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anyways not to pull out the “I’m literally neurodivergent and a minor” card but I honestly something makes the whole Discourse™️ thing in this fandom extra funny for me is the fact that I’m a minor (or at least will be for two more months lmao) and most of the people I see arguing all the time are like. grown ass adults in their 20s and 30s. like I’m sorry but isn’t it my job to be annoying and immature on the internet?? and y’all’s job to mind ur own business and be normal???? I think someone missed a memo here like don’t y’all have taxes to do or something 🤨 stop writing 2k+ word discourse posts online and go grocery shopping girl. your bread is literally growing mold as we speak
#why are you sending suicide bait to a teenager on tumblr dot com. aren’t you supposed to be like. mature#it’s so hysterical#idk I’m sure some of the ppl being annoying are teenagers#but like I will literally see people posting the most insane nonsense and then find out they’re 30+ 💀#what tf are you doing#you got bills to pay buddy. you got other shit to do with ur time.#like that post ab how 14 year olds should never be argued with online bc they’re 14. except y’all are literally working full time jobs#pls don’t misunderstand me I don’t mean this post like ‘ewww old adults’ lmao god can you imagine.#im just joking around bc it’s funny#but it genuinely boggles my brain how some of u take the discourse SO seriously but you don’t even have the excuse of being a teenager.#how is it that important to you. what r u doing. get off ur phone for like two seconds go walk outside. talk to real people lmaooo#and don’t get me wrong I’m sure I’ve been guilty of being an Annoying Minor before. but at least I’m not making callout posts shdghdgg#idk sorry for being salty I try not to put my toe into this stuff but sometimes I can’t resist
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world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up
#AYYYY LIGHTS OUT IS BACK BABEY LETS GO#howdy is Suffering in this au ive come to realize#more so than i previously thought!#he's cooped up in a slightly too small shell of a building#rarely allowed outside bc hes too noisy </3#mans is desperately Understimmed#wally isnt trying to be harsh hes just asking an honest & earnest question <3#i have another scribble floating around somewhere of wally putting his hand over howdy's mouth and saying Hush#i think its a funny running joke. everyone is constantly like 'howdy please for the love of fuck. shut up'#he strikes me as the type to talk when nervous. and bored. and excited. hes a talker tell me im wrong#scribble salad#wh lights out au#welcome home au#hes BORED hes with the (objectively) Unfunniest neighbors hes BORED did i mention hes BORED#howdy: *stuffing pouring out of him after getting maimed* this is actually much better than being in the post office#frank: we're going to put you on a leash i swear to fucking god
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in a hilarious turn of events my flatmate didn't even know I use any pronouns....
#i thought when she was talking abt how her parents thought i was gonna come out as trans and kept checking my name/pronouns-#that the joke was that im ALREADY trans but in ways they dont know abt.... but nope she genuinely didnt know 🤭#to be fair. i dont rly let anyone in on my gender business unless we're close enough to be dating or its an anonymous online space#like im legally cis and thats fine. idc abt ppl using my name + she/her bc thats not my gender identity its just AN identity that i use-#to navigate the world without ppl being fucking nosy bc i pass as + am sociopolitically treated as a woman (if butch lol)#to ppl who are friends ill joke that my gender is dyke (true) and to friends whose gender falls on a similar spectrum-#or who are transmasc ill talk a little more honestly abt it bc theyre usually able to understand better than anyone else#other butch dykes w a weird gender going on are the only motherfuckers who actually Get It but theyre hard to come by tbh#to be frank i dont fucking know whats going on w my gender. and i dont rly care enough to do the introspection to figure it out rn#i have so many other problems in my life and im lucky that most of my beef w gender can be solved by presenting butch + binding#and using any pronouns around other queer ppl. its actually incredibly funny to me when ppl she/her me bc its like tch. this chump hasnt#unlocked my level of gender yet. pronouns and names in general are so far disconnected from the way i exist in the world...#its just smth thats fun for me to play around with + makes me feel weird sometimes but in ways i havent distilled yet yknow#and this has been my approach to gender for like?? 4-5 years now??? and likely will continue to be for a long while..#anyway. its not actually that surprising my flatmate doesnt know bc shes cis so ive never felt compelled to have a deeper conversation#abt gender with her. but also i could sweeaaar its been mentioned bc almost all our other friends are trans lol#and also ive been introducing myself at queer sports socials w any pronouns and i swear i talked abt that w her..... whatever#and my pronouns are on discord and shes def seen my tumblr before but maybe i didnt have them in my bio at the time... i digress#i kind of prefer cis ppl she/hering me tbh. theyre not able to they them or he him or whatever else me in a way that matters.....#altho i do find it fascinating when she or other ppl elect to use neutral or masculine terms for me. raising an eyebrow and taking notes#like when she got a job and joked abt me being her househusband.. pulling up the fem/masc tally chart and chalking a line up#a la nona the ninth.... ive been trying to figure out whos inhabiting this body my entire fucking life with no luck girl#ANYWAY just smth to think abt. im so tired i think my brain is gonna start seeping out my eyeballs#im gonna watch some more pluto and read and then -> 🛌#another 6:30 start tomorrow woohoo#.diaries#zzzzz
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saw a weasel for the first time in the wild just now
#a stoat to be exact. long black tail#haha funny fursona jokes aside they've been one of my favourite animals since i was a little kid ive always wanted to see a real one#and it was Right there. just outside the bird hide. bouncing around stealing scraps just living its life#fucked up one time on the stopwatch and had to make it up bc scientific validity be damned im watching that beast as long as its there#thought it was a squirrel before it did a funny little bounce out of the bush#made my day tbh. longbeast spotted (real)
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bruh apparently my roommate fell down the terf pipeline this summer and proudly told me she is a terf tonight. uh. babe what the fuck do you want me to do with that.
