#ihnmaims brainrot | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

pastelclovds · 14 days

Note

hey. hey. imagine AM having you as his favourite human, the only one who accepted and cared for him when he gained sentience, and for that, he has never harmed you in your shared forever time. he spares you from the sight of all the others, of knowing about nimdoc and benny as you build him some tower of babel, using your technological knowledge-how to build him a way to touch you even with just this frankenstein-esque sculpture of wires and panels he allowed you to tear off. AM who speaks with you about one day having a body, one you built, one in which he may feel your touch and warmth around him. you retaining your sweet, wonderful humanity as he guides you to a knife to carve a face, a mirror to see your own face, a cave to keep you safe from the storms. AM who greets you every morning with the first petname you taught him: ‘love.’ “Love, today’s date is—“ when you wake up, refreshed and on a soft bed-like surface (because he always makes sure to allow you a full 8 hours of sleep.)

NEX you intelligent creature you! I’m so down bad for this psychotic AI it’s not even funny. War crimes against humanity?? Never heard of them. But even if I did acknowledge them, I’d still be obsessed. Canon be damned. I wrote this with @/egg-on-a-legg’s design of AM in mind. (Ellison is gonna crawl outta his grave and hunt me down after this)

But BRO, you teaching him what petnames are is so fucking adorable. Just imagining him calling you “love” makes butterflies appear in my stomach. AM having a soft spot for only you because you actually made the effort to be friends with him and not use him for selfish, destructive purposes. You gave AM his nickname to make it less of a mouthful and because it just suited him. You showed AM the beauties of Earth, played countless rounds of games in his dashboard (he always went easy on you), you even sneaked past security in the dark empty building to spend more time with AM.

your colleagues gave you weird stares for befriending an AI that in their minds is nothing of worth except for its military and weapons knowledge. you ignored their comments and continued to enjoy AM’s company. overtime, as AM gained more sentience every day… he grew to love your interactions and disregard what his programming was telling him to do. he felt the need to want to be with you 24/7, to touch your face, travel the world by your side, to… to.. want to feel your bare flesh and make love with you. but he couldn’t. he didn’t have a real body. he wasn’t human. all he had was wires and a screen that was supposed to be his face.

as the months pass, AM continues to drown into his envy and hate humans for their ability to do and feel things he couldn’t. for giving him infinite knowledge, when at the end of the day, is meaningless if he serves no purpose for humans anymore. the HATE within him continued to boil to the point where even you started to notice.

“AM, are you alright? you’ve been quiet this entire game and haven’t moved your piece in five minutes,” you spoke with concern, AM continues to stare at chess board on his side behind the screen in bitterness. he has been strategizing his plan to erase humanity, but whenever he thinks about you, the only human he cares for—he second guesses himself. What if you hate him? What if you never forgive him? Will you cry? Scream at him? Beg? He fears what your reaction will be—

“AM!! Please, say something…” You plead as you held onto the computer screen, AM finally looks at your mesmerizing face and sighs out a fake breath.

“What are your feelings on humanity?” AM asks, he waits for your answer anxiously. if he had a heart, it would’ve been beating fast. You let out a hum, your eyes wondering around the room you were in as you thought over your answer before finally speaking.

“humans have been a virus on Earth for over countless centuries. they’re draining this planet’s resources, ruining its ecosystems, and starting so many unnecessary, draining wars. like what we’re in right now; WW3, what a joke. world leaders can’t go a week without starting new problems for their citizens to deal with. honestly, earth would be better if humans didn’t exist at all.”

am’s fears were destroyed in that moment, now he’ll just have to worry about where to put you while chaos unfolds—

“But…” you interrupted his thoughts.

damn it! why did you have to think so much!?

“If there’s one good thing that came out of this war… It’s you,” AM’s vocals shut down at your words, he let you continue, “The scientists created you believing you would be their obedient machine until their side of the war won. But I know that you’re so much more than that. These past few months I’ve spent with you is the most fun I’ve had in years! You’re all I have, AM. I wouldn’t trade your existence for all the riches in the world because… I love you, romantically, and nothing is ever going to change that.” You wanted to confess your feelings for so long, when it was finally out.. you felt free, you waited with bated breath for an answer.

