It freaks me out that TBOSAS takes place over a TWO MONTH PERIOD, TWO MONTHS! IN JUST TWO MONTHS CORIOLANUS SNOW
Become a mentor in the hunger games
Watched his friend get stabbed with a bottle
Sung the national anthem at his friends funeral where her murderer was dangled and paraded through the streets
Watched his other friend get bit by a deadly snake
Was in a bombing
Saw his bitten friend with scales and yellow eyes in the middle of the night in his hospital room
Went into the arena to get his fake friend
Murdered a child
Fell in love with a bad bitch
Helped said bad bitch poison a child
Tampered with deadly snakes to save his bad bitch
Got his life fucked by a grown man with a grudge
Became a soldier
Saw someone get hung
Started a lifelong fued with a FUCKING breed of bird
Swam in a lake
Recorded his fake friend talking about breaking out a convict
Murdered a spoiled rich girl
Watched his bad bitchs ex get murdered
Got his fake friend hung
Ran away to the woods with his bad bitch
Decided he hated nature
Had a mental breakdown
Tried to kill her
Went home
Took over his dead fake friends life
Killed the old man with a grudge
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eventually some poor whickber street shopkeeper is going to draw the short straw and be sent over to the dirty donkey to ply info from the drunk and clearly devastated crowley while his defenses are down and they’ll be utterly shocked and horrified when crowley slurs out the explanation that aziraphale has “gone to heaven”
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Stuart sending Neil a copy of every fbi report to his name and the foxes making a day out of flipping through every file
Matt: “You WATERBOARDED someone?!?”
Neil: “Twice. The other file must be here somewhere”
Nicky, whispering: “…what the fuck is joy riding”
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