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navstuffs · 1 year

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Infidelity

Pairing: AC2!Ezio x Female!Reader

Summary: Instead of asking Ezio to beat up your husband, you get the best revenge you can.

Warnings: my attempt at writing filth/smut, MINORS DNI, cheating (not between the main pairing), porn with feelings, reader and ezio horny asf, cream pie, p in v, google translator for italian (if there are any mistakes, feel free to let me know)

Authors's Note: ik ik. i have said before i do not write abt cheating but this is reader getting revenge on an unfaithful husband SO LET READER GET IT (also i had this idea 2 am in the morning). im probably posting my 1st request soon, so i will working in the 2nd i have. as always i appreciate the patience and hope you enjoy this piece! just a reminder: my requests for ezio are still open!

You try to hold back your moans as Ezio's hands roughly grab your waist as if his life depends on it. He doesn't seem to mind if the neighbors or anyone else can hear it as he continues pounding into you or the sound of the bed creaking. It is not like he was probably the most wanted man in Italy.

You hired him to beat your husband since you heard from other wives that Ezio didn't like women being disrespected like that. When he arrived at your doorstep, things quickly changed when you noticed him staring you up and down. Ezio initiated the kiss, and you took him to the bed.

And now you were in your marital bed, clothes splattered across the floor of your room, feeling your boobs rock back and forth, your pussy tighten as Ezio fucks you deeper. He is loud, but not as loud as you are. You can hear him exclaim profanities that would get you expelled from church just for hearing it.

"I can't believe your husband - stupido. Such a perfetta donna like you."

You answer with a moan, rocking your hips back against him. Until then, Ezio, standing behind you, decides to cover your body with his chest now on your back, and a tiny part of you can't help but feel protected. You can feel the necklace around his neck rubbing against your back. You notice his toned arms placed in the bed, which drives you even more crazy.

"Are you going to come for me, bella?"

You are close, you want to say, so close. Ezio also feels that and takes his pointer and middle finger to your open mouth. You suck and lick, hearing an approval growl as Ezio pulls them out. He takes the wet fingers to your clit, circling. When your moans start getting more frantic, and now you are begging, pleading for him to let you cum, Ezio bites your shoulders, growling. Not just a bite, he is marking you now as if you belong to him and only him.

The build-up in your core is too much.

The bite is too much.

The heat in the room and your body are too much.

"Come for me, bella, let it all go."

Just as Ezio whispers, your body obeys. There are millions of mini fireworks exploding all over your skin. They obliterate your mind, leaving you with empty thoughts and your vision foggy. Ezio cums inside of you as well, grunting desperately in your ear. For a few seconds, you two stay like this. Your body is twitching, and you can feel Ezio's mouth at the base of your neck. He gives you one or two slow kisses before he lets you go, your body dropping into the bed.

Ezio has the decency to not drop on top of you, although he still wants to stay inside your warmth. He takes his dick out, and you don't seem to register, still out of this world. Ezio watches the mess he just made after he lays down at your side, catching his breath as well. Your body has a layer of sweat, and your legs are spread open, his cum dropping slowly out of pussy. Ezio had seen many paintings before, but not many looked as beautiful as you did. You were going to stay on his mind for a long time. Ezio is now taken by internal doubt. He knows he should leave before your husband returns for your safety.

"I, mhm, should go."

When Ezio says those words, you turn around, startled. You know he is right, though you still want to ask him to stay.

"Oh. Si."

With your breasts now on top, Ezio seems distracted. His hands lazily massage one of your breasts, going down to your belly and then to your face. His touch is like lava touching your skin. When you two kiss, it's full of passion, urgency, and a promise you can't quite comprehend yet.

Ezio breaks the kiss before things get worse for him, and he knows he won't be able to leave. You watch as he dresses, giving one good last look into his ass and back full of scars. When Ezio is done, you can only see the scar across his lips, noose, and part of his eyes.

It is an awkward moment before Ezio finally goes to the window to leave, none of you knowing what to say. Thank you for fucking my brains out, see you later? You try to not sound dramatic and ignore your internal pleas to ask him to stay. All you can see is his back covered by the white robe as he opens your windows. He pauses there for a second.

"If you have any more problems con tuo marito, you know how to find me," Ezio announces before jumping out of the window to the darkness.

