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franksintrayaoi · 10 months

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Gizmo opened the bar door and heads quickly turned to face the man. Not because they knew him but because he was so tall,he towered over everyone in that building and he knew damn well he did. The bar was old,the floors creaked and it smelled of pure vodka and vodka based throw up. Gizmo trembled,not something you'd see usually for a man of his size but that never stopped him.

- Can I get a uhm whiskey sour? His voice was deep yet sounded so gentle and kind.

-we don't got those sissy drinks here,you take what's in the bottle that's it

A tall lanky woman with her sides shaved put her hands on gizmos shoulders. Her voice was husky and she played with his hair,he was blushing the whole time. The whole mojave knew gizmo wasn't to be messed with but he wouldn't lay a finger on people who didn't deserve it,hence why she wasn't scared.

In her husky voice she said

-hey big guy..why don't we have ourselves a drinking contest?both end in a reward

He blushed even harder. He was a total lightweight and wouldn't be able to handle all of that.

-uhm yeah sure....what alcohol are we doing?

-Spirytus.

That alcohol is 98% alcohol. Strongest you can still find in the mojave.

-oh man...I can certainly try. No guarantees.

-remember even if you loose you still get a reward.

The bartender laid out 5 shot glasses of the pure lava like alcohol. It burnt just to smell the goddamn thing.

Ready. Set. GO!

Gizmo ended up downing every single shot glass. But that wasn't the point of the contest,it was to see who would stay sober the longest and by now Gizmo was completely hammered. And so was the woman.

-whatzz a big guy liek you doing here eeheheh..

-whats your namee..

-Kc!!!!!

Her husky voice completely replaced by a slurred happy-go-lucky chant.

-shhhshsh....lemme walk you upstairs...

She attempted to walk him up the stairs but both of them fell. And kc landed on top of him.

-oooh enjoying the view there?

Gizmos face was completely covered by something he couldn't tell. And then it hit him...them were some tiddies in his face. He laughed so hard he started to cry. He didn't know if his laughing was cause it was funny or because he had never had boobs in his face before.

-why don't we take this outside..?seeing as both of us can't climb stairs.

They practically fell out of the door and shredded their clothes off. Gizmo looked absolutely handsome, his long locs were tied into a bun and he had a lovely body,he was muscular yet still chubby,you could tell he was livingthe high life.

And kc was equally as handsome,she didn't have much in the way of a chest but Gizmo loved how it complimented his body. She was so small compared to him,but compared to others she was also a giant.

-so big man are you gonna feel anything?

-im a..yknow...

-oh trust me I can tell.

-really..?

-oh honey you're shaking like a freeside junkie of course I can tell ya dont have any experience.

Kc pulled out a little tube of lube and spread it generously on her hands. Gizmo was clearly exited about this whole experience, his everything was hard and he was still shaking.

-now just relax big man..I don't bit..or maybe I do. Ya caught me when I'm drunk so I may.

She teased him quite a bit with her fingers, only touching him occasionally. To be frank she wanted him to beg for this and it looked like she was about to get what she wanted.

-please speed it up...I'm being tortured

-i did say you'd be getting punished for loosing didn't I?This is my reward big guy.

She gripped his erection and gave it a few tugs before trying to out the thing in her mouth. It was way too big for any of that. She steadied herself onto of him and grinded herself on his cock.

-i bet you like that dontcha you dirty boy?do you want more?

-please..KC I'm so desperate for this,please use me

Kc hovered herself above his cock and slowly put herself on top of it. It hurt but she liked that kinda stuff

-jesus fucking christ youre huge..I feel like this is a pole.

And then she got a idea,she's not exactly the only one with a hole and she was supposed to be taking dominance in this. She told him to get on his hands and knees and he listened.

-ooooh such a good boy aren't you?no more of this teasing,I wanna be inside your guts.

Gizmo whimpered and covered his face between his arms. Kc spread him apart and inserted a single finger.

-hnm I don't think this will be good enough for you big guy?you're aching for something bigger.

As she walked away she slapped his ass and went for her room to get her collection of toys.

-So Gizmo,pick your poison.

She held out a few toys and Gizmo pulled out the largest one she had.

-oh my you're such a dirty boy?she squirted a few pumps of lube on it and pressed it against his ass

-holy fuck..please put it in already Kc

Kc bit his neck and shoved it into him. He came immediately and Kc laughed about it.

-im gonna have to punish you for that Gizmo...

She pulled out the toy and only rubbed it against him. Gizmo groaned and shoved himself onto the toy.

-Oooh I see someone's taking control.....

She bit Gizmos neck and slowly pushed it in and out of him. His cock was dripping with precum and semen from when he had came before. He rolled over on his back and pulled kc on top of him with her ass hovering on his face

-woah there little big mak you're getting assertive aren't ya?she sat right on his face. She wasn't done being dominant yet.

IM SORRY.

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stereotaehyungnie · 3 years

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Aot headcanons

๑ Reiner Braun ⊰⊹ฺ dating modern au

cw! : smut, nsfw, minors do not interact, but also tons of fluff.

n/a: reiner is my man im sorry but i need to share how i feel abot this man!

a gentle gigant

huge fan of kisses of ANY kind slow, sensual, lot of tongue, fast, hungry. ANY kind literally this man KNOWS WHAT IT DOES.

he need some praise (say good boy and this man cracks just 4040 error).

this gigant can't dance tall and big like that, he cant even put one feet to the side without falling.

but can cook nicely, mamas boy knows how to temper.

cuddles cuddles cuddles

lack of sleep, this mf has many nightmares and chills at night, it is miraculous to see him sleeping more than three hours.

that man will see stars if you massage him no matter where your hands, back, feet or balls (🌝).

he likes intimacy so showering together is a PRECIOUS THING almost religious.

it doesn't look like it but it loves your hair if you like it you will spend hours combing it, braiding it, fixing it as you please.

this man knows the lover he has and he will make it a point to stare at you and tell you how beautiful you are, how juicy you look in that outfit (even if it's old pajamas of yours), how he wanna kiss you so hard... mf got you tripping just from your gaze... how dirty.

switch baby this man is a massive switch

he even show and bought you sex toy to peg him with.

this man can open A SEXSHOP bc he have EVERYTHING you think! Really into sex!

dont think he is into degradation, in a bad day he might cry if you call him slut, whore or anything like that but call him puppy or honey this man will be flying high.

when he is a sub he will be loud, he want everyone knowing he is yours...

Suck them tiddies and you will see him whimper rubbing on nothing trying to realise the pain.

sex w him = groans, moans, cum everywhere, red lips, deep breath but summing up a great mess!

many funny and embarrassing moments to share (one i like to imagine is him taking you from behind in front of a mirror but you endup losing balance falling in your face... bleed nose, cunt tripping and he all worried... funniest day it was!)

dirty jokes! not good at this but he laugh so hard at then that you endup laughing bc of his laughter.

me my boyfriend and his boyfriend Berthl.

old soul so he is kinda lost on social medias principally tiktok will fall in every prank, can not follow your memes, does not understand why the hell you, Connie, Jean and Sasha cant stop bitting your lips and poiting your arms but when he understand THIS MAN CANT STOP ANYMORE, you were chilling and FUCK BOY FACE IN YOUR FACE.

the best looking after sad, tired or sick people.He only knows what to do and what to say, when and how so it's easy to comfort yourself and move on.

expert in dates flowers, chocolate, fancy dinner, something more private, somewhere near, far. If you tell him to take you to the moon HE WILL DO IT.

he is empathetic with everything you do. He knows your pain, he celebrates your victory, he helps you with your doubts precisely because he knows what it's like to be left out.

grabbing your cheeks and thighs is relaxing and the best thing he does in his day so believe or not but soon in the morning when he is waking up he will cup your cheeks and kiss your whole face!

he loves seeing you w/ kids, he could imagine you a mother, actually the mother of his children, and that besides looking very tasty It was comforting.

don't fight with this man for no reason or he will stick to you like a lazy bug trying to fix your mistake or he will walk away in fear of not deserving your love.

dom reiner is sweet and sensual, it will use the slowest and deepest strokes you've ever seen until you cry begging for more, he just wanna see you beg just i!

dom reiner love having his fingers stuffed into your mouth he just likes the feel of his tongue sensually caressing his fingers, likes the gagging bc you are trying to give it your best and mostly he loved the way yours moans sounded different

king of consent and aftercare.

he always asks and talks to you about limits on sex in addition to wanting to know each of your tastes and fetishes

he brings water, helps you to go to the bathroom, straightens your hair, fills you with kisses, puts you on your lap and rocks until you fall asleep (and let's be honest by the damage you were in it didn't need much). But do the same for him when you get him exausted maybe he will end up crying bc "its so sweet of you doing thay to me bunnie... i love you so much, thank you for rocking the shit out me".

nicknames are a strong point and are always cute. Even loving to see you call him by his full name he melts with your calls like sweetie, love, kitten, honey and darling.

