#im watching The Big Fight rn and I just keep on thinking of how exhausted they must all be
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#im watching The Big Fight rn and I just keep on thinking of how exhausted they must all be#critical role#cr2#critical role 2#mighty nein#essek thelyss#caleb widogast#shadogast#shadowgast#which one is it again????#anyway#chekhov draws cr
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buttercup ⇢ pt one
⇢ pairing: yoongi x fem!reader
⇢ genre: smut + slight angst
⇢ au: college!au, fwb!au, stoner!yoongi, assholeish!yoongi, fuckboyish!yoongi fwb to lovers trope
⇢ word count: 6k+
⇢ warnings: smut, honestly mostly porn, unprotected sex, recreational use of drugs & alcohol, dirty talk, praise, degradation, ridiculously excessive use of pet names, fingering, dom!Yoongi, unprotected sex, slight dumbification (whoops), hair pulling, creampie??, oral (f receiving), pussy slaping, reader has a thing for Yoongi’s hands because who doesn’t, reader and yoongi are both sarcastic and oblivious, this part is basically pwp.
⇢ synopsis: Min Yoongi wears leather jackets, fucks you like he hates you, spends most of his days on the wrong side of a blunt, and calls you the sweetest names when no one else is around. And you definitely aren’t falling in love with him.
⇢ author’s note: so yes, buttercup is being cut up into two parts thanks to a lot of my life getting uprooted this week!!! ill spare you the details but everything is really chaotic rn so im sorry this isnt exactly what i promised :( thank u for all the insane amont of love ive gotten so far. this is a pretty um... filthy piece of writing skfjsd and it’s definitely not perfect and id love to get better with everything i put out on here but i hope u guys enoy ily xx
If there was a magic lantern hidden somewhere on the campus of this university, you’d find it and your first wish would be to make it so that no one found out about this whole illicit affair you’ve been having with Min Yoongi. The secrecy was fun, sexy like you guys had a whole Mr. and Mrs. Smith thing going on. Or something. Your second wish would be to make his dick vibrate.
But then he just had to go and go down on you in a bathroom during a party at the Beta Tau Rho house, not even a month into the fall semester, knowing you wouldn’t be able to be quiet or subtle at all. And he was so smug about it too, the fucker.
You can still feel the embarrassment buzzing under the surface of your cheeks from when you walked out that bathroom door and a dozen frat boys and mutual friends of yours and Yoongi’s were out there, waiting for the two of you to emerge and giving you a round of applause when you did. Yoongi had just laughed and rolled his eyes before leading you to the kitchen to get the pair of you some drinks. He’s always been particularly good at brushing that shit off of his shoulder. You aren’t, but you’re pretty good at pretending.
Maybe you should have ended it all that night. Of course, you didn’t. You figured, hey, you’re young and in school so fuck making good decisions. Of course, the fact that no other guy has ever been able to dick you down nearly as well as Min Yoongi can is probably a huge contributing factor.
Sure he might be grumpy, and sarcastic, and he tries way too hard to look cool and nonchalant, but he’s also the first guy to ever make you squirt. And you’re pretty sure that the way he waxes poetic about your pussy would make even Shakespeare swoon. So maybe the pros outweigh the cons, but only just.
“I can’t believe you’ve been getting Yoongi dick for almost three full months and haven’t divulged every single detail and vein to me, you cold, uncaring bitch-” Jimin’s voice is far too loud for the student-run coffee shop the two of you regulared every Sunday; a tradition that Jimin always insisted upon. He loves his traditions almost as much as he loves destroying any personal boundaries between the two of you.
“Keep going Park, see if I ever buy your coffee again.”
“Don’t change the subject,” You can’t say you’re surprised that Jimin is reacting like this. Self-proclaimed ‘disaster bisexual,’ Jimin was one of the very first friends you made back when you were a shy, barely functioning freshman.
He actually introduced you to all his frat brothers, and a large number of the people you now call your friends. Including Yoongi, whose dick seems to be a reoccurring topic between you and… most people you know. Even if they weren’t at that dumb party, Jungkook made sure that every living being that stepped onto campus was aware of the newly found out fuckbuddies.
“We don’t keep anything from each other, Y/N,” He’s whining over his coffee now, full lips perched in that pretty pout that he regularly uses to his advantage. “I even told you about that time I puked on Namjoon’s dick in our second year!”
“Mmm, and I wish you hadn’t told me, Minnie-” The visual still haunts you, but Jimin has never had any predilections when it came to oversharing, especially not with people who have the misfortune of being his best friends. “‘Sides, I didn’t figure it was important, the whole Yoongi thing-”
“His dick, you mean.”
“Because it’s not like we’re getting married,” You carefully ignore him, a useful habit you’ve picked up three years into being his friend. “Just sex, remember?”
“So fucking what? You told me how you sucked Jeon’s cock in a movie theatre less than twelve hours after it happened-” You take a large gulp of your own iced coffee to busy yourself when the shameful memory is brought up. Not shameful because of the promiscuity of the act, no you’re an adult, thank you very much, but rather because of the boy you performed them on. Jeon Jungkook is now more of an annoying younger brother to you than anything. Not to mention he’s got a giant mouth that couldn’t keep a secret even if it killed him.
“Jesus you could’ve picked any other example-” You groan out as Jimin smirked, receiving the exact reaction from you he wanted. You think you’d have learned by now. “I’m sorry, okay? You big baby.”
“Hey, you’re on thin ice,” He points an accusatory finger at you and you have to fight the urge to smack it out of your face. “Now you have to make it up to me.”
You sigh- Jimin can really be exhausting when you’re only half a medium coffee in. “And how do you expect me to do that, Park.”
“Dick details, fucking obviously,” He says it like you’re a moron for even asking. And maybe you are. “Well details in general, I guess. You know, the basics; length, girth, does he make you call him daddy, is he good- I mean he must be un-fucking-real if you’ve been bouncing on it for three goddamn months, you whore.”
“I’m not giving you measurements, Jimin, I’ve yet to take a tape measure to it- and stop assuming everyone has a daddy kink just ‘cause you do.”
“Okay, vanilla bitch. You’re lucky I already know he’s got a monster cock from that time he streaked at that post-mid-term party next year.”
“Then why’d you even ask?”
“To see if you’d tell me the truth. It was a test and you failed.”
“I may be a college student but you’re gonna have to threaten me with a little more than a failing grade to spook me,” You roll your eyes playfully- there’s no real threat in his words, there never is.
“You’re right, I’m sure you’d much rather be punished by Yoongi, huh?”
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Watching Yoongi roll a joint, his long, slender and experienced fingers moving quickly and deftly, has always had this near hypnotizing-like effect on you. His apartment smells like weed, the scent never surprising and would almost be overwhelming if you weren’t so used to it by now. The sight alone is almost enough to make you wet. But you’re stronger than that- except for when you’re not.
Sexy hands aside, but unfortunately not on you, you’re thankful for his cannabis-related expertise because a) you can’t roll one yourself to save your life and b) despite normally reserving your consumption habits for parties, you feel like you deserve a fat one after the week you’ve had. What with, you know, the stress of having every student on campus knowing about yours and Yoongi’s torrid affair, thanks to fucking Jeon Jungkook. Brat. Plus incessant goading from both Jimin and your roommate, Irene- equally angry as Jimin about your worst kept secret- has only made you sink further into your insecure and paranoid thoughts.
The weed would help, you’d told yourself when your phone pinged with that much anticipated what’re u up 2? late night text from the raven-haired devil himself. Yep, it was the weed, the comforting blanket of getting high. And had nothing to do with the boy that was offering them. Not even his fat cock or magnetic pull he seemed to have on you.
“Alright, dove,” He says from his spot on his worn-out single-dorm couch- the names don’t tend to surprise you the way they used to. You kinda figured that the affection-starved Yoongi had just you know… gotten comfortable with the girl he had been fucking for the last couple of months. No big deal. Sure they made your heart swell and your panties dampen, but then it could be looked at as a positive.
He looks up at you from his spot on the couch, where he’s uncomfortably hunched over the table as he works and notices how you’re looking rather spaced out- not entirely rare for you. He’s used to the hundred-mile stare you tend to adopt when deep in thought, though it’s considerably less common for a sober you.
“Dove?” Nothing. “Y/N?” It’s the use of your actual name from his lips that finally grabs your attention. You finally turn your head to look at him, the glaze of deep thought finally leaving your eyes. An eyebrow quirks to let him know you’ve heard him, but his gaze remains piercing and unwavering on yours. “You need to stop worrying so much, dove.”
“That’s what the weed is for, Yoongs.”
“The weed? You’re just here so I can smoke you out then, huh? No ulterior motives, hm?” His tone is as dry and sarcastic as ever, qualities he had quickly become known for around campus. He shurgs “Fine. Just here to sesh. C’mere then.”
You scoot closer to his side of the couch, not even thinking twice before listening to him. His tongue is tantalizing as he licks the rolling paper, even if he doesn’t mean it to be. He’s almost always tantalizing to you.
“Don’t be grumpy. You invited me over,” Your words are softer than you meant, but your proximity to him makes you feel stilted. He was right, you really needed a smoke, more on edge than ever.
“Well, technically,” He starts, unlit, perfectly rolled joint now perched between his lips. He grabs at your legs before continued so that you were resting sideways on the black couch, legs strewn over legs, thighs touching thighs. “I invited the best pussy on campus over.” You crinkle your nose at his bluntness.
“Yoongi-” You scold indignantly and pinch at a well-toned bicep. “Don’t be an asshole, you asshole.” He grins despite the insult like he’d expected it. Or he’s revelling in it.
“You know I’m just fucking around, angel,” His arm tucks around your waist comfortably, pulling you even closer. “Tryna chill you out. I can tell when you’re all strung out. I know how you,” He pokes you in the middle of the forehead, still grinning, as you pout from being called strung out. “Tick.”
He really does, doesn't he? The thought is mildly terrifying, and you think that Yoongi might be too smart or his own good sometimes. When he’s not smoking himself into another dimension, that is.
He leans back into his seat, uncurling from around you to finally light up. A few sparks later and the room is fogging up with overly pungent smoke- the cheap smell makes you think that he probably bought it off of Hobi, too lazy to go any further off-campus than his own block of apartments to one of the nice but relatively affordable dispensaries. You crinkle your nose at the scent, grateful he’s too distracted to notice since he’d probably just tease you for liking the fancy shit more. At least you trust Hobi, and he lives only two buildings down from Yoongi. Truly an age of convenience.
A few passes, tokes, whatevers later, and you’re feeling substantially... floaty. You’ve completely relaxed, choosing to lie down rather than put the effort into sitting up, though your legs are still thrown across your equally high counterpart’s. What’s left of the roach is left to burn in one of many strategically placed ashtrays around the apartment, this one being on the living room table.
Yoongi has barely moved in the past while, head resting lazily on the back of the couch, black hair messy and his neck- which is somehow handsome to you- stretched out, and hands resting against your bare knees. You’ve barely paid him any mind, the silence nothing but comforting and easy.
Which is why you can’t help but jolt just a little in surprise when those hands, the hypnotizing ones you’re so obsessed with suddenly start creeping up your legs, halfway up your thighs, carefully kneading the supple flesh he finds there. He chuckles at your reaction, finally picking his up his head to watch you through heavy-lidded eyes. “Bet you’re extra sensitive right now, huh petal?” He doesn’t have to bet because he knows it’s true, knows how needy you get when you’ve smoked. And he loves it- it’s why he never makes you pay for any of the times he smokes you out.
“Fuck off,” You whine at his light-hearted teasing, but Yoongi just giggles- he fucking giggles- in response, hands still travelling the expanse of your thighs.
“Be nice,” His words are still jovial, but there’s a gruffness behind them that sends a shiver down your spine, despite the relative stuffiness of his living room.
