#i'm sensing that “bitch i'm fabulous” vibe | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

fanficsforloki · 1 year

Text

To Prove To You - chapter seven

Wordcount: 5.2k

Masterlist

Series Summary: Nereide is a sea nymph with a peculiarity: she knows how to control her element (water) and has magical abilities. Poseidon, aware of her gift, decides to send her to Asgard as a student of Frigga. She studies with Loki, and as they grow up, they begin to develop feelings for each other. But what if Odin's plans for her get in the way?

Chapter summary: During their mission, the warriors notice that something has changed between Loki and Nereid. And as soon as the two have a moment of solitude only a bad feeling makes them separate

Content: unestablished relationship, friends to lovers, fwb, platonic love, romance, angst, fluff, loss of verginity

Content warnings: smut, melancholy, dacryphilia, Loki is a fabulous bitch with a big heart and a witty sense of humor, a bit over dramatic and very clever. He's sensitive, but hides his feelings and acts really rough around Nereide also because he likes to see her pouting and eventually becoming even more clingy.

Chapter warnings: Thor doesn't like Lady Loki :( , Loki has so many "gay mean friend" vibes, fluff, soft and a bit sub Loki, drug use.

To Prove To You Playlist

Previous Chapter | Next Chapter

-Look, it suits you!

Nereide rolled from her back to her belly on the bed, waving her feet as she began to read from the book she was holding in her hands.

-I asked my father

I said, “father change my name

The one I'm using now it's covered up

With fear and filth and cowardice and shame”

He said, ”I locked you in this body

I meant it as a kind of trial

You can use it for a weapon

Or to make some woman smile...”

She hummed a melody, a simple one. She was avoiding the refrain on purpose. She loved the ballads from Midgard.

-“Then let me start again”, I cried

“Please let me start again

I want a face that's fair this time

I want a spirit that is calm”

“I never never turned aside”, he said

“I never walked away

It was you who built the temple

It was you who covered up my face

And may the spirit of this song

May it rise up pure and free

May it be a shield for you

A shield against the enemy...”

-You’re way too fond of Midgardians…

-Don’t tell me you didn’t enjoy that.

-I didn’t.

Nereide rolled her eyes and sat on the bed with crossed legs. Loki was still walking around the room. He groaned, handling various items of clothing, throwing them or picking them up from the ground to look in the mirror and become more and more impatient.

-Getting dressed in the morning is SO difficult!

He whined, tossing away another one of his shirts.

-Because your main problem is that you’re incredibly messy, so your floor, bed, the trunk over there, really anything solid, becomes your wardrobe. No seriously, i can barely distinguish the items underneath your clothes.

Loki frowned and put his hands on his hips. What an attitude…

-That’s my way of being organized.

He said, staring into Nereide’s eyes.

-You’re too impulsive. And you always buy a shit tons of clothes.

-I need them.

-You always end up whit the same outfit!

-Take a closer look to the details, bitch. It’s not always the same.

-Huh, Bitch who???

Loki used his magic to put clothes on and Nereide facepalmed herself.

-You always end up with the same outfit AND you always do this shit to put your clothes on!

-it’s because we’re late???

-You’re cronically late!

It was early in the morning, yet these two continued to bicker loudly.

They packed up quickly and left the room one at a time, to make sure no one saw them together nearby. They found themselves at the bottom of the stairs, walking side by side along the dark corridor. There was no sun that morning, fog covered the steep mountains of Asgard.

Loki was the first one to speak.

-Anyway, humans are alarming. Wars, strikes, farmers' demonstrations, riots, crimes, speeches... The tumult of that planet is frightening. I hate public agitation, clash of opinions, outbursts of intellectuals, if we want to give them the honor of being called as such. They are right and wrong, and instead of stirring up the controversy they do nothing but exasperate it. All over the Earth's surface, humans condemn other humans in the name of a principle, a faith, a simple calculation, greed. I despise humans.

Nereide was smirking during his speech and nodded a couple of times.

-it seems that instead you really like these humans. Look like you want to save them.

She chuckled softly as they went outside.

They had quickly set up for nothing: there was no one yet. They didn't even have breakfast.

Nereide sat on the stairs in front of the main entrance.

Loki smiled at her with obvious ill-intent in his eyes, but the smile was like sugar and only made him look more sinister, as though he had some secret plan in store and this whole conversation was just another layer of his deceptive schemes. That look always irked her. It seemed like a plot to mislead and manipulate her in some way.

She looked up at him, crossing her arms over her chest

-Are you Allright? Looks like your planning something

-I am always planning something, it is my nature to be the master of deceit.

She rolled her eyes, combing her hair with her fingers

-I still don't understand why i like you so much...

She mumbled, gesturing him to sit with her

-You do?

The two exchanged a knowing look and Loki sat beside her on the stair, their arms brushing together. His shoulders rolled back and his body relaxed, he leaned his elbows and stretched out his legs, like he wasn’t hiding anything and had no malicious intent.

-Oh, how flattering.