"all messy just like me!" the smirk that he gave you.... you wanted to slap him more.

the biggest teddy bear ever

omg im so nervous but really really glad for posting!

if you liked please interact with me!Like, reblog even my dms are open!

maybe i will do others characters dono when but soon! (maybe)

thanksss for enjoying till here and sorry abt any mistake! XOXO

#reiner x reader #reiner braun x reader #aot headcanons #anime #snk headcanons #snk imagines #snk fanfiction #aot reiner #reiner brainrot #reiner x you #reiner braun #aot smut #snk smut

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naoyas90dayfiance · 3 years

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naoya's gen z s/o never misses any chance where they can make vine references and that honestly confuses so many of them lmao imagine: naoya's s/o explaining something to naoya about their experience with a karen: "so im sitting here barbecue sauce on my tiddies and this woman had the audacity to cut in line and-" "why was barbecue sauce on your tiddies?" *sighs* "honey, it's a vine reference" "what's vine" *cue you showing naoya some iconic vines that makes him laugh super hard*

Naoya is still wondering why there was barbecue sauce on your tiddies. Who put the BBQ sauce there? Was someone else around? Was Satoru around???

#and this is why it's funny #letters 💖#and sometimes he doesn't understand the joke #and you have to explain it to him aljsdlajd #naoya: uh

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ssvgawara · 4 years

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Haikyuu characters as things said in the hhcu

a/n: this is pure humor and just something fun, the hhcu is wild and says stupid shit more than once a day so i complied a ridiculously long list of quotes and put them together in this list to share with yall so please enjoy, read more because again this is so long also pt 2. some of these r pretty nsfw so uh yeah <3

Oikawa: When he gives up his torso 😍

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Nishinoya: Fisherman daddy

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Bokuto: I trust no condiments

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Osamu: YELLOW BAD OIKAWA IS NOT ALLOWED IN MY KITCHEN

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Tendou: Give ass in shiratorizawa?

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Atsumu: Garlic air freshener

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Nishinoya talking about his sex life: ITS THE GOOD OL FASHIONED POW POW GRUNT GRUNT WINDOW WASHER ULTIMATE FRISBEE DICK CONNECTOR

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Hinata: thank you!! also my oven melted??? and caught on fire 😰

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Yaku probably thinking abt kuroo while saying this: not gonna front im terrified of the live action grinch and if i ever see him its on sight

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Kageyama: Except that one mustard faze I had

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Lev after yaku kicks him yet again: NO INCH ACTIVE INCH VERY ACTIVE

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Suga after Kiyoko holds his hands: premarital eye contact is already a sin

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Iwaizumi realizing Oikawa probably wouldn’t know the difference between hawaiian rolls and milk bread: when he says hit it till it breaks, he means the packaging of hawaiin rolls

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All of Seijoh to Oikawa: You know whats really sexy? Self care.

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Hoshihumi: like a three year old. still baby but also evil at times🤡

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Oikawa right before his death: "MORNING HAJI!~" slaps tiddie

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Anyone falling on love with haikyuu boys: hey a good reverse harem never hurt anyone

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Idk who says it but terushima would do this: places his hand to my heart but then hes like heh heh boob squishy

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Tendou: centrepical force saved my bag of chocolate!!

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Lev thinking it was a literary masterpiece: *reads about a fourth of the bee movie*

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Hinata making fun of Kageyama: milk is better than the feeling of the ball touching your fingertips during a perfect set

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Hinata and Kageyama failing tests: thats just the dumbass in me babey!!!

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Atsumu simply trying to annoy Osamu: Are y’all meaning to tell me you DON’T take your raw chicken on walks through the city?

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Yahaba: PUSSY ALWAYS LEAVES

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Mattsun just to annoy everyone: yall ever think about how in the 50s and 60s they just put raw hotdogs or shrimp into jello and ate that shit and enjoyed it???

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Suga: i am now crying and my boyfriend is concerned and i can’t tell him that I’ve lost my husband and children

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Kenma; Smh my head

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Bokuto: Sorry not all of us can have double decker extra stuffed bottoms up extra large super sized t n a like me🥰🥰💅💅

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Everyone to bokuto: titty enthusiast ✨✨

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Me to kuroo: sorry babe youre a scorpio you dont have any rights anymore

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Tendou: i accidentally lit a baby on fire

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Atsumu: This feels real human centipede

Bokuto: theyre not ass to mouth

Atsumu: Close enough

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Bokuto when a minor inconvience happens: Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every day, I wake up....

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Sakusa: Remove your lips from my penis

Atsumu: I use a gluestick as chapstick i cant

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Goshiki: Arson or boot in my book, set fire to something live a little

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Tsukishima: I don’t like recieving pain. It hurts

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Kenma annoyed w kuroo: Put your dick in the fucking catfish’s pussy then

Kuroo being annoying: How deep is catfish pussy

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Makki to Mattsun: Ayo babe what if we fucked on the catfish tank

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Kiyoko tiredly, to Tanaka: I’m not putting salt and pepper on my pussy lips

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Saeko: I’ve got that Deep dish, super soaker, wet, succulent dripping honey suckle like sweet marinated mooseknuckle, extra thick, slip n slide, water park, waterbender, extra ribbed, the seven seas, gorilla grip, flex tape, primordial soup Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion pussy

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Atsumu not really knowing what cooch means: I got the body builder cooch

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Oikawa after not sleeping to train, extremely sleep deprived: youre got unending

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Goshiki; Commit arson

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Akaashi: I leave for 10 minutes and Bokuto is 240v (mouth edition) fuckmaster pro 4000 with semen drip collection tray, automated self-lubricating 6 speed pulsating pussy and built in Polycrystalline floatable silicon

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Oikawa; I’m coming to murk your ass xoxo

Iwa: I will literally shiv you bitch

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Kindaichi: ✨ bob duncan exterminates you asmr✨

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Makki: I’ll try to find my favorite about Jacob sartorius vampire babies with Hillary Clinton

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Kenma after playing some obscure video game: also i can’t sleep😔 too busy thinking about human sized bats

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ME fuck yall im carpetting my bathroom: you already put rugs in the bathroom might as well carpet that bitch

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Kuroo talking abt something sciency idk: LIKE A BODY WIG

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Seijoh when iwa throws balls at oikawa: spousal abuse right in front of my salad

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Hinata making up some new stupid song: Ants on a log ants on a log

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Atsumu to piss off Osamu once more: world f amous allegra chicken

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Semi: Gay little Ushijima’s left hand

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Bokuto: Are you disagreeing with the fact that I am thicc as phuck

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Kiyoko: Guys is it uh... is it possible to sprain a titty cause.... Uh....

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Terushima: He laughed at the end of his own joke what a fuckin chad

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Bokuto: IS THAT THE DOG FROM ZOOTOOIA

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Kageyama: milk is kinda like organ paint huh

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Nishinoya: i don’t think socks taste good

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Tendou: out of your mummy, into my tummy

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Hinata; shout out to me who thought chickens had four legs until last summer

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Oikawa Hanger: I WANNA HANG MY CLOTHES ON HIM

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Kenma: What a little pissbaby

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Yamaguchi: i am literally so curious about what it's like to kiss a boy that it's almost killing me

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Daichi about Suga: he may be cute, but istg there’s some kind of raging devil trapped in him

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Saeko: fuck society my titties are out

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Hinata after getting lecture by everyone for sneaking into the training camp: GOOD NEWS MY DAD IS NOT GOING TO PUT ME IN THE OVEN

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Just me thinking abt any first years: children. toddlers. Tikes.

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Me waiting for the fever: When is malaria?