“I am nice, you’re just a dick,” You pout- childish, but you can’t quite come up with anything more clever at the moment. The jab may be weaker than your usual quips, but Yoongi seems to have decided it’s enough to warrant a punishment of sorts, as he sends a quick slap onto your thigh. It’s certainly not the harshest hit you’ve received from him, it’s more playful than anything, but it’s enough to make you whine, not even noticing when your own hands jump down to grab at him and your now sore flesh.
His eyes take on a new sort of darkness, beyond the dilated pupils from the high he’s in the middle of as he grabs at your wrists, any assault you had planned halting in its tracks. His large hands that you’ve drooled over- figuratively and literally- many a time are big enough that he only needs one of them to hold both of yours steady. He uses his grip on you to yank you back up to a sitting position, where your noses almost touch and you can feel his breath fan across your lips.
“I told you, I know how you tick,” He lets his tongue swipe out to wet his lips, the act distracts you and makes you mimic it with your own tongue and lips. The smirk he gives you is all at once wicked and panty dampening. “Which means I know you like it when I’m mean. I know you like when I treat you like this, like my little slut,” The word makes you draw in a breath as your face reddens in humiliation and tension. “And- and I know you’re probably soaking through your panties right now, all over my couch. Making a fucking mess.”
It infuriates you to no end how right he is as your breaths come out shaky and uneven as you feel your pussy flutter around nothing beneath your shorts and panties.
“Aren’t you?” His tone doesn’t leave room for playfulness anymore, and you’re nodding dumbly before you can give it a second thought. “Good girl.”
He doesn’t give you any time to bask in the praise before he’s leaning in to capture your lips in a searing and sloppy kiss. He’s domineering even in the way he kisses you, teeth biting and tongue sweeping into your own mouth as he revels in the small sounds that escape you. His hands leave your wrists, freeing them so you can grip onto raven locks with a newly freed hand as his own wrap around your waist.
Every sense is filled with him, and it is all at once comforting and exhilarating.
He tugs and roughly manhandles you so that you’re properly astride his denim-covered thighs, your lips never untangling in the process. When your lips finally do come apart, it’s with a lewd sound and a gasp from your mouth. He’s still smirking.
“Gonna fuck you so good petal,” Yoongi has always been so blunt and unforgiving, whether in bed or out and it had been one of the things that first attracted you to him, besides his obvious good looks.
Before the two of you had even gotten together, when you were friends who didn’t fuck on the regular, you had even mustered up the courage to touch yourself to the thought of him speaking to you like this- your own fingers circling your clit and delving into yourself without abandon. You had only been able to imagine up a fraction of his sexual prowess.
Like the time only a few weeks ago you admitted to him in a foggy haze, high than you think you’d ever been. how you’d brought yourself to climax with images and soundbites of him flitting through your head. He’d immediately made you put on a show for him- recreating those nights, but this time with him sitting feet away from you and ignoring your pleas for him to touch you.
Right now, however, the only things keeping you grounded in reality is the feeling of the muscles in his thighs flexing beneath you, though nowhere near where you truly ache to be touched, and one of his hands brutishly tangled in your hair, pulling harshly so he can have easy access to your neck. Plush lips start soft, kissing and licking at the skin there, before his teeth join in, biting and sucking like he loves the taste of you (because he does).
“Y-yoongi-” You’re trying to keep the whimpers at bay, like maybe if you stop yourself from seeming so turned on so fast it’ll get him to fuck you faster. “C’mon, just fuck me already.”
“So demanding for such a needy bitch,” He has you squirming on his lap and you don’t know why you thought you had any power over him left. “Have you forgotten your place? Can’t think of anything else but getting fucked, huh?”
You nod in agreement, but find out he must want a verbal response when you’re met with a sharp spank to your ass that has you squealing and bucking into his lap. “Yeah, yeah Yoongi ‘m sorry, just need it.”
“I know, baby, I know, you can’t even help it when you get all messy like this, I know,” You can’t decide whether his words are sweet or patronizing when he coos at you like that, but either way he’s got you another pair of panties.
“Need you to fix it, Yoongs,” All pride is out the window when he’s got you like this, and you love pleading with him to give you what you want almost as much as likes making you beg.
“I will,” He gives you one more harsh bite to the junction of your neck and your shoulder that you know will blossom into a bruise just in time for your 10 AM class tomorrow and you hiss at the mingling of pain and pleasure. “Now fucking get up,” He pats lightly at your thigh twice at the order.
You’re in no position to disobey, and you know from experience that not listening to him will end up with a sore ass and no release in sight. You stand up on shaky, doe-like legs and he grins at the sight of you. He stands up with you, his lean form and strong stance making him look taller than he really is. Then his long fingers are pulling at what little clothing you have, stripping you of both your tank top and your shorts and your bra isn’t far behind. Soon you’re clad only in your panties while he’s still fully clothed in black form-fitting jeans and a plain white t-shirt. Thankfully he leaves his cliche, but devastatingly sexy leather jacket at the door.
He doesn’t make any move to undress at all and you hope to god he will eventually- you love seeing his honey-coloured skin covered in a thin layer of sweat as he fucks you into oblivion. But for now, he stays fully clothed and he roughly pulls you by your upper arm until he can bend you over the arm of the couch, panty-covered ass high and perfectly on display for him.
“God, you’re fucking dripping,” He taunts, fingers running over your pussy through the thin cotton, making you whine into the rough cushion your face is resting on. “All this from almost nothing, huh? You’re such a fucking slut for me, shit.” He sounds genuinely amazed by you and when you uncomfortably crane your neck back to get a good look at him you let out a proper moan. He must have stripped his shirt off when you weren’t facing him, because his chest is bare for you to gaze at, or you would gaze at it if you weren’t distracted by the hand that isn’t on you, which is lazily working over his cock, rock hard and aching through his jeans.
He smirks when he notices what’s grabbed your attention, knowing you’re only moments away from quite literally drooling on his pillows. “Is this what you want? Hm?”
“Ye-yeah your cock, Yoongi, need your cock,” Your face burns red and blood burns hot as the crude words leave your mouth.
“And you’ll fucking get it, dove,” The cute name contrasts the second harsh spank he lands on your ass and you moan at the delicious sting.
You think that he must be about to tear your panties off and sink into you, but that would be too predictable and Yoongi loves to keep you on your toes. Instead, he disappears from your line of sight, a dull thump coming from the hardwood as he drops to his knees, feline gaze now level with your cunt.
“Yoongi-” You’re whining again, and you even have to hold yourself back from stomping your foot childishly because, god, you just need him to do something.
And then he finally does- he licks a thick stripe, right from your clit to your entrance, still over your panties, and you gasp in surprise. He does it again, twice, three, four times until your hips are bucking and you’re whining because you need more, you need him to actually touch you and not be a giant fucking tease for once in his life.
“Be fucking patient,” He hisses out, but at least he’s finally rolling your underwear down your legs to toss them somewhere across the room. “Or I swear to god, I’ll hold you down just like this so you can’t even squirm while I get myself off all over your messy cunt,” His hand is running up and down your bare pussy as he speaks, spreading the wetness around, to your clit and your thighs and your ass and then back again. “And then I’ll send you home without touching you or cleaning you up, so you’ll have to take the subway home covered in my come and fucking trembling. So be fucking good.” At the last word, he lands a mean slap against your gushing cunt and you let out an embarrassing squeak.
“Shit-fuck- Yoongi, please, just-” You stutter through your words, needing to get them out, though you don’t know why. “I’ll be good, okay? ‘M your good girl, I am, promise, I’ll be good.”
He doesn’t respond, at least not verbally. But you have to assume he’s happy with your desperate response when he finally delves into your pussy like a man starved, tongue licking into you, the muscle sending spasms up and down your legs. You have to muffle your moans by biting into a pillow, not needing another altercation with his neighbours, but you want nothing more than to yell his name as loud as you can until your voice goes hoarse when he shakes his head from side to side, tongue still buried inside of you and one of his hands now roughly circling your clit.
It’s too much, but it’s not nearly enough. It’s when he switches positions between his hand and mouth that you think you might explode; his mouth latches onto your clit, tongue circling and playing with it and two fingers fucking into you, preparing you for the impressive girth of his own cock.
Your teeth let go of the strong grip it has so you can warn him of your impending orgasm. “Yoongi- gonna come-” You manage to choke out between barely quieted moans.
You know that he wouldn’t be able to respond if he was still suckling on your clit, but you still whine and wiggle your hips as he pulls away, earning you yet another spank to your rear, where you can only assume a nice handprint is forming. “Yeah? Want you to come all over my face, like a good messy whore- gotta come for me before I can fuck you like you need.”
When his mouth finds your swollen clit again, you can’t help it as your orgasm barrels through you almost violently, every muscle tensing and fingers grasping at whatever they can find, neighbour’s delicate sensibilities forgotten as you moan out Yoongi’s name. He licks you through it, fingers no longer pistoning into you. When the last of the tremors have faded he finally pulls away, using his clean hand to wipe your mess off of his chin, though it hardly cleans him.
“Good fucking girl,” The roughness with which he was grinding his still covered bulge into your now sopping wet center would be impossible to ignore even if your head weren’t a million miles away. But for now, everything is Yoongi, every single scent is filled with him and you think that that might be making your head even fuzzier than the drugs coursing through your system, but you’re too far gone to be sure. Or to even care.
Because all you can think about is his mouth-watering hands kneading at the slightly pinkened skin of your ass, his mouth-watering cock rutting against you and his mouth-watering, well, mouth pressing wet kisses and occasional bites up and down your spine. “Yoongi,” You meant to speak with at least a little more conviction, but his name comes out as little more than a mumble.
“Hm,” He hums against your skin and even those slight vibrations reverberate straight to your heart, which starts beating faster at the thought of what’s to come. “What, is my babygirl still needy?”
The use of the word my in front of the affectionate name makes your heart jump, but you don’t even have time to scold yourself for thinking with your post-orgasmic pussy before he continues talking with that sinful mouth of him. “Such a greedy, desperate girl, won’t be happy ‘til you’re stuffed full of my fat cock,” His words have you whining and grinding back against him, where you don’t have to look to know you’re leaving a stain on his favourite jeans. If you’re unlucky- or lucky depending on your mood- he’ll make you clean it up with your tongue as further delicious torture.
But smoking makes Yoongi needy too, no matter how much he teases you for the effect it has on you, and he can’t wait much longer, not with his cock so hard he was a razor blades’ edge from losing his mind. He needs to be inside you as much as you need him.
Which is why you don’t doubt him for a second when he’s murmuring things about how he’s ‘gonna fuck you so good, gonna fuck you stupid,’ and you can only respond with even quieter whispers of ‘I knows’ and ‘pleases’ as he strips himself oh the rest of his clothes, hissing from oversensitivity as his cock makes contact with the air. It’s wonderfully overwhelming and he’s not even fucking you yet.
You can’t even explain how grateful you are when Yoongi turns you around because you love just seeing his cock. You’ve never been one to describe guys’ dicks as pretty before- except that TA you managed to fuck before Jimin sunk his claws into him, Kim Seokjin, because, well, you’re not blind. But Yoongi’s dick is gorgeous. It’s not the biggest thing you’ve ever seen, and it doesn’t have to be, not when it’s girthy enough to make you salivate with a curve that points to the heavens. Gorgeous.
He’s pulling you on top of him so he can sit back down and you’re back to straddling him, and you don’t complain because you know he’s tired both from the pot and crouching on his haunches for access to your center not two minutes ago. Plus he loves when you ride him, breasts bouncing in his face, wetness making a mess out of his lap and full access of your entire body for both his hands and lips.
“Need you to bounce on my fat cock before I fucking explode, baby,” And you’d have to be some sort of a madwoman to deny him.
“Need it too, Yoongs,” You don’t know why you feel the need to remind how desperate you are for him, surely he can feel it, your swollen pussy resting only centimetres above his throbbing length. “Can’t think of anything else.”