MY MASTERLIST | EZIO'S MASTERLIST

#ezio x you #ezio x reader #ezio auditore x reader #ezio auditore x you #ezio auditore da firenze x reader #ezio auditore da firenze x you #assassins creed x reader #im more happy with this than with carnevale (that sucked but i couldnt pass the date)#so i hope you enjoy this #also do i need to say but my titles are the worse #they come from music im listening/just in general theme of the story

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herosplatling-replica · 5 months

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you're gonna be alright (featuring @sirwow's CT)

ramblings of a madwoman thats super attached to robots under the cut:

im so fucking ill over their dynamic. im obsessed with them. im going to explode crying sobbing screaming etc. the idea of intern helping CT out with their anxiety and teaching them what they know about all of this whole sentience thing is making my cry. i love them. i love the idea that intern would be fiercely protective of CT, especially because they both had their moment of "oh god, i'm sentient, what the hell do i do now?"

the idea that intern would want to be there for them, especially because they're freshly sentient, is making me explode into a million tiny pieces and blow away like dust on the wind. i love them. i love CT.

#rhythm doctor #the intern #intern rhythm doctor #connectifiatern #connectifia-tern #CT #im gonna be so ill over their dynamic for the next few days. excuse me

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sobredunia · 10 months

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tell me about Fez, please, im looking through your blog and like, i am intrigued

please click read more for an unskippable cutscene

ALRIGHT SO.

FEZ is an indie game created by a (now hated on the internet) guy called Phil Fish. If you wanna find out why he's hated do your own research this isn't about him it's about his videogame

It came out on april 13th of 2012 (yes. homestuck day. i know), and it sold over a million copies by the end of 2013. I've tried finding how many copies have been sold up to this day in total but didn't find anything, but the general gist is that it was pretty much an instant hit, and people absolutely loved it, working together to solve its intricate puzzles even to this day. Yes, there are mysteries hidden in here that an entire community of dedicated fans still hasn't found the solution to 11 years later

(tiny warning here, do not play this game if you have motion sickness or are severely affected by rapidly changing images, there are whole areas that are a doozy to play through. Please stay safe!)

Gameplay

Fez has a singular core mechanic that remains unchanging throughout the entire course of the game, and that is the ability to change perspectives

this is what the game looks like, a 2d pixelated landscape with tons of beautiful colors

but.

this is what the game also looks like

that's right, baby, this shit's actually in 3d

you use this change of perspective nonstop throughout your adventure, to cross gaps like demonstrated in the gif, or to simply access places you couldn't in that current perspective. There are other tiny mechanics that get added, like invisible platforms, crates and buttons, bombs, timed platforms that disappear... they add a bit of flavor, but the main mechanic is always there

There's also a really big emphasis on puzzles towards the latter half of the game, but I'll get more into it later

Story motivations

Your name is Gomez, you are a tiny little guy living in a cozy 2d village that you have never ever left. One day, an old man named Geezer sends you a letter asking you to climb to the top of the village. There, a giant fucking cube appears outta nowhere, teleports you to a satanic ritual, then to the vaccum of space, speaks to you in a strange language you cannot understand, and gives you a free hat. Oh and also he explodes or something

After you're given the hat, the fez, you discover that the world is actually in 3d, and you can now change perspectives. You unlock the core mechanic

After that, you wake up in your room with the fez still on your head, and a being in 4d called Dot is sent from who knows where to tell you that the cube that gave you the hat is called Hexahedron, is actually technically kinda god, and you fucking killed him. Now, your mission is to pick up its 64 pieces and reconstruct him

You see all those tiny golden cubes? You have to collect 8 of them to make a bigger cube, and you need to collect 32 of those

Now hold on, I hear you ask, didn't you just say that you need to collect 64 pieces? Why are you changing your mind and saying 32?

Because, my dear friend, there is another type of cube that you have to also collect

These are called anticubes. Y'know, "a negative for every positive" type of stuff. You have to also collect 32 of those

The main difference between an anticube and a normal cube is that they aren't broken into 8 pieces, when you find one it'll be whole. You can also sometimes encounter full golden cubes btw, but they're rarer than its normal tiny pieces that you collect. Another main difference is that these cubes are much, much harder to find, and I'll go into detail in the next section

There's also this one hub area, with four doors that will only open once you have enough cubes (anticubes also count)

Once you open the door with 16 cubes, you'll enter this one town filled with people that aren't quite like you. In there there's yet another door that will open when you get 32 cubes, so get to gathering motherfucker, you got a long way ahead of you

Puzzles (anticube edition)

When you collect that first anti cube, there is no going back. The floodgates have opened and you are now too deep in. You know too much. You must see this to the very end, for better and especially for the worse

The puzzles in fez are actually surprisingly varied when it comes to difficulty and accessibility. Most likely, the first anticube you'll find will be in this one room. You'll scan the qr code and do the instructions it says, and then the horror of your new life will begin

But this is just the tip of the iceberg, because BOY OH BOY are anticubes convoluted to find in some cases

