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baldmultiverse · 2 years

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Finally watching (currently 21 min in) the last episode of supernatural after procrastinating it for … uh two years and anyways I was n o t missing out lmao this ending is trash

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ajcrowlor · 6 months

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not to try and be a jackles understander but like. i know we all wanna see the tapes or at least have some sort of breakdown of what was filmed but

the man is absofuckinglutely invested in Supernatural and Dean and currently has the right to the IP

if we're EVER getting a sequel season or movie or miniseries he is NOT GONNA FUCKING SPOIL THE EPILOGUE

he'll either keep going with the established canon ending or find a way to in-universe fix-it, but he's gonna fucking show it, not tell it

idk i just. highly doubt. we'll get a tell-all until after our epilogue OR until any and all possibilities for that epilogue are dead and buried

#Supernatural #destiel #man idk like i also wonder abt the possibility of entirely spite-based NDA's the CW forced him into before they handed over the keys #seeing as they basically did the same in regards to keys to the car. fuck. yeah that one makes me...#okay some day im gonna do a full on [Charlie_Day_conspiracy.jpeg] post abt SPN #it will be A Lot and will possibly drive me mad like looking into the heart of a dyong star but like. ehhh it'll be FINE #probably.#Tay talk #SPN meta meta #Atomic Monsters is my villain origin story #there are levels to this shit and im gonna go full Dante

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famewolf · 1 month

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im punching and punching and punching my anxiety today

#[static]#man i need a new job but im gonna try my best to stick it out for the next year and a half so that im 'vested' -#- or whatever its called for my little tiny 401k money lmao #im starting to get anxiety about work on my days off more than usual #they just changed it from 5 years to 6 years fjgkdlghd #and im nearly at 5 years #also i think im gonna try and stick it out with the full time up until October and i'm going back to 4 days a week for my sanity #and also theyve been cracking down on ppl missing work and the winter time i have to call out a couple times a month for snow #they used to be understanding about it but it sounds like they arent anymore :)#in one breath they'll be like 'yeah it's no worries we work at a grocery store who cares! we're stacking cans this isn't life or death'#but the moment you gotta leave early due to snow so you can actually make it home in one piece they get butthurt lmao #mind you I have put my car in a ditch BECAUSE of work doing this to me and i ended up missing a week + covering repairs because of it #like ... would you rather i go home 2 hours early or miss 4-6 days of work and be in debt :)#and the answer is the 2nd one for them lmao i fucking hate them

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jrwiyuri · 29 days

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Kian Stone Objectum win. She fucked that car

#stupid snake talk #||#my transcripts going well #and by well I mean if they keep interrupting eachother im gonna shoot them all in the head #anyway I love Objectum truthing.. it’s so funny 4 no reason #yeah.. he fucked that car man! couldn’t help it #average object win #the babes are nothing.. true love is with the DeLorean.. <3

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ladyimaginarium · 2 months

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i swear to g-d im& not even the jealous type but jfc i HAAAAAAATE this feeling when im& just lowkey like. who's :)))))) this :))))) bitch 👀👀👀👀🔪🔪🔪🔪 :))))))

#arcana.vents #& its like. kinda irrational bc we're just friends & just vibing & we're not even together but like. i cant help it so fuck me ig lmao #like obvi he can have friends & shit & w/e so im not gonna like. tell him anything bc i dont wanna like push him away or push anything yk??#& he said he missed me & everything but like. damn. why arent you talking to me like that. i wish you would talk to me like that.#i miss you too & i wish you would tell me you loved me more :<#im just like bitch chill he aint even your man. but he's sweet & good to me & he's deadass one of the funniest ppl ever.#& we have literally so much in common & he said i was a miracle & resilient since birth & that sb should make a documentary about me ehehe.#& we're both autistic poc4poc & have a lotta solidarity between our communities & he makes me blush & giggle & i love his curls & his smile #& the color of his skin's so pretty & he said that it'd be neat if we just. played videogames in a pillowfort #& he makes spongebob refs & he likes anime & horror & buffy & ethel cain nicole dollanganger & lana del rey & he got a nasty ass vocabulary #& he said it'd be cool if we explored abandoned places together & go to concerts together & he has the cutest name ive deadass ever heard #when nicole said ''when i see you i cant find the words to speak my cheeks go as red as two big cherries'' & ''you're so cool''... YEAH.#im gonna start fuckin chewing on the fuckin walls dude. im GNAWING at the bars of my cage. i need him to firmly grasp it.#i wanna feed him the world's sweetest strawberry!!!!#we have lost the entire fucking plot besties lmfaoooo #& i rarely if ever feel like this for cis dudes & my mind is blaring sirens like he gonna leave me im just. getting war flashbacks to. yeah #the red sirens be blaring like HE'S GONNA ABANDON ME!!!!! its so irritating #ill be goddamned if i EVER feel replaced to that degree ever again. id actually rather get hit by a car & throw myself into the sea lmao #UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BPD SPLITTING I HATE YOU #this was from a few hours ago but i forgot to post it so lmao