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Uhhhhh probably tendou his vibes: Ill electrocute his cock

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Akaashi just go w it probably about bokuto: Why is he shoving cheese up the pussy

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Osamu tiredly: Ooey gooey cheesy chicken vagaina

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Nishinoya trying to catch a very large fish: Dom the Crab

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Bonus crabagraph: The crabs death reverberated and struck fear into the hearts of all crabs in existence because of this one 60+ year old mans volatile universe-crunching swing. Dude defied the laws of gravity by simply getting pinched by the crab. Man just reinvented the laws of physics and all of science due to the sheer force of will and untapped wellsprings if potential unleashed by the crab. If aliens show up it’s because the supersonic radio waves released by the banging of the crab against the cabinet are the first ever created in the universe. Man could cause a ripple in space-time with his crab launching abilities. Guy probably opened a gateway into another universe when he launched the crab. You see how the cabinet door opened and stayed open? It’s because this elder tore a hole through the fabric of reality to the Other Side simply because he experienced a minor bit of pain. The way he released a defeated roar of agony. The ancient gods awoke from their deep slumber and this old man single-handedly revived all his ancestors. New wars are about to start because of the way this man broke the barriers containing this reality into one fixed area. This universe is now expanding at such a rapid rate the the geosphere will now be reshaped. This man probably unknowingly blasted a hole in the other side of the planet because the shockwaves of the aggressive rippling effect of this poor crustacean slamming at lightning speed into a small wooden frame. The crabs insides were probably fused into the shell because this man’s angry, rage filled, pain filled battering ram of an arm throwing him through every known dimension and re-arriving in this one at the mere moment to experience the most pain a crab ever has or will in the rest of the existence of crabs. This elderly man probably has phased through and broken every human limiter known to man just because he got a minor pinch by a crab. He probably is bio-medically fused with crab DNA at this point. A legend.

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faunusrights · 4 years

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DIRECTOR'S CUT ON DEEP-DISH REGRET, TOPPED WITH SPITE pls I must know the genius of your mind

this was the ONLY ASK sent in relation to the meme and maybe it’s fitting that this is how i die.

okay so i’m sure i don’t NEED TO but here’s the context for the entire fic in one (1) image. okay. did we all look at it? because that’s it.

WELL OKAY there’s more to this so here we go

so when i first saw this image my first thought i had as to who this would be was blake (because i mean. have you seen blake. what a dumbass) BUT then as i looked for longer i was like ‘yeah but blake doesn’t like the cold. and that’d be cold! and uncomfy. blake wouldn’t do that’. so i was sat there thinking who it might be when i was like ‘oh of course WEISS SCHNEE would have a field day with that shit’, and because i knew i was Right(tm) i started thinking... what sort of situation could Weiss Schnee, top tier bitch and baby shark, end up sleeping in a pizza freezer when it feels like smthng even she would be adamant to do? and w/ the image looking like she rly did just climb in for a nap, i was tryna like. connect the dots of Intent.

so as i sat on this lil egg i figured ‘oh you know what would be funnier? if my big all-time ot3 ended up meeting like this’ and so i figured hey, blake and velvet find weiss in a pizza freezer! and theyre dumb idiots who are gay! and somehow they end up dating! good work brain you’ve really rallied the troops here. EXCEPT AT THE SAME TIME MY BRAIN HAD ALSO BEEN MULLING OVER THE POSSIBILITY OF A HONEY-FRAPP FIC, because this was around the time we developed a shipname (thanks @thegreatersea) for weiss/yang/velvet/blake and i was really hankering to have an excuse to write it. so im sat here, weiss in the freezer, barbecue sauce on my tiddies and i go what if... pizza party!!! yang xiao long LOVES pizza parties!!! because i say so.

so i had my context: yang is turning 20, she’s having a party, blake and velvet need pizza, and weiss is also now an honourary pizza. OH YEAH. IT’S ALL COMIN TOGETHER.

so then i wrote chapter one in a frenzy of like. madness. temporary madness. and i wrote chapter one which we all know and love!!!!!!!!!! and it was pretty easy because the narrative style was a) NUTS and b) FUNNY and basically it was me shitposting with words and i let it get away from me and it was a good time!!! i had a rly good time writing that chapter y’all you can FEEL it.

and then i was done and thought ‘okay well that was stupid lets move on’

but i didnt

and instead a lot of ppl commented on the lil tidbit of weiss just straight up d i s a s s o c i a t i n g and wondered ‘hey whats going on w/ her anyway?’

dont we all want to know

SO I ENDED UP. TRYNA THINK. what WAS weiss doing. why IS she in a freezer. and how can i write weiss actually opening up to people (considering thats her weakest skill of all time, up to and including pretending to be heterosexual) and you know which good egg is rly good at cracking up considerably less good eggs?

yang xiao long

nobody else

SO THEN I WROTE CHAPTER 2, THE PARTY, IN WHICH WEISS TELLS US WHY SHE’S IN THE PIZZA FREEZER. NICE. and that was even BETTER because i do love college au and we had COCO there and there was some PUBLIC BDSM and RUBY WASNT EVEN THERE (BECAUSE SHE WAS RAIDING) and it was ALSO very fun very funnee to write and then i was like ‘oh okay im done here now!’

wrong

very wrong

wrongest

BECAUSE THEN i was like ‘but i did wanna do honey frapp and this is like the closest ive gotten so why not. keep going.’

and now we’re five chapters in and im in hell BECAUSE I DONT ACTUALLY. HAVE A PLOT. LMAO. ALL BECAUSE WEISS WOULD BE THE BITCH TO SLEEP IN A PIZZA FREEZER.

for all in tights and porpoises, i do enjoy writing the fic, but its REALLY HARD to do that when i dont. actually know where we’re going haha. and the fic is becoming less funny as weiss descends further into hell so i have to actually put on my game face to follow this thru BUT. BUT I SWEAR. IT WILL END ONE DAY.

just as soon as i also figure out the new plot for frapp logs v2 lmao bye

so yeah thats deep-dish regret which i named not for weiss but for my own personal vibes yr welcome sluts

#ask #ask meme #director's cut #i should do these for other fics cause other fics have. way more goin on haha #thanks tho anon ilu #Anonymous

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secretlesbiancommunication · 5 years

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I keep seeing all the nearly naked pics of l a d i e s you've been rebloging and im like lmao what a horny gay, but then my brain is like honey you're touch starved too. Checkmate man, we out here wantin tiddies ._.

Lmao excuse me?

#failing to see the correlation between being touch starved and liking aesthetically pleasing pictures of women #also thats the general theme of my blog thats 100% about girls like the fuck else am i gonna reblog #like i want a blog that looks nice #asks #anon

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exolstice-blog · 6 years

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kim kaa’s bday chat <3

-’uwuwuwuwuw_bbh’ has created group: kim kaa’s bday chat <3-

Baekhyun: he proTEC,

Baekhyun: he atTAC,

Baekhyun: but most importantly!!!

Kyungsoo: Shut the fuck up.

Sehun: ahsjak that rhymes,,

Kyungsoo: We're not doing this again.

Jongin: ow, I wanted to hear what he had to say TT

Kyungsoo: Nini

Chanyeol: HE MUSN'T USE WORDS.

Chanyeol: COME ON, MY PEOPLE, I SHALL INVITE YOU TO SHARE BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY CHERISH YOUR FAVORITE PIC OF OUR MOST LOVABLE JONGINNIE.

Minseok: what did you eat

Chanyeol: SPAGUETT

Chanyeol:

Chanyeol: IMA CLUTCHING MY HEAERT RIGHT NOEW I CANT BRWAGTE

Chanyeol: BREATHE*

Junmyeon: cuteEeeeeeEeeeeeEeee

Junmyeon: 💗💗💗💗💗💗

Jongin: You guys—

Kyungsoo:

Kyungsoo: I like this one.

Jongin: hyUnG

Kyungsoo: Sorry.

Jongin: guys, ur embarrassing me😣

Baekhyun: get that soft shit off my face

Baekhyun:

Jongin: Oh my God

Chanyeol: aAgaghahhhhh

Chanyeol: JonGinNnnnNnn hOw CoUuLd youU

Chanyeol: im so shyajdkwzmeb

Minseok: Nice bod bud

Junmyeon: BuT Have you been eating well on set??

Junmyeon: Is your stomach full right now?

Jongin: hyung, it is,, don't worry omg why is this happening ahHhsbb

Sehun:

Sehun: sorry i took so long

Sehun: I was looking for this

Sehun: Nice tiddies tho

Jongin: ahsjakabhsjs

Baekhyun: Shut up you were just looking for a pic of him with yourself in it 🐍🐍

Sehun: no I wasnt

Chanyeol: Uh huh

Sehun: I like this picture

Sehun: he has a nice profile

Kyungsoo: true that

Sehun: but what's best

Sehun:

Minseok: His nose?

