remus, angrily: ARE YOU-
sirius: fucking
remus: KIDDING ME, YOU-
sirius: fucking
remus: PIECE OF-
sirius: shit
remus: I HOPE YOU-
sirius: fucking
remus: TRIP, OVER YOUR-
sirius: fucking
remus: LACES
james:........what the hell was that?
sirius: lily has forbidden remus to swear, so I'm helping him out a little bit
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Lily: no no no, it's the YMCA but for the queers.
Regulus: but the YMCA was already gay co-..
Lily: THIS IS BETTER, now from the top Black.
Regulus: *😅* H-O-T G-.. uh, how did it go?
Lily: oh my god. H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you, can, take, me, hot, to, go...
Regulus: uh.. *attemps again*
James: *leans to Barty, and whispers* she had me learning this all night and if I didn't do it right.. well, just know we almost didnt have sex for 2 weeks..
Barty: my poor regulus.. she looks like any second shes going to drop kick him.
Lily: REGULUS FROM THE TOP, 3, 2, 1..
Lily and Regulus: H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you, can, take, me, hot, to, go...
Lily: FINALLY JESUS.. *turns to barty and points* your turn crouch.
Barty: HELP!
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