#im so happy 32 isnt the end
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now reading 2ha vol 2
ch 55 - 71
… but the careless thought would fly through his mind and soon be lost, like the drizzle of rain falling into a deep pond.
Mo Ran’s entire existence put into words perfectly
1. now im sad 😭
Ahhh the way Shi Mei’s death is described is gut wrenching. I was so sad reading that. But yeah, at least there are more details to what happened. It seems like Chu Wanning couldn’t do anything to save him that day. Or rather, he had to choose. I feel like if he tried saving Shi Mei, he wouldn’t hold the barrier. So he chose, faithful to his principles. It ties to Chu Xun’s sacrifice that seems to be supposed to show how hard of a decision it must have been both on Chu Xun and Chu Wanning. My guess is Mo Ran either didn’t realize at the time that CWN had to choose one over the other or he couldn’t understand why he would sacrifice his disciple to protect all those people he himself doesn’t care about.
But damn that description hurt. Mo Ran’s heart was truly aching. And that comparison to a snowflake, equally beautiful and equally unimportant. Ehh
@thegreymoon if this is "moderate and usual amount of suffering" then i dont know if i want to continue!!!!
(jk, i like when it hurts 🙂)
2. Chu Wanning is even more awkward than i was in high school which should be considered an achievement
Tbh I like moments of Mo Ran’s longing for Chu Wanning. And how he reacts when he sees Chu Wanning finally after all this time CWN spend “in seclusion”. Its lovely, but also hes so dumb for not realizing. This whole whatever was going on between them during New Years Eve celebration was just lovely but also so awkward. Chu Wanning deliberately giving him a copper coin dumpling? Absolutely cute. But also so awkward and just 😬 Instead of finding thousands of weird ways to flirt maybe just tell him? Idk its an outrageous idea, but idk give it a try maybe?? And omg that awkward moment when he wanted to invite mo ran to watch fireworks but… yeah. I felt it in my bones.
3. Breaking news, Mo Ran, despite being 32 yo in 16 yo body mentally somehow ended up being 5
Sometimes it feels to me as if mo ran desired CWN not as a person but as an object. And he is even comparing him to an ugly box that nobody wanted with perfectly fine food inside. An ugly box only he himself dared to open to discover the treasure inside. And he is so childishly jealous when now that box is on display for everyone to look at. Its almost silly. But also yeah, its another time he treats CWN more like a thing he owns. And nobody else should see any worth in that thing, because its only his to consume. There is a fine expression in my native language for a person like that, and funny enough, its also dog related. But I couldn't find any translation that would convey all the nuisance. It’s for a person that won’t let anyone else enjoy a thing even if they themselves have no intention of enjoying that thing either. It reminded me of this quote:
Eventually, like a beast, he had known only one thing: that Chu Wanning was his. Even if he didn’t care for Chu Wanning, he was still his to sunder and to ruin.
And like… Right now, Mo Ran seems to me like an annoying jealous kid that wants CWN for himself out of pure spite. Because CWN never gave MR attention he thought he was owed or that he deserved. I want to punch him just a bit.
4. Shi Mei is totally Chu Wanning’s wingman
Like he always tries to show Mo Ran that CWN isnt all that bad XD And I won’t believe he didn’t realize after all those completely awkward confessions and random hand holdings that Mo Ran has feelings for him. Like I won’t believe he wouldn’t see right through him especially on that boat. And I think he is smarter than MR and saw that CWN isn’t indifferent to Mo Ran after all. I want to say he would be happy if they’d get together but BASED ON COMMUNITY’S REACTIONS i feel like i will look like a clown lol. But oh well thats my very biased impression of Shi Mei.
@rosemary-screams
Never back down never what? NEVER GIVE UP!
Also it dawned on me while reading that you’re totally right @02cm, Mo Ran totally is wasting his chances with Shi Mei. I mean it happened before but that boat scene striked me as so annoyingly obvious. Like, he knows Shi Mei dies after he gets back from that “summer camp” in peach blossom springs. Its not gonna be long till that day and he can’t be sure it won’t happen again. And he is waiting around, unable to express his feelings that he was supposed to be so sure of. Is it… perhaps… a live showcase of Mo Ran’s only two brain cells almost connecting? Almost! Not quite there yet, but we’re on the right path.
5. This book makes me feel disdain towards the characters and then feel bad for them in the matter of chapters njnjgviuvnjuigi im not well
I'm so heartbroken with the story of how Mo Ran was punished when he tried to steal the haitang flower for Chu Wanning because he had a crush on him. And CWN never let him speak and explain himself and punished him instead. I mean it’s kinda understandable but it makes me sad knowing that MR had such pure intentions... Also, that bedtime story about ox… Mo Ran sees himself in that boy? Because it seems like he always took the beatings no matter if he deserved it and nobody was kind enough to actually listen? And it seems like it will happen again now that he's being framed for murder.
6. Me when MR gave Xia Sini butterfly hair clip and made his hair:
THIS HAS NO REASON TO BE SO CUTE. Also i'm actually enjoying that smol Chu Wanning arc despite being weirded out at first. It gave CWN opportunity to be more relaxed around MR and the rest. And just like he can enjoy sweets as much as he wants without having to worry about losing his face, he can also just chill a bit because oh boy, my guy needed it so much
7. Someone really dislikes Mo Ran and is actively plotting his demise (which im not even surprised with). It’s either someone he already managed to wrong after reincarnating or someone of those many, many people he offended in his past life that somehow also got reincarnated into the past. What are the odds?!
Also, if Chu Wanning and Chu Xun are related (rather closely given how they look alike) and Chu Xun died and Chu Lan died and it seemed like there wasn’t anyone left out of their bloodline… how. Also what’s the self sacrifice gene because it clearly runs in this family.
#2ha#erha#2ha spoilers#the husky and his white cat shizun#erha he ta de bai mao shizun#now reading: 2ha#once again thank you for reading!
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//REACTION TIME NANAMAN AKA SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 32 IPOS
I ALRESDY MEDSED UP MY THROAT AND LUNGS CAUSE OF MY REACTION TO THE SUMMARY MY GOSHDHFH
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I JUST IM TEARING UP NA JUST READING THIS WHOLE THING
ARROW MENTIONING HOW TORNADO CRIED HERSELF TO SLEEP ITS JUST ITS STABBING MY HEART RN
Im not crying YOU ARE- i CANT WITJ THESE TWO I SWEAR
"Sadly, Blue Pteter was all too used to it by now."
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IM NOT SURE IF I CAN EVEN TYPE OUT MOST OF MY REACTIONS CAUSE LIKE I JUST AAAHFGFHGGHHGHGH MY THROAT WILL NOT BE OKAY
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THEYRE ONE OF THE ULTAMITE FLUFF DUOS FOR SURE AHGKFJWKUWJDFJ
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"I told the Trust to bond Gold Dust into Tornado's frames when they were forged but they refused to listen to me." IM SORRY. HE LEGIT KNEW ABOUT ALL THIS ALL THAT THE ENTIRE TIME???????? HE AND SIR NIGEL VISITED TORNADO BEFORE SHE WAS AWAKENED???????????? TBIS IS JSUT. ITS SHOCLING. ITS A BANG OF A NEWS FLASH RN
IM SHOOK WGARA WHATA HE JUST HE JUST GAVE HIS HOLD DUST TO NORTH
THAT CONFIRMS ONE OF MY THEORIES, BEING THE ABILITY TO GIVE ONE YOUR OWN GOLD DUST. IM SHOOKEN TO MY CORE RN WHAT
Wait WOW WHAT HOLY GOSH MY GAD HES JUST HIS GDC HE WHARDBHAHAHA HOLY MOLY MY GOSHSHDVFB
Eh well NORTH TRUTH BE TOLD LANG WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM SOMEBODY WHOS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER HIM-
"At least this way, I can do something right in my pathetic existence." OKAY. PAUSE. SIT. WHAT. NORTH JUSKO YOU HAVE SO MUCH USEFUL KNOWLEDGE RN AND YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR AAAGHHGHHGHGHGH FH
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IS THIS SOME SORT OF GOLD DUST OCCURENCE TYPE THING OR????? HOLY GOSH
Im not okay anymore. IM NOT OKAY ANYMORE. TIMEOUT TIMEOUT MUNA BEFORE I END THIS REACTION WAITLANG I NEED TO GRAB SOMETHING. RN.
I cant I cannot rn Im not gonna survive the next chapters
#I cant I need support physical and mental support.#yiau: reviews of readers!#ttte young iron au#cheesy/shit posts
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could you pls do a karl jacobs x reader with 9 & 11 from the fluff prompt list? fem or gn pronouns are fine!! <3
Crush Culture
karl jacobs x reader blurb!
Thanks for the request!! I hope you like it 💓
9) "Dumb ass I love you" "That was aggressive-"
32) "Oh shit you're Jealous?!"
(They changed the number from 11 to 32 btw)
⚠︎ swearing, jealousy, angst, fluff at the end, not that much dialouge, unrequited love, I didn't proofread..sorry
Masterlist!
Karl was such a sweet and caring soul. He would do anything for anyone, but sometimes that got in the way of your plans.
You and Karl lived in the same area, well you both found out you two lived in the same after planning to do a streamer meetup to show both of your fans. He had thought you lived further away, so when you both showed up at the selected place at the same time you both realized you live in the same state.
Ever since then you two hung out more and more, fans thought you two were dating because of how many times you showed up on Karl's streams instead of your own. You both debunked the idea multiple times but fans still insisted that you two were lying, jokingly saying that you were replacing Sapnap.
After a months of hanging out, having sleepovers, listening to his laugh, looking into his eyes, you started to slowly fall for the man. Especially with all the time he's willingly spending with you. He invited you to shoots with the Mr. Beast crew and after that you both went to Taco Bell, and that became a regular thing for you two.
The falling point for you is when Karl started to get touchy. He started hugging you from behind at random times, draping his arm over your shoulder, jokingly tries to kiss you during streams. At some point in the day Karl had to have a hand on you shoulder or at least two hugs. It made you want those hugs more often, and it slightly bothered you that he gave those out to anyone.
It was selfish of you to think like this, but isnt that human nature? It was a new thing for you to want to be with someone this much. It felt like you had to go all out to get Karl to notice you wanted to be with him. You started reciprocating his hugs and small touches, started making plans more often, sending little hearts after text messages. You could've told him your feelings toward him, but that wasnt your forté. At least right now.
Karl didn't notice the change in your attitude. Maybe he thought that his actions were rubbing off on you. You were so close to straight up saying "I love you" to him at this point. Looking back, you thought that your advances werent good enough, so right now you didnt try that much. You really wanted to be with Karl, but it seemer like it wasn't the time right now.
When you made up your mind that you wouldn't confess, Karl seemed to find someone. Her name to you was "candle girl", she was a girl who worked at a candle store that Karl had a crush on. He talked about her with a smile, the smile that you loved. He told you how she looked, and how sweet she was and how he went out of his comfort zone to talk to her.
Karl talked about her so highly you seemed like a second thought to him. He talked about her on stream while you were there too and you had to act like you were happy for him when in reality, when you wanted Karl to talk about you with the same gleam in his eyes like he talked about "candle girl".
It was one particular stream where you finally blew a fuse.
"Okay so me and y/n are going to head out. This stream was fun! Thank you all for joining." Karl exclaimed.
The chat went fast as Karl tried to pick out comments. You were swaying back in forth in your chair just wanting to get to Taco Bell before they closed. The stream ran longer than usual and the only thing you two ate where popcorn and Monsters.
"Where are you going? We're going to Taco Bell as always." You answered the question that someone commented.
"It's a tradition we have!" Karl added on.
"Y/N is replacing Sapnap? Yes I am hopefully." You said jokingly, knowing that would get clipped.
There was a pause, Karl was about to end his live until a question came up about if he has a crush on someone. You knew the rant about the candle girl was coming soon so you braced for the heartache you were inevitably about to face.
"My crush? There's this girl that works at like a Bath and Body Works you know? And I really like her. I actually got het number!" Karl turned to you when he said that last part.
"You did?" You asked stunned.
He laughed like he was surprised at himself.
"Yeah! Aren't you proud? Im a man now!" Karl joked around.
You mumbled an incoherent sentence, clearly not wanting to hear what he had to say about the girl. It was selfish of you to be jealous that he wasnt talking about you that way. Karl finally ended the stream and closed everything on his computer before the two of you headed out to his car.
You sat in the passenger side and he climbed into the drivers seat. He turned the car in and you both sat in the car not talking only with the radio playing softly in the background. It was a comfortable silence, but you wanted to say something, anything, but it wasnt coming out of your mouth. Seemingly the universe was for you because the text message on Karl's phone finally made you speak up.
"Oh!" Karl exclaimed as he opened his phone.
"Whos the text from?" You asked.
Karl laughed, "How'd you know?"
"Im a genius aren't I?" You smiled.
"Yeah you are. Its the girl! She texted me." Karl said while typing on his phone, clearly focused.
He kept doing so while smiling at the textx sent back and forth. It was uncomfortable for you while Karl and the girl texted quickly.
"I was actually anxious if she was gonna text me back or not. She's actually a fast typer-"
"Can we just go to Taco Bell." You interrupted Karl.
"What's wrong?" Karl put his phone down, but the notifications were still glowing in his screen in the dark car.
"I dont know. Just drive."
"No Y/N tell me."
"Karl I'm hungry lets go, please?"
"Not until you look at me and tell me whats the matter!" Karl pressed on.
"I said it's-
"Y/N!"
"Okay! Dumb ass I like you!" You shouted finally fed up with his pressure.
"That was aggressive-" Karl laughed after that.
You shouldn't have said that. His eyes widened at your sudden, agressive, confessions. It was embarrassing. You were about to get out of the car, your eyes kept staring at your lap or anywhere else, but Karl's way. Karl placed a hand on your shoulder while his phone was still blowing up from text messages.
Karl suddenly gasped and started laughing.
"Oh shit, You're Jealous?!"
You immediately looked towards him with confusion in your eyes. "Yeah I am! You're talking about this girl you like, you have this glow in your eyes when you talk about her, and I know it's selfish, but I want that."
Karl leaned over the armrest and kissed you on the cheek while you stared out of the front windshield.
"There's no need to be jealous!" Karl said as you both stared at eachother.
"I like you Karl. If you haven't figured it out yet." You laughed slightly.
"I like you too." Karl smiled wide and you matched his smile.
"Wait!" You started again. "What about the other girl?"
"Oh yeah about her." Karl started to laugh. "Its just a small crush. The real crush I have is you. I get so giddy when we spend time together and when I get a small text from you. Everything."
