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i can't tell this but in greentext
> goes to local coffee shop
> wearing my ganondorf shirtless shirt
> i go up to the barista
> i ask for a ginger lemon tea and maple bar
> he says he loves my shirt
> i say "thanks it's my pride shirt"
> he says "Looks like Link wasn't the only one who has an Awakening."
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#totk#loz#zelda shirt#legend of zelda#ganondorf#rehydrated ganondorf#tears of the kingdom#pride#i..............
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redbullracing: Racking up a record-equalling 19th win of the season for the Team 🏆😍
#my post#i..............#i cant say a single thing i am thinking#i cannot.#brb texting emma#oh my GOD.#max verstappen#brazil23
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I want to have crazy animal monkey sex with Warren Lipka. Like I’m talking were rolling all over the bed, all over the damn room, breaking the headboard, breaking the lamp on his bedside table, the sheets are on the floor, clothes are in places we wont be able to find until the next morning. My bra is on the ceiling fan. There’s a crack in the drywall from us making out against it.
Riding him so hard the springs on his mattress are broken, the bedstand is cracked and now at an angle which is perfect because now his thick cock is hitting me in places no one else ever had before and now im dickmatized for the rest of my life. No man will ever compare and I will be aching for him forever.
Afterwards, he will spoon me from behind for a while until he feels how wet I am for him and he lefts and holds my thigh until he enters me again and we have slow soft sex and then fall asleep in each others arms after he cums inside me. I’ll wake him up with breakfast in bed and a blowjob.
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@pear1ridged ... liked this
"not gonna lie, that was pretty epic." they feel that this might be the only way to break the awkwardness that has fallen over the room now that everything has settled. maybe that just makes it worse? either way, they turn over to look up at him. he looks really pretty like this.
(god fucking dammit. they really do like him, don't they?)
"really hoping you agree with that. would suck if you were like, nah that was shit, or something."
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RIP dafydd ap gwilym, i know you would’ve loved pornhub
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#making big purchases on my phone gives me anxiety ngl#i think i find it less trustworthy for some bizarre and irrational reason#twitter
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest
#Tutorials & References#Gemstones#Jewels#Art Reference#Writing Reference#Gemstones Reference#If the original marker wants me to take this down I will
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Zoozve, my beloved
#i cannot tell you how much this made me smile just bc it's so full of love#moon#venus#zoozve#long post#sorry about that it's very long but it's very entertaining i hope you enjoy this lil zoozve gem haha#astronomy#astrophysics#space
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#follow @toastbutteregg on twitter i follow back#memes#dank memes#relatable#relatable memes#twitter#twitter memes#beyoncescock#tweets#toastbutteregg
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
#art#i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more#do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original#or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them#or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave#you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.
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For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3
#THE MOON WAS OVER THE SUN THE MOON WAS OVER THE SU#we were in the 100% area like I just casually live here lmao#april 8th eclipse#total solar eclipse#solar eclipse#2024 eclipse#April#photos#eclipse photos#eclipse#2024 solar eclipse
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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
#found this beautiful gem in my drafts and couldnt let her go to waste#frog rambles#idk whay this is about. or if its anything. but i think its funny
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