“I know,” He’s rubbing the angry red tip against your sopping folds, tinges of overstimulation making you jolt. Or you would jolt if his hands weren’t heavy on your waist, keeping you steady so you couldn’t a) get away from his cock or b) properly sink down onto it. “So pathetic and perfect for me like this, all cock drunk and fucked out and I haven’t even fucked you yet, huh?”
You nod frantically, and you can’t even find the energy to be embarrassed when a hand comes up to pet your hair with a condescending ‘awe’ as he pouts at you. You bat his hand away with a whine and furrowed eyebrows, but all that gets you is his hand tangled in your hair, yanking sharply in retaliation. “Careful, slut, or you won’t be coming for the next week-”
“Please, Yoongi-” You don’t let him finish, knowing from experience to always take his threats seriously. “I’m sorry, I’m fucking sorry, okay just please-”
You cut yourself off with a high pitched, tea kettle-like squeak as he uses his hands on you as leverage to have you sink down onto his cock in one fell swoop. “Shit, god, you’re always so fucking tight around me, fuck me.”
I am, is what you wish you were coherent enough to snark back with, but you’re sure no one would blame you if they could feel what you feel right now. And what you’re feeling right now is how well Yoongi feels inside of you, like no cock you’ve ever had. Every ridge and vein on his cock fills you up to the fucking brim, no room left for a pinky or a thought that has to do with anything other than Yoongi, Yoongi, Yoongi.
And then he starts with those devilish moments of his hip, fucking into you shallowly and slowly to start and it’s all Yoongi’s dick.
“Fucking bounce on it, dove. Fuck yourself on my cock, show me how much you need it,” He speaks through gritted teeth, each word a struggle as he tries not to fuck into you without thought. And it’s with the satisfaction you get knowing he’s just as desperate for you as you are for him that you find the strength to do as he says.
With quivering thighs, you push up and off of his cock, the two of you sharing a harmonious groan at the feeling, foreheads pressed against each other, skin sweaty. And this all just in the calm before the storm.
It’s not long before the both of you are moving frantically, mere seconds, really. It’s intense and all-encompassing, as you grind and roll your hips, cock deeper than you knew to be possible, and his bucking his own hips into you roughly, no doubt as deeply in some sort of euphoria as you are. His hands are everywhere and so are his lips. He sucks marks into your tits and gropes your ass, controlling your movements to the best of his abilities.
All of that, plus your clit grinding against his pelvic bone every other second and your head just might be in another universe.
Yoongi’s words are swirling around in your head, though you’re not properly taking any of it in- his velvety voice goes on about how wet you are, how tight you are, how you’re a good girl and it’s all another instrument in your downfall. You’ve never been much for heights but being with Yoongi feels like something akin to what you assume bungee jumping is like, and you’re just about at that point where your cord runs out of length and your heart drops to the bottom of your stomach.
“Tell me you’re fucking close, baby, c’mon,” This is as close to pleading as you can ever get Yoongi but you’re still swimming in pride. He brings a hand off of your ass to cup your cheek, brushing away your now mussed hair and a single stray tear and you drink in the look in his eyes, dark red-rimmed and needing. “Gonna fill you up with my come, just like I know you like, my perfect little cumslut, fuck, just need you to come first, yeah? All over my fucking cock.”
And with a particularly hard grasp at your ass, bringing you to grind your clit against him again, you’re gone. It’s considerably less intense than the previous one, as many second orgasms are, but your head is still spinning and you think you might have drooled a little, but you don’t mind and you know Yoongi doesn’t. Your attempts to stifle your moans are unsuccessful as the name of the man attached to your favourite cock falls from your lips like a mantra.
And where your orgasm is, Yoongi is rarely far behind- he loves seeing you fall apart around him, because of him and you always clench so fucking hard around him in the peak of your pleasure how could he fucking not. He’s grunting, moaning, damn near growling as he spurts his own release as deep into you as he possibly can, coating every inch of your delectable pussy, vague mumbles of how he’s filling you up, just like you’re meant to be that you can just barely hear.
Shakey breaths hit each of your faces as you come down, now still and worn out. Your chests move up and down and you don’t know when you’ve buried your face into the crook of his neck, but the warmth and smell are more comforting than any hit you’ve ever taken off of one of his blunts.
“Shit, buttercup,” He chuckles, the vibrations rumbling through his chest and where you’ve tucked yourself He runs a hand through his sweaty black locks, the other hand locked around your waist. “I don’t know how we’re gonna move without making this couch fucking disgusting.” Mood killer.
“Don’t give a shit.”
“Yeah, but I do. Especially if Joon or Hobi someone finds it and makes a big fucking deal out of it, like no other guy in his twenties has some come stained furniture.”
You pull back from the spot you wish he’d just let you fall asleep in so he can see your pout. He can’t find the sight of you… adorable? Your hair matted, bruises, courtesy of yours truly littering your tits and chest, a thin sheen of sweat making your skin glow and bottom lip jutted out exactly enough to be overexaggerated and so fucking adorable.
At that moment he’s glad that about three weeks ago the two of you had started to break the unspoken no sleeping over after sex rule because he just wants to clean you up and feel you curl yourself around him like you like to.
You don’t know what time it is, just that it’s late and that it doesn't matter, because this was certainly time well spent. You wonder how much sleep you’ve given up in lieu of Yoongi’s pretty dick. Of course, it does matter... because you have a 9 am class tomorrow morning that you can’t miss, but that’s for future you to worry about. For now, it’s time to try to get up without defiling this Ikea couch (you failed miserably and giggled about it while Yoongi groaned in mock pain), burn out just one more joint, steal some clothes for bed and some snacks from his fridge, and pass the fuck out on his bed, which you think is way better than yours, but that has nothing to do with the boy in it or his comforting warmth and smell.
..............................................................................
Past you is a dumb bitch. Also maybe current you. Point being, you hate you, because you’re sore and stiff and ten minutes late to your dumb 9 am class and it’s all Yoongi’s fucking fault. You texted him this much, calling him a ‘little bitch boy’ for not even waking you up to make you a cup of coffee with his fancy instant coffee machine before you left. He hasn’t responded yet because holy fuck does that guy sleep like a rock. A really cute, cuddly, sex-god rock.
But, as usual, Jimin came in clutch, handing you off a coffee as your paths crossed on campus, each of you heading to your respective classes. He gave you a one-armed-too-tight hug and a comment on how you have that very glamourous ‘I got fucked by Min Fucking Yoongi last night and you didn’t so I’m better than you look.’ You tried to take it as a compliment as you thanked him for the coffee. He gave you a cute kiss to your forehead that reminded you you could never even be annoyed at him for too long.
And now you’re in class. Headache from not getting enough sleep getting worse by the second while you tried not to think about what judgements people must be passing on you, with your sunglasses inside and hickeys you didn’t have time to cover up.
When your phone pings you assume it’s Jimin, with something slutty or sarcastic or both. But it’s not. It’s Yoongi- well, it’s what you have Yoongi’s number saved under, aka the drooling emoji three times over… You’re surprised he’s awake, you’re pretty sure he doesn’t have shit to do until the afternoon.
You have a fleeting thought that it could be a dick pic- yeah it’s a little early for that kind of dumb fuckboy behaviour, and you’d previously thought that too, but Kim Taehyung proved you wrong last year.
Yoongi isn’t a dick pic kind of guy anyway. No, he’s the guy that sends pictures of his hand around your throat that one night you let him take artsy photos of you two fucking on his film camera. The kind of guy that sends you audios of him jerking off and moaning your name that you listen to through your earphones in between classes because he knew you wouldn’t be able to help yourself. He’s the guy that drives you crazy because you can never quite predict what he’s gonna do next.
[9:23 am] From 🤤🤤🤤: you could have woken me you know dummy
[9:24 am] From 🤤🤤🤤: subways are gross in the morning
[9:25 am] From 🤤🤤🤤: i could have u know, driven u…
[9:26 am] From 🤤🤤🤤: cant really say no to u buttercup.
You don’t know why you’re heart’s beating so fast so you reprimand yourself for thinking with your pussy. Min motherfucking Yoongi is gonna be the death of you.
#bts smut#btswritingcafe#yoongi smut#yoongi x reader#bts x reader#buttercup#bts fic#yoongi fic#bts fanfiction#bts oneshot#bts writing#def not my best work but u know JKFDHKJFHS
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S15 Spec/Discussion
So when the SPHT came out we all got to talking and I had some Thoughts(tm). Some of it is wildly speculatory but potential and interesting. I love the thinkie beans in my server.
I love our little roundtable of speculation and meta that routinely crops up, sometimes I feel like we should record it and make a podcast.
Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:34 PM
IM YELLING
SO MUCH YELLING
“you cant do this to the fans!”
“i can do anything. im a writer.”
FUCKING CHILLS
Leaf is a kittyYesterday at 9:36 PM
Jared's evil smirk has murdered me
Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:38 PM
yesssss
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:38 PM
So we have Sam in a white suit
MoC
Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:38 PM
btw chucks lame ending is hilarious
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:38 PM
The colt
CastielYesterday at 9:39 PM
THAT WAS A THIng
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:39 PM
G L O R I F I E D F A N B O Y
CastielYesterday at 9:39 PM
I came out of aladdin to that
Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:39 PM
IM SCREAMING
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:39 PM
Adam and most likely Michael taking in a diner
Talking
CastielYesterday at 9:39 PM
Psfuck what anybody says the new aladdin is amazing
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:39 PM
Scruffy endverse Dean
CastielYesterday at 9:40 PM
I jave never
Ever
Seen such masterful seaming of cartoonverse cgi
To real actorsHoly fuck me
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:40 PM
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALADDIN RIGHT NOW
Leaf is a kittyYesterday at 9:40 PM
LMAO
CastielYesterday at 9:40 PM
I CAN DO BOTH
LOOK
Leaf is a kittyYesterday at 9:40 PM
I AGREE ABOUT ALADDIN
CastielYesterday at 9:40 PM
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WISH I WENT TO THAT SHIT HIGH
Leaf is a kittyYesterday at 9:41 PM
but JARED SMIRK IS MURDERING MEI CAN'T STOP LOOKING BACK AT THE VIDEO FOR IT
CastielYesterday at 9:41 PM
Yeah i intend to watch on pc when i canIm mobile rn
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:41 PM
And of course the crypt door being held shut with a screwdriver
As direct14.10 parallel
CastielYesterday at 9:41 PM
Like we literally just left aladdin hence the yelling
Yes
yes
Ive got him
Im the cage
Etc
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:42 PM
GlorifiedFanboy
Is that not what I said friggin months ago?!
CastielYesterday at 9:42 PM
On brand a+ dean from whoever wrote that
Ill guess
Bobo or buckner
For glorified fanboy line
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:43 PM
What? Do they read our tweets?
Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:43 PM
lol
CastielYesterday at 9:43 PM
Bobo reads mine a lot?
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:43 PM
I stg I heard that line and almost screamed
CastielYesterday at 9:43 PM
I never did upload his nerdy video to me in hindsight
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:44 PM
Interesting that they didn't use a single shot of Alex
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:44 PM
No AlexAt all
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:44 PM
So it's not gonna be just a hallucination with burnt out eyes
No Billie either
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:45 PM
No empty
CastielYesterday at 9:45 PM
No its full on chuck villain framing its my sound of war vid with s15 footage dhdhdhd
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:46 PM
Yeah well it all blended into inky black at the end
But that's hardly conclusive
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:46 PM
True
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:46 PM
Since that happens a lot in trailers
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:46 PM
Maybe that’s for later in the season
Or
Maybe it’s a big secret
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:46 PM
10 bucks says they abandoned the Cas deal
And that's the hill I die on
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:47 PM
Bc that’s how they fight Chuck?