Sehun: me bitch

Chanyeol: abajsmajj of course

Baekhyun: 🐍🐍🐍

Minseok:

Jongin: where did you get that from

Jongin: that was from today stalker 👀

Minseok: twas the first thing i saw when I typed your name online

Jongin: you don't have pictures of me TT

Baekhyun: Balenciaga

Kyungsoo: What?

Baekhyun: His underwear

Sehun: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Baekhyun: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Chanyeol: agwjjwnzjia

Jongin: guYS

Junmyeon: Oh, aren't those what I got you?

Jongin: no.

Jongin: shut up.

Jongdae: om back

Jongdae:

Jongdae: ahhhh i love this one

Jongdae: one could express so many feelings with this

Jongin: HYUNG...

Baekhyun: you know shit's serious when he whips out them meme-thingiesss

Sehun: 👀👀👀

Jongin: that was a very dark time thank you very much

Jongdae: aHhhhh But he eVoLvEs

Jongdae:

Chanyeol: AjKABEUZNA

Minseok: I identify fuck

Sehun: nice

Jongin: STOP

Jongin: don't do this on my birthday too

Kyungsoo: lmao

Jongin: T T

Kyungsoo: I mean

Kyungsoo: Guys

Baekhyun: Nin atm

Baekhyun:

Chanyeol: AJJWEBSIA IM CHOKINGAVAHW

Junmyeon: hahaha, calm down there buddy 😄

Kyungsoo: shit he actually is choking

Kyungsoo: hold up

Junmyeon: OH MY GOD—

Junmyeon: IS HE OKAY

Junmyeon: KYUNGSOO

Baekhyun: ahajwhwjjzn bet he choked on his spit

Sehun: I second that

Baekhyun: 👀☕

Sehun: ☕👀

Junmyeon: KYUNGSOO WHATS GOING ON

Minseok: what's*

Jongdae: anyways

Jongdae: jongin

Jongin: ?

Jongdae: how u feel

Jongdae:

Jongin: ,........STOP

Baekhyun: ahshha that must be your face rn

Jongin: .

Sehun: 🐸☕

Kyungsoo: Back.

Junmyeon: Oh my God, what happened???!

Kyungsoo: A froot loop.

Junmyeon: What?

Kyungsoo: He almost swallowed a whole froot loop.

Kyungsoo: I managed to get it out.

Baekhyun: Are you fucKING AHHSBA

Sehun: lol

Jongdae: you go glen coco

Jongdae:

Jongin: I

Baekhyun: ohhh he mad

Jongin: I

Junmyeon: Nin

Jongin: I

Sehun: "am a goofy goober"???

Jongin: I'VE FREAKING HAD IT

Jongin: IM DONE

Jongin: ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND IVE GOTTEN NOTHING BUT GODDAMN DISRESPECT

Baekhyun: nah sweetie you got free entertainment

Baekhyun: I mean Chanyeol did choke

Chanyeol: bitch

Jongin: BuT ALL I WANTED WAS A HUG.

Jongin: IVE BEEN AT THE DORM ALL THIS TIME

Chanyeol: true i see u now

Chanyeol:

Jongin: YOU MOTHWRFWCKER

Chanyeol: when you don't help me while I choke, honey, this is what you get.

Baekhyun: ☕☕☕

Sehun: 🐸🐸🐸

Minseok: 🐍🐍🐍

Junmyeon: .

Junmyeon: I give up.

[a few moments later]

Yixing: Hello, sorryyyy, I’m late.

Yixing: Happy Birthday!! <3

Yixing: Everyone? T T

Yixing: Well,

Yixing: I’ll leave mine here!

Yixing:

-’kim kaa’s bday chat <3′ has expired-

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local-frog-kiddo · 6 years

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out of context video chat quotes (featuring space dingus)

ceiling tiddy

AH TIDDIES!!!!!

hydrated hoes™

"i cant really say anything considering how thirsty i was the other day"

hot hot leg

"there's black fingerprints on my ceiling, i cant tell if it was paint or i was possessed by a demon. who knows? not me!!"

oowoo

Blanket Cult™

nerd shrines

Are all Isabelles and Isabella aliens conspiracy theory??????

*strokes rogue one blanket* look at my mans

how do you smell words????

im totally not a lesbian cuz i love penii

penii...?

peni?? pen??? pe???? penor?????? plural of penis???????

dick gummies

"i shouldve screenshat us in our cult uniforms!!!!!"

BUMBLEBUTTS!!!!!!

is this an ASMR?????

"why did i do that??? why did i do that???"

that's hot™

Valid Alien

because youre an alien and are valid

"it's so dark in here, i live in a fucking cave"

im a roOoooOOoOoOOoBoT!!!!!!!

Glasses. 'nough said.

ladybug corpses in ma bed

"you cant die, ill Hercules this bitch and pull you outta hell myself, diving into a pool of souls and everything"

myslef

"i have no eyebrows" "that's what you get for being a ginger"

flamboyant hand gestures

Suggestive Eyebrows

"we should learn morse code for our nostrils"

Nostril Aerobics

"i can spell, i swear!!!"

multitudes of chins

like,,, so many chins,,,

gUCCI

bra shit

"yeah i bought this croptop and i cant wait to wear it when i can wear shirts again"

"i have a bruise that looks like a hickey" "honey,,, thats what a hickey is,,," "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!!!!!"

Hello... It's Cheese

"Yeah i was gonna paint my wall, but i painted a corner and said 'Fuck It'"

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!!!!!!!

"LOOK AT MY GLOW IN THE DARK STAR STICKERS!!!!!!! THEY LIT AS SHIT!!!!!!!"

featuring @emrysczerny

#@ space dingus #youre such a blessing i love you so much

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okjimin · 6 years

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🍯 mutual appreciation post!! 🍯

✨🌙⭐️💛💫 to all my lovely wonderful kind friendly amazing hilarious mutuals!!!! i’ve only been on tumblr for a short time but Listen i love u all soooo much thank u for brightening my day everyday!!!! 2017 was such a shit year for me but spending the last few months on tumblr dot com rly cheered me up and i hav u all to thank for that!!!!! to all of you that celebrate christmas, i hope u have the best christmas EVER and for all of you that don’t i hope your day is filled with warmth happiness and love!!! and i wish all of u a happy new year, i hope 2018 is an amazing year for u all, u all deserve it sooooooooo much!!!!✨🌙⭐️💛💫

(i tried 2 do this in order of oldest to newest mutuals !!!!)

💌 @1jmins: dia where do i even begin?!?!?! i cant believe we’ve only known each other for like a few weeks honestly that’s INSANE bc it genuinely feels like ive known you forever!!! we get along soooo well and you’re so easy to talk to, we are basically the same person like???? still cant believe we were literally put on this earth to love each other??? im still struggling to get over the fact we were born a day apart, our natal charts are pretty much identical, wow amazing.......soul mate Goals......anyway did i mention how hilarious, sweet, kind and warm and just all round perfect u are?!?!?!? i live for our 1am wattpad reading sessions and when we dub bts performances with stormzy and craig david!!!!! still cant believe bts invented british grime like???? u make me laugh sooo much and honestly one of the highlights of my day is talking to u!!!! i love u soooosoosooooossosoos much bb and i hope we get even closer in 2018!!!! and u know that when bts finally come 2 the uk me and u are going to spend £300 on tickets and flash our tiddies for jimin.........pls dia i Love U!!!!!!!!!! have a wonderful xmas and new year!!!!!!! sending u so much love bby!!!!! my actual twin sister and soul mate!!!!!

💌 @ktheaven: nadine u are soooo sweet and lovely!! i could write a 2000 word essay on how kind you are! you’re one of the first people i ever spoke to on here and im so glad we got talking bc youre seriously such a lovely, warm hearted person!!! youre so thoughtful and caring!!!! also, youre sooo hardworking!! im sure all your hard work at uni will pay off and you will get the teaching job of your dreams!!! i love u lots and i rly hope you have an amazing 2018!!

💌 @kimtaethebae hannah!!! youre literally the first person i ever spoke to on here!!!! youre so cute and bubbly and funny, we havent spoken that much lately but i hope youre doing well and that you have an amazing christmas and new year bc you deserve it soo much!!! im sending u so many positive vibes bb!!!

