imagine darling and apple have been dating for three months and are like kissing in apples dorm. then maddie and raven walk in.
all four of them just stare at each other for a moment and then maddie literally screams and ran out of the room, running down the hallway, screaming, “DARLING AND APPLE ARE CANON PEOPLE. WE HAVE WON.” then the camera pans back to raven saying, “y’all are really cute together!” while running down the hallway after maddie.
and darling and apple are just sitting there like what.
fic inspired by this can be found here <3
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So I said previously Dean’s stepdad is Filipino and Dean grow up with Filipino cultural. He considered himself culturally half Filipino. Like he visiting the Philippines, every few years to visit his extended family. 
After marrying Parvati the two actually lived in the Philippines for a few years. Dean loved it so much, he wanted to raise his kids there. Parvati not so much, it was nothing against the country is that she hated being on a different continent, then her twin.
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my opinion is that zhongli and neuvilette had a disastrous relationship and the worst breakup ever but childe doesnt know that, he was just happy to introduce them because theyre both dragons
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Jedi Chat
Qui-Gon: WE NEED TO HAVE A LINEAGE MEETING!!!!
Dooku: Why? Did you upset another queen?
Qui-Gon: No!
Rael: He’s probably got one pregnant tho I’ve been waiting for him to bring me a niece or nephew for years.
Komari: Can we make this fast, I’m trying to bathe Xanatos’s spawn.
Xanatos: IM IN A MEETING I DONT HAVE TIME TO TRY AND PUT ANGRY FORCE SENSITIVE BABIES IN A TUB
Xanatos: THANK YOU FOR BABYSITTING KOKO
Komari: Yeah, whatever.
Qui-Gon: I am having a crisis here!!!
Dooku: *sigh* What’s wrong this time, Qui-Gon?
Qui-Gon: OBI WAN HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!
Xanatos: wtf
Komari: but he’s only like two years old??????? He’s an infant??? He’s still in the womb this isn’t allowed????
Dooku: He’s fifteen, padawan, he can have a boyfriend if he wants.
Qui-Gon: NO HE CANNOT!!! He’s my baby!!
Rael: lmaoooo who’s the bf?
Qui-Gon: Quinlan Vos.
Dooku: nvm, you are right to panic. Si just got a vision of their first child and he’s a menace. All their worst in one baby. Wait… Si just said that’s just their first baby and they won’t be born for at least 5 years. Worst of luck to you all.
Qui-Gon: NO YOURE SUPPOSED TO REASSURE ME MASTER!!!
Dooku: Can’t. Bringing my husband to the healers he said that vision hurt.
Rael: Awww, it’ll be okay, Qui, Obi-Wan has at least five more years before he’s thrust into parenthood.
Qui-Gon: this meeting has been so unhelpful I hate you all.
Komari: listen, it might be a bit early to say this. But. I’m not free to babysit that weekend. This applies to all of them.
Xanatos: that’s fair. Komari is my babysitter, I’m the one with blackmail on her.
Komari: :/
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@jonmartinweek Day 5 - cryptids | webs & weaving
when i saw the prompt webs & weaving i immediately thought about web!martin weaving spiderweb into jon's hair -- unbeknownst to jon who is just too blissed out by getting his hair touched, and apparently too asleep to notice his boyfriend has four hands (and also the, uh, spiders). the progression of gray in his hair is just subtle enough that jon can't make the connection which is perfect for martin who needs to keep track of him
bonus:
[START ID: Two drawings in purple hues of Jon and Web!Martin from a Web AU of The Magnus Archives. Jon is a thin Persian man with medium length, curly dark hair and a beard, all hair streaked with gray. Martin is a fat mixed Polish/Korean man with shaggy dark hair, a streak of white in one of his bangs, and several beauty marks on his skin. 1st image: Jon lays asleep on top of Martin's chest, his head nuzzled into the crook of Martin's neck. One hand is curled to his chest and the other rests behind Martin's head. He smiles blissfully, feeling perfectly safe while asleep. Martin looks down at Jon with a smile, one eye a bright magenta with a slit pupil. The other side of his face is obscured by Jon's head and shadow. One of Martin's hands holds Jon's hand on his chest, the other draped around Jon's low back. His other two hands have spiderweb wrapped around his fingers, the fingertips pointed into sharp claws. One is close to the nape of Jon's neck, the other held above Jon's head, both with shining white web pulled and connected to the greys in Jon's hair. Jon's hair lifts slightly in the back with the pull of the webbing, other parts curled around Martin's fingers. Several spiders crawl around Martin's skin, notably one across his cheek. Martin says in multiple speech bubbles, "Jon...Jon? Are you asleep? There's spiders in your hair...I'll take that as a yes" with a heart at the end. 2nd image: A simpler drawing, Jon looks into a mirror aghast at the amount of white in his hair, three exclamation points by his head. His arms hover around his hair, and he frustratedly shouts, "Where do all these grey hairs keep coming from?!!". An arrow points to a small drawing of Martin's head, looking to the side with a W smirk, now with eight eyes, says, "I dunno...hehe". End ID.]
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