You both were leaning against the arm rest, Karl leaned his head on your shoulder as your hand rested in his hair. It was an akward position, but that didn't matter right now. Taco Bell could wait
"Maybe I was trying to make you jealous." Karl spoke up.
"Really?!"
"No!" Karl laughed. "I'm not that smart."
"Well everything worked out in our favor." You spoke up.
"Yeah. I love you, but you knew that already." Karl sat up and gave you a smile.
"I love you too Karl Jacobs."
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#finch i want you to know that every time you add my tags to one of ur posts i happy stim #i also have sm more to say abt the power dynamics of the team #ESP WITH NATE
#bc. nate is based off of anger #he is So Angry all the time #nate gets so angry and he ends up hurting his team bc of it #but the team trusts nate bc they Know he's angry #the know he's angry and they See Him and can trust that he will continue to be Angry
#and nate trusts the team bc he knows they can/will push back on him if he goes too far #there's just. #a delicate balance #bc Yes nate is an asshole #Yes he hurt the team before #but the team can and will push back #its how they work
#bc with moreau there's just the need for blood #there's no burning force with him #it's just 'do as i say or else' #so there's no trust there bc moreau's group they Can't push back #moreau treats his group like a game that he controls #nate treats his team like a family #bc family is messy and there are too many ties to think about sometimes #but family is Trust #and nate Trusts the team
#i just. this is a long rant#do i make sense??? #i think i do #tag rant [via @themagnificentmx on this very long post]
OKAY WAIT this DOES make sense and I ALSO HAVE A THOUGHT ABT THIS, because moreau is definitely not angry like how nate is angry, but i do think nate's control issues being like...A Thing in the show is very interesting when we then look at moreau's whole situation
like eliot can tell someone works for moreau because of how he operates, and chapman has eliot's old job but is still chastising eliot for not doing things Exactly the way moreau wants them done. chapman's memorized exactly what moreau said, and eliot doesnt need his hand held, but eliot is the Exception
and i went off on a tangent over [here] about like...moreau & façade, but i think part of why it's easy to trust nate's anger is because nate's anger isn't. hidden? really? he's not making it look like anything else. they can recognize it and they know it and they know how to push back against it, and they know that they CAN push back against it. they can steer him when he gets sloppy, and he trusts them enough to let them
whereas moreau is all about Perception and Image and he has like 32 layers of genial smiles and forced calm that you'd have to peel back to find the anger, if it's there. you can't trust anything about him, because it's all Constructed it's fake its for show. there's no burning force because the "do as i say or else" isnt the product of something. its the goal. its the interest in its entirety
idk where i'm going with this here, something something control for control's sake vs control out of fear or anger etc, u have good thoughts on nate and im yelling
#i love ur tags!!!!!! they make me v happy pls continue 2 share ur good thoughts#finchtalks#also. something something control something something trust something something eliot being the exception to moreaus micromanaging#im thinking thoughts
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I count 32 folder emojis so you get 32 headcanons. A moment of silence for everyones dashboards, bc im too lazy to add a read-more line.
When Gwen became queen, she decided that they could get a different servant to wake them up so as to let merlin sleep in. George is an early bird, so he is happy to wake them up most mornings (except in special circumstances like birthdays or whatever, then merlin will surprise them with breakfast in bed)
Lancelot was young when bandits killed his family/village, and spent most of childhood and formative years on the streets as an orphan
Gwaine is pan
Sometimes, merlin will use his animation magic to bring balinors dragon statue to life. He'll sit there in his room, watching it eagerly fly in circles overhead. He named it Flappy
As an extension of the previous point, Merlin is really bad at naming things. The name "aithusa" only came to him bc of dragonlord magic. For example, upon catching/killing a rat in arthurs chambers, he named it "Ratravaine"
Gwen, on the other hand, spends a whole day nervously agonizing over what to name something. Elyan caught a caterpillar and asked Gwen what it should be called, but this only drew her into a week-long crisis. By the time she decided on the name "Wilbur", Elyan had already released it back into the wild
Ygraine and Nimueh definitely had a gay thing back in their teenage years, and ygraine was definitely bi, and nimueh definitely used to tease uther about how she hecked his wife before he did
Arthur is a dog person
Percival is afraid of deep water and also doesnt know how to swim. But after elyans lake funeral, percival became determined to learn - perhaps it was merely a coincidence, or perhaps out of some morbid desire to one day wade out into the lake and feel closer to his fallen friend
Arthurs love language is gift giving. Gwaine, leon, and lancelot are acts of service. Merlin and Gwen are words of affirmation. Percival is quality time. Elyan is physical touch
Post season 3, Morgana grew to hate flowers because they reminded her too much or Gwen, but could never bring herself to crush/destroy them
Arthur has a lactose intolerance, but since no one knew what that was back then, no one thought to tell him to stop eating dairy
Pre-canon, Gwaine and Tristan/Isolde worked together on some smuggling gigs
Gwen, Merlin, and Arthur meet up with Tristan to visit Isolde's grave and pay their respects once a year
Tristan turned down Arthurs offer of knighthood, but does come to help out whenever they need it. He makes no secret that merlin is his favorite
Post-canon, Merlin is THE pokemon card collector. Like. He keeps binders full of them. Doesnt trade or compete in card games/tournaments, though. He just likes to look at them
Percival is an artist. As a kid he didnt have any art supplies, but he used to carve amazing sketches into the dirt using sticks. Knowing this, Lancelot bought him a box of paints using his first Knight WageTM
On his deathbed, Percival asked Merlin to fetch his paint box. The paints had long since run out, but he kept the box as a comfort, and as a reminder of all the friends he had lost. He holds it to his chest as he lets out his final breath. Merlin buries him with the box in hand
George is left-handed
During council meetings, Gwen and Merlin will make faces at each other when no one is looking
Merlin actually hates the color gold, for reasons you can probably imagine
Merlin starts season 1 at the age of 17, is 27 by season 5, and 1500+ by the end of the series
Post-canon, Merlin has begun studying robotics in the hopes of one day creating an ai sophisticated enough to be his companion. After all, a well-maintained machine wont die as quickly or easily as a human would
Gwen's favorite color is purple/lilac
Leon suffers from insomnia and also has major PTSD
You know the "Siblings Song" by Brian David Gilbert? That but with Leon, Elyan, and Gwen (leon being the oldest brother, obviously)
Merlin will pack-bond with anything. He once painted a face onto Arthurs chair, named it Mr. Seat, and forbade arthur from sitting on it. Gwen played along, and under her orders Mr. Seat was placed in the vaults
Gwen is poly, but knows that arthur isnt as comfortable with open relationships so she doesnt pursue anything polyamorous out of a respect for his boundaries
Everyone thinks mordred is innocent bc he's the Baby Of The Family, but he actually curses worse than a sailor. And his curses are creative too. He did spend some time working with slavers, after all
Theres this one noble who used to bully servants, even bullied gwen and Merlin. So when gwen became queen, thereby outranking the noble, she was all "ooooh ive been waiting a long time for this" and gave up half of the noble's land to the nearby villages. Merlin wouldve preferred she punch that bastard in the nose, but she insists this way is much more effective (it is)
Between the stone dog, the dragon in the flames spell, and the horse in the smoke spell, Merlins favorite type of magic is animation magic. He likes bringing things to life, bc for just a moment those magical constructs make him feel the tiniest bit less alone
Merlin has very faint freckles that only pop out when he spends long periods of time in the sun. Incidentally, these freckles also glow gold when he uses magic
Thanks for the ask! <3
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Anon said: Are you still into krbk? I noticed you haven't draw them a lot recently (I don't mean to pressure you, I was just wondering)
I still very much am!!! but a convergence of unrelated happenings (my focus being unusually scattered, lack of general motivation, them not having interacted much in the manga lately, my having pulled out of the fandom a little for a bunch of reasons, having gotten into a lot of new things I want to make a lot of stuff for ??) had my output of stuff for them/inspiration related to them die down a lot ): I miss them though, I should fill a page with doodles of them one of these days... well, I haven’t drawn much in genereal lately, so maybe let’s start first with fixing that haha
Anon said: Fun Fact : In smash bros ultimate there are spirits with octopath traveler and they're in pairs and guess what ? Alfyn and Therion are together :3
I KNOW!!!!!! It makes me so emo I’m a bundle of feelings they’re soulmates I tell youuuuuuuuuuu ;;A;; (little inconsequential things making me a mess, what’s new xD) - another fun fact is that h’aanit and ophilia share one too!! and I ship them too!! and cyrus and tressa share one as well, and they’re my brother’s mains in his save! A series of delightful little coincidences haha
Anon said: Will you be drawing more Jujutsu Kaisen? I love your art sm and I would love to see more!!!!
Right now I feel like I want to spend the next ten years drawing these kids, so I sure hope so! But as I said my focus has been very scattered for the past three or so months, so I can’t promise anything ): let’s both enjoy it while it lasts haha
Anon said: You are my emotional support artist. I check back every once and a while and BOOM. Serotonin.
You’re too kind!!!! But thank you, I’m glad I can make you feel better! :D
Anon said: i'm super new to your art (and mha) and i just wanted to say your krbk stuff is just !!!!!!! it makes me so happy and makes my poor jaded heart feel something and it's just all around incredible!!!
Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!! I’m glad you like my way of portraying the kids!!!!
Anon said: I’m about to cry I’ve spent an hour looking though your bnha tag for that lil comic where Kiri hugs Baku and. It. Sent. Me. Back. To. The. Top. I didn’t even get to finish reading it. I’m so upset. So. So. So. Upset.
(same) Anon said: OH MY GOSH IT KEEPS SENDING ME TO THE TOO I HATE MOBILE AND LOVE YOU I LVOE YOU BUT THIS WEBSITE IS K I L L I N G ME I JIST WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS AS KIRI ATTEMPTS TO HUG BAKUGOU BUT NOOOO, AN HOUR OF MY TIME ISNT ENOUGH SAYS THE TIME STEALER
(samesame) Anon said: I. Found the hug thing. On Pinterest. In. Five. Seconds. I hate life but also it was really cute. Thank you but seriously I hate this website
The saga hahaha sorry anon I couldn’t get to you before you went out of your mind trying to find it, I got the asks in the middle of the night! Glad you could find it, though I’m kinda sad you had to look on pinterest for it (...sad it is on pinterest at all tbh) here it is anyway, if this is the one you were talking about! you really went back in the years for this one huh
Anon said: So for that thing that you made a w h i l e ago where Bakugou ruffles Kirishima’s hair, right? So I imagine Kiri is like w h a t and calls over Mina or Denki or Sero or all of them or something like that and tells them and is freaking out and they’re like “he wasn’t in the right mindset, you know he sleeps at 8:32” and make a joke out of it as Kiri is freaking out. And Kiri is freaking out soooo much as they are crying laughing on the floor at Bakugou’s sleeping schedule.
hahaha I’m sure he must have freaked out on them at some point after that, and bakugou must have done the same (probably with jirou, less likely but more hilarious with todoroki or tokoyami haha) - though, the original idea came from a bigger one where the scene in the comic didn’t bring them anywhere closer to getting together (or figuring out they’re into each other, for the matter lmao idiots) maybe one day I’ll get back on that >:]
Anon said: In your comments, you said “at this point my hands will never forget” and I had a nozaki-kun memory float into my head, imagining him sick and trying to make his deadline xD yes muscle memory
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anon you have no idea how often I think about that hahaha yes, I say my hands won’t forget but we all know that’s exactly how it’ll end at some point lol
Anon said: dang this happens all the time like I follow someone for their bnha content and then like two months after following them I find out they used to make yowapeda content and im just sitting their like dang thats wild because bnha and yowapeda are like the only two animes I watch
ANON!!!! HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always so nice to find other ywpd fans!!!!!!!! Sorry I’m not making art for it anymore (for now) but despite my sister insisting I read the manga already I’ve been putting it off......for years lol but it’s on my reading list!! So maybe I’ll get back on it at some point!
Anon said: FRAN!!!!!! i love ur art so much and im trying to buy ur products on redbubble and i geniunely cant decide what to get!!!!! i tired asking my friend but she doesnt know which one either hahahahhahah ig i just wanted to send this because i really appreciate u and u are very talented. im sending u lots of high vibrations and love❤️🧡
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! It means so much to me that you guys are still buying my stuff (TTATT) I should...........seriously update it..........gomen m(._.)m
Anon said:YES YES YEEES MORE ALFYON ON THE WAYYYYYY 💖💖💖💖💖 They're both the cutest really their ship is the beeest
Try reading some the alfyon fanfics if you have some time, they're really good ! The one i really recommend you is Crismonberries, blackberries by court_court on Ao3 !Your art is the best ever can't wait to see more octopath !!💖💖💖
Anon thank you SO MUCH for suggesting that fic to me I!!!!!!!!!!!! loved it so much I deep-dived into it and spent two straight days reading it it’s such a gem!!!!! ;;; bless you
Anon said: Have you watched Fullmetal Alchemist?
Hell yeah! Only Brotherhood though. I read the manga too tho!!
Anon said: Have you read Noragami? It’s one of my favourite manga, and the anime isn’t half bad either (still waiting for s3 tho lol) anyway it’s really good, concept-wise it’s similar to Soul Eater, I totally recommend
I watched the first season back when it aired! It’s not really my thing though ): feels a bit sad in that very specific way that always ends up just making me miserable as I keep reading............................... sorry
Anon said: I will never not be in love with your art. Everytime I'm feeling down and/or missing the boys I scroll through your krbk tag and it reminds me exactly of why I love them so much and I'm so thankful for that. Your brand of krbks is the one I love the most and honestly thank you so much for all your marvelous art of them and of other things as well because you art is just so pretty and I love seeing your ocs and other fandom art 💕💕💕
Anon I love you......................... ;;;;; thank you so much, you have no idea how much this means to me (oTT^TT)o<3
#fran answers#long post#chatter chatter chatter#you guys are always so nice to me man#every time i write out one of these posts i'm overwhelmed by just how much love piles up in my inbox#sob#love you all
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You & Me : chapter 49
A Niall Horan fanfiction ; rated MA
Sequel to AM CONVERSATIONS
CHAPTER 1 || CHAPTER 2 || CHAPTER 3 || CHAPTER 4 || CHAPTER 5 || CHAPTER 6 || CHAPTER 7 || CHAPTER 8 || CHAPTER 9 || CHAPTER 10 || CHAPTER 11 || CHAPTER 12 || CHAPTER 13 || CHAPTER 14 || CHAPTER 15 || CHAPTER 16 || CHAPTER 17 || CHAPTER 18 || CHAPTER 19 || CHAPTER 20 || CHAPTER 21 || CHAPTER 22 || CHAPTER 23 || CHAPTER 24 || CHAPTER 25 || CHAPTER 26 || CHAPTER 27 || CHAPTER 28 || CHAPTER 29 || CHAPTER 30 || CHAPTER 31 || CHAPTER 32 || CHAPTER 33 || CHAPTER 34 || CHAPTER 35 || CHAPTER 36 || CHAPTER 37 || CHAPTER 38 || CHAPTER 39 || CHAPTER 40 || CHAPTER 41 || CHAPTER 42 || CHAPTER 43 || CHAPTER 44 || CHAPTER 45 || CHAPTER 46 || CHAPTER 47 || CHAPTER 48
NOTES:
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-im sorry, i never proofread, i hate it.