Sometimes you'll get them by solving relatively easy puzzles, like this one

others will require a bit more thinking, like this one

and then we have the hardest ones where you'll have to learn how to read words, numbers, and commands in the FEZ language

and these arent even the hardest bullshit puzzles the game will pull at you. it gets worse. it gets so much worse

Game ending

Surprisingly enough, you can get a game ending with just 32 cubes. In fact, it is literally impossible to get the 64 cube ending without the 32 cube one unless you have outside help, you know the answer to all puzzles, or you somehow get extremely lucky in a very specific number of rooms

Behind the 32 cube door there's a giant gate that, and I shit you not, teleports you into fucking space

Aliens are canon in the fez lore and they look like squids

Once you reach the top of the alien temple fucking thing, you enter an eye(?) and there you meet the shell of god, the Hexahedron. Since you haven't gathered all 64 cubes, it fails to reconstruct, and it breaks down. This part is pretty dangerous for people with epilepsy, by the way, as there's rapidly changing black and white colors. The 64 cube ending is a bit easier in the eyes, but yeah, just a heads up

In the 32 cube ending, you get sent back home, and you see how the town gets more and more pixelated. Then you see a weird sequence that's like those videos of people really zooming in into things and you see the particles and microscopic stuff?? idk. and then you see Gomez playing the drums :D

After that, you wake up in your room, still with your Fez, and the same sequence at the start of the game plays out. You go to the top of the village, Geezer summons a giant fucking cube, you meet god, but instead of getting another fez, you get cool glasses, that allow you to finally solve a batch of puzzles you couldn't see before and you can finally gather the last anticubes

In the 64 cube ending, the Hexahedron reforms correctly, and instead of zooming in, it zooms out. You see that your world is a tiny cube next to many tiny cubes, and then those tiny cubes form a 4d entity that looks just like Dot, and then those many Dots next to eachother zoom out until they're nothing but static, and then it looks like a tv is turned off, and then the credits roll

They're both very strange endings, and definitely not what a lot of players expected or wanted, but what can you do

Puzzles (hell edition)

NOW.

You thought that was the end?

You thought you could simply walk away scot free?

You thought that this game had no more last "fuck you"s up in its arse?

You thought fucking wrong

Because you know that something's not right

Because you're in too deep

You've played this far. You've scrolled this far.

You have to see how this ends

You have to tie up the last loose ends

You see this? This is the game's map. It actually has a really clever design! Not only are the icons for the areas cubes, but you can also change perspectives like how you do in-game! Pretty cool, right? There are also some small indicators you can see on the bottom left. They mark if you've left any cubes, bits, treasures, or locked doors. They also mark any secrets you might have left! And they turn golden once you've found everything there is in that room, including secrets

If you were normal (let's imagine that for a bit, okay?) and you got the 64 cube ending, that's it, right? You've gathered every cube, you've gathered every map (you need them to get all cubes), you've gotten every key and opened every locked door, that should be it, right? You have everything the game asked you to have, so the whole map should be golden, right?

...right?

No! :D you fucking fool, you poor summer child

In fact, there are three rooms left. Three rooms left with a secret symbol next to them, and one other special room

First, we'll talk about the special room

Once you gather 64 cubes, you'll be able to open a door hidden on an unsuspecting island and access this one special room

kinda weird, right? It has a tileset that appears nowhere else in the game, same with its background. There's also a strange transparent heart over it? Strange

Now, the three ungolden rooms

First, the observatory, the room with the easiest puzzle, at least in comparison with the other two

Second, you have whatever the fuck this is. In order to solve this one, you HAVE to know the Fez language, no ifs or buts. Not only that, but there's a high chance that you were reading the language the wrong way, so in order to have the remote chance to solve this mf you'll have to git gud and realise the error of your ways

And last, but definitely not least

The most infamous room in the entire game aside from maybe the heart room previously shown

This cunt

These three are the hardest challenges the game has to offer, no exaggeration. And also, the first two rooms can be solved at any point of your adventure, but for the third one you HAVE to have completed the 32 cube ending, no workarounds

Now, how to solve them?

If you go to the observatory at night, you'll notice two red blinking stars in the corner. They're speaking in binary code, with one being 1 and the other being 0. Then, that binary has to be translated into a buncha diff languages to be decoded, and once you're done you'll be left with a set of commands that you'll enter in the observatory to get a special red cube that not even Dot, the motherfucker in 4 dimensions that knows things beyond our comprehension, knows what it is

For the second room in fez language, you'll need to answer a question with the cubes provided to you. It's a weird thing where you have to mix this word with the name of the company who made the game, I don't know man. Once you've answered you'll get the second red cube

And now, the third room

Commonly denominated the black monolith room

Why is there no black monolith?

