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ooiilllllllspiiilllllll · 3 years

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Favorite Bob's Burgers Valentines day Episodes

I love reading nonsensical listicles so here is mine in honor of the newest valentines day episode!!

list from least favorite to favorite. I think i got all the valentines day episodes lmk if i missed any

**Some plot spoilers for the episodes i list. Beware especially if you haven't seen the new episode.

7: Bed, Bob, and Beyond s9ep13 I have no strong opinions about this episode that's why it's last on my list. it's fine but for me it's not very interesting but it's still a nice episode to have on in the background.

6: My fuzzy Valentine s3ep13

This is a cute episode. I love the "buckle it up" song it's my favorite. I sing it all the time when i'm running errands. I don't love Linda in this episode. I get a lot of second hand anxiety when Linda steals Basco's gun. Other than that it's cute but there are definitely better valentine's day episodes imo.

5: Can't buy me math s5ep11

for me this is a pretty good episode. pros: love daryl's song what a banger, "it's the romance of the century and it has nothing to do with yogurt" (idk why i love that quote so much), and my favorite part is Linda and Bob's advent calendar plot. I find it so cute and funny. the stripping scene is the best part of the episode. My only con is the second hand embarrassment i get from Tina when she admits it's all fake. I just skip that part when i'm rewatching.

4: Gene and Courtney Show s6ep7

I love when will forte voice acts in BB. I love the drama of all the teachers it's ridiculous and extra and i love it. I really love Courtney's development as a character in BB. i'm glad she's friends with gene in this and later episodes. Idk why but i like her presence. Gene and Courtney were really cute in this ep. Tina and Louise's plot was fun but not my favorite B plot. Bob and teddy are cute but i hate when bob has to spend a lot of money it stresses me out. gene's song at the end is the highlight. I tear up every-time "your heart's not broken it's only growing" like i love that

3: Romancing the beef s11ep11

i really liked this new episode. Maybe it's so high on the list because it's new idk. I just love episodes where the belcher's get a win. I thought jimmy pesto's exclamation of pride was really nice. I feel like in the last few episodes we are seeing that he really does think highly of bob and he wants him to succeed he's just a dick about it. I saw a headcannon where jimmy and bob teamed up and became really successful because jimmy is pretty good at business and bob is a great cook and i'm so into it. Tina's subplot was alright but i really loved the text she got. i don't love jj but i do like their nice moments together.

2: V for Valentine-detta s8ep8

I love this episode it's so cute. I love Nat as a character i'm so glad she's in other eps. I definitely wanna be Louise in her face makeup one halloween . there were no cons for me. i'm not a huge jimmy J and tina shipper so i didn't mind that he was a dick in this ep. i love linda and tina especially when linda says, "i'm not giving up tina" it's such a tender moment. I love quality bob and gene time and i got that in this episode. highlight of the ep was when bob tries to carry tina to her room. Never fails to crack me up.

1: Bob Actually s7ep9

classic bob's episode. this is one of my favorite episodes of all time. i just loved the vibe. the opening scene with the "stupid cupid" song creates such a valentines day vibe. I like how almost every character has their own little valentines day plot. there are just so many good things for me about this episode. por ejemplo, gene's fantasty life when he eats the chocolate, bob and teddy in a hip hop class, the roller skate dude and the mermaid girl, and of course Rudy and Louise. I'm not a huge Rudy and Louise shipper but they were really cute in this episode. i just love their dynamic Rudy is amazing i want him in every episode. even tina and jimmy junior were cute. like i said i just enjoy their nice moments together even if i like zeke more. oh tina's diarrhea walk was hilarious and too relatable. i have 100% done that no shame tina.

Sorry if my explanations are chaotic. I haven't written anything in a whiillle. If anyone sees this let me know your fav v day episodes or if you agree or disagree with my list.

#bobs burgers #bob’s burgers #bobsburgers #bob's burgers valentines day #bob's burgers spoilers #rudy x louise #louise x rudy #tina x jimmy jr #bob x linda #bob x teddy #bob belcher #tina belcher #louise belcher #gene belcher #listicles #jimmy junior

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fragile-heartt · 3 years

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omg hello all. @divine-mistake tagged me in a cute lil questionnaire that I thought I might do because why not?