-there WILL be smut. but not only smut.
-this is a romance, comedy, smut story.
-for the summary, check my MASTERLIST.
READ AM CONVERSATIONS AGAIN ON WATTPAD HERE
- notes: one more chapter and this story will be over. im extremely emotional rn.
(both povs again! also i hope the smut scene isnt too disappointing)
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Chapter 49
NIALL
How we managed to actually fly to Vegas without any pictures taken or meeting any fan seemed like a miracle. Something was clearly on our side and I took it as a very good sign. I watched her as she threw her bags on the carpet when we walked in the suite I had rented for the week and her lips curled. She let out a few cute giggles before running to the bed and jumping on it. It was huge, shaped like a heart with red silk sheets and a velvet cover of the same color except a bit darker. Olivia started jumping more as she kept laughing and I rolled my eyes with a smile when I noticed the pillows falling one by one from the bed to end on the floor.
"This is the cheesiest shit i've ever seen." I pointed out with a chuckle. "And stop this, you're gonna hurt yourself."
She turned to me and stopped jumping before sending me a smirk. "Make me."
We stared at each other for a few seconds and suddenly, I jumped on the bed too and she let out a short scream. I wrapped my arms around her but one of my legs weakened and I brought her in my falling before we both bounced on the bed. It made her laugh even more and I smiled as she panted, her lips parted. I ended up on top of her and she spread her legs a bit as I layed between them. She finally looked in my eyes and sent me a fond smile that I sent back. I couldn't believe we were here and I couldn't believe we were about to do what we were about to do.
"In less than 12 hours you're gonna be my wife, how does it feel?"
Her traits softened and she brought her hand to my face, running her fingertips on my cheek and jaw slowly. "Like I'm exactly where I'm meant to be, doing exactly what I'm meant to do."
I let my eyes roam on her face and smiled again before bending down closer and kissing her lips gently. "With the only person I'll ever be in love with." I added, finishing her thought in a whisper against her mouth.
"Mmhm." she replied, bringing her other hand to my cheek and cupping my face. "But you're not supposed to shag the bride before she says 'I do'."
I smirked against her lips and couldn't help but let out a chuckle. "You really want to follow that rule?"
"It's good for building up the tension."
"The sexual tension, you mean." I corrected.
"Mmhm, and besides, you're probably going to fuck me in all the ways you want, whenever you want and for as long as you want... for a whole week. Right?"
"That's the plan." I whispered, gripping her hair in one fist as I held myself with my elbows on each sides of her head.
"What's a few hours, then?"
"You're gonna have to ask that question to my cock, petal."
She laughed again and my grip in her hair loosened as my lips curled. She was right, we didn't need to have sex now, we'd have plenty of time for that, and I was going to make sure she got whatever she needed and wanted during this whole trip.
"What do you want, my love. Food? A nap?" I just asked, raising my eyebrows. "Name it and it's yours."
Her smile faltered and she tilted her head on the side, her hair spread on the bed. She finally pressed her lips together before my name escaped them softly, in a murmur.
"Niall James Horan."
I chuckled with a fond smile and shook my head slightly. "I'm already all yours."
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"I shouldn't have eaten a second piece of pie." she pointed out, trying to zip her dress.
I watched her squirm and groan for a few more seconds and let out a small laughter before placing myself behind her and zipping her dress easily. I leaned my chin on her naked shoulder and wrapped my arms around her waist from behind, my eyes closed. She smelled good, the same mix of honey and vanilla she always smelled, and something twisted in my stomach as I realized it was a smell I would always enjoy. For the rest of my life.
"It's a spray." she just said, making me open my eyes and frown.
"Excuse me?" I asked, moving back up to look at her as she turned to me.
She nibbled on her bottom lip for a few seconds while staring at me and finally, she reached for her bag, taking something out and quickly putting it in my hand. I frowned more, bringing it to my face, as I checked the product. It was, indeed, a body spray that she clearly also used in her hair. I turned the small bottle in my hand and finally nodded.
"I'm gonna buy this company and make sure they keep making this product until the day that I die."
She let out a short laughter and grabbed it from my hand before spraying more in her hair and neck. "Don't be silly!"
"Fine then, we'll stock a few boxes in the basement to make sure we have enough."
She turned to me and laughed again, wrapping her arms around my neck and pulling me closer. I felt her lips brush against mine and kissed her firmly.
"Don't make me regret telling you." she whispered, making my lips curl.
"Hey, we're getting married! There can't be no secret between us anymore!"
"Yea? Then I guess I have a few questions for you!"
I cleared my throat and took a step back, making her chuckle again. "We should just get ready, or we're gonna be late." I pointed out, half-joking. "And you know you're the worst at being on time. I'm not sure you've ever been on time before, have you?"
"I think my wedding day is a good time to start."
She took a step closer and worked on my tie, tightening it before letting both her hands slide on my chest. I brought my hands over hers and she looked up at me with a smile. I could feel my heart beating so hard in my chest and I couldn't remember a time I was more nervous than at this exact moment.
"Are you sure you didn't want the whole deal with friends and family?" she asked in a low tone, raising her eyebrows. "With the big dress and the reception and the wedding song and gifts and..." she shook her head and closed her eyes for a few seconds before they fluttered open again. "I feel like we're about to disappoint your mom. I don't want that."
"My mom just wanted us to be together." I let out softly. "I promise she'll be super happy for us. Don't worry. Today is our day, okay? And we'll only think about us. You and me."
She tilted her chin up and chuckled low. "We're so fucking crazy. Jumping in a plane the next day you asked me to be your wife to get married. Who does that? Crazy people!"
"Then I must be extra insane because I sincerely believe this is our best idea yet!" I laughed. "In this lifetime!"
She frowned and tried to stop a chuckle from escaping her lips. "Who are you and what have you done with my best friend? The most organized and less impulsive person I know?"
"I guess he learned how to be from the most spontaneous and messiest person he knows."
"You're about to marry that person, remember? Think you can handle it for the rest of your life?"
I brought my finger and pressed it on the tip of her nose, making her giggle a bit. "I know I can. I want it."
Slowly, I moved my head closer to hers but instead to kiss her, I rubbed my nose gently against hers, making her smile grow into a fond one. "Come on, petal. Let's get married."
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The sky was dark, which was surprising, since I thought it was mostly sunny in Las Vegas. I glanced up and noticed a few clouds but I just grabbed Liv's hand and pulled her with me. We jumped in a cab and I checked my watch, making me realize that we wouldn't be late and it made me smile. Her dress was simple but white and with my black suit, I knew no one could doubt where we were actually going. The ride was short and when we got out, we both remained motionless and looked up at the sky who had turned a dark shade of purple.
"Can we be unlucky to the point where it'll actually rain in Vegas for our wedding?" she asked with a chuckle. "That's my legendary luck!"
"Well, they say 'for better or worse'..."
She laughed a bit but squeezed my fingers tighter. "That's what they say."
"Are you sure you didn't want to do that in the desert? Or with an helicopter ride, or something bigger like that?"
We stared at the chapel for a few more minutes and she finally sighed, making me turn around. She was smiling wide and it made me grin too. "This is exactly what I want." Her smile faltered and her lips parted suddenly, making my heart jump in my chest. "Shit, we forgot the flowers. And the witnesses."
"Oh." It took me a few seconds to move but my eyes fell on an old couple in their 60's that were walking close to us and when I stood in front of them, they looked a bit surprised. "I'm sorry, my girlfriend and I are about to get married... We totally forgot we needed witnesses.." I shook my head and sent them puppy eyes. "Could I ask for a few minutes of your time? I can pay, if needed."
They looked at each other and laughed a bit before looking at me again. "We just renewed our vows." the man let out, glancing behind me, probably at Olivia. "It'll be our pleasure."
I sent them the biggest smile I could and shook my head slightly. "I can't thank you enough!"
Quickly, I turned to my girlfriend and grabbed her hands in mine. Maybe we were going to be late, after all. "Give me five minutes, okay?"
She nodded with a frown and I started running, stopping nearby a man who was selling roses. I couldn't believe my luck and looked up at the sky again, telling myself that maybe it was not going to rain at all. I searched through my pockets and traded a good amount of money for too many flowers and ran back to the chapel, where Olivia was in deep conversation with our witnesses.
"That's amazing." I could hear emotions in her voice and I stopped next to her, my eyes roaming on the side of her face. "I hope we can stay married that long, too."
"Of course we will. I'm saying 'I do' for a lifetime, you're stuck with me!"
She laughed and turned to me, shaking her head slightly before getting on her tiptoes and cupping my cheeks. Her lips found mine and I smiled against her mouth.
"I'm supposed to kiss you after the vows, my love." I whispered, feeling my lips brush against hers. "Ready?"
She moved slightly away and I stared at her. I couldn't believe how much she glowed. I had noticed that she did glow more than ever on that day I saw her at the bakery. It was selfish of me, but today, I knew she was glowing partly because of me, and it made something stir in my stomach. I was happy because of her, and I wanted to bring the same kind of feelings to her than the ones she brought me. Looking into her eyes made me realize that I did and I licked my lips. Perhaps, the way she was glowing was reflecting on me.
"I've been ready for over two decades." she giggled and tilted her head. "You bet i'm ready!"
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OLIVIA
We had a hard time choosing between being married by Elvis, or by an alien, and in the end, we opted for a simple officiant. I tried to listen to his words, but the way Niall was running his thumbs on the top of my hands as he held them made something stir in my stomach. I stared at him as he stood in front of me, and I couldn't help but tell myself over and over again how lucky I was. It was meant to be, I knew it now, but there were times in my life I had lost almost all hope. The dark times were in the past, though, and I wanted to focus on the future. I wanted to enjoy every single second I spent with Niall because I felt blessed in a way I felt I maybe didn't deserve.
"...until death do you part?"
I blinked a few times and noticed Niall's lips curl as he kept staring at me. "I do."
I filled my lungs and held my breath as I let my eyes roam on him. I suddenly became very emotional at the sound of those two simple words. Somehow, I knew he was aware of everything it implied, even if this whole ceremony seemed frivolous and a simple spur of the moment.
I blinked a few times and licked my lips when Niall raised his eyebrows. "I do." I just ket out in a low and soft tone. His face illuminated and his lips cuirled more before he squeezed my fingers tighter. I hadn't listened to the officiant's words, too lost in my boyfriend's eyes, but it didn't matter because no matter what he was asking me to promise, I was ready for it. I was ready to do anything to make this work, and make him happy.
"Oh, oh yea." Niall muttered, letting go of one of my hands to reach in his pocket. "I give you this ring as a symbol or my love and commitment." I bit my bottom lips as I stared at his fingers and I could swear he was nervous. He slid it on my finger, over the other one, and breathed in. "I'll love you forever, beyond this life. You're the only one."
My lips curled and I swallowed hard, trying to keep my tears in. I took the ring I had for him and put on his finger too, licking my lips. "I give you this ring just like I gave you my heart and all my love." I whispered, taking a short pause. "I've always been yours, and I promise that I'll always be."
"I now pronounce you husband and wife." I heard before swallowing again.
I let out a short and nervous laugh and moved closer to him. Just like when we kissed for the very first time, Niall's hands reached for my face, his fingers spread on my cheeks, jaw and a part of my neck. His lips found mine just as avidly as it had in that bar, after singing a song to me, and it brought me back to that day as a bunch of other memories invaded my brain. I thought that first kiss was incredible, and I remember when I kissed him again after over a year, back at my place. That time too, felt amazing. But today was different. The kiss we shared was full of promises and a future actually emanated from it. It was cheesy, and perhaps a bit silly, but it didn't matter if all this romantic jazz seemed to be coming straight out of a movie. It was my reality, and I wouldn't have wanted it otherwise.
I don't know how long we kissed but when his grip loosened, I heard a few 'woohoo's!' and 'congrats!' coming from our witnesses. Niall grabbed my hand and I bite my bottom lip, a bit embarrassed by the whole thing. We thanked the couple and shook their hands before walking towards the exit.
"You've got all the papers and stuff?" I asked, glancing at him.
"Mmhm, I do my love."
"Then, what are we waiting for?"
I turned to him and our lips curled at the same time. I let out a chuckle and he did too before we held each other's hand even tighter. Almost at the same time, we started running, pushing on the doors only to meet the lights of the town and I quickly looked up as I heard the sky growl.
"Shit, is that thunder?"
As if someone up there had heard my question, it started raining and I closed my eyes, feeling drops falling gently on my face. I shivered and Niall pulled on my hand as we started running again.
"Come on!"
I followed him, making our way through the cars and the people walking around. We looked a bit ridiculous in our wedding suits and dress, and I gripped his hand even tighter, realizing I left the flowers in the chapel. We were still laughing when we hopped in a taxi and I ran my hand in my face, knowing my make up was totally ruined.
"What are the chances of rain, in Vegas, in december?" Niall laughed, shaking his head. "Less than 5 percent i'm sure!" He turned to me and his smile faltered a bit. "Hey, you're cold?"
I shivered and nodded slowly before he made a quick head movement, inciting me to come closer. I did as he asked but quivered again in his arms. Despite the fact that he was warmer than me, his clothes were drenched too and it didn't really help but I didn't move, just enjoying the fact that we were cuddling.
We didn't talk on the drive back to the hotel, and we kept quiet in the elevator, too. It's only when the door of our suite closed behind us that he turned to me and smiled.
"We fuckin' did it." he just let out, shaking his head with a smile. "We got married. You're my wife."
I stared at him as a bunch of emotions invaded me. It was a mix of relief, happiness, excitement and love. I looked in the eyes of the man I wanted to spend my life with, knowing that I actually had just promised to love him forever, and it was not scary at all. It was pretty much the opposite of scary. I felt safe in a way I never did before.
"You're so beautiful." he let out in a low tone, taking a step closer and shaking his head slightly. "I'm in love with you."
I knew it was a lie. My make up was ruined, and my mascara was probably making big dark spots under my eyes, perhaps it was even sliding down my cheeks. My dress was soaked and so was my hair. All I cared about was the fact that my husband thought I was beautiful.