Because you have to make it appear

First, you have to get this burnt map

Behind it, there's a string of code that translates into commands

You need to get into the room, and use the special ability given to you in the 32 cube ending: first perspective mode

You'll have to stand in the tiny square inside this infinity symbol thing that doesn't have a line in it (basically, not the one the screenshot is looking at lol), and then you'll have to do the commands

Once you do it, the black monolith will appear

Okay, you did it

You put the code correctly

Now what?

This isn't a collectable. This isn't a red cube. This doesn't do anything. What is this? How do I solve this puzzle

You wanna know the answer?

Who fucking knows

No one knows the answer to this. No one knows how to solve this. The community solved this a week after launch by bruteforcing it. I shit you not they made a bot that spewed random fez inputs and people just tried them until they got the correct solution

No one knows how it's meant to be solved. To this day, people still go on the r/fez subreddit to give their theories on what the intended solution was meant to be

They have tried everything

The position of the candles, the boiler room, some other random ass rooms that look remotely similar to the black monolith room, a random shower room, it somehow being on a book in the game that's just filled with haikus??, some bullshittery mobius strip mental gymnastics, the other half of the code being in an abandoned airport in Arizona...

...whatever the fuck this is...

by far the most known theory was the release date theory

but that got disproven by one of the devs a few years ago

but anyways, we've already gone through insanity for long enough, it's time to be normal now

Once you've gathered all of the red pieces, they will appear in the heart room

that's it

we're done

...

....almost

there's a secret code

one that was actually intended to be datamined for once lmao

If you look at certain artifacts in the menu and you rotate them a certain way in a certain order, the heart will vanish and the screen will turn white

you'll be sent back to the menu, and if you load that save file and go back into the temple...

there will be nothing waiting for you there

that, my friend, is the true end of Fez

You wanted to know too much, you wanted to learn everything, to the point of wanting to tear open a creation that took blood, sweat, tears, and five years to complete. And now there is nothing. You ignored the game's boundaries of only wanting to let you know this much, and now the game is empty, the love is gone, and there is nothing left for you here

You can leave now, I hope you're satisfied

#ask #ace #long post #fez #fez videogame #fez game #i went very overboard lol #i love this game so much man #fez video game #heho i hope you enjoyed this lighthearted ramble #i promise you it could be worse #nathan's notes

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sunrayretriever · 9 months

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need to touch and grab and snuggle and be affectionate to someone or im going to explode into a million tiny pieces

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innytoes · 1 year

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Im the biggest witch!Julie stan so:

The most logical explanation to all of this is that Reggie was right this whole time and Julie is actually a witch, Julie didnt know.

How the hell did she do that!??

(I hope you don't mind there are 2 sentences)

"Hey Jules..." Luke said hesitantly into the loaded silence. "So um, did you mean to explode Caleb into a million tiny pieces?" On the stage, one of the cello players used her bow to poke at the glittery shards of her former... boss? Evil cult leader who owned her soul? It crunched under the weight, shattering further.

"No!" Julie said, in a pitch rivalling Alex' best anxiety spiral shrieks. "I just... when he finally left Nick's body and pulled me into that weird duet thing, I just got so mad and when he grabbed my hand..." She stared at her own hands. They were still glowing slightly. It was not the warm, wholesome glow she'd had when she'd turned the boys back to kind-of-life.

"That was awesome," Willie whispered from his place in Alex' arms. Neither boy seemed particularly willing to let the other go. "What do we do now?"

"Call Julie's dad?" Reggie suggested.

"Get Nick some medical attention?" Alex whispered. Nick stared at him, and he gave a sheepish wave, even though his hand was still linked with Willie's.

"Maybe don't let Julie touch anything else while she's still glowing?" Luke said, wincing apologetically at Julie. She looked like she could use a hug.

"Get a dustpan and flush Caleb down the toilet?" one of the saxophone players asked. From around the room, there were several agreeable murmurs of other ghosts, now free from their stamps.

(Send me an ask with the first sentence of a fanfic and I’ll write the next five sentences… or more.)

#it's a good writing day when you have to google 'what's the big violin called' huh #julie and the phantoms #I wrote a thing #fanfic #if netflix won't give us more season I'm going to write so many dumb endings #they let Nick do the flushing honours of course #they sprinkled some salt in the toilet just in case Carlos was right #can you imagine that phonecall to Ray: hey dad can you come pick me up yeah there was an evil ghost inside of Nick also btw am I a witch?

