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Nami knew jack shit about Sanji's involvement with these people or an engagement. But it couldn't be good.
"You cheating whore!" she screeched, startling everyone present. "Did our vows mean nothing to you? All this time, you've been screwing some other woman on the side, is that it?"
Bege and his lackey glanced at each other nervously. "Vows?"
"Yeah! That'll be expensive as fuck to anull now, that we're on the wrong side of the world government! Didn't think of that, did you? Release me so I can beat the crap out of him."
She didn't think they'd actually do it.
She'd likely be dead if she hadn't chosen today to wear a new ring she'd picked up in Dressrosa. Even now, things don't look good.
She chucked it at Sanji, along with some cuss words for good measure. Thankfully, his nosebleeds decided to make themselves useful for a change.
"But, what about our son?"
She might have to marry Sanji for real once this is all over. None of the others would have caught on.
"What about him? He'll be too young to ever remember his bitch of a father!"
Nobody could hear Bege backing away over the yelling.
#fandom post#one piece#There's no way thats how it works canonically but rule of funny#drabble#nami#cat burglar nami#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#sanji and nami#sanami#if you want it to be
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A promise
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alastor showing up at the very end and ruining husk's entire day by not being dead like:
#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel spoilers#alastor#alastor the radio demon#husk#hazbin hotel husk#radiohusk#if you want it to be#hazbin spoilers
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winter strolls through the hermitcraft server 🫡🫡🫡
#im gonna work on some secret life art next !! frfr#mostly mumbo#probs only mumbo#lol#hermitcraft#mumbo jumbo#grian#hermitcraft s9#hermitcraft fanart#hc mumbo#hc grian#waffle duo#mumbo jumbo fanart#mumbo jumbo hermitcraft#grian hermitcraft#grian and mumbo#hermitcraft grian#grumbo#possibly#if you want it to be#my art#mcyt#mcytblr#mcyt fanart
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H3Y GU3SS WH4T
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“Weird top surgery scars you got there”
“Oh actually that’s from the time my bestie got so horny he tried to kill me :)”
#leo says shit#star trek tos#jim kirk#spock#pon farr#james t kirk#spirk#if you want it to be#whether he's a cis man and an ally or if he's trans and got keyhole surgery in this post is up to you to decide
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Man most built for hugging assembles friend group most in need of hugs.
(I was trying to draw those sticker designs and this happened instead. Maybe a cropped version would make a good sticker?)
ko-fi
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I'm doodling them while I watch the series and get inspired in the meantime.
Did I already said Cole?
#ninjago#lego ninjago#cole brookstone#kai smith#zane julien#glaciershipping#if you want it to be#my art#Jay had a great arc in skybound#i'm always a bit reluctant when romances are in the foreground of plot but#he was cute and so fucking stupid at the same time#hands of time now and I'm so SO happy Cole is back to normal#even if they did not explain HOW he's back to normal ?????
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Subjecting you guys to more dungeon meshi art
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#marcille donato#laios touden#senshi of izganda#chilchuck#laios#marcille#rem draws#chilaios#if you want it to be
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TRIGUN BASEBALL AU DOODLES
#trigun#trigun maximum#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#milly thompson#vashwood#if you want it to be#IDK LIKE IWAS JUST THINKIN ABT THE SONG YOU KNO and thought it was so funny. the visuals. u kno?#imma not think abt it too hard lest i realize its not funny JDFHSJFHASF#... i dont dance...... anyone? anyone?
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Kinda unfair that he looks good in everything 🃏❤️
#persona 5#akira kurusu#ren amamiya#ryuji sakamoto#haru okumura#ann takamaki#ca3 art#kinda old-ish drawing at least the first one but i decided to finish the second drawing lol#pegoryu#if you want it to be#persona 5 royal
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Based on:
#Jake English#Erisolsprite#Dirk Strider#Dirk has trailcams he watches his friends with and passively listens to them like they’re a sitcom he’s seen before or something#weird boy behaviour fr#DirkJake#if you want it to be#Erisolsprite and Jake’s dynamic is so funny imo#I tried to base Erisolsprite’s tail and ears off an electric eel but idk if it shows#but this was becoming not fun to draw anymore so I decided to post it#Jake has a stupid lil moustache <3#idk who the two guys from the original meme are btw let me know if you know ig#Homestuck#cw cigarette#cw stalking
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be mine ✂️
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One piece scribbles
#still working on my colors n my expressive lines. I think it’s. getting there#one piece#nico robin#cyborg franky#cat burglar nami#frobin#if you want it to be#fanart#myart#doodle time 😎
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Obsessed with this actually. We know gumshoe doesn’t know the details of dl6 because edgeworth asked him not to dig up his past, which he respected, yet from the snippets he knows (and the fact that he knows this stuff at all already says a lot about the trust edgeworth has in him and their relationship) he’s deduced… edgeworth’s big main psychological issues basically. I mean he got it in one there. Gumshoe is a himbo extraordinaire, but damn he’s emotionally intelligent. He really understands people. And boy does he understand and love edgeworth
#I’m not okay#ace attorney#turnabout goodbyes#dick gumshoe#miles edgeworth#gumworth#if you want it to be#general my post tag
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Seconding the request for Nanami or Nanami/Gojo!
Or Sekuna
Saw this picture on twitter and couldn't unsee it
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#fushiguro megumi#megumi#megumi fushiguro#ryoumen sukuna#sukuna#sukufushi#if you want it to be#jjk fanart#requests#castielcouldbeasecretdentist#digital art
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