"If you think that right now, imagine when I put a little effort."
His lips curled a bit more but he just licked his lips. His suit was wet too and my eyes dropped to his chest. I moved my hands up and pushed on his jacket as it fell down on the carpet.
"Did we just get married?" I added as my whole body started throbbing.
"Fuck yea we did, petal."
"You're not gonna regret this tomorrow?" I asked again, raising my eyebrows.
"Not tomorrow. Not in a month, not in fifty years." he whispered, looking down at me as I unbuttoned his shirt slowly. "This was meant to be. Written in the stars, as you'd say."
I pressed my lips together, loosening his tie, and pushed his shirt away as it fell on the floor too. I pulled on his tie gently and he smiled, bending down until our mouths pressed together.
"You know what's next?" he asked, his lips brushing against mine.
"You're gonna fuck me into oblivion?"
He chuckled and shook his head. "No, I'm gonna make love to my wife. And I swear you're never going to forget it." he explained, kissing me gently again. "And then, I'll fuck you. All night. Until we both pass out."
I didn't say anything but smiled more and he wrapped his arms around me to reach for the zipper of my dress, sliding it down very slowly. He moved my dress over my shoulders and I shivered a bit, realizing that my skin was wet too, and when he got down one of knee to pull on my dress, I smiled more. He moved back up, letting his fingertips run on my legs and thighs softly as I stood in front of him only in my underwear. I started working on his pants and tilted my head, blinking a few times.
"I'm so in love with you." I admitted, moving closer and running my hands on his ass gently,
pushing his pants down. "I'll never be able to explain properly how I feel. It's killing me."
"You don't have to explain. I know. Because I feel the same." he whispered.
It was hard to believe but I just swallowed, trying to keep my tears in. Was it even possible that he loved me just as deeply as I loved him? Two years ago, I would have said no, but right now, after we just got married and seeing the way he was looking at me, I allowed myself to believe it.
He placed his hands on my waist and turned us around, pushing me backwards to the bed. Instead to throw me on it the way he normally does, I just lied down slowly and when he got on his knees between my legs, I let out a short chuckle.
"There are... mirrors up there."
Quickly, he tilted his chin and I felt my heart twist in my chest when his lips curled. Fuck, he was too pretty for words, shirtless and in simple white boxers, his tie still hanging loosely from his neck. I reached for it and pulled on it, making him fall on top of me. He laughed but held himself with his hands on each side of my face and I smiled more.
"It's perfect." I added with a smirk. "That was I can look at your ass while you make love to me."
"Mm, alright. but later we're gonna have to try other positions so I can be the one looking at you." He chuckled, brushing his lips up and down on mine.
"Deal."
He moved closer again, his lips sucking on my upper one before kissing me deeply. I whimpered in his mouth and he finally brought his kisses down my neck and to my breasts. I felt one of his hands travelling on my waist and pulling down the side of my panties. I moved my butt up to help him and when he was back on top of me, I quickly pushing on his boxers, glancing up at the ceiling and smiling when I saw his ass reflect in the mirror.
"Oh it's funny?" he asked, moving away to look in my eyes, a big smile on his lips.
"Very. I think we should buy mirrors for our room at home, too."
"Great minds, pet. I was thinking the same thing."
I giggled but he kissed me again and I pulled more on his boxers. He squirmed a bit and the only piece of clothing that was left was the tie around his neck. I spread my legs more and his lips moved to my ear as he sucked on it gently. It took him about a minute but he finally pushed himself inside me, making my eyes flutter and my lips part.
"Mm, I can't believe I'm inside my wife right now."
I chuckled but immediately let out an other whimper as he ground against me. The whole thing seemed to crazy yet so obvious at the same time. The thought of us making love and being married was incredibly exciting and it made me emotional. He started moving in and out of me so slowly that I felt my eyes flutter and roll back every time he was balls deep inside me.
"I'm so close already, how do you do that?"
I knew it was a mix of love and lust that made us so horny for each other, and I loved it. He kissed my bottom lip and part of my chin gently as I moaned and arched my back.
"I love you, I love you so much." I let out a bit louder than intended.
"I love you too, I'm so happy to be your husband."
It was the first time he pronounced that word and for some reason, the thought was so good it made me reach my peek immediately. I started shaking beneath him and to suppress my moans, he pressed his lips against mine.
"You feel amazing, oh my god!"
He shut his eyes tight as he reached an orgasm and watching him cum made me feel dizzy suddenly. He pushed himself as deep as he could and stopped moving for a while, groaning near my ear and making my lips part. When he became limp on top of me again, I started running my fingertips on his back and down to his butt. He leaned his forehead against mine and kissed my nose gently before I finally opened my eyes.
"Ten minutes. Ten fucking minutes. And it's a miracle I lasted that long." he laughed.
"I barely lasted five, you're good!" I admitted with a laugh, making him smile more.
He looked down at me and I could swear his eyes were sparkling. This was perfect. It was everything I had ever hoped for. It was everything I had ever wanted.
"Now sit down." I proposed, raising my eyebrows. "Let me ride you." I shrugged. "Unless you're not ready for round two?"
"Oh you know me, petal. I'm always ready."
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Since Yashahime is such a dumpster fire Im just gonna rewrite the sequel to what I THINK would have been the better alternative to the whole SessRin situation and also some story elements that could really be improved and would make this series alot better.
For starters, if we HAD to go the SessRin route then I would make it take place 21 years after the end of final act, Kagome was 18 when she returned to the feudal era and 3 years had passed at the end of the final act which made her 21, Rin should have been about 11-12 at that point, if we count 21 years from then, Kagome would be 42 while Rin would be 32-33, meaning when the twins were born Rin was 18-19, I know that might make ppl a bit uncomfortable still but atleast she would be a legitimate adult where you can atleast say "alright...Im KIND of ok with this, I still dont like it but atleast she is technically an adult capable of consenting and not a literal child being taken advantage of"
Thats if they HAD to go the SessRin route, then I would atleast make it done tastefully where it doesnt promote pedophilia, plus the old gang being in their 40s wouldnt be that big a deal because they'd still be capable of fighting.
Now for my PERSONAL take on how the sequel should have taken place, SessRin wouldnt happen at all, because the beauty of their relationship stemmed from this ruthless cold hearted demon who hated humans, learned to love and care for a small child to the point of nearly crying when he thought he lost her for good, there are all different kinds of love and the love Sesshomaru had for Rin was pure and innocent. He was someone she adored as her savior and caretaker and she was someone he cared for and wanted to protect, to me that bond was far more impactful and meaningful than anything romantic or sexual building up between them, but simply two people whom the other simply cannot live without because they mean THAT much to eachother. Such a pure and sweet relationship did NOT need to be twisted into a romantic and sexual light. Rin could have continued to adore Sesshomaru and he could have continued to check up on her and bring her gifts as he did in the final act until Rin decided she wanted to travel with him again.
Now onto the rewrite, as I stated SessRin WOULDNT happen and their bond would remain as it was in the OG series, so who would be the twins mother? well if we HAD to go the half demon route to show Sesshomaru's development full circle, and we didnt wanna undo Kagura's death because it was a critical moment for Sesshomaru's development, there were several other routes that could have been taken.
1 Create a new character and develop her over the course of Yashahime through a series of flashbacks as we unravel the mystery of what happened to everyone through the girls travels. If you want to go the angsty route you could have her die giving birth and have Rin raise them as a sort of surrogate mother figure, kind of like Clementine with AJ.
2 Use an already established character, one possibility being Nazuna, a human girl that debuted back in the early OG series, she had black hair and black eyes but as we see from Yashahime, the girls clearly didnt inherit their mothers looks as in the OG series Rin's hair was black and her eyes are brown while Setsuna's hair is brown and she has blue/purple eyes while Towa has red eyes, features that neither of their parents have. They also have a random red streak in their hair for some reason.
So based on this, Nazuna would be a good possible candidate as she was a teenager in the OG series and would be an adult by the end of the series when she would give birth. [Correct me if Im wrong about her age but she looks like a teenager, but if Im wrong then I would just adjust the timeline to where she would be an adult at the time she gives birth]
Another potential candidate would be Momiji, true she may have been anime only but since this is an anime only sequel she is a plausible candidate. She has red/auburn hair which would explain the strange red streak in the twins hair. Like Nazuna, she was a teenager in the OG series so she would also be an adult by the time she'd conceive and give birth.
Another candidate would be Kaname Kururugi, a game exclusive character, but the fact that they went through the trouble of creating a complete OC and fleshed out her backstory to such a degree and allowed her to build relationships with established characters, including Sesshomaru, its safe to say they could have incorperated her into the anime canon considering they already had an established foundation they could have just built off of and meshed it into the anime. Plus she has brown hair and blue/purple eyes just like Setsuna.
Now that we have all the potential candidates, who's the one that seems the most plausible? In my opinion, I would personally go the Kaname route because she has such a deep and fleshed out backstory and they actually took the time to even animate scenes specifically for this game, so she does TECHNICALLY make an appearance in the anime, just not in an actual episode. And just like Kagome, she could have grown fond of the feudal era as well and wished to go back and somehow found a way to do so at the end of the Final act or maybe a month or year later after Kagome returned.
So going with the Kaname route, I'll begin my rewrite.
Being as Sesshomaru hasnt seen her since she was 15 like Kagome and vanished for several years, when he finally sees her again she will now be 18-19 when they reunite and a relationship would start to build and ensue.
Continuing where the game left off, Kaname would continue on with her normal life as Kagome did and eventually graduate when she is 18. She would still often think about her time in the feudal era and miss all the people she spent time with and bonded with there, one person specifically being Sesshomaru.
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^ A refresher for those who forgot the Sesshomaru ending.
As she comes home from graduation, another Doll Festival of Wishes is being held and it reminds her of Sesshomaru whom she wishes to see again, she goes and buys one of the dolls and writes his name on it as she did when she first returned home, thinking to herself that its no use and is probably a waste of time, but with what little hope she has left, she does the ritual anyway.
Afterwards she goes over to her father to help him with the festival, who like last time asks her to go get something from the storehouse. As she enters the storehouse, the hole in which she fell through before has been patched up, as she walks through the storehouse, she walks on the patched up floor which caves in when she walks on it and she is once again transported to the feudal era.
She once again lands in a forest not far from where Kaede lives, as she wakes up, she is greeted by Sesshomaru, who had saw her unconscious on his way to visit Rin and watched over her till she woke up. Overjoyed and also in disbelief, she hugs him which surprises Sesshomaru who isnt used to recieving this type of affection but he doesnt push her away, nor does he reciprocate by hugging her back.
As she lets go she tells him how much she missed him and everyone there, then, noticing Rin wasnt with him, asks him where she was, worried that something might have happened to her. He reassures her that Rin is fine and that he was just on his way to visit her at Kaede's village which relieves Kaname. She goes with Sesshomaru back to Kaede's village where she reunites with everyone much to their surprise but they are all very happy to see her again.
Anyway Im not gonna do a play by play step by step storytelling so Im just gonna mention the main story beats and you guys can fill in the blanks for yourself.
Anyway after the happy reunion and catching up, Sesshomaru prepares to leave back on his travels which saddens Kaname who had longed to see him again and only got to be reunited with him a short time. Reluctant to be apart from him again, she asks, or rather insists he allows her to come with him on his travels. He tells her that if she comes with him it'll be a dangerous journey for her, she replies confidently that she can take care of herself and promises to not be a burden to him. Reluctant but not willing to argue, he tells her to do as she wishes and flies off. Kaname hops on A-Un and soon follows, and the two begin their travels together.
Thats pretty much how'd we leave off the final act, atleast a month or two after, you can decide your own timeline.
As for what happened on their journey and how their relationship developed will be shown through a series of flashbacks over the course of Yashahime as we solve more of the mysteries.
In episode 15, we'd get the same flashback but with Kaname being the one to give birth to the twins with Rin, Kagome, Sango, and Kaede there for her as support. It is said that when Sesshomaru and Kaname found out she was pregnant, he brought her back to the village where she could have a safe pregnancy and birth. Of course Sesshomaru isnt the mushy type to stay there with her through her pregnancy, but he does visit from time to time when giving gifts to Rin but also goes to check on her and see how she’s doing, although he doesnt admit thats what he’s doing.
After the twins were born, everything plays out relatively the same, but instead of just taking the twins without a word to her, he atleast reassures her that he's taking them someplace safe from harm, although he cant explain to her right now what that harm is, Kaname says she trusts him.
As I said, things play out relatively the same after that.
As for Rin, what exactly happens with her? well if we MUST pair her off with someone, it should be Kohaku, someone she has an established relationship and bond with that is closer to her age. Whether or not they have kids I'll leave up to you to decide, but I like the idea of Kohaku having a little demon slayer son to carry on their legacy. It would be interesting seeing his bond with Setsuna since Rin would essentially be like a sister figure for the twins although they dont remember her, it would be interesting and sweet to see Setsuna develop a bond with their son who for the sake of simplifying things, we'll call him Korin.
Korin, if we want Rin to be an adult at the time she gives birth, would be 4 years after Kaname gives birth to the twins when Rin is 18-19, making Korin 10 in the present. Like the twins, Korin has no memories of his mother since she was sealed away in a tree for whatever reason, so the only mother figure he's ever had has been Setsuna, which would be an interesting dynamic to explore since it would be similar to how Sesshomaru filled a parental role for Rin who didnt have anyone at the time.
Moroha would NOT be this uncaring about her parents, infact she would be insanely curious, maybe even furious wanting to figure out why they abandoned her and vanished without a word since nobody seems to have told her anything that happened. She would want answers and wouldnt stop until she gets them. The OG crew if we MUST have this mystery drawn out, would tell her that it would be better if she found out the truth for herself and that any answers they give her wouldnt be the answers she wants. So Moroha's driving force in the story wouldnt be about some stupid bounty hunting debt, although she could still be a bounty hunter, but her main motivation would be trying to discover the truth about her parents and why they abandoned her.
Also this BS with Koga giving her up would NOT happen, it just wouldnt, that is BEYOND OOC for him to do and I will not be having it. Instead, Koga would be IN character and not let Moroha out of his sight, he would treat her like kin like the rest of the wolf demon tribe, maybe even give her special treatment because of her connection to Kagome. Koga would train Moroha himself, not going easy on her because he wants her to be strong enough to fend for herself, concerned because of her being a quater demon and having her demon powers sealed, he’s hard on her to toughen her up to not have to rely on it.