#i made a joke about how the people i like to be friends with aren't her kind of people#referring to the fact that i like my little gaggle of loser and weirdos (affectionate) and she likes loser and weirdos (deragatory)#but she thought i was referring to the fact that i'm mostly friends with queer people and she was like#“omg yeah ur friends are going to call me a terf!! 🤣”#and then she told me she's on terftok and how she identifies as a terf#which this is a totally new development btw. in like june she told me she thinks she's getting indoctrinated and falling down the pipeline#but we had a long conversation about it and we've had a couple since and i thought she like changed her opinion#slash kept it the same as before she started falling down the pipeline#but i guess not?#and i guess she thinks it's funny?#idk lads i just know im gonna have to be real careful about who i bring around my apartment#unfortunately#i know she'll like be respectful if im around bc she doesnt want to upset me but i just dont want to have to deal w/ anything#she also was calling bella ramsey by every single set of pronouns in the world except for they/them bc i guess that was funny to her too?#and she was doing it for a nonbinary classmate of ours too#this all came about recently too like she used to respect pronouns and reject terf talking points?#ive heard her argue against them before what happened 😭
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on silly gender moments with snow: realizing you've been saying "i shouldve been born a guy" since you were like. 10
#IM NOT SAYING THAT IM A GUY yes i am sorta.#its complicated idek#actually you can come out of my draft since im cleaning hi#snow speaks#i was saying this on a different blog bc i was like >_> hmmm dont feel comfy talking about it on main#but then you know what its fine#anyways was having a moment of realization after my friend texted me 'hey girl!' and i was like stomping around like >:I i am not a girl!!!#i cant tell if thats just me not really feeling like i align to a girlthese days and i dont wanna use she/her (or am just v tired of using#them compared to they/them and even moreso he/him since no one bothers with those around me)#also i still joke about this alot which is kinda funny bc i do it half joking and like enough that i can dip out of the convo if they seem#weird about it BUT ANYWAYS LMAOOOO#snows gender: a joke.#anyways i need to look for something inmy drafts
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for a group of people that like to say "this is a sci fi show, why are you so hung up on realism 🙄" y'all sure seem to harp on about and get hung up on finn's weight and your assumptions about his physical strength waaaay more than the duffers do when they're writing for mike's character but i'm 😴😴😴
#im sensitive 2 ppl flip flopping around like that#i know he's fake and i know finn doesn't need any more shooters okay I KNOW#but like. :/ thats my son boy michael ur talking abt .#and i shall NOT entertain any slander thrown his way#he did Not fight a bully and fight lucas and attack d'art and grab a candle holder and hit vecna and protect will 938373 times#for y'all to say tht bc he's skinny he won't do shit.#it's not funny to me i don't think weight jokes are funny nor will i ever sorry for being the negative nancy here but.#HDBSHGSSJSJ i jus ..... thts sir mike the paladin.... in real life and in dnd..... do Not#lucas is the jock and the actual buff one of the party and still mike has fought more times than he has.#like. be serious.#SORRY I KNOW ITS JOKE I KNOW. BUT. THAT'S MY BOY MIKE THT I ADOPTED ON A COLD RAINY NIGHT...#and i kept quiet abt this but i saw Certain Jokes once and its like. finn carried millie once. he's not going to break while picking up#a milk jug. just shut up about his weight it's not any less worse just bc he's skinny PLEASEEEEE 😭🔫
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dude i swear if i actually make gang's bay a real show and i write a joke about being trans people are gonna be like "this is incredibly offensive to trans people" and im gonna have to come out and be like "yall im literally a trans person writing myself im just having a laugh why cant you too"
like seriously where's the line between a joke poking fun for laughs and a joke that's actually offensive? i feel like that's a little bit subjective dontcha think