1. why did you choose your url?

Well. I guess I'm a super emotional person and a lot of the time I feel kinda fragile emotionally? Like I will break into tears pretty easily over a lot of stuff. So. yeah. I've got a fragile little heart. that is me. But I'm thinking of changing it having it convey how I am completely unhinged, sexy as hell, and also sleepy as a motherfucker. So if anyone has any ideas on a username that would embody all that, lmk please.

2. any side blogs?

HAHAHAHAHAHA nope. All my chaos is right here, in this wonderful little blog.

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

ohhhhhhh boy. I was first on tumblr in 2012? I think I started this one though in 2014 though because I let a boy I dated follow me on my old one and I couldn't figure out how to block him bc I was only ever on mobile and it was just a mess. I also didn't know how to delete my blog so it's still out there. lmaooo. so I just made a new one and here we are. So I've been here for a long, long time.

4. do you have a queue tag?

#queue queue queue

but it is important that you know to say it like the star wars blasters sound effects, like a good pew pew pew

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

Tbh I don't know. I must have heard about it, seen people post tumblr posts on instagram or twitter or something, and then decided to make my own account on here? idk idk.

6. why did you choose your icon?

so it is a picture of me that one of my exes took that I think is kinda nice and doesn't have my face in it bc wooo boy I'm self conscious. and also if anyone i know in real life found my blog i think i would die. i should probably find another icon tbh this one is too obviously me lmao

7. why did you choose your header?

i am a slut for space. i love stars and shit. pluto is my main bitch tho. i love her. so maybe i'll change it to pluto? not sure.

8. what's your post with the most notes?

it is my pinned post, and coincidentally the first ever original post i ever made on this website. and i only made it two months ago! it already has a whole 7 notes so watch out world, big things will be happening here at fragile-heartt

9. how many mutuals do you have?

I actually have no idea. I only talk to a few, but I cherish each and every one of you

10. how many followers do you have?

472, but I'm pretty sure a solid amount are bots? idk

11. how many people do you follow?

591 and growing every day HAHAHA I think I've only unfollowed a few people since 2014? So this is 7 years worth of follows

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

not in the technical term, i don't think? actually maybe? but probably not. i think i've only made like... 5 posts total ever. so

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

uhhhhh anywhere from i forget about it for a week to a solid 7-10 hours in a day? I read a lot at night and I've got insomnia so sometimes I'm just reading from 11pm to 6am plus all my scrolling during the day

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

I've only really started interacting with people on tumblr the past two or so months? So no. And I would never want to, anyway. I left my internet drama days behind me once I graduated high school.

15. how do you feel about "you need to reblog this" posts?

I have blocked them from my memory. When I see them, no I didn't. I seriously cannot even remember the last one I came across or what they even really are about? Like is it trying to raise awareness for a social justice issue/current event and stuff like that? I seriously don't know.

16. do you like tag games?

yes omg. please tag me in things. I love interacting with all you guys

17. do you like ask games?

again. I love any interaction. i have never played an ask game? like i've never been able to host one and have people send me asks. but i love sending people asks for ask games! always a fun time

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? bro idk. tumblr fame seems like such a strange concept to me. They all deserve to have lots of followers though, and lots of interaction on their posts and stuff bc they're all amazing and talented and I love them all

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

OMG DO I. I've got the biggest crush on all my writer mutuals. YOURE ALL SO TALENTED I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH AHHHH MY HEART IS SO FULL WITH ALL OF MY LOVE FOR YOU GUYS. I would smooch each and every one of you

20. no pressure tags:

@loving-bucky-is-easier @mallowswriting @waytoomanyships @werepup-sweetwolf @steppedoffaflight and anyone else that wants to bc why not. i would tag a bunch more people but i am nervous! do all you guys like me? do you still remember you follow me? idk idk! I am an anxious mess hsdfbhsdbfhb

ANYWAY if you're reading this and you made it through all this nonsense, I love you. you're the best.