If we must include Yawaragi, then she would be sort of a bodyguard assigned to watch over Moroha by Koga for when he cant. The storyline of the rat armor would still relatively be the same but instead of selling Moroha off to some shady bounty hunter which Koga would never allow or forgive her for doing, she simply introduces him to her as a long time friend, Moroha would take interest in the bounty hunting business as an opporunity for training, and potentially finding info on her parents since Jyubei seems to have alot of connections and intel that’ll be useful in her journey. Yawaragi instead of pursuing the key alone would bring Moroha with her when they are approached by the shady demon whos name I cant be bothered to remember, he blackmails her with the key telling her to fight Moroha if she wants it, Moroha scoffs at this telling him that she wouldnt do that and that they’ll both fight him together to get the key instead, but to her surprise Yawaragi attacks her.
Everything plays out relatively the same, Moroha is hurt at her betrayal and lashes out at her. Yawaragi, like in the episode uses this fight as one final lesson for Moroha, with full intention on dying by the end of it. Moroha is hesitant to fight her because she still cares about her as she was like a second mentor and somewhat mother figure to her. So to get Moroha to fight seriously she lies to her by saying that everything was a lie and that she never cared about her etc I wont go into a ton of detail, Moroha is reluctant to believe her but is eventually convinced when she attacks her full power, seemingly with the intent to kill her. This pushes Moroha to fight seriously as well, remembering what she taught her about using her clever thinking and successfully strikes her down.
After this she goes over to her and Yawaragi admits to lying to her so that she would fight because she knew chances are the shady demon wouldnt have given her the key and since the rat armor was close to killing her anyway she decided she would rather die by Moroha’s hands rather than being crushed to death by the armor. Moroha would be devestated and guiltridden since she is the reason she was in the cursed armor to begin with, but Yawaragi reassures her that it isnt her fault and that it was her own negligence to see through the trap that resulted in this outcome. As a reward for defeating her, she gives Moroha her sword [yes Moroha wouldnt have her sword until now] and tells her to get stronger with it so that she wouldnt have to rely on her rouge, but win using her own strength. Moroha promises her that she will and Yawaragi passes away shortly after that. Everything plays out relatively the same after that.
As for the twins their motivations can mostly stay the same, but they also wouldnt be so uncaring about their parents, or specifically Towa wouldnt. Towa would be furious at her father and want to find him and maybe even kill him for abandoning them and causing them to be separated with seemingly no regard for their safety. Setsuna can maintain her non caring attitude, but given Towa's upbringing in the modern era, it makes sense for her to be furious at her birth father's neglect after experiencing what a loving home and father feels like.
As for what happened to Kaname, like I said you could go the angsty route where she died giving birth, or you could have her be kidnapped and used as a bargaining chip to blackmail Sesshomaru into doing the enemies bidding. You could have it where Sesshomaru was able to prevent Rin from falling into the enemies hands but not Kaname. Or maybe Kaname sacrificed herself for Rin, agreeing to go with the enemy in exchange for them sparing Rin, which is what leads Sesshomaru to sealing Rin in the tree to prevent them from potentially coming back for her. You guys can come up with your own conclusions there, these are just some scenerios off the top of my head. But for the sake of the rewrite we'll go with Kaname being kidnapped and used to blackmail Sesshomaru.
I’ll make an actual rewrite in a separate post with how I would PERSONALLY make the sequel, this post is just me tweaking and making slight alterations to the way Sunrise chose to write the sequel, the separate post would be how I feel the sequel could have played out instead for the better.
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how many wips do you have? like what are they all, and not the number of wips in a fandom? what are all the names?
okay. fuck you. fuck you so much. fuck you.
i’m putting this under a read more cut no one else deserves to see this shit. a lot of these are requests, and for those i will just write out the request itself
Shadowhunters:
domestic polycule fluff with tem, jessa, and will because im not a coward
Supernatural
- hehe hoho i request destiel hehehe
- request 61/? cai cai cai cai i need you to rewrite the destiel scene but yk. GOOD. not like i'm in the know about the spn fandom or anything, it's been years for me. but DO IT
Bright Sessions
- caleb/adam grisha AU
- mark bryant vs. united states aka sue the AM
- caleb/adam college fluff
Umbrella Acaademy
- request 31/? i want a ben and klaus drabble please spare me some brotherly bickering
- AND SO BEGINS NIGHT 4 with request 13/? oooh oooh can i get a raymond and allison playlist??? i think their vibes together would SLAP
- hi there night 2 is technically morning 3 but who's counting not me anyway request 5/? can i get a ben moodboard? gotta rep my tua bb
Percy Jackson
- request 9/? can i get a percabeth moodboard or quote edit?? like god they're the og couple goals take me back to high school cai
- For the 100 follower things :D Jercy getting caught in the rain
- request 29/? a drabble about literally anything to do with pjo. i’ll be happy with anyone and anything i’m love these children
- *somersaults in like I’m a real fancy acrobat* hello ello ello may I request some camp half blood chaos possible involving *does a flip* ✨side characters✨ <3
Penumbra Podcast
- request 52/? drabble about the penumbra podcast. this is for ren bc ren likes it and i don't actually know anything about it. juno? i think? that's the one ren likes. write it for ren
- Tpp ghost hunting / buzzfeed unsolved au
- sad juno smut
- final resting place fic go brrrr
Marvel
- request 6/? i'm going to my roots y'all can i get a spider-man playlist? if not a playlist then i'd honestly be happy with literally anything involving spider-man
- request 15/? i'm going crazy this is recorded evidence of me actually losing it ANYWAY can i get a quote edit for something from iron man? literally anything that man says is gold so cai's choice :D he deserved better in endgame i'm still bitter
- request 42/? do another spidey thing that differs from the other spidey thing
- request 73/? you have Opinions. rant about infinity way and/or endgame. go.
- request 74/? quote edit for deadpool!!
- spideytorch relationship character study
- peter parker as a tired grad student monitoring the young avengers (send help)
Six of Crows
- okay listen i wasn't going to request anything bc i worry about you but also? if you want to/have the time hit me with a playlist for our girl nina zenik
- request 43/? fuckin give me the ending anya should have had. she is alive and with her new son and having a great time
- request 45/? inej moodboard?
- request 47/? will you make literally any meme of your choosing for six of crows?
- request 48/? write a drabble for kaz, my favorite bastard
- okay so i don't actually like nina or mattias that much but i still wanna hear about your thoughts (and also see if you'll change my mind)
- kaz brekker turning 18 fic. birthday party, everyone singing, whole shebang. i need it stat
- religious trauma fic aka i started shipping kaz/alina/inej and i can’t stop
- kaz trauma soup (he has D.I.D. and you can’t prove me wrong)
- my two redacted fics for @grishaversebigbang
- wesper fake dating
- six of crows bright sessions crossover: everyone gets therapy
TMA
- uhh... s1 gang having a nice time? melanie getting to have some Pride™️? some "fun" horror thing?
- request 7/? spare steph and jason bonding? please sir? spare some for a humble child such as myself?
- okay so this was meant for night 3 but i had midterm shit SO this is honorary night 3 let's DO THIS request 8/? i want a moodboard of extremely out of context magnus archives shit like i mean confuse the FUCK out of me i don't go here i know Nothing about it
- request 11/? OKAY so i need tim stoker meeting tim drake now i need my timmy to meet your tim plus i want to see character differences no i'm not trying to create a tim stoker in my head so i can read a's fic while NOT thinking of tim drake whaaaaaat you're crazy
- request 18(i think)/? i need a quote edit of every time within the first like. 15 eps of tam where jon is like “sounds fake but go off” thank u bb
- request 40/? i challenge you to write a tma drabble based only on the episodes i've heard. i'm currently halfway through episode 23
- Jon being lovingly bullied into taking a break. I'm aware this has been written a million times but it is one of my favorite things.
- spiral!sasha AU
- extinction martin go brrrrr
- high school era timsasha. they've both been friends for years, and everyone always asks when they will be a couple. they decide to fake date, to prove everyone wrong and show what a bad couple they would be. turns out that's a bit trickier than they thought
- after sasha comes back, tim is broken. he can't let go, scared that if he looks away for even a minute he'll lose her again. sasha suggests shibari as a way for him to give up control
- sasha pov mag 19 au, sacrificing herself to save the others, knows that if she gives herself up to the not!them it will let the others live
- this is the "tim finds a polaroid of sasha" trope
- early archives days,, long nights in research,,, clothes sharing,, somft. late nights and falling asleep at their desks warm and safe in the other's presence
- two parts: timsasha as kids, each picking a constellation that is "theirs". just soft kid antics. tim at sasha's grave glancing up to see their constellations
- continuing your job’s a joke (you’re broke)
DC Comics
- TIMSTEPH HADESTOWN AU,,,
- my redacted fic for @batfam-big-bang
- request for you to get a decent amount of sleep? serious answer, dickkori, SAL's Venus
- request 4/? timsteph morning after 👀 mayhaps?
- a concept: nonbinary stephanie brown
- teehee hi mom, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, but can i request damian angst for your accomplishments 100 followers?
- hi you can ignore my first request if you want, or you can ignore this one. but bls possibly write some bikini ra’s? -the bikini bitch
- request 27/? jay is asking through me for a jondami playlist but tbh i also want it so win win yk?
- "I don't know how to help you but I can help you find someone who does" with bruce and jason? im just craving bruce being a good day to jason for once
- “I am putting you in time out because you need to understand the consequences of your actions.” with steph and jason as dumbass disaster bi best friends pretty please?
- request 32/? timsteph patrol date!!!
- request 33/? timsteph *gala* date? mayhaps??
- request 37/? tim drake drabble but make it Edgy cai
- request 39/? drabble of a prank war between tim and damian
- joyfire cuddly fluff please? or like just any outlaw fluff if joyfire isnt your thing (feel free to add every member of the outlaws, dont feel like u gotta stick with jason, kori, roy i love them all)
- barbara and robin! jason fluff? bonding over books or something?
- request 62/? i need a drabble about the chaotic trio jason, tim, and steph i'm love them ty
- request 63/? batfam x mcu crossover. batfam meets ironfam. give me ALL the cliches. ALL OF THEM
- request 64/? young justice x young avengers - jay cuz idk SHIT about the young avengers
- request 66/? jondami moodboard pls and ty
- request 67/? timsteph moodboard!!!!!!
- request 69/? HEHEHE kinky 😏 i would v much like a timsteph drabble of the almost first time. does that make sense? like i don't want you to go all the way NSFW cuz i know that's against the rules and i'm a rule follower. but like they *almost* go all the way. this could be fade to black or some shit i don't care just make it a lil steamy and have Fun
- i request damian angst! all of it
- hmm... maybe i request? jondami?
- mayhaps,,,,some batfam,,,,,committing crimes? ily be gay do crime <3 - lu
- How about a ficlet with Steph and Cass?
Found Family Bingo Prompts
- no powers au
- tunnel
- first day
- join the club
- hurt/comfort
- experiment
- playing favorites
- hold on
- possession
- 10 o’clock
- singing
- road
- snitch
- curfew
- timer
- fantasy au
- zombie au
- dreams
- campfire
- are you okay
- movie night
- games
- scared
Miscellaneous
- a request: Write A Drabble, Coward
- is it too late to request a moodboard for me?
- request 20/? i’m going off book because i’m in a Chaotic Mood™️ can you just absolutely vibe check me like go off cai demolish me
- request 21/? i formally request that you pick a favorite cai. i don’t care what that favorite pertains to, just pick a favorite something
- request 23/? roast me
- request 24/? can i have a buzzfeed unsolved spoopy playlist but spoiler alert it’s not spoopy bc shane doesn’t believe does this make sense it has been a Day™️
- request 25/50 i want a jake and amy fic make it Soft cai i’m love them b99 is so good
- request 28/? i know nothing about the lord of the rings so make something that will confuse the shit out of me
- request 34/? malvie and jaylos moodboards 😈
- request 35/? a moodboard for the bbb mods!! perceive all of us!!!
- request 36/? moodboard for the tua mods too???? mayhaps??
- request 41/? doctor WHO? idk but i want a drabble of him and the one character i know from doctor who which is rose
- request 46/? make an alignment meme with our group, have fun!!!
- request 49/? i want you to kin assign me a character from every fandom you can/want to. go feral
- request 50!!!!/? this is a special request. the most special request. can you make a bastards tbh playlist? i want our vibes encapsulated. i want us in music form. i want to hear those songs and be like "that's me and cai" and smile.
- requests 51/? i know jack shit about good omens. explain it to me in the most confusing way possible. make me know less by the end than i know now
- request 53/? can you write a mel aesthetic? i'm Curious
- request 54/? give me a list of book recs cai i want some good book recs pls
- request 56/? edit a picture of US together too
- request 58/? oooh can i have a disney edit? like. hm. i just really love disney and i want anything to do with disney. like a quote or an aesthetic or an aesthetic edit i just want disney.
- request 59/? i would v much like a recipe for carbonara. i've never had it but it sounds fucking delicious
- request 60/? ooh hey can i get a makeup tutorial? i know you like makeup, i'm shit at doing makeup. teach me
- request 65/? i need the most emo playlist you can make that vibes with dear evan hansen thank you
- request 68/? i want a superwholock moodboard. this can be serious, with the actual fandoms in mind, or literally what the era felt like. the insanity. the horror.
- request 70/? ooh ooh ooh do you have a good bread recipe?? i wanna get that bread
- request 71/? i want a playlist with the vibes of summoning a demon. please don't ask questions. i don't have answers. and if i do, no i don't.
- For the requests, how about writing something based on a friend?
- request 75/? MMMM i want literally anything to do with natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812
- request 76/? i want some healthy recipes. help a girl out
- a feral bbb quote or two?
- you perceive my plant but now I dare thee to perceive mine own visage
- okay this is a two for one request. 1. you did the bee movie script so now we need a shrek two script edit 2. sleep please
- Pansexual mb for my lil queer soul?
- my (probably) final request is just for you to ramble about something, i don't really care what
- HI ILY CONGRATS AS WELL CAUSE IM LATE BUT CONGRATS. could i request a pirates of the caribbean (or just pirates) or whatever you what to do, free range.
- mood board for the beluga whales who got brought to the animal sanctuary in Iceland please?
- 100 follower request: Moodboard for my stuffed cow Oaky?