💌 @43hy adreana bby!!!! you were one of my first mutuals on here!!!!! a true og!!!! your blog is sooo cute and your posts make me smile and always brighten up my day!! i hope 2018 treats you will and that you have an amazing christmas!!!

💌 @rainpjm hannah you were my first mutual ever i think!?!?? i literally love ur blog so much u make me laugh so hard with ur censored posts bc im like binch SAME.....ur sooo cute not to mention amazingly beautiful!!!!!! i hav a crush on U!!!!! u totally deserve to have the most wonderful christmas and new year angel!!!!

💌 @piedparkjimin dakota!!! another one of my first ever mutuals!!! listen i love u youre soooo sweet and kind and i really do wish all the best for you in 2018, you honestly deserve all the happiness and warmth in the world and pls remember im always here if you wanna talk!!! your txt posts always make me smile so much thanks for brightening up my dash bb!!

💌 @inkcanaries henlo gi bb!!!!!! yet another og mutual!!!! Listen ur so fuckin funny i stg ur txt posts are hilarious catch me scrolling through your blog at 2am pissing myself at ur hilarious self.....although im sick 2 death of seeing that ugly ass pic let me not lie lmao........ur so sweet bb and im still not over ur gorgeous curly hair!!!!! have a super christmas and new year bb!!!!

💌 @joohoens hannah ufewqpfioqe youve changed ur url so much lately i was soo confused!! well only true 90s kids will remember yoongjis.....you were one of the first ever ppl i spoke to on here and youre sooooooo cute, youre always leaving cute happy messages in my askbox and pls know i appreciate it so much!!! youre such a ball of sunshine and i hope youre doing well bc we havent spoken in a while! ly bb!!!

💌 @jinsasleep hello jess!!!! u were one of the first ppl i EVER followed here @ tumblr dot com lol i had a different url when i first made this blog tho but i remember i sent u an ask saying i was a new blog and if u could rec some blogs and u sent me soooo many, many of which are now some of my fav mutuals!!! i totally admire u from afar i think youre an amazing person and that youre so lovely and sweet!! all the best for 2018 bb!!! ALSO!!!!! susan is so cute Bye

💌 @cyphriv clodagh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LISTEN ur an ACTUAL ray of sunshine u make me smile SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!! the official irish mutual™ i literally find u so hilarious and ur so nice 2 me and wow also so beautiful i truly dont deserve u.....i lov my fellow little mix STAN (cant believe i still havent seen them live lol we will hav 2 go together!!!!!!!!!) thanks for making my day better whenever u come online!!!! luv u!!!!!

💌 @je0n hi anna!!!! we havent rlly spoke before but youre one of the first blogs i followed and i just wanted to include you in this bc not only is ur blog and content amazing, i think youre a truly wonderful person with a HUge heart!! i always see you giving advice to anons and your replies are always so long and detailed and :((( you just seem so sweet, kind and caring and i honestly hope you have an amazing holiday season and wonderful 2018!!! U deserve it!!

💌 @megjinglebells meg!!!!! well firstly let me just say youre an actual supermodel, youre so gorgeous its insane!!!!!!! on top of that you are also such a warm, kind and lovely person who truly deserves the world!!!! your blog is so cute i love it soo much and your love for jin is so adorable!!!!! all the best for 2018 bb!!!! u deserve to have an amazing year!

💌 @gothsyub hi bb!!!!! your blog is soooo cute!!!! we havent rlly spoken before but i get such lovely, friendly vibes from you and of course i love ur yoongi content seeing as tho i had swerved into his lane as of late......all the best for 2018 bb!!!!

💌 @honeyyjeon hello angel!!!!!!!! firstly let me say you are SOOOOO lovely, your blog is full of such cute content and ahhhhhh i love it so so much!! your posts really genuinely lighten up my day and u seem like such a friendly and approachable person!!!! have an amazing 2018 honey!!!

💌 @jeonsberry asya!!!! not only are u stunningly beautiful but youre also super cute and kind and wonderful!!!!!! your love for jungkook is so sweet and Wow i can relate bc that boy.....he is rly something........anyway back to u......ur so so so lovely and definitely deserve to have a brilliant 2018!!!!

💌 @cloudjeon hello debbs!!!!!!! Listen ur so funny!!!! ur blog is truly hilarious and i know that when youre online my day is going 2 get better 1000% guaranteed!!! youre such a cute sweet angel and we aint talked that much lately but pls know that i lov u and i rly rly hope you have an amazing 2018 but i also hope that u sort ur sleeping schedule out!!!!! binch1!!!!!!!! u always awake how u do that!!!! ly my nocturnal bb!!!!!

💌 @cryjeon sara!!!!! my time zone twin!!!!! youre such a little angel i stg, you make me smile sooo much!!!! you’re honestly just such a nice, kind person and i hav so much love in my heart just for u!!!!! if anyone deserves to have a wonderful 2018 its u bby!!!!!

💌 @dn-a hiya lee!!!! ur super cool and u literally make me laugh at least once a day how u do that.......i live for ur tags and txt posts theyre so hilarious!!! we dont rlly talk much but you come across as soooo lovely and kind!! all the best for 2018!!!

💌 @christmasjins hey elana!!! the jin mutual™ i love ur blog so much its nice to hav a healthy daily dose of mistre jin let me not lie!!! anyway ur such a wonderful person, youre so friendly and lovely and i just wanna give u a big hug!!!!

💌 @jiminsgothbf VIC listen the rumours are tru im in lov with u........ur soooooo funny honestly wish u would get drunk and mssg me more often bc ur actually hilarious!!! i hoenstly love ur blog so much and im so glad i followed u!!!! cant wait for Jenna and Vic Take Leeds its gna be fkin wild !!!!! ly bb and all the best for 2018 u deserve to hav an amazing year!!!!

💌 @merryblondekth shan giefowugrieof Listen ur funny af but also wish youd let me live sometimes.......Anyway ill let u off bc youre an intellectual as you know that blonde tae is the best tae.....hes comin back in 2018 i can feel it in my bones and also my puthy.....ur always starting discourse which i love however only tru 90s kids will remember dickcourse.....hav an amazing 2018 bb!!!!!!

💌 @taetaez hi gio we dont rlly speak much but u seem rlly nice and i love ur blog so much!!!!! i love all ur posts ahh!!!! also i see u swervin into yoongi’s lane just wanna let u know i fully support that!!!! all the best for the new year bb!!!

💌 @4agstd hi angel!!!! you often tag me in yoongi stuff and let me just say real quick i truly appreciate that so much as he is the actual love of my life.....anyway ur blog is super duper cute and u seem like a rly lovely person who deserves a whole lotta love!!!!!

💌 @mistlemochi hannah im screaming i love ur blog SO MUCH ur so fuckin hilarious ur txt posts and tags literally hav me DYIN.....ur love for jimin is sooo pure and cute!!!! also ur so fuckigngng pretty like how can a person b that gorgeous Binch bye.......all the best for 2018!!!! ly!!!

💌 @beaniebangtan hi anita!!!! your blog is so nice and i think youre a lovely person!!! your art is also honestly so amazing?!?! like binch how u draw like that!?!??! i rly truly hope u have an amazing brilliant wonderful 2018!!! u deserve it1!!!

💌 @bbyboyjiminies megan!! we dont rlly talk much but i get such positive friendly vibes from you and your blog honestly brightens my day so so much!!! i wish you all the best for 2018, you totally deserve to have an amazing year bc of what a lovely person you are!!!

💌 @strongjeon cami!!!!! youre such a wonderful person and i rly truly mean it when i say i love ur blog!!! i think youre such a sweet person and also ur so so beautifull Binch how u do that ?????? all the best for 2018!!! sending u lots of positive vibes for the new year!

💌 @gingerbreadchan cherry1!!!!!! i rly love your blog SO much even if you talk about piss kink and feet 98% of the time !!!!!!!! pls youre so cute and lovely and just an all round wonderful person!!! you truly are a ball of sunshine i hope u know that!!!!! ur so loved bb!!!! i rly rly rly RLY hope u hav an amazing 2018!!! and pls know im always here for u angel no matter what !!