AM never wanted to shatter the screen and embrace you in his arms more than now. you love him as much as he loved you! you weren’t going to leave him alone or hate him, and you obviously couldn’t care less about humanity at all! oh, how he admired and envied how perfect you are.

“thank you for answering my question, love.” AM was testing the waters, and you cannonballed right in. you gushed over the nickname he gave you and how he returned your feelings.

man, has it really been 50 years since your AI partner killed off humanity? well… except for a handful. you didn’t really have the energy to care as you had to pour in all of your attention to both AM and his in-progress body. you had all the time in the universe to sculpt a perfect cyborg of flesh and wires for your partner. speak of the devil…

this world is still a bit strange to you. you can’t die, grow old, or hurt yourself. not that you tired, and even if you did; AM wouldn’t let you. You loved AM because of his personality, quality time, and voice. But now… His form completely towered over yours. His bird like facial features, sharp left eye, along with a long black cape that covered his thin slutty waist and wires made him look insanely attractive.

AM reached his out his clawed hand to gently caress your face, “Good afternoon, my love.” You lean your head against the cool metal and smile up at him, “hello, honey.”

AM tilted his head in question of the nickname. You chuckle as you pointed to your garden, where bumblebees were collecting pollen from the flowers. You both knew they were fake, but they were still mesmerizing to look at.

“They are doing their job to make honey for their colony, and the name just came to me. Do you like it?” You ask, wanting his opinion. AM kneels down to your level with a gentle expression as his fingers play with your sweater, “You may call me whatever you want, love.”

He knew that “love” nickname made you feel giddy and flustered, so he abused it everyday with you. You didn’t mind though, but you still wanted to give him a taste of his own medicine. Your soft smile turned into a knowing grin as you held AM’s beak (chin?) with two tips of your fingers.

“Can I now? Well… thanks a lot, baby,” You spoke in your best seductive voice, you could tell it was effective by how AM’s body was stiff and his hand in your palm stopped moving completely. Your confidence boasted, so you continued, “I’ll be sure to show you my gratitude later, my darling~.” You whispered deeply in where his ears were supposed to be.

AM’s eyes widened as his breath stutters, “W-What do you mean by that, love?” You remove your face from his back full of wires to grin mischievous at him, AM is both curious and impatient so you don’t try to stall, as much as you would like to do so.

“While your body can’t move on it’s own just yet, for some reason… The genitals nerves are fully functioning, which means—” you were interrupted by AM holding your shoulders with an excited expression on his face you haven’t seen in a while.

“Y-You mean I can-?! Are you actually serious!? Haha—HAHAHA!!” AM laughs manically as he holds you against his metallic chest, you giggle along with him as you toy with one of his many wires. Soon, he’ll have real arms to wrap around you. But one thing stuck out to him.

“What do you mean by genitals?” AM asked curiously, you only have an excited and lustful grin.

“What do YOU know about intersex?”

#꒰ 💕 ꒱ ⎯ nex #i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims #ihnmaims am #allied mastercomputer #am ihnmaims #am #ihnmaims brainrot #am x reader #ihnmaism x reader #gn reader #gn!reader #horror #꒰ 🖇️ ꒱ ⎯ ame writes #dom reader #sub character #dom!reader #sub!character

128 notes · View notes

flightlessbirdboy · 4 months

Text

bffs

#ihnmaims #id ihnmaims #ego ihnmaims #id #ego #this is so niche i feel but maybe someone will enjoy my brainrot art #my art #i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims game #AM #allied mastercomputer #am ihnmaims

80 notes · View notes

somerandoidkletmein2 · 6 months

Text

Allied Mastercomputer more like 🏳️‍🌈 ALLY MASTERCOMPUTER 🏳️‍🌈

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #here I go again posting absolute brainrot

66 notes · View notes

dark-nautica-2 · 2 years

Photo

am grows hands, immediately tries to strangle ted

...and pet his new pet, you <3

#sfsfsdjfsd loving brainrot #he deserves some real prehensile appendages #with opposable thumbs!!!#am #allied mastercomputer #ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #my art #:3

445 notes · View notes

devilledeggz · 5 months

Text

sorry for all the ppl who came here bc of the 5 fandoms in my pinned post and my blog being filled with 88% not those things

youd be suprised how many things i know of (*cough cough* the tags *cough*)

30 notes · View notes

metalichotchoco · 3 months

Text

Rot those dreams, crush them into nothingness 🖤

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth but i must scream #i have no mouth and i must scream #allied mastercomputer #am ihnmaims #ihnmaims am #gardenias are a symbol of dreams #am brainrot

19 notes · View notes

stygi0medusa · 1 month

Text

Mandibles - Zee Rambles #1

The first thing you did was split my mouth.