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tell me about your beloved I want more yandere friends and 👁👁
HIIIIII ANON THE WAY YOU WORDED THIS MAKES IT SOUNDS LIKE UR NEW HERE SO UR IN FOR A TREAT HEHE SOOOOOOOOO
YOOMTAH FROM HIT YOUTUBE CARTOON E/PITHET E/RASED AND HIT TTRPG SERIES A/NIME C/AMPAIGN MY BELOVED💓⚡👩❤️💋👩⚡⚡💖✨💙💚🌼💕💘🍋💟💝💫💓🧡🌠💋💘💜🌻💚💖💚💙💚✨💫💚💜🧡💜💌💘💞🍋🌩⚠️🌩❤💗🌈💗💕❣❣✨💛💟🌼💛💕👩❤️💋👩⚠️👩❤️💋👩💌⚡💝🌈🌻⚡💕💫💘💚💘💙💜💙💫🌠💛✨💗💚💛🧡💛🍋💓⚠️💓❤💓🌼💫💕💫💓🧡✨💕💓✨❣💙❣💙🧡💜💜⚠️💫💌⚡💛🌼🌈💋🌈👩❤️💋👩✨💛✨💗💛💝💖💜💚💜✨💫💚💖💖🍋🧡💖💌💜🌈💝🌼👩❤️💋👩🌠👩❤️💋👩💚💗💙💛✨✨💝💟💙💜💙💜🌠💓💋💖💙❤🌻💌💜🌈💘⚡💝🌩✨🌩🌩💗💓👩❤️💋👩🌠⚡⚡💌🌈💘🌈💘💟💕💛💋💞✨💛👩❤️💋👩💖🌈🌈⚠️⚡⚠️⚡💌💫⚡💝💕💛💋💛✨💝💚💝💗💖❣💖💗💛⚠️👩❤️💋👩💫💌💜⚡💖🌈💖💝✨💝✨💜💚💝💝💙💝💖💞💓💗❣⚠️⚡⚠️💝💌💟🌈💟🌈💞💗💕💗✨❣💙❣💞💓💟💙💘🌠💝💋👩❤️💋👩⚠️🌻💜⚡💘⚡💘🌠💘✨💚💛💖💛💖💗💞💚🌩✨✨💗💙❣✨👩❤️💋👩✨⚡💓🍋💖⚠️💖❤💜⚡💜🌠💝💛✨💗🌩💓💫💟💟🌠💝💓🌈🌈💜💝👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩💝🌼💛💛✨🌈✨🌈💙🌈💝💚💘✨💘✨💓⚠️💖⚠️🌻💌💜💌💝💋💝💘👩❤️💋👩✨⚡💙👩❤️💋👩💙🌠💞💙🌩💖🌩🌩💚💞💚💛💖💘🌠💘💝⚠️💫❤💝🌈💘🌈💘🌼💛💋💛✨💖💗💛💚💛✨💛💛⚠️💫💫🌈💓💕⚡❣💋❣🌩💖💞👩❤️💋👩💕🌈👩❤️💋👩❤👩❤️💋👩🧡❤⚡❣✨💗💚💛💓💞💓💘⚡💜🌼🌻💝✨💛💚💛💛⚠️💝❤💜💌💜💌💝💌💟🌼💞🌠💞✨🌩💚🌩💙💛💓💛💙👩❤️💋👩💙💝💙💟✨💝✨💫💖⚠️❤🌻💌💜⚡💜⚡💘🌠✨💛💙💞💖💞💞✨💛✨💝💋💜🌻🌻💟💚💞💛👩❤️💋👩💖👩❤️💋👩💚👩❤️💋👩💋👩❤️💋👩💕💓💕💛✨💛💞💚💙🌩💙💗💗💚👩❤️💋👩🌠💜🌠💜💜💌💜🌈💘⚡💞✨💚💛💙💛💙💛💖👩❤️💋👩💚👩❤️💋👩💫✨⚠️🌻💖❤💓👩❤️💋👩🌠💛🧡💛🧡💛🌠💛✨💛💚👩❤️💋👩💚💛💙💓💟💟💚💝✨💋👩❤️💋👩⚡⚠️🍋💖🍋⚠️❣⚡❣💙🍋💌💕🌩🌈💕🌈🌈🌻🌼🌼🍋❣💟❣❣⚠️❣🌈🧡💛💝💙🧡💟💘⚠️🌈🌈👩❤️💋👩🌈⚡💜⚡❤💚🧡👩❤️💋👩🌠⚡💘⚠️🌈🍋💌🌈🌩🧡💕🍋🌈🌻🌈💜⚠️🍋⚡❣💋💛🌈🧡💝💌💝🌩❤💞⚡🍋🍋🍋👩❤️💋👩❣⚡❣⚠️❣💖💘💌💞🌩🧡💕💝🌈🌻🌼🌼🌼❣👩❤️💋👩❤⚡💚⚠️🧡⚠️💘🌩🌻💝🌻❣❣💜💋❤💛💚💛💚💘🧡💘⚡💞⚡💞💟💫💖💛💫❤❤💟💜⚠️💜👩❤️💋👩❣💋❣✨💘💓💟💛💋💗💝💞💝💓💘💙🧡💓⚡🧡👩❤️💋👩🧡🌈⚠️🌠💟💟🧡💝🌻🌠💫🧡🧡🧡⚠️🧡⚡🌈🌈💋❣⚡🍋💖🌈💌💞💕🧡🌈💫💘💓🌼⚠️🌼💜💚✨💚🌈💓💜💟💜💌🌈💌🧡🌩🧡💫🧡💓❣💋💚💋💚⚡💝💘💘💓💞💖💛💙⚠️💙💙💖💋💗💝💞💫🌠💘⚡🌼👩❤️💋👩💋🌈🌈💙🧡💫💘🌻🌈🌩🌈⚠️💋🌈💙❤💫❤💙💕💋💕💗💕💌💚💜🌠💙💚✨✨❣❤💖🍋💌✨💟🌈💕👩❤️💋👩🍋💜🍋💟❣✨💞💜💚💟💓✨🌠💛🌠💖💚💕💫💕💙💕💋💚🌼👩❤️💋👩🌩💝🌼💝⚠️💝⚠️💜🌩💟🌻💖💞💛💚🌼🌈⚡💙⚡💙🌠💚🌈💚💙❣❣⚠️❣🌠💫💞💙💞🌈💘🌈💘💫💘💌💘💜⚡💟💗🌠💚💚💙💚💋💚🌼❣🧡🌠💝🌼💜⚡💟🌠💛🌠💖💚🧡💚💚💋❤⚠️❤💋❤💝💚💌💓💓⚡💜🌠💌💌🌼💜✨⚡🌠💖💓💛💕💋💕⚠️💕⚠️💚⚠️💞💝💓💓💝💚💜💞💖❣❣❤💙🍋💙🍋💋🍋👩❤️💋👩🍋👩❤️💋👩💋🌩💙🌩💚🌻💗🌈🌻💘🧡💫🧡🌻🌻💟👩❤️💋👩✨🌩🧡💚💟🍋💟💖🧡💙💕💋💕💕💙💕💛❤💞🍋💞💙💕💋💕💛💜💞🌠💞💘💖💫💕⚡💟💜💟💋👩❤️💋👩💙💟🌩🧡💋🌩🧡💙💓💕💓💛✨💖⚠️💗⚠️💘💕💫💛✨💟🍋💟💙🧡💌💜💌💕🌠💞🌼🌻🌼✨🌼🌠⚠️💘🍋💫💞💜🍋🧡💘✨💕💜💟💚💓❤💌💛💗❤💞💫⚠️💖🌩💋⚡🌈❣💝
OK SO YES I DO YANDERE OBSESS OVER MY FAVORITE CARTOON CHR WHAT ABT IT IM GAY AND AUTISTIC AND I DO WHAT I WANT <3 ALSO YES I KNOW I JUST WENT OFF ABT HOW I DONT WANT ANYONE ELSE TO LOOK AT HER AND NOW IM POSTING SIX WHOLE IMAGES OF HER TO GUSH OVER BUT THATS BC 1. I TRUST MY YANCHAMPS TO NOT TRY ANYTHING WITH HER 2. IF ITS IN THE CONTEXT OF ME AND HER TOGETHER ITS OK SO OK LIKE I LOVE HER SO MUCH.LITERALLY I LOVE HER SO MUCH ALSO THE FIRST 3 IMAGES ARE HER E/PITHET E/RASED DESIGN AND THE LAST 3 ARE HER A/NIME C/AMPAIGN DESIGN HEHE SHE LOOKS LITTLE DIFFERENT BUT SHES SO CUTE EITHER WAY<<3<3<3<3>3>3<3<3>3>4<>3<3<3<3<3<3<33OK SO LIKE LEMME LIKE EXPLAIN SOME STUFF ABT HER.UHHHHHHHH SHES AN EPIC CYBORG WITH ELECTRIC POWERS ALSO SHES THE ERRAND GIRL/CO FOUNDER OF B/LISS O/CEAN WHICH IS THE MAIN VILLAIN ORGANIZATION IN HER SOURCES NDJDJKSJDJGNS AND SHES JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RLLY FREAKING CUTE OK SHE DOESNT HAVE MUCJ SCREENTIME IN EE YET BUT I HAVE SEEN AC AND CAN CONFIRM SHE IS AN ADORABLE LITTLE BALL OF CHAOS<<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<32<<33<<3<3<4<3<33<3<3<3<33<<33<3<3<3<3<3<<33ALSO THE SCENES SHE DOES HAVE IN EE ARE S O C U T E LIKE LOOK AT THIS
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LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EVERYTHING ABT HER IS SO CUTE LIKE THE WAY SHE BOUNCES AND JUMPS AROUND WHEN SHES EXCITED AND ALL THE CUTE LIL POSES SHE DOES AND HER CUTE GIGGLES AND HUMS AND HAPPY NOISES AND THE LITTLE SPARKS SHE LETS OFF AND HOW HER HAIR AND CHEEKS LIGHT UP AND HOW U CAN SEE HER LIL THUMBS GOING AND HEAR THEM TAPPING AT THE SCREEN WHEN SHES TYPING AND HER TYPING STYLE AND HOW WHEN SHES SENDING PICTURES ONE OF THEM IS A LIL SELFIE WITH HER PEEKING IN THE CORNER AND HOW AT THE END U CAN SEE HER FACE IN THE PHONE REFLECTION AND HER CUTE LIL "ooh~" AND JUST G O D . E V E R Y T H I N G ABOUT HER IS TOO FREAKING CUTE I LOVE HER LITERALLY MORE THAN ANYTHINGGGGGGGGFGGG<3<3<3<33<33<3<3<3<3<3<4<4<3<<3<43<<3<3<3<3<3<<3<<<3<<3<4<4<<<<3<3ALSO ALSO TJIS IS THAT SELFIE SHE TOOK OMG
LOOK AT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEEKING FROM THE CORNER WITH THE LIL SYLVIE SHEEP SHES SO CUTE NSJDKSJDJFLS WHILE GIO AND MOLLY PANIC FROM SHEEP OVERLOAD IN THE BG BUT THIS ISNT ABT THEM THIS IS ABT YOOMTAH AND HOW MUCH I ADORE HER<<33<3<3<<3<3<3<3<4<4<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<<3<3<3<37=<33<=<<$#&%^#*$*#&$&%;:^$*((**,,,;;:""'NNJJJJJJDJNSJJDBFVGDNDNN I JUST LOVE HER SO SO MUCH OH MY GOD SHES LITERALLY THE MOST ADORABLE THING THE CUTEST THING PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES LIKE MY LITERAL GIRLFRIEND MY ADORABLE DARLING HONEYBUN SWEETIE PIE CUTIE PATOOTIE SWEETEST LITTLE LEMON MERINGUE I AM LITERALLY.OBSESSED TO DEATH WITH THIS CUTE LIL CYBORG GIRL LIKE I HAVE 537 IMAGES OF HER (WHICH I HAD TO GO DIGGING FOR SO MANY OF THEM BC WITH SO LITTLE SCREENTIME IN EE LIKE NO ONE DRAWS HER AND EVEN THO SHE WAS A RLLY IMPORTANT CHR IN AC I GUESS AC WAS NEVER TOO POPULAR TO BEGIN WITH -_-) AND LIKE I HAVE A LIST OF NOTABLE THINGS SHES DONE IN AC SO I CAN REMEMBER ALL THE CUTE STUFF SHE DID SNDJKSDKJFJSKD THINK I SHOULD ALSO MENTION AC IS LIKE 8??9??EPISODES LONG AND EVERY EP IS ABT 7 HOURS AND THE ONLY REASON WHY I SAT THROUGH ALL OF IT WAS BC I DIDNT EVEN WANNA MISS A G L I M P S E OF HER I LOVE HER SO MUCH I LOVE EVERYTHING ABT HER I LOVE HER CUTE BRIGHT YELLOW EYES WITH THE LIL GREEN LIGHTNING BOLT PUPILS AND THE LIL CIRCLE PATTERNS ON HER CHEEKS AND HER ADORABLE :3 MOUTH BONUS POINTS WITH THE BLEP AND HER EYEBROWS WITH THAT CUTE LIGHTNING BOLT PATTERN AND THE SHAPE OF HER FACE THAT JUST LOOKS SO SQUISHABLE AND HER CUTE PINK HAIR WITH THE GLOWY GREEN TIPS AND HER CUTE LIL ROBOTY HANDS AND ALL THE DIFFERENT HATS SHE HAS I THINK IVE SEEN HER WITH LIKE 9 DIFFERENT HATS SO FAR IN OFFICIAL ART AND HER ONE LIL JACKET WITH THE PINK ACCENTS AND CUTE BUTTONS AND HOW IT FLARES OUT AT THE BOTTOM WITH HER CUTE LIL BELT AND THE OTHER JACKET SHE HAS WITH THOSE ADORABLE PINK HEART BUTTONS AND JUST LIKE BASICALLY ANY OUTFIT SHE HAS SHE WILL LOOK ADORABLE IN BC YOOMTAH HERSELF IS JUST FUNDAMENTALLY AND OBJECTIVELY ADORABLE LIKE THE FIRST TIME SHE WAS INTRODUCED IN AC SHE WAS PLAYING A GAMEBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND LIKE THAT ONE TIME SHE WAS IN HER DISGUISE OUTFIT AND SHE PLAYED DDR SO FAST THAT SHE MISSED ALL THE NOTES WAS SO FUNNY BUT ALSO SO CUTE AND NNNNDNDJKSJDBFNSJ GOD I JUST.THERE ARE SO SO MANY CUTE THINGS SHE DOES BUT I DONT WANNA GIVE SPOILERS TO A NEW PERSON YET JUST IN CASE JUST.SHES JUST AN ADORABLE LOVABLE COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE TINY BALL OF HALF-ROBOT CUTENESS AND CHAOS AND I LITERALLY ADORE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING SHES JUST EVERYTHING TO ME AND I LOVE HER SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH I WANT TO HUG HER SO TIGHT AND JUST.KEEP HER ALL TO MYSELF FOREVER SHES M I N E EHAHA YALL DIDNT FORGET I WAS GUSHING ON MY YANBLOG AND NOT MY NORMAL S/ELFSHIP BLOG DID U <3 WELL WHATEVER SHES MINE ALL MINE ONLY MINE SHE BELONGS TO ME AND IF ANYONE ELSE TRIES TO GET TO CLOSE TO HER I LITERALLY WILL GET SO VIOLENT.LIKE I KNOW I CAN'T STOP PEOPLE FROM LIKING A FICTIONAL CHR BUT ALSO U CAN'T STOP ME FROM WANTING TO BASH THEIR BRAINS IN WITH A CROWBAR FOR GETTING TOO CLOSE TO WHATS MINE.AND BESIDES MAYBE IF I GUSH ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE HER ENOUGH THEN PEOPLE WILL ASSOCIATE HER WITH ME AND THEN IN TURN NOT GET TOO CLOSE TO HER BC THEY KNOW SHES MINE <3 SINCE YALL GUYS HERE KNOW HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO ME I TRUST ALL U YANCHAMPS MORE HEHE OK I.THIS IS LIKE SUUUUUUUPER LONG SO I PROBABLY GOTTA STOP NOW UMMMMMMMMM.