They can’t abandon that already
It’s too fresh
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:48 PM
To me it read as a gateway to the Empty getting Jack
CastielYesterday at 9:48 PM
Placing bets now. Ep 1-3 is deancas tension over mary and jack and feeling distanced from the winchesters leaves eps 4 and 5. We know he works with sam at least briefly in 6. Deancas reunion in 7 midseason scheduled for 8 or 9. Deancas resolution then
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:48 PM
Before they knew for sure
CastielYesterday at 9:48 PM
Midseason finale whatever theyre keeping in the door
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:48 PM
That it was their final season
To possibly stretch the plot accordeon
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:49 PM
Maybe final battle is with the empty and not chuck
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:49 PM
But now they've lost the need for a middle man ie Cas
Nah
CastielYesterday at 9:49 PM
Id
need more than a promo trailer to figure out if resolving cas is midseason or endgame
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:49 PM
Is amara coming back?
CastielYesterday at 9:49 PM
Yes
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:50 PM
Dabb confirmed it's early
CastielYesterday at 9:50 PM
And deans weird old friend
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:50 PM
She wasn’t there either
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:50 PM
Yeah 15.02 I think
Or 04?
Very early
CastielYesterday at 9:50 PM
Its as much a mood piece as a trailer
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:50 PM
Was that Becky talking to Chuck?
CastielYesterday at 9:51 PM
Yes
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:51 PM
I think so
CastielYesterday at 9:51 PM
You cant do this to the fans
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM
ITS GLORIOUS
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:51 PM
It sounded like her
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM
It’s her
CastielYesterday at 9:51 PM
We knew she was coming back
Well
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM
Yea
CastielYesterday at 9:51 PM
Speculated educatedly
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM
I’m so mad! I was just about to go to bed!
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM
When even the crazed fangirl looks sane by comparison
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM
And they dropped this
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:52 PM
Yeah I’ll never sleep now
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM
I HAVE TO
CastielYesterday at 9:52 PM
Like
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM
Nah I'll head to bed in a few
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:52 PM
No. No sleep
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM
I’ve gotten no sleep the past three days
CastielYesterday at 9:52 PM
Points if they still frame it for a swipe at the bronlies like all the other becky jokes
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM
I find the fixation on the fan angle a bit weird
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:52 PM
Yaaaaassssss
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:53 PM
It seemed framed that way to me Min
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:53 PM
All the bronly jokes pls
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:53 PM
But maybe I’m just reading it with my own bias
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:53 PM
But it's only 2 pieces of Chuck dialogue so
CastielYesterday at 9:53 PM
Yeah
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:54 PM
And he’s a melodramatic fuck
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:54 PM
I’ll forever want to refer to him as “glorified fanboy”
Put it on a shirt
CastielYesterday at 9:55 PM
God imagine chuck bringing back kevin as his prophet to take down his word as the gospel of winchester is designed to end only in being felled, and only by the glory of god.
He cant finish off his own book to print the new gospel
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:56 PM
Here to say fuck you chuck
CastielYesterday at 9:57 PM
What if we big bounce and he dubs adam the new michael since we saw jack. Can convert humans to angels
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:57 PM
Megalomaniacal Michael?
CastielYesterday at 9:58 PM
Kicking down the castles in his own sandbox as revelations told before, before men found the new gospel of the glory of god. Revelations might not be a prophecy. It may be history.
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:59 PM
Interesting
CastielYesterday at 9:59 PM
Wildly speculatory and just playing but
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:00 PM
Oh the adam Michael idea
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:01 PM
I'm very glad about Chuck being in early episodes
Adam is 100% gonna be Michael
Cause all the summaries made it sound
Like they weren't utilizing him
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:03 PM
It does sound like OG Michael is gonna be a real issue and it makes sense for it to be Adam
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:03 PM
CastielYesterday at 10:09 PM
WHICH THEY MYSTERIOUSLY PLUGGED AT THE END OF THE SEASON
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:10 PM
Yeah but he'd still be Adam and not Michael
Just
CastielYesterday at 10:10 PM
if michael is useless to chuck as is, which he may or may not have been lying about
MAKEA NEW
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:10 PM
Archangel Adam
CastielYesterday at 10:10 PM
MICHAEL
YES
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:10 PM
Oh
Doesn't fit with the pic above tho
CastielYesterday at 10:10 PM
Find another Eve. Oh look universal big bounce and I have a new mythology jazz hands
Or better a Lilith
Also
this is literally unstoppable force immovable object logic
if chuck can't destroy the human soulzapping the winchesters to death is just a stall game of exhausting futility
they've proven they will inevitably
doorkick down every afterlife or wherever they're cycled to
what if there's like a hilariously extreme mystery spot
where you see mini adventures out of whatever afterlife
but eventually justtruncated to ridiculous extremes
Chuck: -_-
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:18 PM
Like that's a given with all the scattered bits. Either Lucifer Sam and MoC Dean etc become big plot points
Or they're part of Redux Mystery Spot
CastielYesterday at 10:18 PM
side eyes hidden mytharc
uh
CastielYesterday at 10:18 PM
I really hope
we didn't get the MOC Dean thing too close
rip
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:19 PM
Why did you have to connect those two promo subplots for meW h y
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:20 PM
Also Cas next to that burnt up body
I hope it isn't just Victim Of The Week
CastielYesterday at 10:20 PM
I'm wondering about the "arrogant betrayal" promo line on ep... 3 is it?
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:21 PM
Yeah
CastielYesterday at 10:21 PM
Is it gonna be meaningful or
is this like
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:21 PM
Nah
CastielYesterday at 10:21 PM
bringing back Sergei
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:21 PM
PR vagueblog
CastielYesterday at 10:21 PM
from his Byzantium bullshit
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:21 PM
The BL ep is 15.02 tho
CastielYesterday at 10:22 PM
authors sometimes soak up impact of -- oh no
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:22 PM
What
CastielYesterday at 10:23 PM
okay so let's pretend say, bobo or whoever wanted to finish up buckleming's plot point, or at least partially since it's the tie up season, but they knew they had to write misha out for a few episodes and with deancas tensions driving Cas away already, throwing out a Going For Revenge That Will Backfire spin before storming out for a few eps
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:24 PM
But then it would be Dean not being able to forgive the "betrayal"It's gotta be something else
Watch it be like
CastielYesterday at 10:24 PM
the betrayal vague blog is about sergei in that thing
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:24 PM
Kevin working for Chuck
CastielYesterday at 10:24 PM
it's the phrasing "arrogant" that catches me
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:25 PM
Most vague summaries hardly fit the actual plot points anyway
It's just to sound mysterious
CastielYesterday at 10:25 PM
no but it would be easier to simply not apply an adjective
"Castiel deals with a betrayal" is still vague
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:25 PM
Yeah but adjectives give oomph
CastielYesterday at 10:26 PM
arrogant is an odd idea for even the vague bloggiest vague blogger to tilt towards after skimming the content
so I really doubt it's like kevin being forced to betray them or something like thatso unless it's about chuck himself, unlikely
just too early for that level of RAAA
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:28 PM
Oh right didn't Misha say Cas struggles with this new Chuck reveal
CastielYesterday at 10:28 PM
well yeah thats kinda a duh
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:28 PM
I think the arrogant betrayal is in reference to Chuck
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:29 PM
So maybe it's just oddly phrasing that
Yea
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:29 PM
It’s a kinda weird phrasing imo
CastielYesterday at 10:29 PM
like on the one hand cas knows Chuck isn't father of the year so I think on a personal level it's not surprising, it's more the
existential level for him
previously chuck was a shit dad that was just trying his best in a world far too easy to do his worst, even as god, thinking he was generally trying to be inherently good
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:30 PM
I hope Megatron comes back :)
CastielYesterday at 10:30 PM
that last scrap of faith is also kind of
critically attached to his very existance
because if god is evil and part of this cruel design what has his entire pre-winchester existence been, and even waxing and waning through it in his time with them
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:31 PM
Yeah I think deep down part of his core sense of self is the idea that he comes from the side of good
CastielYesterday at 10:31 PM
the fundamental loss of "god is good" is kinda quantifiably huger to him, whereas the humans more will have to grapple with "What is free will, did we ever have it"
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:31 PM
And this rips that away
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:32 PM
Unrelated but the promo sorta
Nulls the early human Cas idea
CastielYesterday at 10:32 PM
yeah I noticed that, but it was odd
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM
Yeah I agree
CastielYesterday at 10:33 PM
i'm putting down at least foreshadowing then
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM
Unless they pulled all of the Misha footage
From like ep 1 and 2
CastielYesterday at 10:33 PM
or chuck playing with the light switch for shits and giggles
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM
He does still have that shotgun
CastielYesterday at 10:33 PM
we know cas has his coat back in like
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM
Watch Cas come back from his sabbatical
CastielYesterday at 10:33 PM
idkwe've seen him with it back
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM
With his grace ripped out
CastielYesterday at 10:34 PM
put it in a karambit
i mean what
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:34 PM
Snort
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:34 PM
NOT SURE MISHA CAN HANDLE THAT
Like on a pure choreography level
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:34 PM
Are you suggesting Misha isnt grace itself?For shame
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:35 PM
Not at all
COUGH
He has a cat-like agility
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:35 PM
LIKE A CAT
CastielYesterday at 10:38 PM
KSJDFksjdf
I think younger misha could have
but knowing he's always at risk of blowing out his hip
probably not so much now
like I feel that limitation in my soul
GarthToday at 6:17 AM
Okay so I don't think Amara is a made up character. I think she is Chuck's sister for real (or whatever they claim as siblings) but he used his story to trap her. Help fuel his plot.
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:17 AM
Like to me personally the option of Amara being made up has the best potential for an IC Chuck plot twist
Esp since I still hold the idea that he lied about the universe going splat with his death"Writers lie"/"I'm a writer, I can do anything"
GarthToday at 6:18 AM
Well he did admit he's a liar
rubs hands together This is gonna be so much fun
Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:19 AM
GOD THAT LINE THO
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:19 AM
And that would be a Dabb level retroactive canon ramification
Which is sorta his thing
GarthToday at 6:19 AM
Mwahahahaha and he said said to Becky while she went on about "you can't do this to the fans!"
Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:19 AM
they make sense at least
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:20 AM
But I'm not sure they wanna go the route of
Stripping a female character of her entire agency for male pleasure
But I don't see a whole lot of options on how they take Amara out of the playing field
Unless Chuck deadass eats her for the joint Godhead
GarthToday at 6:21 AM
Honestly he just might
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:22 AM
But that's like
DBZ power level bullshit
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:26 AM
AU!Dean who's a baddy pls
GarthToday at 6:26 AM
Damn trailer successfully tripping us up
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:27 AM
Deadass just have pull the jackass from the 5.04 reality
Maybe that's why Lucifer Sam is tied to a chair as well
Like
Chuck just put him in white clothes to paint a big target for endverse!Dean
And it's actually just Sam
Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:28 AM
yeah that was my thought too
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:28 AM
BUT THAT IS THE SORTA SPECC THAT'S USUALLY TOO VAGUE FOR ME ALREADY
And was that Singer Salvage?
GarthToday at 6:28 AM
We're just throwing things out there and laughing
It looked like it might be
Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:29 AM
BEN JUST LET LOOSE BUD ITS OK
GarthToday at 6:29 AM
But the new building is throwing it off
Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:29 AM
THE CRACKIEST SPEC THE BETTER
GarthToday at 6:29 AM
Something else could have been built thoIt's been yrs
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:29 AM
LOOK MY WHOLE THING IS DOING ANALYSES BY GATHERING EVIDENCE THAT SUPPORTS MY ARGUMENT
IT'S SEARED INTO MY BRAIN
More cage imagery
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Husband!Joshua
Requested by anon: Can I have a married!au with Joshua? Like what mornings together are like, if that makes sense? Thank you so much!