#tag game #i was tagged!#about me

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bitchsexuality · 5 years

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@animaliae

ok first off i’m sorry i took so long to reply!! i’ve been busy in the most tedious way possible so my brain’s not exactly my best friend right now. second off: THANK U SO MUCH these were so fun to answer!!

i’m putting all of these in the same post because i started talking and i could not Shut The Up, and i think one atrociously long post is better than four long posts when it comes to like, scrollability. scrollpastability? scroll-Something. and putting it under a readmore too for the same reasons

SO, from top to bottom:

weirdest character idea for D-N-D:

it’s an idea i’ve already had because i can’t come up with anything right now dksjfgbd, but

once i made a druid for a D//N/D-based CRPG who only cast spells when they gave him something edible (in theory ofc, the game didn’t let me eat my summoned bears... thankfully...), so i ended up with nothing but goodberries and several animal summoning spells. then i proceeded to cheat my way through the game, which defeated the point sdfgsd, but it was still fun concept-wise

also made me spend too much time wondering if the entangle spell’s vines could be eaten. i mean you can’t eat the WHOLE thing but maybe you could like, munch on it a little, or try to slurp it up like a noodle. it wouldn’t be tasty, it wouldn’t be easy, and it most definitely would not be healthy, but it’s like. the principle of the thing

if ur asking yourself WHY i did that… well there aren’t THAT many D/ND-based CRPGS out there and i’d already played that one —several times, in fact— so i wanted to try something different :0

i mean it’s not THAT weird tbh, but he’s the only OC i can think of right now that soooooort of fits? and my brain is like, a tundra of creativity at the moment. a deep tar pool that absorbs all inspiration and drags it, kicking and screaming, to its viscous doom. well you get the idea. or i hope you do because i sure fucking don’t

ideal ending for one of my characters:

hmmmm for like, original fiction characters i more or less have all their endings planned out? most of them ARE ideal because i am fully in control of their destinies and i am also a softhearted lidle bich who prefers stories with relatively uplifting/happy endings. or tbh even the ones that aren’t technically happy are still ideal in terms of character arcs, development, etc

(i might be giving myself way too much credit there though skdjgbdksjfg)

and —though this is super unlikely and mostly just me deceiving myself at this point— i do want to publish what i’m working on rn, so talking about endings would be a spoiler for something that does not exist and probably never will outside of my idiot fool head. so i’m gonna talk about an old OC that i’m not doing anything with anymore!

her name was elina and her entire deal was that she came from a family of very powerful witches who owned a, uh, i guess you could call it an archive? or a library?? idk, it was just an ABSURDLY large collection of magic-related books, and it pretty much contained all known arcane knowledge (though come think of it, “all known arcane knowledge” can’t have been THAT much because the archive was just one room. a huge fucking monster of a room yeah but like. still just One)

so anyway, her family members were very dutiful + responsible when it came to the archivelibraryroom thing, but they were also too traditional for her tastes? like they didn’t bother practicing/using magic, or experimenting, or looking for anything outside of books; they only cared about written things, and even then they did nothing but get the Very Important Books, put them in the archivelibraryroom and forget about them completely

then elina ran into a group of other magic-users who were investigating a weird phenomenon in her hometown, and she asked her family about it, but they essentially were like “oh if it doesn’t affect the books we don’t care lol anyway it’s your turn to clean the archivelibrary now”

but yeah i’m sure y’all can tell where this is going kjdfgbd elina was the typical YA protag in that she was super rebellious, so she turned her back on her family and left her house to help the group of inconveniently yet stereotypically teenage magic-users, made friends, learned about magic, blah blah blah

the issue is that i never gave that story an ending? like the closest thing to it was a vague “uhhhh elina goes back home to find the archivelibrary is burning down and pulls some kind of mysterious water magic out of her ass to save it; then her family apologizes, they begin to respect her and she stays with them to keep caring for the archivelibrary, But With A Progressive Twist”

the issue was that after writing around two chapters i realized i didn’t actually Have a plot, so i didn’t know what story that ending would be... ending... and since i couldn’t think of anything + i wasn’t THAT attached to the characters anyway i just gave up on it

but now that i’m thinking of it again, just for the sake of ending the Story That Never Was, i feel like making her earn the respect of her family just because she saved the books + proved she actually cares about that too is, idk, shallow? out of character?