PICTURE OF HER KISSING ME. BYE💋❣🌩🌈💙💜💕💜💚💘❣💙👩❤️💋👩🌻💖🌻🌠❤💜💟💕❣❣💕❣❣🧡💚🧡❣🧡👩❤️💋👩💘👩❤️💋👩💟🌩❣💗🌈💕💜✨💜❣✨❣💓⚡⚡💖💖💋💝🌩💟💛💟💟🌠❣💕💝💕💝💘🧡🌻🌼💕🌼✨💟💘💟🧡🧡👩❤️💋👩💟💘💝✨💝💙💝💫⚡🧡🌼💛💟🌠💟💕❣✨💓🧡❣🍋👩❤️💋👩💫🌻💫💞⚠️💝✨❣💘🌻✨🌻💕💟💕💝💙💝❤💝❤💞⚡🌩💟💌💟🌠🌈🌈💕🌈✨❣💘❣🧡💚❣🧡❣🌠💝💝⚡💞💋💟💛💟💌👩❤️💋👩💌❣⚠️💚✨💓💓🧡💚🌈✨🌈👩❤️💋👩💕👩❤️💋👩💕👩❤️💋👩💘🌈💙👩❤️💋👩❤🌻🌼💋🌼🌩🌼💖🌻💌🌻💗🌠💝💕🌠❣✨❣🧡🌈🌈💕🧡💟🌻🍋🌻💘🍋💕🧡🧡⚡🍋💋🌼🌩🌼💗💞💝💙💓💕💝💝💫💝✨💚💕🌈💫🌈💝❤💫💋🧡🌩🍋🍋💖🌻👩❤️💋👩💙🌈✨🧡👩❤️💋👩🌻👩❤️💋👩💘❣🧡💝💌💙💫💘⚡💘💋🌩💖🌼🌠💟❣💕💝✨💌💝🧡❣💘🌈💕❣💓💘❣💙👩❤️💋👩⚡💟🌩🌼💖🌻💜💕🌈🌈💘💚🧡💫🌈⚠️🌻💕💟💙💞❤💞💋💫💖💟💌👩❤️💋👩💟🌠❣💕🌈⚠️🌈💞💫🌻💞💋💫❤💫💋💞🌩🌻💛👩❤️💋👩❣💙❣💗💟💌👩❤️💋👩✨👩❤️💋👩🧡🧡🌈❣❣💙❣💗🍋💋💌👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩🌠🌈💕💜❣💫💟⚠️🌠💟💞⚡💋🍋🌩💟❣🌠💚🌠❣✨❣💘🌈💫💜💚💋💝⚡💝🌩💌👩❤️💋👩💟💓💓👩❤️💋👩💓💌🌼💗🌈✨✨🧡💗🧡✨✨🌻✨🌻💗🌼🍋🌼👩❤️💋👩💖💖🌩💌💚💚👩❤️💋👩✨💝💗💫💗💜✨💟❣🧡💛✨🍋✨💞💋❤✨💞✨👩❤️💋👩💗💝✨💚💫💚👩❤️💋👩💚💌🌠💌💗🌼👩❤️💋👩💕💌💕💝💗💌🌠🧡❣🧡⚡⚡🌻🌻💋❤✨💞✨💗💫💕💫❣❣💜👩❤️💋👩🌠🌩🌠💝🌠💌💗👩❤️💋👩💕🌩💕💝🌠🌩🌠👩❤️💋👩💗💜❣🧡⚡❤💚💚🍋💗💜🌼💌🌼🌩🌼🌩💕👩❤️💋👩💕👩❤️💋👩🌩💚💌💋👩❤️💋👩❣💜💟❣⚡💟⚡💋💚❤⚠️💚✨💞✨💗💫💗👩❤️💋👩💗🌩💗💝💗🌈💗💫❣💟❣💛❣🌻💞💚💋🧡✨💕💜💕👩❤️💋👩⚠️👩❤️💋👩❤💌💖🌩🌼🌩💓💗💜💕💌💕💗🍋💕⚠️👩❤️💋👩⚠️💌⚠️🌈💕💗🌩💗💘💗🌈💗💌💌🌩💙💓💝💕💌💕👩❤️💋👩💕👩❤️💋👩✨✨🧡⚡💛💋🌻✨❤💗💞🌼👩❤️💋👩🌼💝💗❣💙💙⚠️🌈💕💕💕✨💛✨🌻💚⚠️🍋💙💙👩❤️💋👩💙👩❤️💋👩💕🌩💕🌩💕💫💗✨🌠🌩💙💝💓❣🌼💘🌼🍋💕🧡💕❣❤💚⚠️💚💞💜💗👩❤️💋👩💗💌💗💕💝💕💌❣💜❣💜💟⚡⚡💛🌻💚💋💫✨🌩✨✨💝💙🌠💟✨🧡💘💛⚡💛⚡💛💋💛💋❤💋❤🌠💗💫🌼👩❤️💋👩💗💗💝💚💝💚💌💋✨🌩💕💝💗💝💙💌🌠💋💜⚡💛💋💞✨💜💗💗🌩💗💝✨💌❣👩❤️💋👩🌩❣🌩❣💋👩❤️💋👩✨👩❤️💋👩✨💜⚡🧡⚡💛💋🌻❤💋⚠️✨💫✨💕🌩💕💝💗💝💗👩❤️💋👩💙💗👩❤️💋👩💕🌩⚠️💌⚠️❣💛💚🌻💚⚠️✨🌈💗💜🌼🌼💝🌼💝💗❣💙💋🌈💋💫💘⚠️👩❤️💋👩❤💌💕💗🌩💗👩❤️💋👩❣👩❤️💋👩❣🧡⚡🧡⚡🌻💋❤⚠️💙👩❤️💋👩💓🌩💓💖🌻💖💓💖👩❤️💋👩💖⚡💟💘💝💚🌠💛💜💞💕🌠💜🌈💜💫💟💟💓🍋💓🍋👩❤️💋👩❤💚❤💚⚠️💛❤💞💋🌠💋🌠💕💫💝💝💓💟🌩💜💙💌❣💌🌩❤👩❤️💋👩💕👩❤️💋👩💌💓💋💚⚠️⚠️💛💙💛💞⚠️💝💋💋💓💜🌩💜👩❤️💋👩💜💙💜💙🍋👩❤️💋👩🍋💓🌼💓🌼🌻⚠️💚💛⚠️💞💙💙💞💙💝❤🧡💕⚡💕🌻💓👩❤️💋👩💜💜💙💜💙💜⚡💕💗⚠️💚❤💛💋🌠💋🌠💋🌈❤💫💗🌻🍋💓💜🌩✨🌩💖💙💖❣💜🌼🌻💗💓❣💙💙💚🌠❤💝❤🌼❤💝❤⚡💕💕💓💕💓💕👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩💜🌩💜💜💓🌼💘💗💛⚠️🌠❤❤💫❤💓💕🌩💕👩❤️💋👩💜💗💖✨🧡✨💜💓✨👩❤️💋👩💋💙💋❣❤⚡💗⚠️💚❤💞❤💞❤🌼💚🌼💘🌼💟💜🌩💜💙✨❣💜💫💗💚💗💚❤💞❤🌠💋💟✨💫✨🌻✨💓✨🌩💌❣❣💋💙💕💙💜🌼🌩💗💓👩❤️💋👩💋💙❤🌩⚠️💓⚠️🌻⚠️💚💗💛❤💛💋💞💋🌈💕💜💫💜💜💙✨❣💌💫💋⚠️💚❣💚❣💛❤🌠💋💝💌🌩💚👩❤️💋👩💝🍋💋🍋🌩💓💜⚡❣💗❣💞💜🌩💚🌩💝💜💌💕💝🌻💕💋❣🌠🌠💜🌠💜💚💜🌈💙💟💘💜💓❣🌩💝🌩💋🌩✨🌩💝🍋💌🍋🌠💜⚠️❣💛🌼💛💟❤💘❤💗🌠💛💌💜💝🌠🍋🍋🌠👩❤️💋👩💝❣💌⚠️❣💛🌼❤⚡❣💞💜🌈💓⚠️🌻💓💓✨💕💝💜💋🌻🌻💋🌻🌠🌼🌠💟❤⚡💓💛💜🌻💓💌⚡💋🌩🌠💋🌩💝🌩👩❤️💋👩💌💖💋💖✨🌩💞💓🌼💜💜⚡💕⚡🌩🍋🧡💙💫💗🌈⚠️💗💚✨💙💕❣💕❣🌩❣🧡💫💜🌈💕💝💖💞💓💘💓❤💞💞💛💝🌈🌩💝💝⚡💝💜🌠⚡🌠🌩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩⚡👩❤️💋👩💕💝💖👩❤️💋👩💌🍋💕💗💕💘💜💛💓✨💞💞🌩🌠⚡🌈💕💚💕⚠️✨💟🌻💟💘💓💟💞🌈✨👩❤️💋👩💖💌✨👩❤️💋👩🌩💝⚡🌈💜🌈🌼💞💌💓💛💓💗🌼💘💝💙💞💙💝🌈💛⚠️💛⚠️🌻⚠️🌩🌈💜🌈⚡💚⚠️🌻💟🍋💟💘💝💙💝💟💝❤⚠️💟💛💟🌈🌩🌈⚡🌈🌩🌈💜🧡💜🌈💜🧡🧡💋🧡💛🌈🍋⚠️💗💝💘💞💙💞❤🌠💖❣💜👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩✨💝💖💞💙💞💚💟💓🌼💛🌼🌩💝⚡❣❣💜🌠⚡💞🌩👩❤️💋👩⚡💟🌩💟🌩💙✨💟🍋👩❤️💋👩💗💓💘💓💛💞💖🌈✨⚠️⚡🌈❤🌠💟💞💚🌼🌼🌠🌩⚡💝💜🌈🌈💕❣⚡🌠🌩❣💝💜🌩💝🌩🌼✨💓✨⚡💓💋💝💖👩❤️💋👩🌼🍋💗🌼💟🌼💖💝💝⚡💝🌩🌈💕💫💜🧡💋🌈🌻💌🌻💌🌻🌈💙💘💝💛💞❣❤💟💛💗💛🌠👩❤️💋👩❣🍋💛🌻💚🌈🌈💙💙💖💘✨🌻❣💋🌠💋🌠✨💫🍋🌼🌼🌩🌠🌻🌠🌠💟💟🌠💋🌠🌻💘🌻💛💞💟💟⚠️💗✨💗💝🌠🌻💌💌🌠🌠💋🌻💟❣🌻❣🌈🌠💋💕🌻💫🍋💜🌼🍋💫💕🌈💕💋💕🧡💚🌈💙🌻❣❣👩❤️💋👩🌼🍋💫❤💫💛💫💓💫👩❤️💋👩💖🌩🌼💋💚💚🧡💟🌈💟🌻💗💕🧡💫💝🌼🌼💞💜❤💫✨✨💟💗💝💚🌻💌💌🌠🧡💗🌻💕🌼💋✨🌻✨🌩💛💞✨❤💜💓💫💓💟❣🌻✨🧡💕🍋💜💛💫👩❤️💋👩💫🌻🌠💚🧡💗💙❤💋💜🍋💋❣💕✨🌩💝💞🌈💫💞👩❤️💋👩🧡🌼⚡💕🌩⚠️💞💌💫💝💙💟👩❤️💋👩❣👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩💗💫💕💫💕👩❤️💋👩💋💙💓💌💓💝💞💓🌩🌩⚡💗⚡💘💛💕🌩❣💞💫💌💞🍋❣⚠️💗💌💝🌈💖⚠️💘⚡
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32: What words upset me the most
warning this kinda turned into a rant im sorry about that ajklsdf dont read on if u dont want to read about my salt
er hm i dont really have specific words, but probably guilt tripping or passive aggressiveness, i really hate that stuff (if its like sarcastic or whatever then its fine but yea just would prefer not to) also straight up lying to me to take advantage of me or manipulation (ive gotten better at steering clear of these things than before but yea)
some other pet peeves are when people say “no offense but _________” which to me is pointless because how am i supposed to respond to something like “no offense but heres something offensive but since i’ve said no offense u cant really say anything back to me now ok cool bye” i’d rather just have u say whatever it is without the “no offense” part, also i havent had to deal with this in a while but when someone says “hope ur happy now” snidely after giving in or whatever (i guess this falls into passive aggressiveness) its also quite annoying
dont even get me started on parents who want to talk to me bc i seem successful and just want to weed out information etc so they can can take advantage of my experience or whatever, that stuff is annoying as hell (honestly, accusing someone of being good at something? and then asking how theyre good at it in a salty tone? bullshit) and ive gotten good at dodging questions; i know when ur being genuine or not :) (if u actually need help and are genuine, i am happy to help! but if ur just here to leech off me, bye!) and i also know when ur just hounding me on my standardized test scores & extracurriculars :) and i also know when you only talk to me bc it seems like im doing well and want to leech info and when you ignore me later bc u think ur better than me now and dont need me anymore :)
pro tip: just compliment them and their children and say theyre doing well + some bs about working hard to be successful and they will be fine, laugh awkwardly, and then end the convo while dunking on capitalistic tendencies in ur head
pro tip #2 for classmates who constantly take advantage of you: when it gets to a certain point, im serious, just keep saying you dont know–who cares if they think u’ve become dumb that was honestly never any of their business anyways. and if someone isnt pulling their weight in a group project let the teacher know and if the teacher doesnt care, assign people tasks and keep in mind the goal is to get them to do work–might damper ur pride but sometimes that just how it is. but for other things please remember to protect yourself and DONT let yourself get sucked into cheating scandals or whatnot bc someone wont be friends with you if u dont help them with x and y (aka do all the work for them), thats complete and utter bullshit and means they arent real friends to you, please go find other friends and dont tell yourself u have to put up with them bc u dont have anyone else. if u need a friend and cant find one u can come talk to me instead
on another note when someone tells me they are disappointed in me that really hurts too :^) but thats different
so yea thats about it im sorry this became a full blown rant oops
#bluris answers asks#p0l-anka#apol#i really fucking hate guilt tripping lmao#honestly ive had to deal with more drama when i was younger than when i was older tbh#i got good at avoiding people like that when i got older#people that make me feel inferior with a dose of passive aggressiveness? no thanks#im about to talk a little about body stuff here so please dont rread on if u are uncomofrtable with that#tw body insecurity#when i was younger like mid elementary i used to go to this dance place#and there was this really mean girl who would always throw snide remarks at me because i was fat#im really glad that society has gotten better with normalizing fat bodies and trying to get rid of the stigma now btw#but anyway back then that hurt a lot#i still remember her name andd what she looked like#and i would get llike made fun of for being clumsy etcc#i hated it#so that was like passive aggressiveness part#my journey from being non athletic and made fun of to becoming a competitive swimmer and then retiring now is quite a lot tbh#im still working on accepting my body#i also had a best friend in elementary school who lied to me all the fucking time and my dumbass iinnocent brain would believe her#which she would lie about losing and getting flushed down the toilet so i would give her another one#i regret giving her all those gifts#anyways i reralized she was manipulating me and cried my heart out to my mom and my mom told me to stay away from her and make some#new friends so i did and they were much better#she knew how i feltt about her throughout midddle and hs and i think she became scared of me lmao#whatever i just stayed away and didnt talk to her unless completely needed#anyways also a few other people who were passive aggressive and used no offense and r u happy now a lot who ive just stayed away from#in conclusion ive learned a lot by dealing with shitty people and am now better at avoiding them!