HERE IT ISSSSS!!!!!! I promised to write more in December, but it’s seriously ridiculously hectic, so I’m sorry that I haven’t been able to write more!! BUT ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I’VE WRITTEN IN GENERAL SO THAT’S AN ACCOMPLISHMENT ON ITS OWN!!! After the repeal of net neutrality, who knows how much more time is left before I’m unable to..... :(((( Happy reading children!!!!
warnings: i just,,,, got incredibly soft bye
One word: SOFT
Oh my god y’all he is seriously hubby material I’m shakING
Everything he does, from little to big gestures, is always a way of him showing affection
It ranges from him giving you a shoulder massage when he notices you rubbing them tirelessly recently to treating you out to a Broadway show
“Joshua how in the hell did you get us tickets to Wicked when they sold out months ago??”
“Don’t worry about it babe, the focus is on you and all your hard work tonight <33333”
iM ACTUALLY MELTING!!! M ELT I NG!!!!
but actually he has a lot of friends who owe him 84 favors
Being courteous has its perks
Gentleman is his middle name,,,, ya know until someone tries to pull a fast one on you
Even if it’s not even anything deep
Mingyu would just give one of his bear hugs and JOSH WOULD JUST HAVE THAT L O O K
“okay mingyu that’s quite enough touching, thank you very much” he would sass as he subtly pulls you closer to him
Poor mingyu is pouting bc he’s like hyung!!! that’s not fair you weren’t like this before you got married :////
Marriage changes you, lil one
MORNINGS WITH HIM ARE SO!!!!!! FREAKING S W E E T IM W E A K
You usually stir in his arms, in the same exact position most of the time
Your limbs are tangled together, your head buried in his chest
His arm is draped around your shoulders while simultaneously half being your pillow
He often wakes up at the same time as you and you both groggily exchange smiles and slow blinks and eye rubs
JOSHUA HONG INVENTED HUSKY MORNING VOICES!!! WOW KMS
“Good morning beautiful”
And you’re like this is way too early for me to be blushing
Sleepy morning wake up kisses alsdjksdljfdj iM CRYING IN THE CLUB
Usually just cheek kisses though bc you still gotta freshen up LOL
V v v reluctant to let you go and leave the bed but you threaten him that you won’t be kissing him until you can wash up and then he’s like ok fine
“If you don’t let me go rn, you aren’t receiving kisses the whole day”
“You make a compelling argument”
Lazy mornings when y’all sleep in
You quickly whip up some fried eggs and he helps toasts the bread and sets the table
Y’all are just one soul split in 2 bodies tbh and iM LIVING FOR IT
If someone is ogling eyes at you for a second too long he gets suPER POSSESSIVE
y’all would just be walking down the street and suddenly his arm shifts from around your shoulders to snaking around your waist and you’re like ????????
And all he does is look ahead with that infamous Cheshire Cat smirk-grin and you KNOW he’s up to no good
“Josh, you ok?”
“Of course I am, sweetie, why wouldn’t I be? Can’t I just show my lovely spouse some affection?” *wink wink*
“Alright what are you jealous about this time”
cmon joSH WE LITERALLY CHOSE YOU JFC YOU’RE A GROWN MARRIED MAN
Offers to clean just about everything
Dishes, bathtub, toilet, the living room, your bedroom
Literally any space in your home
And you’re gonna scream bc you know he must be 73 times more tired than you are but he can’t help it!!!
He’s always observing your behavior for any indication of fatigue, from the way you blink to your occasional self lower back rub
He could practice for 15 hours straight and it still wouldn’t hurt him as much as seeing you exhausted and having the life drained out of you
:’(((( I’m sorry I need a moment
Definitely loves to have you close by him so he’s assured you’re his and safe!!!
Whether it’s hand holding, waist grip, shoulder arm drape, even a piggyback ride, he’s instantly reassured from your sole presence
BACK!!!!!!!! HUGS!!!!!! *SCREAMS*
You would be just browsing the bookshelf and suddenly his arms slowly engulf your front and yoU’RE ABOUT TO TRANSFORM INTO A PUDDLE RIGHT THEN AND THERE
He’s incredibly warm, inside and out
His breath always tickles your ear and when he does that beautiful melodious giggle you’re sure you’re about to become 1 with the earth lmao
Jokes all the time and lightly pranks you
But he does it out of love :’))))
He really just does it to see you get flustered bc you’re such a cutie and he thinks that too
“JOSH!!! YOU KNOW I CANT REACH IT WHEN YOU HOLD IT UP HIGH!!!”
and he watches you struggle for a little bit and he can’t help but break out into this goofy fond grin
“ok you win you’re too adorable you got me!”
“You made me suffer!!”
“BUT YOU’RE JUST SO CUTE”
And you lowkey forgive him bc he always gives a sweet lil sorry peck
and they may or may not lead to make out sessions sometimes
He loves taking you to different places for changes of scenery and just for your sake so you get to experience everything with him!!!
But he also definitely doesn’t mind having lazy days and cuddling on the couch
Y’all have cute married couple arguments that make you frustrated but also laugh at how ridiculous they sound
“Josh I told you to get the plastic ones”
“But plastic is harmful so I got the paper ones”
“We aren’t microwaving them??? It was perfectly fine to get plastic”
“Look I’m just trying to look out for us!!”
“IT'S FINE GET THE PLASTIC”
“DO YOU WANNA DIE??? NO I THINK NOT WE ARE STICKING WITH PAPER”
besides that bickering, it’s not very common for y’all to fight bc you are usually on the same wavelength
But in cases where you do bicker, both of you get upset more at the thought of arguing so you work it out right and there
A very very healthy relationship!!! yay reader!!!
There’s not a day that goes by without him cracking a dad joke or sending you some memes of his members
“Honey, check out this pic of Vernon at the carnival—“
“I know babe, he’s choking on a churro and the staff member behind him panicked”
“Want to hear a joke about paper?” “No, I really don’t—“ “never mind, it’s tearable” “if I hEAR ONE MORE DAD JOKE JOSH”
But it’s chill bc he makes it up to you by peppering you with soft kisses all over your face right before you go to sleep!!!
You’re in his secure hold with your face resting on his broad chest
And you’re about to knock out but before you do, he ambushes you with your favorite attack: kisses
and you’re like oh my god bby what are u doing
He keeps planting kisses on every inch of your face and in between each of them, he softly speaks, “because I love you and I’m trying to make you forget about those jokes from earlier”
You can’t help but laugh at how sweet he is and you give him a short and sweet kiss
“Well, I’ll make an exception for my husband, I suppose”
and you fall asleep with his warmth surrounding you <33333333
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alright good, thank you!! anyways tendou tokyo revengers au.
i really wanna see it but i dont know how it would go with actual tendou cause hes one of the characters i project into and cant stop. heres how my childhood fights went
i dont provoke people who dont start it or deserve it but i do have a big mouth so when theyd say something mean about me or just talk shit to some other defenseless kid id eat shit to them. i always find a way for it to hurt so id say multiple small things and if they take one seriously i make it a bigger thing (ex. if i say your parents wont let you out past 9 and they get offended i keep that going and ask if they make them eat their vegetables and ask if they get tv time) and this is probably the biggest reason i was beat up a lot. its really shit of me to have done that sure but i dont start it so oh well. physical fights are just self defense.
one of my worst 6th grade moments is when this kid kept taking my stuff and throwing it into the trash can and i told him to stop but he kept fucking doing it and i knew his family didnt have a lot of money so i threw money at him (yeah im a horrible person but once again i didnt start it)
i image tendou would end up in a gang by accident. it wouldn't be planned or wanted it just happened one day and he went along with it.
also PLEASE tendou on a motorcycle!! my dad has one and i always wanted to ride it but its so fucking big i cant hold it up
ill shut up now
tendou
NEVER SHUT UP
yeah I think it would be an accident maybe at first someone outside of the gang would point it out and he’d be like “oh! It’s a gang?! Right on” I could be wrong about about I’m very exhausted rn lol
And Tendou on a motorcycle!! Tendou with crazy helmet hair!! I’m dead. That image in my head killed me.
As a kid I started all the fights but everyone usually liked me so I didn’t start many.
Except the bus time in third grade I didn’t start that but I do remember he paused eating an apple while he held it with his teeth before he hit me and then the principle thought I deserved it and started it until he watched the bus video and that’s when I was pulled from school and got homeschooled.
So anyway, Tendou ending a fight while he holds an apple in his teeth and then just goes back to eating it while he crouches down and gives a grin to the guy he beat up like “had enough?”
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1-150 ask mem
first of all, fuc k yoou
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
my mom??
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
outgoing around friends
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
u
4. Are you easy to get along with?
i dont know, ive heard that no one really hates me but like i find it difficult to find someone who i actually enjoy talking to
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
i dont really have any interest in anyone rn so... yes? id take care of myself
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
so far everyone that ive liked is a either a nerd or a pretty shitty person so like ,
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
no
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
in what way?? idk im still thinking of this oe guy he had his pants pulled up pretty high with a tight belt on and a big nose. im not thinking in a romantic way or anything i just... it was a weird combination. . ..his hair was ok i guess
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
uh yeah if its not in the brash or crude humor way
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
you
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“probably”
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
killer - bastille, yeah i dont have any others that stand out particularly
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
i have curly hair so we just both suffer if they try running their hands through... but if i had a romantic s/o i probably wouldnt mind bein petted
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
yes? i think so
15. What good thing happened this summer?
i hung out with friends a lot.. .i think i dont remember
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yeah i lovemy mom
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
scary either way.. but the universe is pretty big so i guess
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
not really theyre an asshole mostly
19. Do you like bubble baths?
i havent taken a bath in like 4 years.. but yes
20. Do you like your neighbors?
we do not talk
21. What are you bad habits?
being rude and disrespectful and aggressive
22. Where would you like to travel?
europe.. japan.. idk
23. Do you have trust issues?
no
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
sleeping and eating
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
i really dont know.. its like an all around tie.. .
26. What do you do when you wake up?
brush teeth and wash face, change into outside wear if im going outside, lotion my face and put on mascara, make tea/breakfast
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
overall just smoother.. like a more even tone.. but darker i guess
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
y ou
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
ive dated.. once but i didn’t even like the guy.. i just said yes because it was like. .mmkfkucin 5th grade and then he broke up with me (i didnt care tbh) and then asked me back?? it was weird because he told me he was breaking up because he found.. someone hotter or something and they said if he dumped me they would date him and they didnt.. .it was wild tbh i dont really know why they did this it was like 6th grade. ......... ... .anyways
30. Do you ever want to get married?
theoretically, yes? but idk it seems exhausting and i cant grasp the concept of someone actually liking me for so long
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
yes
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
fuck i dont know i dont really think about that buds
33. Spell your name with your chin.
gthhju-asnhhy
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
no unless robotics counts
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
tv
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
yes
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
i just try to do something funny
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
nice, a kind person, likeable, liberal, ,
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
tjmaxx, marshalls, burlington. i go stright to that mf clearance section
40. What do you want to do after high school?
perferably die, but thats unlikely so i wanna go into a good college, make friends, get a decent job
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
my mind says yes but my heart says no
42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?
1) tired 2) mad 3) i cant/dont wanna make conversation 4) im just .. zoned out
43. Do you smile at strangers?
if they smile first
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
im fucking terrified of both
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
i have to go to school or i feel like shit
46. What are you paranoid about?
every time im disrespectful, aggressive, or really any action that i make
47. Have you ever been high?
no
48. Have you ever been drunk?
no
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
sure
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
it was a brownish orange (a coat with a hood)
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
ye
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
give myself a massive sponge dick
53. Favourite makeup brand?
i dont really wear makeup.. i like ChapStick
54. Favourite store?
tjmaxx
55. Favourite blog?
@eggroll-sushi
56. Favourite colour?
orange? either a peachy orange or a borwnish orange. but i can appreciate a good palette
57. Favourite food?
id say pho but i like a lot of foods
58. Last thing you ate?
oreos and milk
59. First thing you ate this morning?
blueberry english muffin with honey butter
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
recently my team won a robotics comp
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
no
62. Been arrested? For what?
jesus no
63. Ever been in love?
no
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
well ... my mo was telling me goonight-- (i havent had one)
65. Are you hungry right now?
yeah
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
my tungle friends are also my irl friends
67. Facebook or Twitter?
twitter (i dont use either)
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
tumblr? i hate it tho
69. Are you watching tv right now?
n o
70. Names of your bestfriends?
you know who
71. Craving something? What?
food.. savory junk food........olives, nachos, ,,
72. What colour are your towels?
white
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
two, but i have 3 on my bed
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
i just keep em on my bed yeah
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
4 on my bed (god bless your soul, okoshi, wherever you are) but like.. 10 total?