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dockaspbrak · 9 days

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A big thank you to my mutuals who like my nervous breakdown 2-4am posts. You're the backbone of my blog

#its like im not completely alone #idk #what losing a cat does to a woman i guess but #lets be real i was like this before #im just a sad person who laments more than takes action and #i think ill be sad forever probably #in that way some people are #i feel like im one reality over from where im supposed to be yakno?#i used to have this image id hold onto of leaves in the sunlight when i was a kid and i kept waiting for someone to talk to me who #would take me wherever that was #maybe thats the nature of never fitting in u get too in your head and then #reality doesnt feel like home #yeah ive heard people say shit like that sbout books #sorry im not wearing my glasses #lately days blend together and i feel like i cant hold into time #and people talking to me (when they do) sounds miles away #takes ages to get to me if it does at all #oops! sounds like im dissociating hahahahaah oh fuck #when u write it all out. stares at ya right in the face #if im not doing something it feels like my anxiety will latch onto anything #like. rn i feel like im gonna throw up bc of like 5 different things about my car #car insurance. registration. trying to find a job #then it spirals into what ifs. and how thatd suck #constantly this shit. constantly! the only reprieve is going to hang w my grandmother who is 90 and talking about death a lot #😵‍💫#but shes my best friend so ???! fuck!#man idk. im so sad. idek what to do abt this. work out #maybe get a new actor to have a crush on #what makes people happy? idk

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tendergore · 28 days

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okay im literally never going to a wedding again i am distraught and i still have to drive two and a half hours back home

#it’s fine i’m just fucking lonely !!!#um.txt #it’s not fine i’m gonna cry in the car #every time i see a kind man from my past i sit there and wonder if i am choosing for life to be worse but im NOT it’s just like this #stupid gay ass

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deadgrantaires · 3 months

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if i have to be put into one mroe fucking situation today im gonna lose it

#i have been putting up w idiots and assholes all day today im gonna fucking SNAP man #the best experience i had today was forking over hundreds of dollars for my car. SUPREMELY low bar but. oh boy!!

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softly-mossy · 6 months

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life really fucking sucks right now

#teddy situation has undone probably a year of recovering haha i fuckig hate landlords #basically told us we need to get rid of ted because 'he is a liability'#THE DAY BEFOREBTHANKSGIVING #and i was expected to be chipper and happy at family dinner.#naw man. i havent really left the house because i wana spend time with ted hahahaha #he's going to live at my sister's place but still. i dont want him to have to go #selfharmed as in nearly scraped the skin off the entire back of my left hand #WAS HIT WITH 'I HONESTLY FIGURED/EXPECTED YOU TO (SELF HARM' LIKE DAMN HAHA #idk. i want to be hit by a fucking car. or anything else that will blast me away.#had another prospective friend end up being just a dumbfuck that wanted an easy lay #dad's been home all week #its just a lot man. and losing all that progress i worked hard for its another kick to the teeth #and its like. why should i go see my therapist again. im gonna tell her whats wrong. im gonna cry. she oretends to care. i come home #i just dont want to be here anymore. i dont. i keep hoping for things to get better because thats what im told to do and things get worse #i cannot live the rest of my life like this. im allowed to be selfish and say it isnt fair to me. and nobody should be stucj dealing with me #im not gonna have a happy ending like all my friends did. im gonna be lonely and suicidal until i finally get thr balls to just fucking doit #local idiot sad

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thwackk · 1 year

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heeeyyy please talk to me, ask me stupid questions maybe or tell me abt YOUR day because i’m stuck in this car for two hours with nothing to do and also i would love to know abt it actually.