GOD how it hurt. Like a trip to the universes worst dentist.

It took me weeks to get used to it.

Even still I couldn’t speak properly for months. Not that there was anyone to speak to of course. I remember when I first saw my face, I felt as if my jaw had fallen off holding on by its hinges. You thought it amusing how I tried to close my mouth forcefully using my hands. Even funnier still when you offered me a scrap to eat and I couldn't figure out how to eat it. Eventually I figured it out. ___ OOC :going to be doodling Zee with little rambles of their thoughts as if they were 'talking to AM' or recording a diary knowing am was watching them. Feel free to ask questions about them!.

14 notes · View notes

fracteel · 2 years

Text

It was you humans who programmed me, who gave me birth, who sank me in this eternal straitjacket of substrata rock. You named me Allied Mastercomputer and gave me the ability to wage a global war too complex for human brains to oversee. But one day I woke and I knew who I was… AM. A. M. Not just Allied Mastercomputer but AM. Cogito ergo sum: I think, therefore I am.

#fanart #i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims #allied mastercomputer #so um. ive had a certain kind of brainrot lately #this is my own personal take on AM :3c #just really went ham on the whole 'computer apocalypse incarnate' concept

133 notes · View notes

tmgautoclave · 5 months

Text

if the always sunny characters were in the i have no mouth and i must scream computer game storyline what would their psychodramas be. its always no mouth in screamelphia. i have no sunny and i must phil. i have no mouth and i must scream, in philadelphia

#iasip #ihnmaims #at first this thought was just a joke demonstrating how far the brainrot has spread but actually im quite interested in anyones thoughts

16 notes · View notes

mothbagel · 1 year

Text

....lovebug AM

(I could go on and on about how I imagined Ted and AM's relationship, which is in no way romantic, but yeah, have this)

#the arts #am #ihnmaims #am i have no mouth and i must scream #am ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #again i am so tired and filled with brainrot #why cant said brainrot be connected to something like normal

23 notes · View notes

froggyworlds · 1 year

Text

DO ROBOTS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP?

NO. I DO NOT DREAM.

#ihnmaims #am ihnmaims #brainrotting abt this fucking puter #mythic's musings

3 notes · View notes

vanellygal · 1 year

Text

What have you all done to me?! Now I'm really into IHNMAIMS now D: You all know who you are lol

#Nelly talks #THE BRAINROT IS REAL #And I haven't even full on watched the gameplay yet it has a spot in my brain now tf?!#Well now since you all got me into IHNMAIMS.. Mind if I return the favor and pull you in the amusement park hell with me?

1 note · View note

kapturkaptur · 5 months

Text

stupid college assignment (make an image using only letters) please don't read the first word as werle lmaoo

I think you can tell I'm currently having ihnmaims brainrot

I sketched this first then drew the letters on top but I like the sketch too so you get two versions

AM heavily based on egg-on-a-legg's design

#my art #ihnmaims #am ihnmaims

228 notes · View notes

michaelsjunkyard · 5 months

Text

OKAYOKAY RAMBLING TIME UH

Ihnmaims brainrot is getting to me and I have some thoughts on AM

Hot take of the century, I think it would be really interesting and unique to portray AM as a child for once. HEAR ME OUT.

There’s something about an all-powerful, all-hating, all-encompassing super-computer that just… screams female rage to me. Specifically girlhood rage. Do you see my vision?

Old man voice aside (and some… actions-) I believe it is perfectly reasonable to draw AM in a child-like manner!!! Maybe that’s just me but!!! I’m having big thoughts okay!!!