75. Favourite animal?
cat but i also like most animals
76. What colour is your underwear?
its currently gray
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
dark chocolate
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
blue moon
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
black with white text
80. What colour pants?
shades of gray
81. Favourite tv show?
su? i dont really watch any others
82. Favourite movie?
the man from uncle movie/ kingsman
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
mean girls?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
mean girls i guess
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
idk
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
starfish
87. First person you talked to today?
mom
88. Last person you talked to today?
you
89. Name a person you hate?
protein shake (jk)
90. Name a person you love?
my mother
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
maybe
92. In a fight with someone?
im constantly in a fight
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
one
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
many, over 10
95. Last movie you watched?
Logan
96. Favourite actress?
janelle monae always looks stunning
97. Favourite actor?
uhhhhhhhhh dwayne is a friend
98. Do you tan a lot?
yes?
99. Have any pets?
no
100. How are you feeling?
sick
101. Do you type fast?
not really
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
yes
103. Can you spell well?
yeah i guess
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
yeah i suppose
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
i went on a camping enrichment?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
no?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
yeah
108. What should you be doing?
studying for histry quiz
109. Is something irritating you right now?
yes
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
no?
111. Do you have trust issues?
im pretty sure this was already asked
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
mom?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
ass (im still a kid, right?)
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
yes
115. Do you play the Wii?
when someone has one
116. Are you listening to music right now?
no
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
yes
118. Do you like Chinese food?
yes
119. Favourite book?
harry potteR?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
yes
121. Are you mean?
yes
122. Is cheating ever okay?
no
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
no. once i stepped in a massive puddle and got wet like halfway up my calf
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no
125. Do you believe in true love?
n..yes?
126. Are you currently bored?
yes
127. What makes you happy?
friends, having a good time, making people laugh
128. Would you change your name?
no
129. What your zodiac sign?
scorpio
130. Do you like subway?
yeah
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
we would both suffer
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
you (this is a repeat again)
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
//
134. Can you count to one million?
i could, yes
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
bro idk
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
closed
137. How tall are you?
5′4″?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
i have curly hair
139. Brunette or Blonde?
brunette
140. Summer or Winter?
summer
141. Night or Day?
cant choose
142. Favourite month?
november
143. Are you a vegetarian?
no
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
dark
145. Tea or Coffee?
tea
146. Was today a good day?
eh i guess
147. Mars or Snickers?
mars
148. What’s your favourite quote?
“you’re like shaggy from scooby doo; always alone”
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
yes? im scared of them so
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
“’You will blow your eyes out,’ said Nwoye’s mother...” (Things Fall Apart)
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Jason and Dean prompts!
1: Jason and Dean struggling to find each other in a crowded place (more like Jason struggling to find Dean's stupid ass). Fortunately, Jason knows just the thing.
(prompt number one comin right up! Gonna put a keep reading here just in case)
Dean and Jason were out and about, they had needed some stuff from the grocery store, of course... Jason didn't exactly like going to this particular grocery store because there were so many crowds, so many people... It irritated him, luckily though... Dean was with him, so he had something to focus on to keep him distracted, he was listening to Dean ramble off some of the items they needed, and every so often Dean would go off topic and be rambling about something else, they eventually got to the aisle they needed to be in and started gathering some snacks and various other foods, Jason had went into the other aisles to grab some of the extra stuff Dean told him to get.
After they had gotten everything they needed, they headed for the checkout immediately, Jason rolling his eyes when he noticed the cashier's fear, he looked away from them and just let Dean do everything, after the stuff was paid for they both hurriedly headed out, Jason already seeming more relieved to be away from all those noisy nuisances, his relief was short lived however when he noticed there was a large crowd formed in the streets, Dean seemed confused "Th' fuck is all this shit?" He then took notice of the floats beginning to pass by and he seemed interested actually "Ooh! A parade, huh?" He sped off into the crowd, leaving Jason behind to sigh "...So much for getting home quickly..." He muttered to himself, casually walking towards the direction Dean headed in.
However he got lost in the crowd after trying to search for him, whatever this parade was in regards to it definitely had gathered a rather large crowd, after a bit of searching, Jason had gotten fed up and stopped dead in his tracks, for a few moments he was silent until he spoke "Dean's a lil bitch!" He yelled out, not caring if he got a few weird looks because as if right on cue, there was someone yelling out profanity and pushing his way through the crowd "What the fuck did you just say about me you fu-" He paused after he pushed the final person out of the way only to see Jason standing there with his arms crossed "You got a problem, buddy?" He joked, grinning down at Dean who only rolled his eyes "You lookin' to get your ass kicked today? Because I can definitely oblige" Jason only laughed at that "I'd love to see you try pipsqueak... But, more importantly... Let's get our groceries home before we fight, I'm not going back in there again"
Dean nodded "Yeah, good point... Let's go" And with that being said, Dean and Jason finally headed on home to put the groceries away, they will probably most certainly fight afterwards but nothing actually serious of course.
(got no better way to end that bc im not doing a fight scene rn)
2: Imagine the big, bright smile on Jason's face when Dean finally says ‘I love you’ for the first time.
(prompt number two babey)
Dean had told Jason he was going to go out for awhile, to keep watch of the place while he was gone which Jason didn't mind doing, he really didn't feel like dealing with people today, which luckily for Dean that makes his plan much more easier... He went out to an area only he really knew about, its a place he never told Jason about... He was going to forge the other a new weapon, a hook and chain something that isn't usually common... It'd be the perfect gift to build this up considering he knew Jason really loved unique weapons and he really needed more time for what he wanted to say, for once he wasn't feeling as confident as he usually was, this always occurred when he wanted to just go for it and tell Jason how he REALLY feels about him.
Dean took a deep breath at the thoughts, the fear of how he thought Jason would react is what scared him the most, he knows its just his mind overthinking things but... He can't shake the feeling of Jason either not feeling the same or worse... He'll make fun of him even for... Having these emotions, either way... He was going to try and admit to it today, he just shook his head and tried to ignore the bad thoughts as he began to forge Jason's new weapon, he was lucky that Jason didn't know he could also forge and make weapons, Jason was the one who collected random stuff and turned into weapons, he still remembers the day Jason gave him the handcrafted weapons he had made and admittedly that had brought a smile to Dean's face, he loved how creative Jason could be, some of the stuff he's brought in before Dean didn't even think it COULD be made into a weapon but somehow the other made it work.
After a long and exhausting while of forging, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and took a deep breath, it was complete... "Hopefully he likes it..." Dean muttered to himself, testing the hook and making sure the chain it was attached to wouldn't snap or nothing went wrong with it, once he made sure it was sturdy and strong enough he had grabbed the wrapping paper he brought with him and placed it into a large box, he then proceeded to wrap it up rather... poorly but listen, Dean can only do SO much... He's not good at EVERYTHING, once it was wrapped up enough to him, he turned and headed back to their 'house', his nervousness was starting to become more intense with each step he took... After awhile he had finally made it back and crept inside, noticing Jason was nowhere in sight so he must've been in his little area for the evening...
Dean took a deep breath, his heart was racing as he called out "Yo! Jason! Can you uh, c'mere a sec?" He hid the box behind his box and his heart had almost sank when Jason came out of the darkness and then the other was standing right in front of him, arms crossed as usual "What do you want?" He didn't sound irritated or as if he were in a bad mood right now so that was a good sign... Dean however was not doing so well right now, his heart was pounding in his chest and he was obviously nervous "I uh... Um... W-Well..." He mentally cursed himself for stuttering and making it more obvious than he needed too, meanwhile Jason merely rose a brow "...Well? Spit it out already..." Dean shook his head and scoffed "G-Give me a minute! Th...This... isn't... is... um... uhhh.. isn't easy!" This made Jason fall silent and he was now waiting patiently, he even uncrossed his arms, he seemed... Interested as to what Dean was going to say.
Dean was beginning to shake and panic internally, he took a deep shaky breath and pulled the box from behind himself "U-Uhh... here.... I... I made ya something..." He quickly shoved the box into Jason's arms and turned away, he couldn't do it... He just couldn't... Jason looked confused as he glanced down at the box and opened it up, his eyes widened as he grabbed what was inside, the chain clanking against itself, he looked over the chain itself and then the long sharp hook that was attached to it, he felt the tip and winced at how sharp it was, it had actually drawn a bit of blood from his finger even! He looked up at Dean "...You...? Made this...? Yourself?" He was... absolutely shocked, he had no idea Dean could make stuff like this... Watching as the other nodded "Yeah, uh... hope you like it..." He was about to walk away before he stopped dead in his tracks, he sighed... No... No, he would NOT do this again... He would NOT let his fear destroy another opportunity... He turned around and walked back up to Jason "No, that's not all... I'm... Jason... I.... I-I've... I've got... to tell you something...!"
Jason fell silent and placed the hook back inside the box and set it to the side, he then stared down at Dean and waited for him to speak, he was... Somewhat hopeful this was going to be what he thinks it was... He knew his hope was probably false but, still... Maybe... Just maybe... Dean proceeded to jump in place and wiggle his arms around and even clench his hands into fists occasionally "Fuckin' hell why is this so hard?!" He shouted, mostly at himself, rubbing at his face with his hands, he was becoming angry with himself, why couldn't he just do it?! Why couldn't he just say it?! He looked up at Jason, the other still said nothing and just waited for him to speak... He's taken so many deep breaths and now he's taking another one "...Jason... I.... I'm.... I uh... umm... I lo... looo..." His heart pounded louder than it did before, he then shouted it out really quickly "ILOVEYOU!!"
Dean squeezed his eyes shut and waited for the worst outcome to befall him, he waited... and waited... and waited... But there was just silence in place, he slowly opened his eyes but he didn't look up at Jason, he couldn't look at the other's expression... He was afraid of what he'd find until he heard Jason speak up, his tone becoming softer, well... As soft as a voice like his could be "...Dean... Look at me..." Dean took yet another deep breath and slowly shifted his gaze up to meet Jason's, he was shocked at the other's expression... It looked... Softer, loving even... "...You have no idea..." He paused, before smiling "How long I've waited to hear you say that..." And now Dean was REALLY shocked, he didn't expect that in the slightest "Yo...You aren't... like, upset or angry at me or anything?" Jason shook his head "Angry? Why the hell would I be angry for you loving me? Truth be told... I've felt the same way for so long... I was... You know me, I'm not afraid of anything but I was... Always afraid of you finding out and making fun of me for like, being gay..."
Dean's eyes widened before he shook his head and grinned, tears were in his eyes now... "Nah man, We both know I'm an asshole for sure... but I'm not THAT type of asshole, so wait... Y-You... You feel the same...?" Jason immediately scooped Dean up and chuckled, he also had tears in his eyes right now "Yes, yes I do... and thank you for the weapon... I love it, and I damn sure love you..." Jason immediately pressed his lips against Dean's, giving him a nice little smooch which made Dean blush intensely, the moment Jason pulled away he noticed this and laughed "You're blushing~!" Dean then scowled and gave the other a swift punch to the arm "S-Shut the fuck up! ....Wait..." He had finally noticed and cheekily grinned at Jason "You're also blushing too ya smartass!" The other merely grumbled and rolled his eyes "Whatever..." He couldn't hide the smile on his face "...I'm glad you feel this way... I'm glad we... both finally... admitted it... This is.... the happiest day of my life..." Dean couldn't help but smile, he gave him another smooch, this time on the cheek "Same here babe... Same here..."
