October 18, 2020 ~~ [The Golden Brio Texts]
In which the boys are nosy about Tom’s love life...
@knightley--phillip, @captain--john
[tw: none except the boys being a bit gross.]
Phillip Knightley
oi tommy will the lady be wanting pancakes this morning
Tom Harrington
what the fuck how did you even ??
she already left
Phillip Knightley
ah damn
i have my ways :wink:
john no extra pancakes
so
did you get lukcy
Tom Harrington
john, if you're near phil, punch him please
Phillip Knightley
at the risk of our pancakes turning out badly??
Tom Harrington
john can multitask
John Smith
you lot are really something
Phillip Knightley
hi johnny :heart:
Tom Harrington
i did not DO anything. don't listen to whatever phil is saying
Phillip Knightley
tom wont say if he got his dicky wet
John Smith
could have at least waited until I was done with the pancakes before blowing up my phone
Phillip Knightley
never
Tom Harrington
PHIL
Phillip Knightley
is that a yes or a no
i can't tell
Tom Harrington
we aren't in year 12 anymore for christ's sake
John Smith
Tom had a lady over?
Phillip Knightley
our lovely American colleague :eyes:
stayed the night
Tom Harrington
NO i mean yes but
John Smith
Ah an American. Both of you seem to be into that lately
Tom Harrington
she was drunk, it was late, i wasn't going to make her sleep on the couch
Phillip Knightley
i do not discriminate
plus she's BASICALLY handpicked by our superiors
really John you should be thrilled
John Smith
well I say good on Tom for having an Order approved girl
Phillip Knightley
We're running out of English noblewomen, we've got to out source
Tom Harrington
don't say it like that
John Smith
Phillip do not speak for me moments before I speak
Phillip Knightley
I won't be surprise if they ship more over
Tom Harrington
she's -- i mean rose is lovely
it's just -- she was drunk
John Smith
this whole thing could strengthen the bonds between the Order and Huntsclan
Phillip Knightley
Congrats tommy for singlehandedly solidifying international relations
John Smith
Quite a lofty achievement
Phillip Knightley
couldn't be prouder
Tom Harrington
i didn't! she just slept in my bed becos i wasn't gonna have her going home bloody wasted off whatever you put in those drinks, phillip
Phillip Knightley
you were totally talking her up all night though
proud of both of you
John Smith
Tom had a lady in his bed wow how long has it been Tom-o
Phillip Knightley
Ask her to dinner!
John Smith
Practically betrothed they grow up so fast
Tom Harrington
it's not been that long!
i can't ask her to dinner isn't that like ...
against the code or something? do we even have code for this ?
Phillip Knightley
do you mean bro code or like
Our Superiors
bc mate, i am like 98% sure the reason they sent over a girl was to hook her up with one of us
or Henry I guess
if you mean bro code, she's not my type and John's heart is spoken for
Tom Harrington
oh bloody hell how old even is she
Phillip Knightley
twenty......something
Tom Harrington
and wait by who
John Smith
What are you prattling on about Phillip
Phillip Knightley
:slight_smile:
anyway! you're fine tommy boy
Tom Harrington
i...should i ask her out proper-like then?
Phillip Knightley
yes
John Smith
my heart is firmly in my chest thank you very much
Phillip Knightley
do it tommy
we're not talking about you john
help me out with this pep talk
John Smith
Tom if you like her you should ask her out
Phillip Knightley
also a dinner isn't like
committing to marriage
see what the chemistry is outside of "work"
Tom Harrington
i mean, course i like her -- she's quite interesting, isn't she?
Phillip Knightley
yeah
Tom Harrington
and definitely pretty too
Phillip Knightley
see! all good things
a little dinner won't do any harm
At the best, you've found the One
at the worst, you spend some extra time with an interesting and pretty colleague
John Smith
In any case, if it doesn't feel right you could say its a 'friend date'
Tom Harrington
i'd also hurt her if she's interested and im not, aye
Phillip Knightley
mate one date isnt gonna make her fall in love with you
John Smith
even if you are a handsome lad who girls just fawn over
Tom Harrington
yeah true i suppose. i just don't want to make things complicated
John Smith
Let the girl decide for herself ya know, she's a Huntsclan lady she knows risk
Phillip Knightley
yeah tommy, you underestimate her
she's not your typical Order lass
John Smith
we don't exactly have "Order lasses"
She's like a female American version of Henry I suppose
Phillip Knightley
I mean the LADIES
so pedantic over my terminology before coffee aren't we johnny
Tom Harrington
please do not use words like pedantic before noon
John Smith
I am currently waiting very patiently for it to brew while your pancakes all get cold
Tom Harrington
will you bring them up to me it's my birthday :pleading_face:
Phillip Knightley
yes :heart:
oh if its not brewing i may've
accidentally
broken it,
Tom Harrington
:heart_eyes: you guys can eat in my room with meeee
John Smith
......
Phillip Knightley
:heart:
going up to tommy's now!!
John Smith
Phillip
WHAT DID YOU STICK IN MY COFFEE MAKER
... I'll put extra whipped cream on for the birthday boy and be up in a minute with your plates
Phillip I cannot guaruntee yours won't end up down your shirt or in your lap
Phillip Knightley
that's hot
Tom Harrington
just don't mess up my sheets i should not have to do laundry on my birthday
John Smith
You're getting me coffee from Hatter's Phillip and buying me a new coffee maker
Phillip Knightley
i can do that
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