💌 @blueyoongles well miss cg one thing for sure is that i LOV U!!!! ur so so so funny and literally support me so much lmao??? if i reblog an ask meme i know ur gunna be there validate my ass and ur always replying to my posts with funny comments and wow i just lov u i hope we speak more in 2018!!!! ur so kind and sweet and thoughtful and im still waiting for ice cream date pt. 2!!!! usually cancers and leos wouldnt mix but we rlly out here proving the stars wrong huh?!!??!

💌 @honeydewjimin dax!!!!! Listen im lov u.....sooooo much......ur such a cutie and ur just so lovely and cute!!!!! even if u do send me weird shit sometimes origuhwefijwqego also an astrology Genius???? cnt believe you invented astrology wo w amazing......i hope ur 2018 is as wonderful as u are and i hope we speak more in the new year bb!!!! ly!!!!!!

💌 @ofsugas ahhh ur so so so cute and i LOVE ur blog!!!! axis ur so sweet i love how much yoongi content u provide on my dash!!!!!!! but also a jimin enthusiast? wow you and i are truly kin.....i hope u have a wonderful 2018 angel, u deffo deserve it! keep on bein the lil ray of sunshine that u are!!!

💌 @foryoubybts heather!!!!!! Listen ur blog is so positive i love it soooooo much!!! i must see you post at least once a day about how much you love and adore bts and im just like Binch......SAME!!!!!!!! ur so so cute and lovely and seem like such a kind warm hearted wow pls be my bff!!!! ALSO ur gorgeous and id do anythin for ur lovely red hair :((( all the best bb!!!!

💌 @poutyjimin hi luisa!!!!!! Ur sooooo fucking funny i swear i die at ur txt posts ur a true comic genius!!!! thanks for making my dash a better place with ur funny posts!!!! i hope your 2018 is as wonderful as you are!!

💌 @snowglhobi re listen ur an actual ray of ACTUAL sunshine!!!!! ur blog is amazing and so cute and wow i just love it so much :((((( noah fence but im in luv with u!!!!! also boyinlub is such a god tier url doeifqwod miss her so much cant wait 2 see her again in 2018!!!! wishing u all the best angel!!!!

💌 @jeonbye salla we dont talk much but ur sooo funny!!!! literally u make me laugh so much and ur blog is so cute and i get so many positive vibes from u!!!!! So guess what!!!!! im sending all those positive vibes right back at u!!!! have a great 2018 bb i hope the year treats u well bc u deserve it!!!

💌 @mewwychwistmas nestle, wow, i lov u!!!!!! ur my favourite brand of chocolate!!!! also ur love for shrek is so pure and wholesome, it’s so beautiful to see how much you adore him!!! efuqiwoef lol for real tho ur so funny and hilarious and the sun is literally jealous of u bc she could never be as bright and wonderful as u are!!!!!!!!! ALL THE BEST FOR 2k18 BB!!!!!!!!! (im a master bby....wish ur toes)

💌 @jikooksgf hey zara!!!!!! listen!!!! ima only say this once!!!!! i love u and ur blog a lot!! i literally live for u aesthetic posts like binch so fuckin pretty!!!!! ur so sweet and seem sooooo lovely i hope youre doing well bb!!! also rly hope that 2018 treats u well and that u have a brilliant year ahead of u bc u deserve it!!!

💌 @kkultae hello!!!! firstly lemme just say ur super talented!!! ur art is amazing suwiojdw like its literally so good binch how u draw like that i cant even hold a pen.....ALSO ur so pretty wow pls be my gf :( i rmr u called me ur tumblr crush once and WOW my heart burst when u said that let me not lie.....anyway hope ur 2018 is as wonderful and amazing as u are!!!!! LY!!!!

💌 @sleepiemoon hi bb!!! we dont talk all that much but i genuinely get such lovely, positive vibes from you!! you seem like a wonderful person, and just wanna say i love ur blog and ur posts, they make me smile sooo much!!! all the best for 2018 angel <3

💌 @winngs elena !!!! every time i see ur name i think of the vampire diaries lmao guwefiqwdo ANYWAY this binch (me) loves u and ur blog a LOT and she also thinks u deserve all the warmth love and happiness the world has to offer in 2018 bc guess what!!!!!! ur an actual lil ray of sunshine and u deserve it!!!! all the best!!!!

💌 @firemv sarah wow OKKK name a more positive, lovely, amazin, caring, funny tumblr user than firemv i’ll wait.............ur honestly such a babe and i love u a lot!!!!!!! also ur a taurus so bonus points for that!!!! seriously tho i adore u, u literally invented languages like???? multilingual queen over here??? u honestly brighten my dash and u truly deserve to have a wonderful 2018!!!! all the best bb!!!

💌 @sailorjoon fy!!!!!! youre such a warm, lovable, friendly, amazing person but rly am i surprised?? i mean ur a cancer and all cancers are amazing lol!!!!!! honestly tho i think youre such an amazing person, your blog is soo wonderful and cute and wow me??? so in lov with u???? its more likely than u think!!!! jenfy 2k18!!!! ly bb!!!!

💌 @clownjimin stefi we dont talk tbh but fhbwdjq LISTEN ur so fuckin funny and ur blog is not only hilarious but also super cute !!!!!! have a wonderful 2018 im sending u lots of positive vibes bb!!!!!

💌 @starprincejimin anna! we dont talk that much but you seem like such a lovely, kind, cute person and wow i just admire u so much from afar.....my new years resolution is to get to know u better bc ur literally just so amazing!!!!! all the best for 2018 angel!!!!

💌 @jeonpalette hi bb!!! ur blog is definitely one of the cutest blogs i follow!!!!!! we dont talk all that much but u seem so genuine and lovely and i rly wish u all the best for the upcoming year, u deserve to have an amazin 2018!!!!

💌 @clairelions chiara!!! you are honestly one of the most lovely, genuine, kind, talented and friendly people i have met on here!!! im so glad we got talking bc you are soooo cute!!! i love all ur edits too, they’re so incredibly beautiful just like you!!! all the best for 2018 bb, you honestly deserve to have such an amazing year!!

💌 @suransgf hey nura!!!! ur suuuuuuper cute and sweet!!! also ur mobile themes are also aesthetic af im always like Yes ma lov it when u bless my mobile app with that minimalistic look!!!!! ur rlly lovely and i hope ur 2018 is as wonderful as u are!!!!!

💌 @jeonggok hiiii bb!!!!! Listen ur so cute and i rly love ur blog a lot!!!! one of my new years resolutions is 2 get to know u better because u seem like a lovely person and ye lets be best friends!!!! all the best for the new year angel!!!!

💌 @byungjoo / @acustd laura listen i would be NOTHING without u......ur always out here responding to my incessant ask memes and let me just say i appreciate u binch!!!!!! ur sooo lovely, cute, funny not 2 mention drop dead gorgeous!!!! i rly hope ur 2018 is amazing bc u honestly deserve it so much!!! ly!!!!

💌 @daisyguk kiara!!! firstly ur name is so pretty!!! secondly!!!! we dont talk a lot but id love 2 get to know u better bc u seem rlly rlly sweet!!!! also so many anons have a crush on you like???? ur so loved wow????? hope ur 2018 is amazing bb u rly deserve it!!! sending u lots of love and warmth and positive vibes!!!

💌 @jiminnight hi jo!!!! (is it ok to call u thathwdjieufqw) listen up!!!!! U !!!!! ARE !!!! SO !!!!!! CUTE !!!!! AND !!!!! I !!!!! LOVE !!!! U !!!!! A LOT!!!!! SO !!!! JOT THAT DOWN!!!!! u seem like such a wonderful person and i see u spreading a lot of love and i just wana say i think ur amazing!!!!!!!!! all the best for 2018!!!!

💌 @g0thbug hi hazy!!!!! we aint ever spoke before but listen!!!!!!!!!!! ur blog and u are super cute and wow i love u a lot!!!! hope ur 2018 is brilliant!!!!!

💌 @dimples anna!!!! ur so lovely, i love ur blog a LOT!!!! ur so kind and sweet to everyone and you just seem like someone who spreads a lot of positivity and i lov that about u!!!!! we dont speak all that much but i’d love to get to know u better and thems the facts!!!! hope ur 2018 is as sweet as u are <3

💌 @gfmp3 hii!!!!!!!!!! we aint ever rly spoken before but wow i lov u so much already!!!!! ur blog is so aesthetic and cute and yeh!!!!! i love it a hell of a lot!!!! ur a little ball of sunshine, thanks for brightening up my dash everyday!! all the best for the new year!!