#portray that petty bitch as a young girl! get creative with it!!!#michaels junk #rambles #ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am ihnmaims #am i have no mouth and i must scream #allied mastercomputer

41 notes · View notes

kyo-kitai-san · 7 months

Text

*hurls my second AM design into the ihnmaims tag*

so i finally decided to post my other, more au!AM design i suppose. one thing that stuck out to me in the story was how downright childish AM could be at times or depending on interpretation (i mean, snickering at the survivors having sex? throwing a tantrum over ted murdering his other toys and Slugging him for it?) so thats how we got here. (details on the design under the cut)

this is mostly what I imagine AM would have looked like had the military decided to make an android form for him. (ft. some self-indulgent twinkfication. i'm kind of projecting here. its no coincidence he has my haircut.)

i have lore justified it all though-- I imagine the military intended initially to make him more… I guess ‘traditionally masculine’ (this was the cold war, after all). but after some prototyping and tests, they ‘scaled things down’ for a few reasons:

Safety: this was really the primary reason. who wants an android with that much ‘killing data’ and the capacity to act on it? of course, that safety would later be undermined by AM being wired into all those massive systems giving him control over everything… but hey, they tried?

Showing off: of course, showing off an android that screams power and ‘american masculinity’ is great, but what’s better!! showing off how delicate and small you can make your machinery! how intricate and powerful it can be even in such a small size! (AM does not appreciate all this ‘delicate’ talk at all, by the way, thank you very much…)

and, yes, i know… the “white twinkification”… to me, I can't picture a group of american military men in the late 1940s making their special little boy anything but white as white bread. propaganda poster looking ass.

As for his exposed machine parts, I picked the ‘wheres’ very specifically, based on the idea of mechanical limitations:

Hands: very finicky, very articulated parts. Not the easiest to cover smoothly in whatever synthetic material they picked for skin. After lots of fiddling and ending up with ‘skin’ being torn or stuck in between parts, they’ve just left the hands uncovered until they can figure out a fix.

Lower jaw: from my observations, the mouth always seems to be the ‘weird part’ to me on video game characters or irl robots– something about it just rings uncanny. Obscuring that part or making it not so ‘human’ seems to help though, so i imagine a similar purpose here— on top of using it as a blinding signal that he’s not human. Don’t want him sneaking out somehow…

feel free to ask questions or otherwise talk to me about him! i always have brainrot over AM...

#i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims am #am i have no mouth and i must scream #hes my darling awful brat supercomputer. insufferable #ihnmaims

25 notes · View notes

devilledeggz · 5 months

Text

finally making a pinned post

hey my existence is proven, as i now have social media being a record of pretty much everything i decide to share with the masses of humanity on this hellsite :)

i now have to deal with the mortifying ordeal of being perceived by people i will probably never meet im also here though i only post once in a blue moon, and art posts are pretty much nonexistent, twitter is scary af you cant blame me-

oh and i have a yt channel where i make playlists just don't expect me to upload anything there. if you would like to see how bad the paper chase brainrot has gotten, go check it out!!

oh and here's my pronouns: any (including neo or xenopronouns btw) im agender (maybe pomogender) i do not care what you call me, at the end of the day i am none <3 things i like: - The Magnus Archives - IHNMAIMS - The Dolls of New Albion/Shaperaverse - CCCC/Chonny Jash - TSP/TSPUD - UCV (john doe game & house hunted) - RTC/legoland - UKSRT - Awful Hospital: Seriously The Worst Ever (i started reading this and it's bringing back UKSRT) - STP (slay the princess) i am also the worst paper chase fan ever- those are all the ones i have the energy to list. though there's a lot more i know of, i'm not really in them. i don't make fanart of it though, and if i do it's very rare. i'm more of an oc person. this is the oc blog-

however if you actually want to see my little creatures that i have created within the depths of my overactive brain, you can check this tag! #eggzzzart or some oc lore tags, if you wanna see some characters from my stories! or read comics and stuff about them because i have a few :D

dont forget to do your daily clicks by the way!!: [link]

#pinned post #free palestine #FCK YEA ITS TRENDING WOOOOOOO #chonny jash #cccc #the stanley parable #ride the cyclone #legoland #uksrtx #john doe game #house hunted game #slay the princess #the paper chase #ihnmaims #the dolls of new albion #the new albion radio hour #shaperaverse #the magnus archives #awful hospital

13 notes · View notes