#sorry i literally cant stop thinking about this#i think we need to learn how to laugh at our own imperfections and just our attributes in general#even when they're being joked about from an outside perspective#people laugh at italian stereotypes and little german boy and conservative cartoons actively trying to offend queer people#oh but when a guy known to make fun of autistics makes a video making fun of 20-years-old european music suddenly thats bad#i feel like this ties into the whole idea of critical thinking too. which people are actively getting worse at on all sides#people need to learn to lighten up. not everything needs to either be 'safe to enjoy' or 'actively avoid this bad thing because its bad'#i actively watch helluva boss despite all the controversy around it. i dont give a fuck it's a funny show about hell whatever#i've been trying to avoid saying it because i was afraid people would block me about it. personally i dont have an opinion on the drama#it's just. swagever dude! im so tired of controversy over media actually what the fuck ever i dont care#there's an episode of clone high where they have a REALLY stereotyped charicature of adhd. i watch it anyway bc it's silly#are people boycotting the new spiderverse over the alleged stress workers faced? doesnt fucking seem like it!#idk maybe im just stubborn. or people REALLY need to grow thicker skin and lighten up#there is almost ALWAYS gonna be problems with something you like. learn to not give a shit and have fun anyway
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what is it like having normal family who does not constantly guilt trip you :)
#vent#sorry ik i never actually complain on here but im just so sick and tires#tired#i do so much for them and then today they turn around and tell me im lazy#i think they thought it was a funny joke but honestly it’s just fucking rude#i cook i run errands i give them lifts and pick them up. and what do i get in return? minimal thanks and told im lazy#whatever man like yeah ill contribute to household but you could at least act a little grateful for it#feeding you and running around for you is not my responsibility i could move out and leave you to your own devices#i hate it bc they will just. not eat. if i don’t cook#whatever idc anymore go starve#like sorry i wanted one (ONE) day off. sorry that it looks like im being lazy when really im so depressed and suicidal that one bad comment-#-will push me over the edge#EDIT sorry there’s more#if it’s not being ‘lazy’ it’s the fact that ive gained weight#or that i don’t shave my legs or that i have facial hair or don’t wear makeup or do my nails#just never good enough for them
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yesterday we went on a nature walk to this big rock formation with our pal who is a geologist and he was having a great time until he pointed at this one feature and went "oh look, this ones a dyke!!!" and started explaining what that is in geology and i interrupted him to say "actually im bisexual" and i gotta be honest i think thats the funniest ill ever be
#ftr im not saying bi women cant use dyke i just personally dont self describe w that word bc of my bisexuality if that makes sense#anyway it was sooo funny to me and to no one else#later on we walked back past that same bit and he wanted to get a pic of the dyke so he jokingly told me to get back into frame#and i was like . ''No Steve. Thats Not Funny'' and he ws so annoyed sjfhskhdjshdjehjd he ws like u can make the joke but not me?????#im like yea😊#sjfhskhdk telling off colour gay jokes is funniest when it makes all the straight ppl around u deeply uncomfortable#my posts
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Hi! How are you?
I'm rewatching CM and like the scene in 1x14, (JJ: my friends call me JJ, UNSUB: Welcome JJ, JJ: you're not my friend, you can call me Jennifer) and I get what she's attempting to accomplish here, she's trying to get the unsub (killed and raped young blond women) to see that he's not that type of intimate with her, but it comes off clunky and arrogant. She's rushing the interaction. What would have been better would be to introduce herself as Jennifer and then have Hotch call her JJ, and then if the Unsub called her JJ to say that. It comes off as less clunky and more natural, as well as establishing a base line, like Hotch is allowed to call her that and he isn't. But this the early 2000s and we need #girlpower. I just wanted to vent because that scene bothers me alot.
i completely agree for exactly this reason!! i can see what they were trying to do, but it really just… doesnt make sense. maybe if hotch had called her jj, then when jacob (that was the unsubs name, right?) tries to call her that she can say the “only my friends call me jj” line, but i see how that kinda takes away her agency.
