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spicy-ology · 3 years

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𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 ~ 𝙥𝙩.1

☽ hellooo! these are just merely my experiences and observations with the signs. also i'm new to astrology so don't take anything too seriously :)

❄︎ starting off with Capricorns. these people are literally crazy, and by crazy, they really out here doing the most like wtf. they have one of the best work ethics i've ever seen and they possess strong leadership skills, especially when there's fire in their chart. they are always so busy which makes me wonder how they manage all their time doing everything yk?

❄︎ i see a lot that Aquarius moons are always detached and closed off but i find that to be the opposite with Aquarius suns. they tell me WAY too much. things that probably shouldn't even be shared ifykyk.

❄︎ Libras always got tea LOL. i don't have that many libra friends but they always come to me whenever they got tea because they trust me with all these secrets and i'm a good listener :P. Most of the libras i know look pretty intimidating so it's hard for me to approach them but when they approach me first, they're actually very sweet people.

❄︎ Geminis are funny and we understand each other in deeper levels ? (if that makes sense AHAH) and i don't have that many gemini friends either but the ones i've talked to, we had good short conversations but they lose interest very quickly or they also give me feelings of inconsistency like 😫.

❄︎ Leo = crackhead energy. I love being around Leos like they're the type to have crazy ideas all the time or they be getting high in the school bathrooms idek. They're always down to do anything and you'd always catch a leo staring at themselves in a mirror OR basically ANYTHING that shows their reflection LOLL. these people have such big egos but are actually really insecure about a lot of things that doesn't necessarily have to be about their appearance.

❄︎ Scorpios have such an intriguing aura to me? like they just fit anything that has a dark aesthetic but once you get to know them they're almost the complete opposite? these people are really funny and creative. always spitting bars and they have crazy ideas too.

❄︎ My relationship with cancers are kind of on and off. i can interact with cancers and have a good time with them but that energy is so short-lived. i'm somehow attracted to cancer men but thEY are very DRY texters. like they can't match my energy, sorry not sorry. female cancers on the other hand are super sweet but problematic and i'm not one to be swarming into other people's problems 😭.

❄︎ There's something about taurus people that just radiate fake energy. i feel like they are trying too hard to be a "perfect" person or a person they're not to the point where talking to them doesn't feel genuine? but these people are very pretty and charming imo. also they give off big sub energy LOL.

❄︎ Virgos are weird. They can have crackhead energy or be so boring as in not wanting to be down to do anything. (ok i wouldn't exactly say boring but idk what the word i'm thinking of is sjsjs). ALSO idk why bUT I'M ALWAYS ATTRACTED TO VIRGO MEN LIKE?? take for example my kpop biases: jungkook from bts, yeonjun from txt, jisung/felix from skz... you get the gist. Virgos are kind of like outgoing introverts yeah.

❄︎ Sagittarius ha ha idk what to say about these people. these are the ultimate clowns of the zodiac signs and you can't say i'm wrong 😤. these people are actually intellectual but their work ethic is kind of all over the place. very blunt and super honest. always has good roasts ugh. it's too hard to fight a sag so we just end up clowning each other in the end.

❄︎ Aries just have this powerful energy surrounding them. they're good at insulting people and roasting others for fun. my ultimate roast buddies LOL. also they LOVE to flirt with their friends. they're the type to have strong opinions and would fight anyone who hurts their friends or family and i love that.

❄︎ The Pisces i know are so dramatic. They give off energy that thinks the world revolves around them or smt 😫👊. they also could be really random at times and can easily switch from topic to topic. these people are fun to talk to but similar to my experiences with scorpios, they're kind of intimidating for me to approach them first. i also noticed that my pisces friends eat a lot but can maintain their weight? they all probably have fast metabolism or smt good for them 😭

☽ yeah that's about it for what i have to say. this doesn't have to resonate with you but pls let me know what you guys think and if you could relate. (side note: if you can guess one of my big 3 signs that'd be kindly appreciated LOL)

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