💌 @vanillalattaes hi angel!!!! u seem like such a positive, loving person and i just wana say i lov u and ur blog A LOT!!!!!!! i hope get to know ech other more in the new year if ur up for that!!!! thanks for being a cute lil flower and making my dash a better place!!!! ly!!!

💌 @seokchiminie henlo!!!!! we only recently became mutuals but lemme just say ur such a lovely person with such a kind, warm vibe!!!! listen binch i lov u!!! and i hope ur 2018 is as wonderful as u are i rly mean that!!!!

💌 @raplinesgf hi gio!!!! we only recently became mutuals but im SOOO glad we did bc i love u and ur blog soooooo much!!!! i truly hope your 2018 is full of love, warmth and happiness bc that’s what u deserve !!!!! also!!!!! UR RED HAIR IS SO GORGEOUS!!!!

💌 @deletaed hi kris!!!! let me Not lie i’ve been admiring u from afar for a while now!! i think youre a really great person and pls know that i love u and ur blog a whole lot!!! im sending u lots of happy positive vibes for 2018, u deserve to have an amazin year!!

🎀🌹💓💗💖✨💕a few honourable mentions (i love u guys a lot!!!!! i could honesly write a cute lil paragrpah about u all but if im being honest ive ran out of steam at this point lmao !!!!! ur blogs are amazing and honestly brighten up my day!!!! i’d love to get to know u all better in 2018!!!! pls hmu any time !!!!!!! lov u!!!!!)🎀🌹💓💗💖✨💕

@etudehaus @spicekook @1honeyoongi @jjkboo @ohjiminn @1taesgf @wvaterlily @hqjeons @repackages @taelilies @lovlesbians @9yoong @peachiichiim @acciosugas @parkjimin2 @dwjjk @milklattaes @ilyjimn @yyouth @jurassicjimin @lipsmp3 @taev-gucci @gayminyoongi @taetle @pjmin @lovelytaeh @6apricorn @01nochu @rosyhoseok @mitaesoro @christmasyoong @princessyoongi

#wow this took me SO long #i cant believe ive only been on tumblr for like 2 months bc honestly/?? i love u all so much feels like ive been on here forever #i honestly ran out of steam bc i typed so much i fee l so bad bc i wanted to write a nice lil message for everyone!!!!!#wow i hope i didnt 4get anyone #if i did pls feel freee to call my ass OUT #anyway #love u all #have an amazin christmas eve and christmas !!!!!

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jungkookio · 7 years

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bias tag game

hoooooooo boy so i was tagged by @hoodiejungkook @literally-just-yoongi-trash @aragyeom to do this... y do u want me to expose myself like this

Rules: write down the last 15 associated tags with your bias.

yoongs:

#take his belt and choke me with it

#not to be nsfw buti have an undying need to fucking hug this man

#when wiwllhe start capitalising on his sweat as a highlight tbh #i wna tthtta glowhgngnnfngngnghhggghhg #why is my grandpa man so hot ti rlly wanan dfckkin d8 him

#omfg fuck off #look at him hes a dumpling #a soot ball #he owns the key to m heart #honestly im rlly soft over my boys tonight #im cryign in th club

#im sorry but he looks like that sailor moon 'but you didnt do anything' meme #but like hot

#im... rlly out here loving this loser i cannot believe myself #i fell in love with some grandpa infant hybrid #look at this pingu lookin ass god i love him so much

#who let this emo kid out the house #wheres his mum

#c hoke #what the fuck wjat the fuck #when will he fucking spit on me #whatthehfuxuckgoddddddddddddddd he #what the fuck i swear everyone wants me to roll into a coma and fucking die #i hope ifkckng choke seriously what thejfuck is thsi #what is his problem why is he like this

#thsi is the begsat theing to evr hapoenr yi me shsudjrnshjsjrbndkansb pleaese

#ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god you own my fucking heart #u cld own my kidney too if u ever need it just ask

#i want him to tuck him in n kiss his forehead but i also want him to spit in my mouth u feel? #probably not #kinkshame me

#okay... he gettin thicker #i love my man's pancake ass okay #im eatin well tonight !!/1!!1/! #nourished !! #acvdhdjsjbdbsjsj hav i evr mntiond i hte mslf

#i love him so much ohmygod #!! fuck !! #m heart went nyooooooooooooom #💟💖💗💕💓💝💟💓💕💖💞💗💟💖💕💞💓💝💟💕💞💓💝💟💗💞💕💗💟💓💝💕💗💟💖💖💟💕💞💓💖💗

#m heart just launched outta m chest #idk wht t doabout it tbh #i... need that

#ohmygodohmyogogododdoohohoh #hooh my fuckicjg n god #im fucking malfunctioning btixch #bwaht the fuck he looks so fucking goood #hes rlly rpepin the gays again inhis flannel #an icon #he looks like a billion fckng dollars bitxchm im rlly choking #im gna eat a fucking shoe i love him so mcuh #godthey rlly mad ehim blond again #i dk what to domblond yoongs has always been m favourtei #n im alwaysh fucking screaming about it and bitch x hes rlly blodn n im rlly crying because fuck #hhes in his fckckng prime okay #hes th mc of m heartmcnncnnnnnggggggggggggggjhsbdhjbfhbnj

jungkook:

#i wanna punch him in th face #but with lovecause i love him so much #i cld never hurt him #honestly i'd much rather him sucker punch me in the jaw #look at him he's such a shit but he's my favourite #eugghhdghhdhhhhjjhhjhj

#he cld crush a bitxch with those thighs #(its me) #(im the bitxch) #(please crush me)

#fucking b e a n me #rightin th fckn skull #just straight up fucking murder me #what kinda zoom #its all so shiny #hes fckng gleaming #his shirt is fcking gleaming #meanwhile im constructing my coffin while i wait for him to b e a n me #the fuck

#biyxch his tiddies bigger than mine

#its always th lasttwo gufs that tip me over the edge #m reachign fr th mfing gun bitxch #i hate this shirt n its aphrodisiac bullshit #oyster juice #it had to have been soaked in fckng ousyetr juice #can u hear my inner turmoil sis............. this shirt has victimised me #the shirt #it strikes again

#wow look its my emo boyfriend

#ggggggggggggggno the shirt can fuck off #whoever manufactured it #you know what no it wasnt manufactured #it was hand crafted by satan himself to fucking tempt me to evil #show me a single fancam of mr jeon fucking jungkook in that shirt where he doesnt look at one with the fucking devil #find me one! #i can guarantee u wont find any bitxch #possessed #absolute blasphemy #i hope i fckign burn in hell

#the second gif is him throwing my heart out the fucking window

#ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my gohd how can he be this cute while literally drnched in sweat #ion kno but hes gleaming #shining #glowing even #he hsa no faults #look at his smile it cld make flwers grow fck off #n the stars are in his eyes #all of them #im real emo tonight #hes so bright #the most beautiful boy #a baby #my best baby boy in th whole wrld #i wld gv hm m everythng #i love hm so mch m heart is so full #im nourished

#this era makes m choke on air #he was so rude the entire time i really hsatge bjgbnkgjbnfdkjbdfj bjbngnbkgnbkgfkbng #...gotta go #i hope he *** **** ******** ** *** ***** ** *** **********

#jungkook is so cute i love him so much what the fuck #he is the purest mostwholesome lil fella ive ever seen #his gecko friend :(((( #bitxch #search: how to be a gecko #hes so excited wgdhjb #'this one is a different guy!" #what the actual fuck jungkook rip m heart out y dont u #he saved m life wow #bad day who? dont know her #m never gna b sad again

#oh my god someone get me out of his ass #i'm too far #so far up his ass

#ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????? #i want him to dropkick me down a flight of stairs

#i want to fuxjckxking die and be dead get this photo away from me #what the ever loving fuck #are you seeing jungkooks arm??? are u seei g it #cause biyxch i am and i choxked #i hope i die #ababsbndnenjabsbsjjsnsl ouc h

#hes like my age in these photos whahat the fuck #why do noboys near me look exactly like this with this exact personality and this exact dna

jimin:

#he looks like a sad puppy and im not having it #ill fight the fucking rain #ill punch a cloud i dont give a fuck

#i wld step on a lego brick for u

#omg hs lilcrooked tooth #im ugly cryign bitxch #thats it im cryign in th club fr real

#im screamign outta my ass #what the fuck jimin #what kinda extra ass #he did a fuckin split to try and kick a golden glittering pompom #this is gay culture

#he looks like a rich housewife #please step on me

#his fucking n e c k #look at it fuck #what the fuckim..... #im rlly reaching fr th fckng gun sis jesus hcirst

#@nasa i will pay you to launch me into th fckng sun bitxch

#can he maybe... jump like that again... on m fuckin head

#i swear hes like... made of gold and honey and stardust or smth what th e fuck

#i literally just said oh my god under m breath #buyt i cldnt get th words right so i just sorta went ohgghg #what the fuck

#this is some chaotic evil behaviour right here what the fuck jimin

#perfection? on my dash? its morelikely than u think!

