sorry to keep posting about my job but [farnsworth voice] great news everyone! im working significantly less hours next week (or according to the schedule i looked at five seconds ago its not up in the app yet) so ill be back on the writing grindset. my preferred grindset.
Guess who had a little too much fun with the pathetic reincarnation AU idea :))
To summarize! WW gets reincarnated in a very distant future where humanity is more settled down in the planet. He remembers everything and decides to keep living his life as normally as he is able to. That is until he meets his neighbor when he moved to a new apartment.
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He was an absolute weirdo of a guy who looked just like Vash in so many ways yet was so different in many others at the same time.
He pretends that his system isn’t going haywire every time he is around the man, the one that resembles someone he cared for so deeply in a life that wasn’t his but remembers all too well. He decides to pretend he doesn’t know Vash because he really doesn’t, not this one at least.
Meanwhile, Vash is going through a very trippy existential crisis for seeing Wolfwood again after what felt like dozens of centuries. This could clearly not be him however because, well, he knows why. So he pretends not to know him because wouldn’t that be weird if he acted like he did?
They avoid each other like the plague, the beautiful and horrible emotions that swarmed on their insides too much to bear just by the presence of the other. They could slip at any moment so it was better to evade the neighbor.
The thing here is, that life has never gone how they want it since ever.
whatever you think about friends (1994-2004), I truly do feel that "you're job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA. it's like you're always stuck in 2nd gear. and it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year" adequately prepared me for my 20s
post-bathroom-adam-lives-au lawrence to me is like my ex wife hates me my chain smoking twink boyfriend is pissed at me for helping jigsaw my daughter would rather spend time with said boyfriend because he’s ‘more fun than me’ jigsaw is also pissed off with me because adams alive im missing a foot im gay im girlfailing at this whole double life jigsaw apprentice slash loving father slash boyfriend thing and
Tbh it's kinda disappointing that there were two workplace sitcoms featuring talented diverse casts and really great writing out at the same time and somehow the beyond radical show about coworkers in a big boxstore that literally ended it's first season with a walk out and a workers strike saying from the very beginning with its whole chest that you should unionize, break the rules to give moms maternity leave, protect undocumented immigrants, and so much more was way less popular on this website than the one about cops
they didn't do lore drops:\\\\\\ they better do like a banger dain quest next patch or im sending psychic spider assassins after them on the astral plan
🎶 Hey, hey, hey / I'll tell you something about sex for noobs / My favorite part about sex is the boobs / Oh yeah you know I'm gonna do what takes / 'cause I'm gonna stick my face and make it shake! 🎶
While im thinking about women characters being assigned their fandom roles the way the pikmin fandom outside of tumblr treats brittany is fucking horrible. Whats wrong with you people its a children's videogame character.