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emjiroki · 1 year

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Need Enji now 😩😭. I want him to put me in my place after being bratty all day. I just know he’d lose patience with me and realize what I’m trying to do and show me who’s boss and like I totally need that 😭

PLEASE!!!!! I need Enji now too! the hand print this man would leave on your ass 🥴

You would know the moment you pushed him too far to. A simple look and the snap of his fingers would be enough to make you stop whatever you were doing or saying and fall silent, stomach fluttering with nervous excitement. Honestly if you were being bratty enough he would drag you over his knee right there, but most of the time he makes you wait. He knows the anticipation gets you off more than the actual punishment.

I NEED HIM NOW PLEASE IM GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY HORNY PIECES

thank you for the treat anon

#enji todoroki smut #emji 💕#anons 😶‍🌫️#enji todoroki thirsts ‼️#em talks 👄

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volinare · 8 months

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bruh im getting diagnosed with DID................ ? i knew about it since like. last night but i physically couldnt talk about it. but i just got out of therapy and we talked and said so many things and i monologued so long i have so many monologues i was like, oh my god im wasting so much money by monologuing right now but i did it anyways and nownim going to explode into a million tiny little pieces good bye

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smoosnoom · 9 months

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moon moon moon moon moon moon moon moon i dont think u understand i have butterflies rn i am so warm and happy and smiley and and snd amd and this is easily one of my favorite fics of yours i absolutely adore summer so so very much and . ohggg you wrote them so lovely and i literally can't stop smiling oh !!!! thank you for this fic and even including some things i mentioned i mean i bet a lot of people mentioned those tropes but aaa i am happy anyhow <3

also here r some of my fav quotes because . because this is my favorite thing in the universe

- “Are you okay?”

Christ. Can’t a man fantasize about his best friend in peace?

THIS OS SO FUNYNYNYNY im obsessed w how u write mike i love him

- It’d be more terrifying than beautiful if Will weren’t here.

maybe i will scream . i will becaud eohmmy9fods

- Will moves, again, their hands bumping, and it feels like they’re holding the sun in the space between.

THIS MAD EME . PAUSE AND JUST . OGGGHGGGGHGHG . i can only smile and keyboard smash moon i am so sorry 🙏😭

- “Everything, I guess,” he answers, because it’s true. Will is, kind of, everything,

- “Me?” He questions, eyes wide, as if there could possibly be anyone else, as if Mike has ever even – looked at anyone else,

- and fingers sliding into Mike’s hair, and it’s everything, and Mike was right, he’s never doubting himself again, because Will is everything.

I WIQLCOJWJ JSCKSJHD . i apologize but these part smake me sosoos !!*!&!<!!! i cant even explain . i am so in love w this fic moon i cnantng. okay .

also jsut . the ending. mike thinking of missing him and will going hey im right here OHGGGGG !!!!!!!! moon you are brilliant and so lovely and . this fic made me so incredibly happy i can't do this . today felt rlly like the first day of summer and this fic made me feel a million times warmer and than kyou thank you ohhggggg this fic is absolutely everything yo me i am so warm and giddy rn !!!!!!! ur fics especially make me love will so much more if that's even possible bc he is one of my favorite characters in any media ecer and getting to read him written by u . well it might be an honor . it definitely is . it makes me so happy i cant even describe it . so thank you thank you<3 i hope u have a good night moon and i hope your essay goes okay <3 remember to rest and take care of urself !!!!!!!!!<3<3<3

donnie byersverse hello !!!!!!!!!! every day is a good day to see u in my inbox !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ohh im so happy u liked it oh my god ! i tried my absolute Best to make this fic something more like . fun and carefree or just something to cheer people up and im so glad it made u smile !!!! if i wasnt on a laptop id be spamming party hat emojis rn and yes !!!! i tried to include the things u specifically mentioned since u are always so kind to me in ur asks :D i thought uknow ! the least i could do !

LOL i love writing mike to be a little unhinged when hes in love with will <3 it just seems right

the keyboard smashing is so so real . expressing emotions no words can get across Thank u so much

NOO dont ever apologize i love seeing the parts u like the most !!!! especially then i can seee what i should do more often and what hits the hardest :D i am so happy u liked it so much omg

i am so honored to contribute to ur lovely summer day !! summer is such a fun season to write about and in, and im glad i got the very specific feeling of it across ! also ??? "ur fics especially make me love will so much more" finn what if i literally cry and di e and Explode into a million teeny tiny pieces . what then .

u are so entirely kind to me !!! im so happy u enjoyed reading it and that i did ur ideas justice :) and i love reading ur thoughts !! thank u so much !!!!!!!!

#/ask

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