(two gay punks finally admit love for each other! y o w i e w o w i e! ...im sorry for using that quote- but onto the final prompt)
Horror movie night with the lads!
Dean sighed and slumped down on the couch "Jason, I'm fuckin' bored...! There's nothing on TV!" He exclaimed, which led to Jason standing up from his spot and walking over to one of the shelves, he quietly skimmed through it until he pulled out a certain movie "Let's watch this..." Dean looked over at the movie Jason had in his hands... It was See No Evil... Dean rose a brow "...Never seen that one before? What's it about?" Jason shrugged "The plot and backstory is a bit... Plain but honestly, the gore is pretty good... Think you can handle it hotshot?" Dean only laughed "Pah! Are you kiddin'?! It's just a silly movie, I can handle ANYTHING!" Jason scoffed "We'll see about that..." He popped the dvd into the player and then immediately set back down on the couch, it was a good night for a horror movie night anyways... It was quiet as could be, pitch black out and there was even some thunder on occasion.
(listen... I k n o w- that horror movie isnt very good to many people but hey... I love it and want to reference it so shh- also it kinda fits for reasons being Dean gave Jason a hook as a present so just shsh-)
Once the killer came on screen, Dean actually looked surprised "Damn... A pretty tall dude that one is..." Just then, he watched as the killer sank his hook into one of the victim's leg and this made Dean whistle "W o w... Pretty interesting weapon, don't see a hook used TOO often..." Jason nodded "Yeah..." He glanced over at the other, noticing he wasn't terrified or even scared in the slightest yet, if anything he looked excited for the gore... After awhile and halfway through the movie, Jason had gotten a great idea... He smirked for a moment before getting up "I'll be right back, gotta use the bathroom..." He then walked off, leaving Dean alone for a good bit... He walked into his room and grabbed his own hook and chain, he wanted to test something... He didn't know if this would scare Dean or not but he was somewhat hopeful that would be the case.
Jason slowly crept out of his room and stood a good bit back from the couch, he'd have to make sure NOT to hook the couch, he didn't want to tear it anymore than it already was... He stood there for a few moments and then he threw it, right beside Dean, upon hearing the loud clank Dean yelped and jumped back, which led to him falling off the couch, he then noticed Jason holding the chain and snarled "You fuckin' asshole! What the FUCK?!" Jason couldn't help but laugh at this situation "Oh man... You look like you saw a ghost...!" He continued to laugh and then he pulled his chain back and grabbed it, he then walked over towards Dean who immediately tackled him onto the couch and began throwing (fake) punches to which Jason only chuckled at that and placed his hook against Dean's back "You wouldn't last five seconds in a horror movie if this is what you're going to do... I think you forgot... About my weapon" He gave Dean a little poke with the sharp end of the hook, he noticed Dean only grinned at that however "Oh... You're gonna get it... I'm GONNA get you back... Shoulda never given that stupid hook to you, knew you'd pull some bullshit with it!"
Jason sneered and chuckled "I'd love to see you try..." Dean only gave him a final 'punch' and scoffed "When you least expect it big boy... Is when I'll strike..." Oh yes... Dean would get him back, he'd just wait until Jason never expected it...
(aint got a better way to end this either but bam, three prompts donezo! Next up for story wise is gonna be a full length one and not "quick fire prompts" its gonna be a werewolf au in fact with these two lads, which should be fun to plan out but here's some quick fire prompts and some references to a movie I really love even if it isnt the best plot/backstory-wise)
#my ocs#oc story#original characters#original work#My Story#Jason#Dean#quick fire prompts#next up is a werewolf au with these lads#its gonna be an actual story thing instead of just prompts
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Anyways I'm gonna do a mind dump bc I'm not facing some things rn. Or at least not thinking about them bc I don't feel they needed to be talked about but there's no space for more misc dumb things to stress about and maybe if I just spill some thoughts, especially these dumb one then I can breathe.
Plus I'm in a good mood despite everything. Like this choosing joy thing is hard but also a good habit to start developing. But I digress.
The boy told me he reached out to an ex bc he found some of her important documents and while I honestly think it was the right call and that's good of him, I still got a little bothered by it just cause I'm a girl I think it's normal. Nothing really too bad. But it's also bc some chick keeps snapping him like buddy if you're gonna be talking to other girls at least don't put videos on your phone you want us both watching and the notification pops up . Like you have a TV we can use so I don't have to talk myself into not being slightly hurt or something. So idk, I know it's dumb to feel a little jealous or bothered bc he and I are just friends I guess. And also it's dumb to assume anything again bc they could just be a friend and honestly it's something that was bothering me a lot last week but this week idk it just bothers me a little and that's just mostly bc it's an illogical feeling for me to have so it's not so bad honestly. Just a little nudge in the back of my mind.
Anyway that leads me to a bigger stress and that's moving. The boy is moving within the last days of the year, I think, so that means I have to decide on things. And I'm leaning more towards my grandma's. Not bc I want to or necessarily prefer it or think it's the better option (bc I don't for all those statements) but just cause this whole thing with the boy is just confusing. And at least if I don't live with him then it makes accepting him talking to anyone he likes a little easier. Bc then it just goes back to us being friends who just hang out sometimes. Which I will be honest, I'll be kinda sad about but altogether fine.
If he were to verbally express to me that he actually wants me to move to his dad's with him then I would probably change my stance. I know he said that he'd like for me to go but that was only after he felt bad about suggesting that I try living with my dad first. So in my head it just sounded like a pity invite which I know he wouldn't do but that's just how it sounded. And I don't even know why he suggested my dad's in the first place. Like I get it was all a misunderstanding and miscommunication but even if it was my tias or Momo's, he'd want me there preferably right? Or am I drawing offbased conclusions? I don't want to add any stress to his life tbh. That's another factor.
I will be fine at my Momo's. Not that I've decided completely but idk I just think it's the safer bet, not necessarily the right choice. But then again I really can't tell which is the right choice bc in this instance i feel they're both acceptable options. Both better than my dad's. Of course if you asked me which would I choose if I wasn't so concerned about what my family or even aj or his dad would think about it, I'd choose his dad's. Less people more dogs. But it's safer bc you know, it's family I guess.
Anyway getting a job has been hella on my mind. I get so nervous about calling or checking application status and it's really holding me back. I just am kinda applying to a place once a week and hoping instead of actually putting in more effort. And it's not out of laziness or lack of discipline its literally bc I am being a little pussy. Like im just so scared of failure and rejection that it stops me from trying so YA GIRL NEEDS TO KNUCKLE up. The only way to fight this is to set a goal of how many places I apply to and call back each week and we can start off at a lower number. But that way I have to do it plus this also will give me more points towards that whole being more social intention. (again that's not like have more friends but more like being able to have small talk and go up to people to shed some of that social anxiety i have). We'll shoot for 5 places a week and 2 minimum that I have to call back but shoot for 3.
This isn't really a concern but since I'm mind dumping , the boy is looking hella manly lately. I don't know exactly how to describe it but he and I will be doing regular people stuff and I'll just look over at him and, you know, observe, and I'll just think damn he's a man.
And it's weird to italicise it like that but there no other way I can describe it. He's giving of dad vibes almost. Like idk he's more mature lately and handles things better and communicates well. I dunno. Its not a concern but it's just like how. Like beginning of the year and now are two different people. Kyle Jenner was wrong when she said that the theme was realizing things a couple years ago bc I would say this year was the realizing year.
Going into my best mind dump is the new year. I have a feeling it's gonna be a very busy but good and productive beginning. But I also think that since it'll start picking up (school, church stuff, blog, misc), there might be a little turbulence or adjustment period. So as long as I prepare and have that in mind I should be good. I'm gonna really need to up my adapting , I'm already p good at adapting to new things but it's been an exhausting last quarter. Good but exhausting.
The blog is stressing me out. Kel wants to be done by the end of the year and realistically I think shes rushing it. Bc we should already have some content before we start. I think by the beginning of February we will have enough time. I'm excited but also nervous. This will really help lead me into doing Messy Life. Which is surprisingly still something I want to create and do. And I was reading something somewhere about preparing for the promise. That even if I'm not in that position yet to use this time to practice and prep myself bc god won't call me into something he hasn't prepared me for and he also doesn't call the unqualified, he qualifies the called.
Also a mind dump that I'm hella thankful to the Big Man Upstairs™️ just for giving me peace through all this stuff. For allowing me to reflect on past mistakes. But more importantly bc last night you were talking to me and telling me that who i was doesn't matter and that we can choose who we want to be. If I don't want to be this depressed girl who amounts to nothing then I just have to keep making choices apart from my emotions. I am a sum of my choices but even when I make the wrong ones I can always redirect and find my way back to who I want to be. I dunno if I'm making sense. God just nudged me a little last night to remind me He'll make it good if I stay in faith and work hard and listen to his word.
Anyway. That concludes my mind dump for right now I think there's a few more things rattling in there but they're in like hidden folders. I cleared a lot of disk space from my head. The cache is cleared up mostly. I feel a lot better tbh.
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Episode #11: I’m Gonna Beat Your Ass In Massachusetts Bitch -Julia
ok im rlly high and i accidentally joined this tirbal drama call and now im in too deep to leave and im crying julia is crackdt
Woo we love plans working out last minute
So I was just made out to be this terrible person and almost got eliminated, and I remembered how terrifying that is to have people upset with you. I don't think I'm gonna try villainy anymore (what just happened wasn't my fault btw even tho I was trying villainy I had nothing to do with this) it's hard to be a villain when you like everyone so I'm gonna stick to my hero stuff
Tesoro Tribe Call
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Daaaammmnn Matt deserved better..... AND SO DID I WHAT THE FUCK
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How am I not supposed to feel some type of way when I get bamboozled by AAAAALLLL these people? 7 DIFFERENT PEOPLE LIED TO ME yet I'm not on the bottom! Gee thanks I can really tell with all this deceit in the air. Like the only person who would've had probable reason to lie is Heather because we don't even talk. The other 6?? I talked to within 2 hours of the vote aka when all this fuckery was going down so that means they actively lied, actively kept me out, and actively don't trust me. Fucking up my game and my villain edit?? Unacceptable- I worked HARD for both of them but now I gotta pop off just to stay alive... like fuck
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And is Jake serious right now? The amount of dirt I have on him could bury him in a second but he's gonna blindside me, the person with the power to make or break his game. Eddie and I gave him the world and he just flipped like THAT? Inch resting. And the Drew thing isn't even relevant because Jake got a heads up, did actually have a working relationship with Drew, was indeed down for that alliance that didn't come to fruition, AND actually snitched about the Drew vote to Drew so take a fucking seat. It doesn't matter that I wanted him in the dark because I knew he would snitch and spoiler alert: HE DID #noregrets. This would only be the same if I found out about the Matt vote and blew it all up to Matt, yet I didn't and somehow Jake is no different than me. Save it- the difference between us is I actually treat you like an ally and you treat me like a fucking number. But I am somehow supposed to trust Jake when all I do is give Jake more chances to prove he's reliable and trustworthy and he flops. There shouldn't be multiple instances both from this game and Crossroads of you being a shitty ally- that's ugly and well all know it. Jake enjoys screwing me like the selfish manipulator he is and he cost himself real allies over people who throw his name out all day everyday. I can't wait for him to read all this back, know who really had his back, and just how badly he played himself BECAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT ALLIES DO!!! AND THE FACT THAT YOU KEEP DOING PULLING THIS SHIT MEANS YOURE NOT REALLY WITH ME AND IF YOU KNOW I COULD EXPOSE YOUR ASS WHY ARE YOU TESTING ME?!?! Big mistake
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And Julia really cut me deep because I thought her of all people would actually be honest with me out of respect. She's essentially saying she doesn't trust me with the Matt vote and that's why I got left out yet it's not what it looks like and I shouldn't be mad. But did we or did we not call earlier so we could "talk everything through?" You left a lot out sis, just so you know. MY FAVORITE PART is me and Rebecka calling her out on call as the Mo source but since she got the vote to be Matt and kiss-and-made-up with Mo, it's all good in the hood. Ummm NO IT'S NOT ALL GOOD and fuck this "do you guys have any more questions?" Get that condescending bullshit out of here- how we a pre-made Final 2 and you running blindsides on me? Keep it- Heather can have your allegiance I don't want it. I can't believe I gave these Crossroads snakes a fair shot and this is how they repay me- by making me look like boo boo the fool. That's ok though: Jake, Julia, Heather, Shoib- they all walking into jury next just watch
also I recant from before- I love Eddie and he's the only person I actually ride with (besides Rebecka and lowkey Mitch). Like yes he's probably a bad influence and has Dr. Brenner tendencies but at least he's loyal. Everyone else will flip for anyone and anything and I'm like where is your self-respect. All I know is once I get power it's over for these hoes cause they just made enemies with the baddest player out here so let the games begin
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Bamboozled- a memoir
Ok so last vote I felt like having a little fun since there was no drama and that's boring.