because she believed that her family’s fixation on history + Neatly Documented stuff was holding them back and making things worse for everyone. she left her home behind because her ideals re.: magic —that it should grow and change to fit the context + people’s needs, and not the other way around— were so strong

OOF THIS IS GETTING SO FUCKING LONG KSDJGB i’m just gonna stop here and say: elina’s new ideal ending is pretty much that while she ends up in friendly terms with her family —because, in spite of their fundamental disagreements, they never hurt her— she doesn’t go back home and chooses to travel around the world instead, helping people in whichever way possible and freely sharing her knowledge with anyone who’s willing to listen and, at the same time, learning from them

i mean, the concept’s not too original ksjdbg just something i thought of super quick, and that’s just a half-assed attempt at closure for an OC i made when i was like… 9

headcanons about my favs:

ok this one’s hard because i’m not into any like… fandom things right now? i haven’t found anything that rly interests me or that i could see myself being passionate about, which sucks because i do kinda miss being into stuff with Established Content :(

so i’ve been focusing on my OCs + original stories and such. and i’m not sure if OC headcanons count as headcanons because i control canon so technically everything i come up with IS canon. then again it’s headcanon too because it’s a canon from my head because that’s where ideas come from. okay wait i’m not making any cents here x

but uhh knowing me i might think of something right after publishing this, so if that happens i’ll come back and edit this post :0

also just saying but if any of y’all know of something i could get into then lmk, i’m open to suggestions! preferably free stuff though... i’m beset by capitalisms

a favorite scene that i loved:

i can’t remember any in particular right now, either from my #content or somebody else’s SDFKJGBDF god my mind 😔 well i mean i’m gonna be a little bit full of meself and say that i’ve written things that i really like, especially imagery-wise, but i Also want to publish those someday… like i’ve also written original/OC-related stuff that i don’t plan on publishing, but i’m not THAT proud of them tbh :/

i was —emphasis on was— trying to write a short story about jasna (one of my D-N/D OCs, a cleric of oghma) that never really went anywhere, but i did post a snippet on my OC blog, and that’s what i hate the least out of all my recent attempts at writing? so i’m just gonna put it here again ig sdfgs (not actually linking to the OC blog post because it’s kind of a mess rn, i need to fix the theme + clean it up a bit)

if you got this far and read all of this nonsensical verbal monster: i love u with all my heart and i would legitimately die for u.

#otherworldly whispers #hope it's OK that i'm mentioning u btw!!!#just so u know i wasn't like. ignoring you or anything dsfkgsd #also if i'd answered the question directly it'd have shown up in ur activity feed anyway right? so technically it's the same #... i think...#long post #im talking a LONG ass fucking post that's not a joke or an exaggeration this bitch is LONG #text heavy #food ment - . / (Kind of? not really????)#family ment - . /#fire ment - . /#again kind of not really #ask me to tag - . /#bc im not sure how else to tag this skjdfb

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mygwithluv · 5 years

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Get To Know Me

as always thank you for tagging me @joonieblossoms !!

Birth year: 96 line whats up

Star sign: libra sun + rising, cancer moon

Height: i say 5′5 but im a tad shorter

Put your playlist on shuffle and list the first 4 songs:

shiver- maroon 5

moment’s silence - hozier

queen & crowns - jae jin

seoul- rm

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 23, what is line 17?

i have two books equally close to me on my bed rn

“In the sixteenth and early seventeenth centuries Manila became a center.....”- the making of asian america by erica lee

“ ‘Wanna double-date Sunday?’ he asked me just after we met. ‘My......” - norwegian wood by murakami

Ever had a song or poem written about you? - like silly little middle school songs mainly bc its fairly easy to rhyme things with my last name lol

When was the last time you played air guitar? - rn as i was trying to recall the last time i did via muscle memory . prior to this idk

Celebrity Crushes? - bts, hwang minhyun, niall, shawn mendes, dylan obrien, chris hemsworth

What’s a sound you hate? Love? - i really fucking hate the clinking of silverware

hmmmmmm what i love other then music. the ocean? laughter? not particularly a sound person honestly

Do you believe in ghosts? - theoretically no? like using my rational brain im like nah? but paranoid me is constantly like ‘oh fuck its a ghost’ so i guess i do

Do you believe in aliens? - absolutely somewhere out there has to have another form of life whether it be microorganisms or like way more intelligent life than us, its out there.

