Katniss and Peeta: *stuck in a cave in a death arena trying to not succumb to either the elements or a murderous teenager with Peeta actively dying from blood poisoning and probably won’t last much longer without serious medical intervention* god haymitch is such a bitch

im so sorry but it’s still so funny to me that in the hallucinations kaz and tolya are trapped in their trauma meanwhile jesper’s just casually healing his own and vibing with his mum while inej writes her own fanfic

the best debut song honestly

Tumblr power couple blogging in tandem

@lightshowsstuffs

can u guys come talk to me about fanon aegon or even aemond or sweet helaena please <3

I LOVE TWICE!! ONCE TILL I DIE

i love how day6 opened a TikTok in 2020, used it once, and said never again

annabeth “no fear in the face of the war god, in fact i’m going to verbally eviscerate him” chase, percy “fuck around and find out, i dare you ares” jackson, and grover “thanks for the emotional abuse, bye!” underwood

those kids had him fucked UP, they ate i fear

Grover manipulating ares in that therapy session by pretending to hate kids and rolling his eyes as if he isn't just a single mom working tirelessly to stop his kids from murdering people on accident.

Just everyone thinking he's so peaceful and sweet and it takes 0.00001 seconds to commit psychological warfare with the GOD OF WAR HIMSELF.

rip all the parents who didn’t check the rating of barbie and took their slightly too young children to a pg-13 movie and now need to explain what a gynecologist is to their kids

EVERTON ILYYYYYYY

15 YEARS OF MAMMA MIA! (July 18th, 2008)

In the new hit music video J CHRIST, Lil Nas X demonstrates how he has not only conquered hell (as referenced in the music video Montero (Call Me By Your Name) and 0:40-0:52 of J CHRIST) but has now conquered heaven and ascended to godhood. Now that he has demonstrated control over all the cosmic domains (i.e. flexing on his haters by serving gender non-conforming cunt for two minutes straight), Lil Nas X decides to remake the Earth in his Black queer image by starting the Rapture (seen in 0:00 to 0:16), starting the Flood, and creating his very own Noah's Ark to repopulate the world. In this essay, I will--

"you've changed."

[ep 4 / ep 32]

spike btvs is truly a success story. anyone can be a loser poet and then grow up to bleach their hair platinum blonde and wear leather jackets and be cool. and still be a loser