#in my heterosexual era
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me looking at my pastel pink hello kitty backpack fully feeling how stupidly happy it makes me and realizing i’ve spent months of my life over-performing masculinity both so i could feel like i could be remotely desired by her and also so she was able to respect me as a person
#i’m eating lunch on the counter and the bag is on the dining table and it’s so pretty i love it so much#in my heterosexual era
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Perth Nakhun and Kogamine Kiita at Horipro Actors Live [x]
#edit: updated the caption with the info lmao thank u everyone in the notes for context#me: sigh now perth’s living in japan he probably won’t be in any more BLs :( time for his heterosexuality era :(#perth: brb lemme find a man to gaze into the eyes of while i carry him in my arms bridal style.#fjdksksks??#perth nakhun#kogamine kiita
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i have woken from my slumber to spread the word of Rocket Executive Nanu committing arson.
Rocket Executive Juno, a young Nanu working under Madame Boss before his time at Ipol. He is still just as tired as he is as a cranky old man, and is arguably even crankier back in these days. Hot-headed and spoiling for a fight, he's usually the first of the old guard executives to get his hands dirty.
He hasn't started training meowth yet... so his ace is Sableye!
Rocket Executive Epsilon, Nanu's usual partner and the only person in HQ who can stand his depressing ass. He trains new grunts and coordinates field missions and the establishment of Madame's new properties for Team Rocket. He is also saddled with the most annoying twin gremlins in the world for children (Petrel and Faba, who Nanu occasionally gets stuck babysitting.)
His ace is Lucario!
With their powers combined, they commit felonies, watch spaghetti westerns, and talk shit about Larry (who is also a former Rocket executive, sorry its canon i dont make the rules)
#rocket executive nanu#oc#pokemon#team rocket#kuraart#rotating rocket executive nanu in my mind#crying sobbing hes my favorite#they are the gayest heterosexual life partners in my head#i want to write more madame boss-era fics with nanu and if i dont i will explode#anyways.#please look at my son#and his arson-committing ways#now i return to sleepybye#.
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Just kidding I'm sadly grateful that happened. The only Media I would really stop is house MD
#coincidentally 13 year old alice went from straight spy movie to 14 year old alice#hashtag hilson era. and it broke something in me forever#i have escaped it right now for my heterosexuality era part II. but believe me! it will be back.
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koncassie is so phenomenally boring like they had absolutely zero chemistry for their entire 5 years of writing. frankly not even a hint of interest. the most flirting-with-cassie that kon did wasn't even kon! it was his evil clone. and then literally out of nowhere someone was like "oh you know what would be groundbreaking. if the blonde wonder girl was dating the brunet superboy. that would be caraaaazayyy omgggg" and we were forced to watch the two most stereotypically cisheterosexual cardboard cutouts of a meathead and Blonde Girl #4 kiss for like the next 8 years
#geoff johns era was such a fucking disservice and we know this but oh my god#even ignoring the geoff johnsery koncassie was probably the worst possible thing for their character development#maybe it's because they were so ugly during and after the johns era but... it's so fucking boring#oh wow another vanilla skinny blonde x brunet jock heterosexual couple. this is so novel. i am shocked.#p
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the tv tropes page for bunny and the bull (2009) has me CRYING
#HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNERS SNSBDHDKLS#also ''at least for bunny''?? we gonna ignore the whole Stephen ''i dont want to shag any women'' Turnbull thing#so interesting that this film came out before the queerb*iting era#back in the good old days when you could be a bit gay for funsies and not just to profit off young lgbt people#bunny and the bull#bunny and the bull (2009)#my posts
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that Noah frat party pic is messing with my suspension of disbelief
#byler#i get it#he's having his Miley can't be tamed era#but the snapback is too heterosexual for my bigoted gay ass#but i get him#i had my early 20s 1989 straight era where I wore nothing but matching sets of cropped tops and mini skirts#but it still hurts to see for some reason#ok he's clearly on a journey
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i need a new fictional woman to obsess about
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Being a A Lesbian is very fun because occasionally you will be literally eating chicken in front of your coworker while chatting about how you went out for dinner with your Woman Fiancée in Brooklyn and he will say, "you're a vegetarian, right?"