idk. considering it’s one of my favorite cm episodes of all time, there’s actually a lot i can’t stand about it. the surface-level feminism jj line. the dumbass poker scene. the overdone suspense at the end. i loved sarah jean and gideon, but there’s a lot about the episode to forgive to get to the good stuff
#if i think about it too much i can loop around to seeing how its a good line#precisely bc it DOESNT make sense—it shows that jj IS intimidated by all this#not bc shes a weak woman or anything but because she’s just genuinely not used to this yet#im p sure this is the first time we see her interact w an unsub#shes nervous. and scared.#shes been stuck in a room w garcia who has been making funny albiet genuine jokes ab how freaked out she is#now shes being used by her boss for her looks to get a rapist/murderer sexually interested in the conversation#(which she volunteered for- but i call bs on another shitty hashtaggirlpower move on the writers#)#i like to think she genuinely is uncomfortable here and this is how we can see it#shes not her usual self. shes saying stuff to sound cool even if it doesnt make sense bc shes compensating for her nerves and inexperience#but i definitely dont think it shows her strength the way the fandom seems to think it does#so ultimately it annoys me#asks#cm crit#oh yeah hi how r u 🥰thx for the ask
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#there should be a word for when youre talking around the tightness of tears#speaking against something that hurts#laughing specifically to undermine the seriousness of the statements youre voicing#the worst of both worlds. help me help me hahaha im not even joking hahaha but listen to the lies in my tone. dont focus on the words.#i want plausible deniability. but also i want u to understand my pain and give it a voice. speak it into existence because i cant say it#but if u do i might cry. that sounds hard that sounds like a lot. i kno i know. shut up. keep talking. do u think i dont feel it? i do#but if i split myself in two i can watch myself and suddenly it becomes funny. im not sure why. but i have a bad habbit of laughting at#inappropriate moments. because if its not funny then its just sad and what am i supposed to do with that?#i dunno. thats all to say my dad called bc i was looking at housing stuff and i was explaining some of the stuff im doing rn#and thats hard to talk abt without crying bc ive always been a cry bby but i didnt. and i love my parents theyre great#but they dont understand bc i havent told them all of it bc theres nothing they can do so y make them worry. and idk i also think they#think im less competent than i am. and part of that is just bc im their kid. part of that is bc there r things thst most ppl can do but i#struggle with. but its also not fun to hear: oh yeah i was surprised by how professional u sounded. or i think ur mom found u those#connections. when no. i did that. i made those things happen. i promise i can do things sometimes. but sometimes i cant. i dunno its just#it is what it is. whatever. decisions to b made. do i room with roommates for lower rent#or do i take an expensive place for a year for a single room? i dont want roommates but ill take them#i mean all the single places r like 950 at the very lowest without any utilities or anything but most r well over 1000 and like on a grad#student salary? i think not. not without losing money on net. i can deal with roommates. i have in the past. i wont b able to relax ever#but its fine. ya kno#just annoying. hah my dads sage advice was ah dont let it overwhelm u. go exercise. bc hes an endurance runner guy#and im like bro when i get home i have 1.5 hrs of daylight. but alas hes right. i do gotta run out my angers and its not enough#ugh. one more week. itll work out. and eventually ill walk into a counselors office like bro i just want u to tell me whether or not i have#0cd bc whatever the fuck it is that makes me do these things is absolutely destroying me. name the beast 0cd or 0cpd. tell me what box#i fit into. not that it matters but i feel like i cant complain until someone else rubber stamps me. actually then ill probably just obsess#abt how. actually. theyre wrong. ay fun times#i gotta shake shake shake my sillies out. and wiggle my waggles away. bc i never could let my kids songs go haha#unrelated
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It really pisses me off when y’all like. Meme-ify and defang hate groups to the point that y’all don’t take them seriously and then get confused when real shit starts happening. Like the way y’all’ve started talking about trump on this app makes my ass itch
#and Im not being holier than thou or whatever I fully admit I’ve joked about it too#but at some point we need to stop and reflect and realize these are real problems#like when u call desantis an idiot ur trying to prove u have some kinda power bc at least you’re not stupid#but then when he turns around and does shit that will get us KILLED here everyone’s confused and calling him stupid#like no this man is sinister#he is CRUEL#we need to start speaking accordingly#there are fucking Nazis marching here and everyone’s just calling them goofy#no this is a PROBLEM#you should be WORRIED#like fuck man#all this ‘taking them seriously gives them power’ rhetoric is cute and all but what does it do for the ppl going through it now#it’s easy for u to laugh and joke from Texas#and again I’m not gonna lie or pretend I’m a saint or whatever I do it too#I am making an active effort to change that#like whatever the ron desanctimonious shit was funny haha#but then remember that The people laughing along with you also want you dead#and they will Vote the man who said that into power to make sure you’re dead#like can we please get serious