Do you drive? If so, have you crashed? - Yeah but i hate driving. never crashed tho. gonna cross my fingers and hope i dont crash tomorrow tryna get to/from work with this freeze watch nonsense tho

Last book you read? - finished: the best we could do by thi bui which made me tear up a lot causing me to get weird looks for other barnes and noble patrons lol; currently very slowly reading the two mentioned above^^

Do you like the smell of gasoline? - concerningly love it

Last movie you’ve seen? - your name, my current movie to fall asleep to since ive watched it too many times also just an a+ soundtrack to fall asleep to

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? - luckily ive never really had any

Do you have any obsessions right now? - i guess wanna one. im currently binging all of their content again bc i miss them already

Do you tend to hold grudges? - i think i do but like because i dont want to be a person who hold grudges i dont like act on them and instead pretend to forget about them lol

In a relationship? - hardly

I’ll actually tag people this time around bc your girl is tryna put herself out there and stuff so hello everyone who’s new and who i’ve never interacted with before 😊 @xktheartx @ksjunggukie @mangmochi @taehyunq-ie @springdday @taetaez

hope it was okay to tag you all! feel free to ignore this or lmk if you dont wanna be tagged in these things! or if anyone else wants to be tagged lmk as well!!

#cat speaks #tag games #i love tag games but it takes me forever to actually do them and post them lmfao

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ikyw-t · 4 years

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hello. i don’t mean to bother you but I’ve been reading your posts about the guy and all your anxiety. i don’t mean to butt in but maybe it would help to clear your chest to him. delete this if too rude. i really want you to be happy and sometimes we just need to jump and take risks (sorry for overstepping) but seriously all the luck with whatever you decide to do/say ❤️❤️❤️

hi anon! this isnt too rude at all dw. I rly appreciate that someone actually keeps up with all my nonsense enough to send me a msg about it? that's very thoughtful.

tbh idk if it's fair too assign all that much anxiety to him bc I realized ive been forgetting to take my medicine reccently which is probably the biggest problem and then also Im not very good at reading or picking up signals so ... i think it's mostly in my head and also just me being a moody person like I can be.

so essentially a recap of the past week: last thursday night we hung out, then I feel like we didn't rly talk much at all until I went over to his place monday evening and we hung out until tuesday evening and had a rly rly nice time. yesterday we barely talked bc he said he was busy at home. now it's thursday again and so I asked if he'd wanna hang out tonight since we both work at the same time tmrw morning and so I could drop him off? and he saw that msg this morning and didn't rly reply to it and just sent me some memes instead. and he was at work all day today so obvi we didn't talk much.

anyway I told him "you can lmk when you wanna hang out lol" and he said "bc im bad at replying? sorry, I'm just closing the store" and obvi I know that and so I said "oh ok, I'm mostly js" which none of what I meant to say was passive agressive or anything but now I feel kinda came across that way even tho I hadn't meant it to.

sorry this is so long bagsmsgss but to address your initial point, I would clear my chest except idr have much to ask for. do I want him to be my boyfriend, like officially? idk yet. I like what we have right now. ig I wanna know if he's ~seeing~ anyone else even though that's maybe not my business? mostly I just tell him when we haven't talked much that I missed chatting and he says sorry I've been busy and so thats probably true but if it weren't I wouldn't know to pick up on that bc like.... why WOULDN'T he wanna chat? idk lmao sorry for this mess of a reply I just woke up from my nap feeling anxious lmaooo

#asks #anon

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