#lord help me#the only other Gay is a 50yo boss and we are not on the level wher e I can be like#these heterosexuals you hired amirite#admittedly#my work uniform these days is long skirt and birkenstocks so#so i am in my Hippie Gay Era
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I can see how ppl didn’t like how mj looked in the 90s because he was caked with makeup but idk. History era is my favourite. I love the makeup and I love his androgynous look. Just my two cents
#1996 is one of my fave years of mj#he looked so full and his thighs were thick during that first leg of the tour#probably was at his most healthy weight there#he filled those gold pants#ramblings#idk if it’s just me who sees the androgyny in him in the mid 90s#or if I’m just crazy lmao#but i do kinda see it#ppl say he had it in the bad era.. bro he had it from bad-history imo#before anyone says anything yes i know he was heterosexual yes he was cis he just chose to dress that way#but he definitely looked effeminate and there is absolutely nothing wrong with taht#he looked effeminate yet masculine at the same time tho. to me.#and thats what im tying to say#kinda sad i have to even say this but you know people on the internet#god forbid a man like him looks feminine in some way shape or form
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It's me. I'm the cis, heterosexual, aromantic man. I will never marry, I will never be married, I will grow into middle age and elder age and I will die unmarried. I will be forced to support a household of myself on only my wages alone for the rest of my life. I will be asked about women and marriage and children by my family for the rest of my life (or men, the progressive ones might say). I may not ever come out to them. I feel like I burned my coming out on something stupid. I don't want to explain it. I don't want to run them through the definitions and intricacies. I don't want the acceptance without understanding, placating me with ceased questions and poor explanations to other, drunk adults.
I like my hair to be long, I spent a year with it dyed a golden blonde with dark roots because I like the trashy party girl aesthetic. I want to dye it again with pink tips. I like painting my nails, black and blue are my favorite colors. I like wearing chokers. I also like wearing baggy jeans and ratty hoodies. I like having stubble. I like having chest hair. I like having a square jaw and broad shoulders. I wish I had a flatter stomach and a thinner profile frame. I don't know what this makes me, perhaps this is something no more GNC than Machine Gun Kelly. I think about this a lot, how queer my appearance truly is. I should think about it less. I have thought long and hard about if I could be trans or if I could be non-binary or if I could be genderqueer and the conclusion I ultimately came to is that I most enjoy being a man open to whatever self-expression I want.
I don't date, but I've thought about it. I would like to meet people, and I would like to have sex with them. But I don't want to hurt them. I fear if I explain what I am beforehand it'll scare them away. I fear if I explain after they'll feel manipulated or abused. I don't know how many people in the dating scene want what I want. I fear my own lack of experience will make me a bad lay, an embarrassing story to tell to confidants in hindsight. I fear my own virginity, a boundary to those I wish to be like. All of these fears are baseless, as I've not been able to even begin a single relationship in my life. Despite this I still heavily identify with terms like "slut" and "manwhore" and "thot" because my interests lay so deeply within casual sex, sex without great intimacy or emotion. This may be some form of stolen valor. I hope the true sluts are not too mad at me.
I made this blog several years ago because a mutual of mine reblogged memes making fun of aro and ace people, making fun of the concept of aphobia, and in addition well known aphobes. I didn't feel comfortable talking about aro stuff on my main blog, for as little as I talk about it. Living through the ace discourse of the 2016 era has largely caused me to cringe in embarrassment any time I am forced to discuss my orientation with people who aren't aro or ace themselves. I no longer follow this person. I unfollowed many people I was mutuals with from that time, most of them because they posted too often about how much they hated men and I didn't want to see that, some because our interests simply drifted too far apart, only one for explicit aphobia reasons. (Also one because they became a "both sides are bad, any vote is wasted" libertarian, but that's unrelated.)
I guess at this point I don't care deeply about what strangers on the internet think of me. If a trusted friend told me that they don't think I'm truly queer that may hurt. But I am going to continue to use the word for myself. I take up no resources. I go to events that are open to me. If an event was not open to me, I think I'd not want to go anyways. I am not a hypothetical, I am not a strawman, I am a person with lived experiences both within and exterior to the queer community. If you hate me, I will permit you to continue to do so. But ultimately, I am who I am, I cannot change these facts, and I would not choose to do so even if I could.
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heterosexual regency era flop - my ttrpg girl
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Straight culture is booktok
#booktok#it’s so aggressively heterosexual to me and all of the books they recommend are shit#I’m in my I fucking hate booktok era and I’ve been in it for five months now and it’s not getting any better#I like books and I follow queer book accounts#so the algorithm is shoving this shit down my throat#I fucking hate the straight people on booktok with everything in me#It is all a bunch of 47-year-old wine moms who aren’t being satisfied sexually by their husband
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tomblr discourse in the monster high universe must be something else.
