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demi-eurovision · 10 months
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from @kuradex
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keesuss · 7 months
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CUBIC. NO.
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blinkinbrothershark · 4 months
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Race: What did you do with the body?
Spot: What didnt I do with the body?
Race:
Spot: Okay that sounds a lot weirder than I intended, I disposed of the corpse respectfully
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aline-the-cat · 1 year
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I was just imagining how much more hilarious it would've been if the Cullens were in college xD
Like, im hs everyone tries to take themselves seriously, everyone gossip about them and they have a ✨️reputation✨️
In college tho, it would've been like:
"Who are they?"
"Ah those are the Cullens, you'll probably see them all over the place"
"They are so pale tho"
"Yeah, wait until you enter next semester"
Also they would be able to stay a few more years than expected
"Hey, didnt the cullens graduated last year?"
"Apparently they are going for a second degree"
"Wtf why? Are they even alive???"
"Who knows, I sometimes dont see them breathe for a while.... but anyway about the paper we have to do-"
Also I feel like it would be funnier if Bella was an undergraduate and her life and morals are twisted by final proyects and horrible teachers
"Bella, everything in me is design to kill, I've kill before, I'm a monster"
"A monster is Mrs Deborah giving us five assigments and three essays for thursday Edward"
Also, just imagine queen bee Alice being loved by all because she has all the question banks for the tests, Bella loves her and also low-key hates her when she teases her in exchange of them
"Why dont you just ask Edward? He literally reads the teacher's mind"
"I asked him once and he went on his 'we have to be good kids and do not bring attention to us' rants"
Alice, who is perfectly aware he was 75% messing with her: "Oh, I see"
Jacob 'I left school to be a werewolf' Black: "Bella whats wrong with you? Is that leech draiming yoi? Are you turning?"
"What? Noo!"
"But you are so pale, you have eyebags and you lool half-dead!"
"Yeah, its called 'end-of-semester"
Also, consider this: fratboy!Emmet 🙌🏻
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nereidprinc3ss · 10 days
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just did a bit of stalking on your blog and i really just think that i need to let you know that i am … also … nineteen LMFAO there’s something i’m the air about mgg and spencer this actually needs to be studied (put me in a room with him & we can do a lot of hands on experiments)
give me handcuffs a hair tie and a room with no windows and im using advanced interrogation on that man no cameras like the cia
unless of course he does want to film it! let’s put that wes anderson internship to work 🙏 close up wide angle deep focus low exposure idc tell me how you want it babe!!!! I’m in intro to film i can keep up
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takkytakk · 2 years
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this is how it went, right? 
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symptoms-syndrome · 8 months
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Firstly, I appreciate all comments on my previous post(s.)
I think though, what I struggle with the most vis a vis being a Bad Kid, is that I don't really know why or how I was a Bad Kid.
One would think that means I can say "ah, there was no evidence that I was a Bad Kid, so I must not have been one!" But unfortunately. My brain is severely fucked.
I don't know why I was a Bad Kid, but I knew I was one. I didn't understand what it was I did or what I could have done better or differently. I just know that I was Bad. I knew I was Bad enough to be kept separate and isolated from even the other Mentally Unwell kids. I knew I was Bad because I spent a lot of time in psychiatric facilities. I knew I was Bad because I got in trouble a lot. I knew I was Bad because I stayed in those facilities way longer than I was supposed to. I knew I was Bad because I got diagnosed with what was essentially explained to me as Terrible Manipulative Person Disorder when I was younger than the usual requirement for it. That's how Bad I was. A special sort of Bad. Rare and complex and dangerous.
So much work and effort and energy was expended on me because of how Bad I was. It just seems like a lot of wasted energy to work that much on isolating and managing and monitoring and punishing the Special Bad if it wasn't actually Bad. I could understand it if it was a neglectful sort of thing. But it wasn't. It was very active and very hands-on and I can't imagine someone going through all the effort if the kid isn't actually Bad.
But ultimately, I don't actually know how or why I was Bad. I don't really know what it was about me that made people feel like they had to go the extra mile in containing me or why I wasn't Regular Mentally Ill like the other kids in SpEd. I was always kind of the odd one out, the only one like me even in the spaces for people who were supposedly like me. So it's not that I was mentally ill, I can't really blame mental illness or trauma or any of that because those other kids who weren't Bad but just Unwell had that too. They were a subject of pity, but I was a subject of...I don't know. Frustration, I think.
I definitely didn't try to be Difficult. I tried very hard to not be Bad. It just sort of followed me around like a curse.
If I could identify the Bad, why I was labelled that way or treated that way, maybe I could refute it. But I don't know why! I was just told I was dangerous and complex and Bad and then treated accordingly. I thought I was relatively well behaved, all things considered. But of course, I'm biased. Me saying I'm not Bad is part of the Bad I think. According to psychs. I can just never take accountability.
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zak-does-things · 8 months
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A circumcised dom? You mean a cropped top?
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taylorswiftshipsbyler · 2 months
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AHHHH SCREAMIFDBBFBNGNGNG
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boxwinebaddie · 6 months
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i saw you were taking reading requests, so nina will you pretty pretty pls dramatically read jersey kyle's rm4 stan letter? owo
OHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!! okay i am laughing and crying. this is embarrassing, but you said pretty pretty please, so for you, petal, anything.
a reminder, i am not a voice actor, i write bad fanfiction on the internet and apparently do even Worse voices for your entertainment.
so i only did like the first two paragraphs ( like oh my god, if this doesn't traumatize you and you want the rest you can have it ) and i really do...sound like harley quinn. i'm so sorry. i did my best lmao
but here you go, welcome to uncle nina badly narrates her fanfictions part...3? 4? slash the peppermint/rm official audiobook ashlkdsk
-uncle nina, hiding behind my hands
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lostgirl1428 · 8 months
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Succubus In Space
(Yes I hate myself as much as you probably hate me)
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….also unlike my adventure in writing my Doc Strange fan fic with this OC there’s only a 1% chance I’ll actually write this one 💀 mostly because Din is impossible for me to write. Listen, I can probably pull off writing Boba Fett…but Din? He would be TERRIFIED of my OC. I tried to write one chapter for shits and giggles and he shoots her in the head and she laughs (the bitch can’t die) SO LIKE….how would the mother fucker react to a bitch cackling at him with a blaster hole between her eyes? Like…I had to stop there because idk how to move on from that one. Idk I wont be writing till after this semester anyways but LMK HOW YOU THINK HE’D REACT TO THAT BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING.
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ancrky · 2 years
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have we all emotionally recovered enough from nona to start calling gideon’s chest wound her chussy? …… and making truly inappropriate jokes about it?
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he transitioned, it's hatsune mike now
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the-gayest-sky-kid · 4 months
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god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers
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wtfcl0ud · 3 months
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you may think your only options are
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but in fact you can
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daftmooncretin · 4 months
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
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for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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