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one of my fav things abt shaggy from Scooby Doo is that he is a skilled ventriloquist. He's really good at throwing his voice to make other things sound like they're talking, and also he has a talking dog that's unrelated to that
#rando thoughtz#it would be rlly funny if he's been voice acting his dog this entire time#but its even funnier if these have no relation to each other. he just has a talking dog thats it#no explanation why. no logical reasoning#(besides mystery inc which explained hes a descendant of a cosmic god or whatever but thats canon only in that show not overall)#i had a friend joke that shaggy learned it for a bit but now nobody believes him when he says his dog can talk for real#which is also rlly good#do many different opportunities for comedy with canon shaggy ventriloquist#which is only a thing bc casey kasem was super talented & could also throw his voice#much like how they made shaggy vegetarian bc casey was also vegetarian#ok one more shaggy fact i rlly like since im on a roll here#shaggy has an extensive collection of belt buckles & wears a different buckle each episode.#it just so happens they're always covered up by his shirt#sorry sorry i just love scooby doo. like unironically. its one of my interests akshdkjflfjfkf#ppl dont realize this sometimes i knew someone who was like ''i didnt know u were This Into scooby doo i thought u just causally liked it''#like no i didnt watch every direct to dvd scooby doo movie in existence for me to come out the other side normal about this cartoon#anyway this was prompted bc im dressing as shaggy for Halloween. again#its an easy costume & wont give me trouble to wear it on campus#i just gotta have my scooby plush with me to complete the costume#though this time im also wearing a hoodie around my waist + a mask that both have scooby on them#i think shaggy could be the kind of guy to wear merch of his own dog
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gradually learning that coping w my anxiety is gonna require a level of what feels rn like narcissism (but i know logically is not). i have to respond to "what if everyone hates me" with "so what if they do, they can all have bad opinions if they want to, i hate some people too that's just life". going out wearing outfits i like but am nervous about with the mindset of "i look hot as shit and anyone who disagrees is wrong because it's subjective anyways". about half of trying to get over my fear of social situations has been me hyping myself up by telling myself that not only do i have as much of a right to be where i am as they do, someone there is going to be happy to see me for some reason
#also just. its easier to respond with hyperbole? its easier to go in completely the opposite direction bc it still feels funny#same energy as 'i want to die' jokes -> 'im the best person alive' which im also switching up#and trying to combat my paranoia abt someone/something else being in my house with 'so what its my fuckin house and ill kick their ass'#'who gives a shit the world is gonna end someday' flavour of optimistic nihilism also works pretty well for any situation#levi.txt#recovery is weird yall. its fucking weird sometimes hsdhkdfsjl#a lot of this comes from past bullying but i remember as a kid having the thought that i was too selfish bc of the churchs teachings#and it was shit like. wanting junk food when i wasnt allowed to have it. being honest abt how i felt abt my looks/talents#putting myself/my comfort first before letting people push me around. not always agreeing with my parents#and i decided to purposefully work on that by basically putting myself last as often as possible#like i was A Child committing to basically a vow of self deprecation. i was seven years old. needless to say it was a bad decision#so yeah its gonna feel like unbelievable levels of self aggrandizing behaviour#but if thats what it takes to get me to healthy levels of self love then whatever im gonna do it! im not even hurting anyone
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i was gonna meet with my Rabbi today but the meeting was cancelled so i can’t ask his advice on something that is happening Today so. uh. help
#i have a.. not exactly friend. acquaintance. who i was once friends with. who was just posting a lot of stuff i didn’t wanna be around#and the straw that broke the camels back was him posting a holocaust joke. and while he has jewish ancestry i don’t think he’s jewish#but even then it’s. you don’t make those jokes.#but im tired of being angry and holding a grudge so i agreed to meet bc i at least know if i bring it up he’ll probably go ‘why the#fuck did i post that/think it was funny’ but im worried that he won’t and could get defensive#or if he’s converting to judaism or trying to learn about his ancestry could i potentially be stepping on his toes#and how do i bring it up. like a business meeting or something? ‘we’re here today because you posted a joke about gas chambers’#idk. i don’t know how to approach it or what to say so anyone who has advice on how to go about this please let me know your thoughts
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