#i hope i die immediately right now this very second

#can he punch me in th fucking throatplease #i will pay him to straight up fucking deck me

#oh my fucking god im #he #whatthe actual fuck is this?????? #what the fuck is thsi ?!??!?!?! #no #ihave truly had e nough of this shit ajshdbjdbnjfkfl #i become a fckcng jimin stan and this is th shit i get in return???????? #chronic agonising pain #yes thnk u jimin thts rlly what i fuckcing signed up for #this was not part of th fucking contract #i just wanted a cute squishy boy with a lil button nose #n mybe a bit of sad contemplation #i did not want !!!! sin !!!!!! #in my christian household????????? #blasphemy #this is fucking blasphemy #the power of christ compels you #fuck wheres the holy water bitxch #this boysjhdbfjhbfjbjgbjbfbflk #u kno what fuck it if this is what death feels like sign me th fuck up #guess ill just die bitxch

do u ever just look back at your past self and think... is she okay

im tagging: @namjoonsgalaxy @blumiin @minsuga--genius @velvethoseok @hobisnovia @gukiee @itskimtaehyung @parkjiminivan @jiminyoongs (if u want !!)

#that was fuckign wild...#thanks for tagging me #tag

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okamakafe · 7 years

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The brief conversation I saw on Piczel reminded me of something I was going to ask. Do you feel that giving up nsfw art has helped you improve so far? I remember that you said nsfw art was something of a crutch that you didn't want to rely on anymore.

I feel like it has, yet at the same time I haven’t been able to draw so so often this summer so I’m basically finding my bearings again.

I feel like not doing that stuff anymore is forcing me to actually try. Like instead of just “settling” for a pair of tiddy bress I’ve been focusing on it being “CUTE” andd trying to be emphasizing this but like

I’ve got so many gotdamn ideas dude. I need to draw more to get it all out and I need to practice more and more to get it right I can’t even have TIME to draw nsfw stuff when I’ve got three projects in my head waiting to burst like hell every time I draw fanart it feels like I’ve given up time I can use to draw my own ideas but like it still feels good yknow

I made this longer than I shouldd have cause usually artists on this hellsite like to gush and boy here i am gushing cause Honey, You Got A Big Storm Comin and im gonna announce it once I have more assets to show off

#ramblingzen

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spinningkong · 7 years

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Do you prefer writing with black or blue pen?

Black, but I usually take a pack of multicoloured pens or fineliners to work to *mix things up* and because I’m an absolute madman. Also good for doodling

Would you prefer to live in the country or the city?

City, I guess.

If you could learn a new skill, what would it be?

Still wanting to learn a lot of languages. I’d like to be a polyglot one day.

Do you drink your tea or coffee with sugar?

Usually 2-3. I prefer honey though.

What was your favourite book as a child?

Not sure. I remember having “The Teddybear Baker” and loving that

Do you prefer baths or showers?

Showers, but nothing beats a bath sometimes.

If you could be a mythical creature, which would you choose?

I would say mermaid but the deep sea scares me to hell and besides fish, the rest of sealife is terrifying. So idk, maybe an angel or something like that so I can fly.

Do you prefer reading paper or electronic books?

Paper

What is your favourite item of clothing?

I don’t really have one. I have an old vest I wear for bed which has the Union Jack on it and it makes my tiddies look amazing (Marco and Lou can vouch seeing me wear it on video), and it doesn’t fit well but it makes me feel sexy I guess, also like Geri Halliwell.

Do you like your name? Would you ever change it?

I like my name starting with A, since it’s the first letter in the alphabet it’s easy to find my name in places, and it’s the first character, so obviously the most important, duh. Andy looks and sounds like a cute name. Kinda hate my surname, Everyone adds an ‘e’ to it, and it just sucks.

Who is a mentor to you?

My parents and auntie can offer some helpful advice sometimes but I mainly teach myself if I’m honest...

Would you ever want to be famous? If so, what for?

Maybe. I’d like to be famous for being good at something or representing something, not just for being some slag’s sister

Are you a restless sleeper?

Do you consider yourself a romantic?

I guess. I feel I’m at a point where I’m considering looking for love and open to it but I’m not sure.

Which element best represents you?

Fire

Who do you want to be closer to?

I thought I wanted to be closer to my Dad but right now I’m not sure about that. I kinda wish I was closer to my cousins but feel they’re kinda not bothered even though I try and reach out. At least I can say I tried

Do you miss someone at the moment?

Yes

Tell us about an early childhood memory.

Loving QVC, Shania Twain, and The Witches of Eastwick, being gay as hell without even knowing what it meant

What is the strangest thing you have eaten?

I tried fish roe this month, didn’t like it.

What can you see outside your bedroom window?

Across from my house are my neighbours and there’s a DILF there who rides a bike and is scruffy and tall and built bc sometimes he works out in his driveway garage gym and I try not to look through my window while playing videogames lol

What are you most thankful for?

My health, I’m overweight but mostly healthy so far

Do you like spicy food?

Yes. I still love getting a korma, but spicy curries, sauces, etc, yes. I cook spicy food a fair bit tbh (especially with my URL being gochugaru)

Have you ever met someone famous?

Not really

Do you keep a diary or journal?

No. Keep meaning to

Do you prefer to use pen or pencil?

Pen

What is your star sign?

Aries

Do you like your cereal crunchy or soggy?

Crunchy

What would you want your legacy to be?

“He got to platinum in Overwatch one time, he will be missed”

Do you like reading? What was the last thing you read?

I don’t read books, nearly bought American God after finishing the show but I’ll just wait until next season instead

How do you show someone you love them?

I say it. I’ll spoil you, cook for you, buy something for you with you in mind. Support you, read the eyes out of you when it counts, tell you you have lipstick on your teeth or need to put on some deodorant. Solo rez you in Overwatch or run into the open for you in PUBG. I’ll make this bussy yours. I’ll take time for you, and make time for you. Kiss yuh, hug yuh. Make ya laugh. Be there when you need me. Be a shoulder to cry on. Tell it like it is. Listen to you. Be faithful to yuh. Sing your graces to people. Be open with you. God I’m so mushy aren’t I.

Do you like ice in your drinks?

Hmmmm, yes.

What are you afraid of?

Spiders. Losing weight and having loose skin and not having enough money to tuck it. Losing our house because we can’t keep up the payments. Also me being stuck here unable to ever move out and get on my feet

What is your favourite scent?

Vanilla, coffee, idk

Do you address older people by their first or last name?

First

If money was not a factor, how would you live your life?

Move the fuck out, get my own place in a city, start living bc right now im not

Do you prefer swimming in pools or in the ocean?

Swimming pools

What would you do if you found $50 on the ground?

Take it, probably use it on food

Have you ever seen a shooting star? Did you make a wish?

Idk

What is one thing you would want to teach your children?

Don’t trust Capcom’s lies

If you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?

I wouldn’t, bc tattoos are kinda gross to me, on white people especially. No ty, I think most people get them just to be *interesting* or do something ~wild~ tbh but they only rly look good if you’re samoan or maori, or a yakuza member, otherwise, stop.

What can you hear right now?

I’m listening to Pokemon Stadium music bc it’s so good

Where do you feel the safest?

Home

What is one thing you want to overcome/conquer?

My loneliness I guess

If you could travel back to any era, which would you choose?

Roman bath houses tbh, this thottie would be gettin all the d tbh, but also probably all the infections bc they were also apparently not emptied frequently so...

What is your most used emoji?

Probably the eyes

What is your favourite season? Why?

Spring i guess

How would you spend your ideal day?

Dick, videogames, food

Describe yourself using one word.

fat

What do you regret the most?

lots of things :) not doing better in uni or pushing myself i guess

Invent your own word. What does it mean?

joosy, since apparently it’s rly funny to Lou and idk why

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