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Answer all the questions
well i have nothing to do so sure
1. What have you eaten today?
some toast for breakfast, leftovers for lunch, and some cereal for dinner
2. Who was your last kiss with? Was it pleasant?
never kissed anyone, don't really care about that
3. What color shoes did you last wear?
light grey sneakers
4. Who has made you laugh the hardest in the last week?
Jeremy did, when I was watching his Alien Isolation stream on monday
5. What is your favorite scent?
I love the smell freshly baked goods
6. What is your favorite season? Why?
I love fall. I just love the aesthetic of the season, and my favorite holiday is during fall. I would love to experience it one day
7. Can you do a handstand or cartwheel?
lol nope. I was barely able to do it as a kid. If I tried now i’m pretty sure i’ll break something.
8. What color are your nails?
the regular pink color? I don’t paint my nails
9. If you had to get a tattoo on your face to save your life, what would it be?
aw geez, uhhh idk maybe like a tiny star or something
10. What is something you find romantic?
i dont know romantic things
11. Are you happy?
eh
12. Is there anything in particular making you happy or sad?
no not really
13. Dogs or Cats?
cats. i like dogs too, but sometimes they’re too much to deal with. i’m more comfortable being with cats
15. Which do you prefer:a museum, a night club, the forest or a library?
museum
15. What is your style?
my style is “im trying”
16. If you could be doing anything you like right now, what would it be?
stay up all night to catch up on videos
17. Are you in a relationship or single?
single babeyyyy
18. What makes you attracted to the person you like right now?
nothing, because im not attracted to anyone
19. If you could replace your partner/best friend with a celebrity of your choice, would you? Who with?
i dont like celebrities
20. Are you holding on to something you need to let go of? If so then what?
i’m pretty sure i’m holding on to a lot of stuff, but I can’t seem to remember anything specific. if this question means metaphorically, the answer still works
21. How did you celebrate last Halloween?
I went to a drive thru haunted house with my 2 friends, and after we got some taco bell and went to the beach to eat our food. we sat there for like 10 minutes before it started to rain on us
22. Have you recently made any big decisions?
nope. I try not to in general , I hate having to make any sort of big decision because I starting stressing
23. Were you ever in a school play?
I’ve always had stage fright so no
24. What movie would you use to describe your life?
uhhhh, I dont watch enough movies to pick one
25. Is there something you have dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?
oh there’s plenty of things that I've dreamed of doing, but I just can’t do it because of anxiety
26. Complete this sentence, “I wish I had someone with whom I could share…”
I dont like sharing
27. What are two things that irritate you about the same sex?
uhhh idk? maybe the whole makeup culture thing? but it’s not like it irritates me I just don’t get it. I can’t really think of a second thing
28. What are two things that irritate you about the opposite sex?
too much to list
29. What is the best thing that has happened to you this week?
fuck if i know
30. What is something that makes you sad when you think about it?
can’t think of anything rn
31. How long was your longest relationship?
never been in one
32. Have you ever been in love?
pretty sure I have not
33. Are you currently in love?
nope
34. Why did your last relationship end?
see question 31
35. What jewelry are you wearing right now, and where did you get it?
not wearing any atm. actually, I just don’t wear jewelry in general
36. When was the last time you cried and why?
I think it was last week? I don’t remember why, it was probably something stupid
37. Name someone pretty.
the anon that sent me this ask
38. What did you receive last Valentines Day?
oh! I got a few gifts from my bestie :)
39. Do you get jealous easily?
no
40. Have you ever been cheated on?
no
41. Do you trust your partner/best friend?
sure
42. Ever had detention?
no because I was a good bean in school
43. Would you rather live in the countryside or the city?
city. the countryside sounds nice, but just the thought of being out in the middle of nowhere especially at night makes me nervous
44. What do people call you?
by my name
45. What was the last book you read?
I do not remember. It’s been years since I’ve read a book
46. How big of a nerd/dork are you?
uhhh idk
47. What kind of music do you listen to?
anything that catches my fancy. I don’t really stick to one kind of genre
48. How tall are you?
my doctor said I’m allowed to say i’m 5′2
49. Do you like kids?
they’re alright. I can handle be around them for a bit, but I would never want to have any
50. Favorite fruits?
watermelon, starfruit, and tangerines
51. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
jeans
52. What’s your earliest memory?
I was like 3-4, and I was at disney world with my family. I remember seeing a stage show of Bear in the Big Blue house, and I remember walking around ToonTown when it still existed
53. Ever had a poem or song written about you or to you?
i hope not
54. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind it
55. Do you have a collection of anything?
I used to collect seashells as a kid and I still have some of the collection somewhere in my closet. I wanna start a new collection of something but idk what
56. Do you save money or spend it?
i try to save it
57. What would your dream house be like?
something cozy and not too big, with a cat or 2
58. What top 5 things make you the angriest?
its 11pm at the time of answering this, i really can’t think of anything to fill a list rn
59. What top 5 things always brings a smile to your face?
see the previous question
60. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
save the dog. i hate my job anyways so I don’t care
61. 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
I would definitely tell my closest friends, and some of my family members, probably my mom’s side of the family. If I had the money to, I would like to travel to some places that i’ve always wanted to go to. I would have a month to accept that i’m gonna die so i think i would be fine. i’d rather get plenty of time to know i’m dying rather than like last minute. this has been a topic that i’ve been thinking of for a while now, not because I’m like thinking about death or anything, I just need something to kill time with at work
62. Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
a heart?
63. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
aw cmon, I can’t just think of stuff like that on the spot. I don’t even know where I would want to go
64. Do you like the beach?
It’s nice, especially in the early morning when everything is still calm and the beach isn’t packed with people yet
65. Ever sleep on the couch or a bed with someone special?
no? wtf does someone special mean?
66. Do you have a middle name? If so what is it!
Doesn’t everyone have a middle name? But yeah i do and i hate it so im not saying anything
67. Do you talk to yourself?
in my head all the time
68. Describe your hair.
brown, curly, very long because I haven’t cut it in almost a year, it’s very annoying
69. What is the meaning of life.
I wish i knew
70. What is your ideal partner like?
no one
71. Do you want to get married?
no
72. Do you want to have kids?
ew no
73. Like or dislike your family?
they’re bearable
74. Are you Chunky or Slim?
I’m more than chunky, i’m just straight up fat
75. Would you consider yourself smart?
lol no. I’m an absolute dumbass
76. What would you change about your life?
everything if i could
77. Religious or Not?
no not really
78. You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
I don’t drink so this would never happen
79. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
it sure isnt because no one is there
80. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
uhhhh no. I don’t really care tbh
81. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
idk
82. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
i’m not opening the door because no one is there
83. Do you like when people play with your hair?
ehh not really. It’ll just make it frizzy
84. Do you like bubble baths?
no
85. Have you ever been pulled over by a cop?
I need to drive in order for that to happen
86. Have you ever danced in the rain?
no. its not fun getting soaked in the rain
87. Do you trust anyone with your life?
not really?
88. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
why does god allow suffering
89. If money wasn’t an issue, what top 10 places would you travel to? (You get to stay at each place for a week)
1.greece
2. peru
3.disney world only because I have not been to all the parks yet, also i can bug my brother while i’m there
theres a lot more but i’m too tired to fill out the rest of the list
90. How was your day today?
it was fine
91. Play an instrument?
used to play mellophone/french horn in band in high school. after I graduated I haven’t touched an instrument since
92. Describe the what you think of the ocean.
it’s scary
93. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts?
aliens as anything that counts as a living organism not of this world, not green little men from mars nonsense. the universe is too big for only life to be on earth. for ghosts, i’m still iffy about them, but that doesn’t mean i’m gonna start walking around haunted places and call the ghosts a bitch
94. Honestly, are things how you wanted them to be?
abosolutely not. every day I regret all the decisions i’ve made through my life. does that mean I’m trying to fix said mistakes or try not to do them again? lol no
95. Do you have a mean bitchy scary side?
in my mind i do. I’m too scared of everyone to actually do it
96. When are you vulnerable?
always
97. How much free time do you have?
doesn’t feel like much. saturday and sunday go by way too fast and i feel like when i go home from work theres just not enough to relax. im tired all the time
98. Do you like to go hiking?
never been
99. Odd or Even Numbers?
even
100. Would you ever go sky diving, bungee jumping , cliff diving, wing suit gliding, parasailing, snorkeling, or other extreme activities?
no because I actually have self preservation. I am also a very big chicken
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“into the great wide open” by mixedfandomfics
Summary: It only took a week or so for Harry to truly get into the routine of life on the road. They woke before dawn each morning, ate a small meal, packed up the tent and rounded up the livestock, all before setting out. On a good day, they could make it twenty miles. There hadn’t been many bad ones, but Louis confessed that on a previous trip there had been a solid week where they hadn’t made it more than five miles a day. Soon, Louis promised, animals would start going lame, and wheels would start breaking, and people would start going hungry. The beginning was the easiest, and the end was doable only because the hope of finishing the trek fueled everyone. It was the middle bit, with the tedious marching hundreds of miles from any settlement, that people succumbed to the journey.
Additional Tags: Wild West, Alternate Universe - Historical, Historical, Historical Inaccuracy, Alternate Universe - Western, Cowboys & Cowgirls, Bandits & Outlaws , Westward Expansion, Pioneers, Gold Rush, funky little lesbian cowgirls, stirring, up trouble, Horses, Horseback Riding, Minor Character Death, Minor Gun Violence, a shocking lack of homophobia considering, 1840s (ish?), Girl Direction, girl louis, girl harry, Girl niall, girl Zayn,liam stayed a boy because I wasn't creative enough to make a girl deputy seem plausible, as with all of my fics there is way too much precedence set on the pets, everyone has a horse or three all of them have names, theres a dog, and some cows, Angst with a Happy Ending, Louis Tomlinson Calls Harry Styles Pet Names, they're just dumb gays in love, raising hell and bein famous outlaws, listen just read it im bad at tags, theyre like 20 and 22 to start maybe like 30 and 32 at the end, who really knows time isnt real.
Words: 69k
Chapters: 3/3
#fic rec#p:Larry#larry fic#larry fic rec#larry stylinson fic#larry fanfiction#T:Historical#t:girl direction#1840s#w:60k+#folereslikes#please you need to read this fic#the whole story is fantastic#and the ending#is very emotional#✸✸✸✸✸
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Cooking With Bleep Blop
Yall wanna know how to make a turkey taste fuckin awesome??? No?? Too bad
Okay so once last year someone tected me saying they hated turkey cause it was "dry as hell" and i was so fuckin FLABERGASTED like dude?? What are you doing?? So im gonna tell you how me and mom have been doing it for years okay
Okay so yall... Ya gotta brine that shit for like 24 hours okay, let it get That Juice yknow? And for one turkey you need
like 2 lbs of (unsalted) vegitable stock (or like 32 oz)
1 and 1/2 cups if kosher salt
A pound if honey
An unknown amount of water
And a fuckin bucket (for later)
Okay mix all that shit in a pot and "boil" it (not really just get it hot), mix and desolve that salt, please dont burn the honey. And then cool it with ice and cold water
And then get your fuckin BUCKET (a cooler will do if you dont have a bucket with a lid) and put your turkey in the bucket, poor in your cooled brine so you dont cook the turkey in the bucket, and add water till the turkey almost covered
Oh, and when puttting the turkey in the bucket put its legs up abd breast down so the back/bottom that isnt ate as much is sticking out.
And fuckin brine that shit for like 24 hours but your not gonna end the world if you brine it for less
Okay so lets say you did all that okay and now its a day later abd your ready to cook that shit, so we pull out the turkeys, rinse em off (on the inside and out) and pat it dry
and now comes the "im gonna sound like a serial killer describing this" part
To to get that Good Good Taste we gotta just sorta... Cut up a stick of butter and put the slabs undernesth the skin,,,
Like really get your hands in there, place butter anywhere butter can go in the skin okay
Then we make hats! Tinfoil hats! So the goverment cant read our turkeys mind! Just get a sheet of tinfoil, and form it to the shape of the turkey and set it aside for later
And then we apologize to the turkey for shoving butter under its skin by giving it an oil massage with vegitable oil. Just really get in there on that bird yknow, make it feel special
And then after all of that you tuck the wings under the bird by like twisting them and shoving them back, place him in a pan (we tinfoil it for faster cleanup but its not required) and place it in the oven on 500° for half an hour
Then hat it, crank the heat down to 350° until a thermometer in the Thiccest part of the Breast says 165°
My mom wanted me to tell you "And do not remove the thermometer when you bring it out!! It stays!! "
And dont puncture/stab/cut/or wound the bird AT ALL for 45 minuets so it stays juicy alright?
And then you get a great tasting turkey, and everyone will love you! Happy Last Thursday Of November and if you have to see your family because of it well maybe you could talk about this instead of grandpas outdated political veiws on your existance!
Bye!
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