[ID: Four digital drawings of Basira, Martin, and Jon from S5 of TMA. Basira is a tall, fat woman with brown skin and curly dark brown hair. Martin is a short, fat white man with greying brown hair, a scraggly beard, and glasses. Jon is tallest and thin with silver, curly hair in a bun, a patchy beard, glasses, and scars across his body. All three are caked in dried blood and miscellaneous grime. In the first drawing, Basira stands with a gun pointed at Martin, with Jon standing nonchalantly behind him with a red glowing halo above him. Basira says “Prove you’re really Martin Blackwood”, Martin asks “How?” and Jon says “You could do a poem. >:3c” In the second, Basira looks on judgmentally as Jon and Martin embrace. Basira says “You done?” with a scribbly aromantic flag below her speech text, and Jon replies “Can we not have a moment?” In the third drawing, the three are walking side by side, Martin and Jon holding hands. Martin says “He needs to do it, and if he doesn’t…”, Basira offers “He gets constipated?” which Jon interrupts “Hardly.” Martin concedes “… actually yeah basically.” In the last, the three of them are seemingly asleep sitting up. Martin has one arm around Jon’s shoulder, his cheek smooshed against the top of Jon’s head. Basira leans against Martin’s other side. Both Martin and Basira look restless. Jon’s eyes are open, bloodshot, and leaking a suspiciously bloody substance as they glow red in the darkness. There is a red glow around all three of them. End ID.]
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the wilt of the rose ︴dr3
🥀in which.. they just cant talk to eachother
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Yknow i kinda feel like I live in ur ask box but I just cannot get enough of how you write 💟💟 I suppose I’m feeling mischievous because, how do you think the monster trio would react to you asking them to open a pickle jar because ‘you can’t open it’ but in reality you glued it shut as a prank 💀
a/n - anime you can live here rent free if you want 💜 oml everytime you request im excited!! your requests are so funny 😭
Warnings ⚠️ - crack, g/n reader
- idk if there’s a jar he can’t open but- you were determined to make this one absolutely impossible to open
- super glue always seemed to work, so you glued the cap onto the jar and ran over to find Luffy lying on the couch, napping away as usual
- you tapped his nose and he sat upright pretty quickly, rubbing his eyes
- “Hey Lu, can you open this for me? I cant open it.”
- He grinned, flexing his arms with a laugh, “Shishishi~ gimme it!”
- he took it and expected for the cap to fly off, but instead, it stayed put while his hand spun around the cap
- …
- the silence was so loud 💀
- “AGHHHHH WHY WONT IT OPEN?!”
- man tried opening it with his feet 💀 Idek if you wanna eat the pickles anymore bro
- he could easily break the jar, but he didn’t want to waste the pickles 😭
- while he was fuming about it in the corner, sobbing about how he’d become so weak because he can’t open the jar, you switched it out, grabbing one you had already opened before
- “Oh i got it, nevermind!”
- he literally shot up, staring at the open jar in your hands
- man was sobbing 😭
- “I’VE GOTTEN SO WEAK Y/N- I don’t even deserve to be your boyfriend anymore-“
- you felt so bad- so you ended up giving him the entire pickle jar to himself which made him forget about this incident
- you promised yourself never to do that again because he cried for a solid 45 minutes about how he wouldn’t be able to protect you anymore and how useless he is 🫠
- you could ask him anything and he’d do it without thinking twice
- a full 7 course meal? Please, that’s easy
- a whole bouquet of hand arranged flowers? Of course!
- opening a pickle jar would be nothing, or at least he thought so
- you decided it’d be funny to see his reaction if he couldn’t open the jar because you had glued it shut beforehand
- after you borrowed some glue from Usopp, you went to ask Sanji to open it
- “Hey Sanji, can you open this for me? I was gonna make egg salad!”
- he took it with a smile. The thought of eating the food you made fueled his motivation and strength to open this jar
- he was actually pretty confused why it wouldn’t open when he tried to screw it off
- he tried several more times before he hurriedly rushed off to the kitchen, ransacking the drawers for a jar opener, pliers, anything
- he did literally everything- banging the jar against the counter, using the pliers, twisting it with the jar opener, and at one point, he held the jar opener so tight that he broke it in half😭
- he even tried stabbing a hole in the top!
- nothing succeeded
- he was at this for about 15 minutes 💀
- when he came out with such a depressed look on his face, you couldn’t help but regret playing this little prank on him
- “Sorry- I couldn’t open it..”
- he was about to cry I swear 😭
- you gave in, how could you let him feel so sad?! It was just a joke after all-
- “It was a joke Sanji don’t worry- I glued it shut beforehand.. Sorry for joking about it-“
- 1, he was kind of sad that you’d play a prank like that on him. And 2, you really weren’t gonna make the egg salad?.. 🥺
- “Can you still make the egg salad though?”
- his eyes were sparkling- omfg how could you say no?!
- you made the egg salad for him with the other jar of pickles, and made sure to give him lots of hugs and kisses afterwards 💜
- you always made everything better. even if you’re the one who made things worse in the first place
- is there anything this man can’t do? he can’t take a shower or find the bathroom.
- anyways- there’s almost nothing that this man cannot do
- you’re a shit stirrer (affectionate) so you decided to superglue a jar shut, expecting him to struggle with opening it
- “Zoro can you open this? I cant open it.”
- he took it with a yawn and tried opening it the first try, and it wouldn’t budge
- man almost opened his other eye from shock, why tf wouldn’t it open??
- he kept trying it before he used his sword to slice he cap off quickly
- you were about to start wheezing, zoro couldn’t open a jar of pickles
- “Shut it y/n I know you’re laughing” that sent you to heaven and back omg you were on the floor, struggling to breathe
- “SHUT UP!”
- his pride was gravely wounded after this- roronoa zoro, defeated by jar of pickles
- he was sulking for a while, ignoring you like a big baby
- “Zoro it was a joke- it was superglued shut.”
- he pinned you against the wall, leaning close to your ear, “I’m gonna show you what happens when you play jokes on me like that.”
- his tone was almost a growl, and he started dragging you back towards the room
- this is when you realized, why weren’t you in the hallways by now?
- “ZORO- THE ROOM IS THE OTHER WAY DUMBASS!”
- “I- WELL- YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THAT.”
- “DON’T GET ALL SEDUCTIVE AND THEN FORGET WHERE THE ROOM IS YOU IDIOT 💀”
a/n - pls zoro is so dumb sometimes
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