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What would I do without cherry smoothies... probably die again 💔
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Of freaking course the frilly daywalker is a vegan 😒 bet you do witchcraft too you dirty hippie
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WTF is that lol
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i t burns. wh at did you do to me .
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^-^
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Ok but Dead Fast: Night of the Living (2002) has no business being considered the worst Dead Fast movie when the MCU (Murder Cinematic Universe) not only retconned his origin story to make him a virus zombie rather than a curse zombie (which throws off his entire arc about being something more than his deeds!) AND made him be allied with B.L.I.G.H.T. of all organizations because Like say what you will about NOTL and the forced heterosexual romantic plot but at least 1) it gets what makes Dead Fast a hero and 2) GIVES HIS LOVE INTEREST A PERSONALITY AND SOMETHING TO DO
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Literally
Also they made the villain Dr. Igorable's motivations so laughable like..... so his wife got turned into a zombie and he wants to cure her? Ok? Did she ask for it? She doesn't even have any groaning lines. Im not even a zombie but that was offensive as hell. Like in the original comics he wants to straight up undo all forms of zombism forever
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NO FR LIKE....... so suddenly the eugenics obsessed human is tragic because being a zombie must be such a tragedy you guyyyysssss -_- and wanting to get rid of an entire monster type is ok. I swear that movie has turned monster attitudes towards zombies back into the 80s
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I am not sure if I'm overstepping here but, furthermore, the addition of Pendulum to the movie was unnecesary. Stereotyping shapeshifters as untrustworthy and traitorous is something of a past era. Either leave the character behind, or change it entirely.
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Jackson I love you and I love your takes. but you type like a Victorian in his deathbed ;-;
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The MCU is so dreadful, it's irrevocably turned me into one.
#It has also substracted years off my lives.
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^ aquarium!
#lagoona's originals #ocean #sealife #ah-! so refreshing <- aesth tag
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Not to vague anyone but some of you have to shut the freak up about the ocean. You don't see me making little dioramas of the Malebolge because I'm not a little cringelet like you lmao
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If you don't freaking love the ocean don't follow the ocean tag. Yes that goes for @666firepit666, square up and fight me if you're so brave Heath!!!!
#lagoona's originals #personal #more skulls for my skull collection!!!
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Day 1 no toxic doomed yuri
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WRONG SIDEBLOG
#stop reblogging this
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Got a new arm! Can't wait to try it out!
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try it out how 🤨
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Building a wretched creature out of corpses, of course!
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OH that was a double entendre! You should be ashamed of yourself!
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I would never use my arms for violent purposes!
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Lagoona dragged me into the pool and now my hair is out 😡
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Skull issue.
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skull issue
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Skull issue. Take the L
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Skull issue ^-^
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skull issue lmao
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Skull issue! I dont know what that means but I'm sure it relates to your experience!
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SKULL ISSUEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!
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Your own cousin 🥲
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I AM NOT RELATED TO ANY BALD PEOPLE
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Alright, who stole my sinister amulet?
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Especially in the poisonous era of Trump, masculinity in all forms is suspect, often labeled as toxic within queer communities, even when it is attached to a body assigned female at birth. As my patient Ash has discovered, you only have to declare a masculine identity to be seen as a potential violator. Testosterone is not even required; the simple appellation will do. Suspicion and rejection of female/AFAB masculinity within the queer communities is not entirely new. Butch phobia has long been an issue in the lesbian community, and masculine females, including masculine heterosexual, cisgender women, are sometimes treated as if they possess male privilege. Such treatment misses the point that female masculinity is not tantamount to male masculinity but, being neither “proper” femininity nor “genuine” masculinity, condenses two gender transgressions in one. “Butches also suffer sexism,” Jack Halberstam reminds us, “butches also experience misogyny; butches may not be strictly women, but they are not exempt from female trouble.” Butches may be doubly targeted—as women and as women who are “failing” feminine gender. Transmasculine people can fall into misogynistic and femme-phobic thinking (like all of us living under patriarchy), and cis-assumed trans men, especially, may possess some aspects of male privilege (e.g., they are “straightforwardly” read as male and thus may enjoy the prizing extended to cis men). However, while they may not identify as women, they, too, are not exempt from female (or male!) trouble since they are themselves acutely aware of how quickly those privileges can be stripped away if their trans status should become known.
— Don’t Take Up Space: How the Patriarchy Works to Undermine Trans Communities from Within by Griffin Hansbury (emphasis by me)
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