does anyone else have that one ship thats popularity baffles you to this day for no real reason

i dont understand the hate lesserafim gets please im not even a fearnot (im a neverland, surprise) and im just standing here like can we just get along man

HOW ARE YOU JUST SUPPOSE TO KNOW YOUR GENDER!?!?!?! I DONT FUCKING KNOW MAN!! HE/HIM PRONOUNS ARE GOOD THEY MAKE ME FEEL GIDDY AND I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE USE THEM BUT ALSO THEY/THEM ARE GOOD THEY FEEL NATURAL AND I LIKE WHEN PEOPLE USE THEM, SHE/HER??? I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOWWWW I DONT HATE THEM BUT I DONT LOVE THEM EITHER??? IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM AND I FEEL LIKE I COULD USE THEM I JUST DONNO AND I ALSO DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I FEEL IN TERMS OF GENDER??? LIKE DO I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A GENDER??? OR NO GENDER AT ALL??? OR IS IT FLUID???? DOES IT FLUCTUATE??? IS IT BINERY??? DUDE I DONT KNOWWWWW

So I’m minding my own business right? I’m about to read a rocket fic I’ve been meaning to for a while (AND BLACKMAIL MATERIAL CAME OUT FUCK GUYS GO) and I decided to check my ao3 requests because why not.

And then I see this abomination.

Bro. I think I’m gonna need a trigger warning for this goddammit

worse shit is going to read some smutty/fluffy fanfiction abt your fav ship and mid chapter there are like. fucking emojis everywhere or just randomly a bunch of them. no context, just some fucking stupid emojis.

Warning: My hot take!

Ok so I found what Red, White, and Royal Blue/RWRB us and I find it hard to have any semblance of caring about this. Or seeing this as a win for the lgbt community. Mainly cus the romance is between a monarch of Britain and the son of a US president.

I’m sorry, but am I supposed to cheer this as a gay win when Prince Henry’s family was selling and shipping me and many other black peoples ancestors throughout the Diaspora? Then his family also stole other nations jewels and has refused to give them back.

I find it hard to even feel for this character when he benefits so much from the suffering and theft of me and other people’s ancestors.

I was doing some foolish art and went to look at his skin on namemc. Can someone please tell me why he's in lederhosen???????

was no one going to tell me billie piper literally released a new song for the first time in years just one day ago??????????????????????????

Okay, but who's the top and who's the bottom in Band of Brothers ships tho

this comment confuses and baffles me in a way i rarely experience outside of listening to someone explain the rules of football to me

I have to live everyday with the fact that Viggo saw Sir Ulgerthorpe, spoke to him and still thought he was normal. I have said this before but it pains my every waking moment 

Why do people even make fan AI art? Im sorry, but if you didn't blood sweat and tears your way into developing your skills only to suddenly forget how to draw a thing you've done 100 times before you miss out on the real experience. also fan art should be made by ppl, isnt that the whole point?

this doesnt make any sense???? what???? in what world would that be the case????

so this is what i've gathered so far-- and feel free to correct me if im wrong-- this is just to get my thoughts in a row over all of this tomb shit..

its not crypto... i think. what they have as this "token" is like an NFT but is not attached to a currency like a real nft. the token is like a little coupon to redeem for access to future tour shit. hence why it is "exclusive." which... i thought that was the whole purpose of the peaceful army mailing list was to have first access to content. but whatever...

they only released the tokens to 50 people so far and it appears to be based on how often people interact. idk through what platform they calculated this information. i was not one of those 50 people so i dont get a token. cool. anyway.

one part that seemed sketchy to me was when creating an account for the electric tomb, it gave you the option to sign in with your wallet. so with that, maybe my first point is completely incorrect and it is a real crypto nft.

simply, i think the tomb is a shit idea and they need a new marketing team to gather better info on how to pertain to their fans because this is not correct at all. idk how we got lost in translation to get to cryptocurrency.

for a group that preaches to unplug from the source and not want to be up on fads bc they are so beyond that and want to parts of it, this is a very bad move. plus there are plenty of other things to add to their approach on fan engagement before crypto should have even been considered.

my dad has been watching a tv show from the 90s set in Alaska called Northern Exposure and its the most unhinged, weirdass show I've ever seen, featuring: the most obnoxious doctor you've ever met including House MD, a radio dj played by Ian from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, a 60 something bar owner and his 20 something airheaded gf, a bush pilot whose last 4 relationships literally ended in their deaths, a guy I can only describe as a more stoned Bill from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure who makes amateur films, and Marilyn the deadpan knitting nurse who's played by a First Nation actress and is literally the only character I like

in any given episode, almost nothing happens, but I still end up feeling inexplicably annoyed.. like, its not completely unfunny, but its also not good? and it has six seasons??

why the fuck is so much homestuck incest being recommended to me. I just saw some awesome Roxy fanart and I check the person's profile and they mostly draw incest. what the fuck.