL #DEFAMATION #I AM DONE WITH YOUR ASS #COME THE FUCK HOME

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bandydear · 1 year

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Jfc I got my T4 from my last job and they paid me 15,500 for 10 months of work, I was supposed to be making 62,000/year jesus fucking christ

#for comparison #at my current job i made 15 #in two months

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diari0deglierrori · 11 months

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Ooh don’t pretend you care about me or my life now, literally since I left we’ve talked less than 10 times and I just checked and I was the one to start the conversation every single time

#in two months #tiredtiredtired #why would I ever want to go back there seriously rn it would only be for a handful of relatives nothing else

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dontfeeltoohot · 2 years

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Have I written 8 steddie fics in the past 48 hours? Maybe. Am I mad about it? Nope.

#this is going to be a Schitts Creek thing all over again #60+ fics #in two months #oops

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thetimetravellercat · 1 year

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The administration: oh no, we can't update your identity as per the law, because, see, we're too scared you're going to try to get your driving license in the next 2 months with your old ID, and if that happens, you won't be allowed to and you're going to be mad at us!

Me: buddy, I'm so bad at driving, thinking I can get my driving license in less than two months is so delusional it's funny

The administration: sorry, but we're too scared you'll get mad at us later if we believe you

Me: so if I read this right, you would rather I get mad at you now?

The administration:

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shoomlah · 7 months

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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

#good omens #gomens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #my art #made with stolen time over the course of two extremely busy months but I'm so glad its done #Aziraphale's reading a first folio obviously #cones of dunshire voice: it's about the DETAILS #extremely excited to introduce everyone to this song about DEEPLY YEARNING for someone who annoys the hell out of you #its a banger

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andry-di · 4 months

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Am I late to the party?

#infinity train #it #tulip olsen #mikayla #comics #ad24 #first drawing of 2024 #I'm going insane #it's been a month since the last time I've drawn more that a two page comics

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ato-dato · 7 months

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Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you

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artkaninchenbau · 1 month

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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rudjedet · 8 months

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#*finds hornets nest*#*throws large rock at it*#no need to scroll the blog for recent drama #this just crops up every two months or so so i thought i'd beat it to the punch this time

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transmonstera · 5 months

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BE UNPALATABLE / SHOW YOUR TEETH

[IMAGE ID: "changing your taste for the cissexuals' palate is to sacrifice your own tongue" in black text. there are wolves on either side of the text with a black border and white background. black stars and trans symbols decorate the image. END]

#trans #trans art #transgender #transsexual #transmasc #transfem #nonbinary #queer #queer art #lgbtqart #lgbt #transmonstera #two posts in one day after months of silence i sure know how to spoil you all huh

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