#please #i love talking with people so much #who here has really specific pet peeves. like EXTREMELY specific ones i wanna know #i wish my car could turn into a disco room like that one fucking movie whats it called #i watched i love you man yesterday #gayest straight movie i’ve ever seen #ask me abt my halbarry headcanons i dare you..#pls…#say anything at all i dont care i WILL talk to you abt jt thats a threat #oh i drew catwoman today #what else did i do #nothing #i went to school #oh and yesterday we were gonna decorate the tree for christmas and ive had this batmobile ornament for months just waitinh for christmas #so i could put it onbthe tree and i was so excited but i opened the box and THERE WAS NO FUCIKING STRING!! TO HANG IT WITH!!#i was so dissapointed until mom was like ‘we have strings u can just tie one on there’ and then i felt stupid for being so sad abt it #obvious solutions escape me in times of great distress #im just typing out things as my mind thinks of them

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lovecrazedpup · 4 months

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just had one of the worst cries of my life i think

#going out soon but idk im just so full of anxiety n everything sucks #ive been throwing up since like 3am too bc im so anxious #like i fucked up last night and it hasnt left my mind #n then i have to join a discord and get interviewed and play a game that i find terrifying bc itll make him happy (first world problems ik)#and now i have to go out to lunch today #which would be great but !!#my jeans are a tiny bit tighter than they usually are which means i gained weight !!!! i havent eaten today so its not bloating !!!#and then i went into the bathroom to look at myself and i saw how bad my eyebags are so i went to put on makeup #but i looked fucking stupid so i took it off and now im just sitting here kinda bawling over how ugly i am #i fucking hate it !! im so disgusting #im so tired i just want to kms and cut #how am i meant to talk to him when i cant stop crying and how am i meant to go outside like this #like im never gonna post my face here but u guys rlly dont know how gross i look #god im gonna meet him in like 4 months dude i fucking cant hes gonna find me so repulsive im going to cry #wtf do i do im so fucked nothing is going to save me #hes just gonna spend like 3 days with me probably fuck me and then just leave me i fucking know it #its so over man its so fucking over someone just run me over with a car #jamie.txt

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bugsmoocher · 8 months

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saw a big fat cricket at work today

#now that everybody has been distracted by rhe cricket i am going to complain in the tags so dont look unless you really want to ^_^#god my prides gotten so fucking stomped on these past few days i dont even know what i did wrong at the job interview #how do they hire this deadbeat i know but not me #ive never gotten turned down before and i did everything well and i said yes to all the shit they wanted from me #everybody was so sure id get it and it was going to fix everything #but now im sitting here worried about finding a new job all over again #once more worried about not getting an apartment because i dont make enough #once more getting sprayed in the fucking face with rotten fish at my shitty job and trying not to cry in my car #sitting here trying not to bother anybody with it #idk how longer i can do this shit man #if more shit goes wrong i think im gonna drive my car into a lake

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orcelito · 10 months

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checked in for my flight tomorrow and i am hissing biting tearing @ the fact that they dont have a gate assigned for my flight yet

i know the general area since i know the airline im flying with but i DONT. LIKE. not being able to plan ahead.

#speculation nation #if they dont send me an email announcement i guess im gonna have to just look at the fancy tvs when i get there #i'll get back home someway or another. even if im grumpy about it #OH THO since i got so seriously anxious being in the isle seat for my flight here (bc being surrounded by that many people set off my #anxiety about being in crowds SO fucking badly)#i was legit considering forking over $31 just so i wouldnt have to experience that again (also bc i wanted to have a window seat to see #outside with better. bc i wanna take pics in the air this time)#BUT! it automatically assigned me a window seat. in the waaaay back unfortunately. but still a window seat #so i will hopefully not nearly have an anxious breakdown bc of being surrounded on all sides by people #no promises about my anxiety relative to general airport things! but at least i wont have to deal with the being surrounded.#plus! window seat! that'll be nice #i dont get claustrophobic in the sense of small spaces scaring me. i rather like hunkering down in a little corner.#i just dont wanna be absolutely surrounded by people like that again haha. ha..#gonna have to wake up way too early tomorrow to get to my flight in time. and then im gonna lose two hours :/#on top of the time on the plane. but it's ok fire emblem worked very well for making the plane ride pass quickly #so i imagine it'll be the same for this one. MAN plane ride is so much nicer on my nausea than car rides. love that for me

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istherewifiinhell · 1 year

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[Had just a fucking shitty sucky ass morning] guess that wasnt a good luck image.