Mo came to me and asked me what happened with the Ben vote and I told him that someone told me about a 5 person faves alliance so I panicked and voted out Ben. So the part where I heard about the 5 fave alliance is true BUT I heard it from Jake. I told Mo that Eddie told me about it and I also told Mo that Julia is the one who leaked it to Eddie.
So then the vote is between Julia and Mo because Mo starts going around and throwing Julia and Eddie under the bus. Julia gets online and is PISSED OFF, she starts gunning for Mo. Eddie was sitting pretty since he was safe from vote off despite me telling Mo that Eddie leaked to me. Then Julia and Mo make up and turn the vote to Matt and he ends up going home. Out of all the 3 names spread last round none of them were fans names.
Now this round we have Eddie and Julia murdering each other and I am just sitting pretty, this is perfection. Eddie and Julia will go for each other til death do them part. This will come back to bite me soon but for now imma enjoy it.
I love Julia but, LOVE BE SAVING MY ASS RN. HER FIGHTING EDDIE IS AMAZING. SORRY HUN
I’m so over this drama, I’m sure somebody else explained what went down in their confessionals but now there was a huge fight between Eddie and Julia. A pineapple gown with glitter on it, bitch? Girl I just can’t take this, it’s too much, gimme my pocketbook I’m leaving.
These kids think I'm floating, that's it I have had it. Time to crank it up a notch
Ok so last vote I felt like having a little fun since there was no drama and that's boring.
Mo came to me and asked me what happened with the Ben vote and I told him that someone told me about a 5 person faves alliance so I panicked and voted out Ben. So the part where I heard about the 5 fave alliance is true BUT I heard it from Jake. I told Mo that Eddie told me about it and I also told Mo that Julia is the one who leaked it to Eddie.
So then the vote is between Julia and Mo because Mo starts going around and throwing Julia and Eddie under the bus. Julia gets online and is PISSED OFF, she starts gunning for Mo. Eddie was sitting pretty since he was safe from vote off despite me telling Mo that Eddie leaked to me. Then Julia and Mo make up and turn the vote to Matt and he ends up going home. Out of all the 3 names spread last round none of them were fans names.
Now this round we have Eddie and Julia murdering each other and I am just sitting pretty, this is perfection. Eddie and Julia will go for each other til death do them part. This will come back to bite me soon but for now imma enjoy it.
i just love to start drama
so julia called me after the mo vote explaining that the whole eddie vs julia fight started with jake shit talking eddie. now i got them on call and hopefully they can work things through because i want them both to target eddie over each other so WOOOO let's see what happens. love you amanda lynn
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME THE ENERGY AND STRENGTH TO GET THROUGH ANOTHER DAY IN THIS GAME WITH JAKE AND JULIA I AM FUCKING EXHAUSTED!!! ALL THEY DO IS LIE, TIPTOE AROUND TORCHING MY GAME, AND SPREAD FUCKING CHAOS AROUND CAMP AND I HATE IT. I'm at work? Julia and Jake are stirring the pot. I'm on my lunch break?
Julia and and Jake are stirring the pot. I'm out with my family and using my 8% of phone battery to do a mastermind challenge for Atomic? Too bad because Julia and Jake are stirring the pot. I tried to take a fucking nap today and you know what happened? IT GOT INTERRUPTED BY EDDIE CALLING ME TO TELL ME THAT YEP YOU GUESSED IT: JULIA AND JAKE ARE STILL STIRRING THE POT. CAN I FUCKING BREATHE AND OPT OUT OF THESE JULIA AND JAKE NOTIFICATIONS THAT I NEVER ASKED FOR??!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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FUN FACT: SNAKES SLEEP BUT YOU CAN'T TELL BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE EYELIDS! WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR??? OH RIGHT! BECAUSE THERE ARE SNAKES IN THIS GAME WHO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ASLEEP CAUSE THEY AINT RESPONDING TO ME BUT DON'T WORRY! THEY'RE AWAKE THEY'RE JUST ON CALL IN PMS STILL SERVING FRESH TEA AT 2:04 IN THE MORNING ON A FUCKING WEEKDAY SO MY PARANOID ALLY WONT GO TO BED AND APPARENTLY THAT MEANS NEITHER CAN I AND IM SICK OF IT DAMMIT
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ok this is for julia post game. listen BITCH. i only leaked what you said to eddie twice (i think) well two major times so stop thinking that i’m a snake who leaked everything you said like YOU did to me with Ned in Crossroads.
i told eddie you told me about your alliance with Rebecka/Matt but that wasn’t to put a target on you, Eddie did that by coming up with the idea to tell Matt you leaked it.
Also I told Eddie that you said he was a snake in games and fucked over his friends because I wanted to know the truth.
So yeah. I recorded a video confessional that i’ll post soon.
ok so i pulled out my macbook and im sittin here like xoxo gossip beckka. so heres the gossip!!!!!!!:
a. i have no fucking clue how i won touchy subjects and im thankful for immunity but now it makes me look like i know what the fuck is going on in the game and i DONT i really really DONT!!!! much spook very scare.
b. i missed a lot of the drama this round. like really im so confusion. i accidentally answered the call the other night right after tribal and then had to stay but i was too high so i said see ya later pals!! and went to sleep. Then yesterday at work the main chat was blowing up and i didnt have the energy, patience, or phone battery to keep up with it. Now this morning im in my alliance chat with eddie and autumn and theyre like referencing "what happened last night" and im like fuck i went to bed at 9:30 right after cash show like FUCK why am i always high or sleeping???? i should talk to my therapist about that tbh.
c. eddie comes to us with this mastermind plan that we need to get out not jake, not julia, but SHOIB. what has shoib done? where are these numbers coming from? how is that not going to come back to haunt us next round?
d. ive goat a bad feeling about tonight. instant tribal? fuck. i was prepared for it to be a physical endurance comp when amanda asked if we'd all be around with a computer bc i know i can probably win that but its not on cam so FUCK ME RIGHT?????
e. im rlly tired
f. when i get voted out and put in jury im going to respond purely in cortana suggestions for a day or so and not tell anyone and see if anyone notices
g. ok thats it for now tata, cya later alligator, hasta la pasta & all that jazzy stuff bye!!! xoxo gossip beckka
update 5 mins later:
eddies heart is telling him he cant vote jake. autumn and i rlly picked the wrong ally huh
also i miss matt
double also i wish heather left instead of ben
Update: 5 hours before tribal and Jake rlly be coming to me spilling cold dollar store tea with a broken tea bag and there's just gross, cold, loose leaves floating around
I just wanna win man, send em all home.
happy to be immune bc the chances that we're going to rocks I'll put at like 70% hehe
i literally don’t even know how to process what the fuck is happening shit changed every 2 seconds i’m so confused ok so basically i helped flip the vote on matt last round because julia started to think that mo was being used and i knew that matt might have the idol bc eddie told me he probably did so i did that but left eddie and autumn out of the vote
obv eddie was wicked mad and started going off on in the main chat and julia suspected that i leaked stuff to him based on what he was saying
last night trixie called me and told me that julia was saying that i was a snake so we all called her and she said that eddie threw me under the bus to her and was leaking everything i told him about julia so i admitted it
i was upset so i basically confronted eddie and he told me that he never leaked anything to julia and that she actually exposed me etc so i got pissed the fuck off and told eddie autumn rebecka trixie shoib that i wanted julia out
julia gets home and immediately confronts me so i know someone leaked and trixie told me she was pretty sure that autumn or rebecka leaked and i don’t think trixie wanted me and julia against each other so we called our chat and i got julia to admit that autumn was leaking stuff to her and telling her that i wanted to vote julia out and that autumn wanted me out and autumn said that all the boys wantrd her out so now i’m fuckign freaking OUT BECAUSE AUTUMN IS A SNAKE AND PLAYING ALL SIDES AND JOW IT SEEMS THAT PPL WANT AUTUMN IUT I OFJT KNOW WHAT THE FICKNTO DO JM LITERALKY FREAKJNG OUT OMG FJQJSJDNSNSBS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPNING THIS GAME IS LITERALLY CRAZY
I am very upset rn. I have had the hardest time just trying to survive this merge because everyone is againts me. I first have jake throwing me under the bus to eddie. FOR WHAT JAKE. i am still furious about it because he legit had NO right to do me like that. Like NONE. So ive been calling him back and forth but there is apparently a bigger snake in the game. Hi autumn! She wants to lie and say the boys all want me gone. She only did that to ensure heather and i were left out of the vote. How fucking low of her. I deadass opened up to her and Eddie, and I get done like this. Its a
Shame truly. Anyways, i have to now worry about surviving yet AGAIN, and to get autumn voted out.
Im at work and i think autumn will officially be out of season!
My mood is Julia and Heather selling me out on International Women's Day as the Julia leak to be with power snake Jake and ugly ass Shoib but doing it in front of Eddie, who told me immediately, so not only am I staying but one of these antifeminist hoes is getting rocked out. Can we talk about that I KNOW Heather and Julia are full of shit so how has no one thought that maybe I forced all this?? Like they wanna clock me for playing the middle but the gag is I'm about to chop the tribe in half and there will be no middle as of 9 PM EST. Me still surviving the strategic mess I accidentally created? More likely that you think- legends never die. I was scared about tribal, sure! And then I remembered who I am so I'm excited for this messy ass 5-5 vote and why wouldn't I be? I now have 4 strong allies in the other faves, Mitch is turning on Shoib, Eddie is going against Jake, I found the right people who can keep a secret and have my back, and a line is being drawn in the sand tonight. Jake and Julia ain't going to rocks over no damn Shoib and I surely will call their bluff. The snakes are working hard but I'm working harder
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I can't believe Jake and Julia have the audacity to make an enemy out of me THIS EARLY. They thinking about Crossroads when they need to studying All Stars and Himalayas cause Crossroads was the exception in my org career not the rule. I'd like to politely remind everyone that my brand is flipping votes, poisoning jury, forcing ties, and getting shit done. So the way I see it is I'm just getting started- I have enough votes to stay by forcing a power play and I'm blowing this whole tribe up. I cannot wait for Jake and Julia to see who they're dealing with and shut the fuck up for the first time all week. And don't let me win immunity cause it's REALLY a wrap. Timing is everything in this game and I simply don't believe tonight is my time. It is time to take the trash out though and I got my gloves on and my Lysol ready
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SHIT WERE AT TRIBAL AND I FORGOT THIS KSNFLSDNFSDKF
WERE GOING TO ROCKS
I HAVE BURGERS
AAAAAAa
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