#some shit #many. many. things. most of which i guess will just sit right here and i cant. fucking.#cant fuckibg talk about things and thats its own problem #what i can say is the beast had his first little. mans couldnt get into the car on his own event #qnd well. as long as he can get his front paws up you can hoist him up. or well at least i can. but i dont think its probably very comfty #for him. and im not gonna be one of those fucking ppl that denies my dog an aid device because i cant except hes getting older.#so. gotta look into that. gotta talk with the person what owns the car too.

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s0urte3th · 11 months

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mom is bitching at me how i need to wear short sleeves TOMORROW, and just get over it

#‘you NEED to wear them tomorrow’ or what.#youre gonna take my phone away? im just AnXioUs and need to get the fuck over it?#woman youre lucky i dont fucking take my car and leave. youre lucky i don’t disappear without a trace.#‘we love you and dont care and dont judge!’ i understand that. i do.#but sometimes that just doesnt matter. you can say that to me all you want and ill always have a voice saying otherwise!#i cant just get over this hump. i dont know how to explain it to you but i just cant. its not that simple.#i cant just.. get up and get moving like you want me to. i dont know how to tell you that im absolutely fucking exhausted.#‘youve been taking a break for 6 weeks now’ and? i worked my ASS OFF. FOR 5 FUCKING YEARS STRAIGHT. I DESERVE A BREAK!#IVE EARNED A GODDAMN BREAK. IVE EARNED A FUCKING SUMMER OFF. THIS IS MY FIRST SUMMER OFF IN 5 GODDAMN YEARS WOMAN #i dont care if you think im being lazy. im sorry i dont work the same fucking way you do! but thats a you issue!#‘you need to get your life together’ WELL I DONT WANT TO! I DONT WANT TO RIGHT NOW! I WANNA BE A STUPID COUCH BUM!#i basically just learned that EVERYTHING. I WORKED FOR! IS USELESS! i pushed myself to the edge a constant amount of times over the past 5-#years for NOTHING. because i am incapable of doing anything without someone telling me to or holding my hand.#how do you expect me to know what to do with my fucking life when the life i thought i always had was just shattered?#ive trailed off my planned path! i didnt plan for this! i never thought it could happen! i thought id be PERFECT!#imagine being told your entire life how smart and capable you are only to fail right as someone isnt holding your hand anymore.#just #whatever man. if i dont wanna wear short sleeves i wont. if i dont wanna go outside i wont.#i didnt want to interact with the world anyways. especially after finding out that i dont fit in whatsoever.

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dhampir-dyke · 11 months

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#moms suck so fucking bad man....#i have GOT to go back to fuckin therapy bro. or else i am gonna lose it on this woman #my whole life i have tried to make myself as low-maintenance as possible. i never ask for fucking anything. i wouldnt ask for candy or toys #or anything bc she CONSTANTLY complained to let us know how much of a burden we were and how much she regrets having us.#i try so hard to please her #while my sister totals 4 cars #needs to hire a fuckin lawyer. constantly manipulates and throws tantrums to get her fucking way #and somehow IM THE ONE THAT NEVER PAYS HER BACK OR DOES THEIR FAIR SHARE. WHAT THE FUCK??????? DO YOU SMOKE CRACK??????????#ive worked since i was 16 and moved out by myself at age 20!!!!!!! and somehow IM the childish and immature one!!!!!!!!#if i cant vent to a professional soon i am gonna go nuts. ball to the fuckin wall. 22 years of pent up rage.#my sister has fucked them out of 20 grand EASY. but I BOUGHT THEM THEIR FUCKIN CAMARO WITH *MY* SAVINGS #they paid me back but jesus christ! how the fuck can you call me unreliable or claim i owe you fucking money!!!!!

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