His eyes glistened with glee, and a smile spread across his face. However, that smile didn’t reach his eyes. He put his arm around her shoulders and pulled her closer, making her lose her balance. She placed her hands on his big, strong thigh, her eyes glued down there. She couldn’t help but look through his inner thighs, picturing his groin, felling the tingle on her skin just by remembering his cool skin.

-What makes you like me so much?

She freed herself from his hold and reached for his hair, combing his raven strands. She sat on her kneel to reach his head better, his arm moving from her shoulders to her hips. She didn’t move away from his embrace.

-Well, you’re one of a kind, unique.

He laughed again and gently stroked her cheek with the back of his hand.

-You flatter me. I'm glad you are able to see beyond the slander.

His eyes blazed with fury and rage at the thought that the people of Asgard could think so low of him, that he was a mere troublemaker, not a god with talents in his own right.

-Some day they will see...

He growled in a voice barely loud enough for her to hear.

She kept combing his hair, trying to calm him down

-One day you will learn that you don't need everyone's appreciation

-You’re…kinda right. I don’t need their approval. For now all I need is your approval. After all, you’re much smarter than the majority of these mortals are! You’re intelligent, and beautiful, and I just can’t help but be…

Enamoured with you, he would have said. But he didn’t. He just shook his head, looking at that weak and grey dawn.

-The rest of the world looks at me like a monster.

-You're not a monster

-I'm so lucky to have you so close to me. I just... I just want to show how much I appreciate you...

-And how would you show me?

She looked at him straight in the eyes, breathing softly and slowly.

His hand went through her hair, to her nape, and he pulled her to him.

He spoke quietly, as though he had something to hide from the rest of the world.

-You’re the only true friend i’ve ever had. And the only one that makes me wish to die by your side.

She blushed red, looking at him and biting her lower lip.Those ere some heavy words to speak.

-You make my heart melt with your words. You are honest, right? I want to trust you

-Honest?

He chuckled

-I'm so honest I'm practically an open book to you.

His hand brushed her cheek gently. He was still speaking quietly but more loudly than before, moving a little away from her, to better look her into her eyes.

-You are the only that lights a warm fire in my heart. There are no secrets, no deceptions, between us.

Nereide held him tightly in a big embrace, pulling his head to her chest.

He leaned into her suffocating embrace. He was quiet and still for a bit, and she could feel the gentle rise and fall of his breathing on her chest. It was cool and she could feel the gentle beat of his heart as it was beating against her skin. It was steady, regular, slow, steady, a consistent beat that was telling her that even though he was close and safe to her, there was also something else in his mind. Something dangerous about whatever he was thinking.

But she felt so safe with him that she was slowly falling asleep, rubbing her cheek against his head, trapping herself in his arms.

A smile curled the corner of his lips as she was resting. He whispered so quietly she could barely hear him say:

-Sweet dreams, darling

He softly stroked her hair, and hummed a somehow tuneless song to comfort her. He didn’t realized it, but he was humming the same ballad she was reading to him earlier that morning.

When he spoke again, his voice was back to its normal volume, but that edge of something sinister was still there.

-Sleep well, fair Neri. I will be watching over you.

-There you are.

Fendral bent down next to Nereide who was squatting next to a creek, making a few bubbles with its water, making them float as they all walk down the path in the woods.

The others were walking ahead, and Fendral joined them.

Loki lifted his gaze and popped a bubble with a flick of his hand, the smirk never leaving his face.

As Nereide played with her magic, Loki walked back in front of the row with Thor.

Loki was looking at her from time to time, cheking on her. He was quiet, something unusual.

-You’re overthinking, aren’t you?

Thor asked him.

Loki gave him a half smile.

-I always do, it’s saved my ass on multiple occasions.

Thor glanced back at the others and then back to the path in front of them.

-Heimdall could have left us nearer the Palace.

-The walk builds the character, i suppose.

-Don’t complain about your feet hurting then.

-Complaining is my specialty, so don’t put any expectations on me to stop, Thor.

-Thank God you’re not wearing heels this time.

-Who said i wasn’t.

-CAN YOU STOP TO SHAPESHIFT WITHOUT WARNING!?

Loki chuckled. Her sweet laugh made her brother uncomfortable.

-That would ruin th surprise!

Loki exlaimed before both her and Thor got swept up from Nereide and Sif.

Sif patted their shoulders and pointed in front of them.

-Look, we’re arriving!

The group stopped at the exit of the woods.

Far from there, after a lush green land and beautiful fields of wildflowers, the Palace stood in all its magnificence, with its artistic architecture, adorned with sapphire stones.

Nereide was staring at it in awe and she took Loki’s hand.

-So…we’re really in Alfheim.

Loki nodded, her black locks brushed her neck.

Alfheim was adorned with aboundant and colorful flora, but its wilderness made it look like a unhinabitated land.

After their war against Svartalfheim, their power was given into custody to the Asgardians.

The people there were kind and generous; they valued kindness and cooperation above all else. All were welcome and everyone is treated with respect. It was a dreamland.

It was home of the Light Elves, beautiful, radiant beings. Unfortunately, a few survived.

The mission of the young warriors was to ensure that the light of Alfheim was safe, and in the event of having to fight against anyone who tried to take it.

Loki was still holding Nereide’s hand when she had noticed something weird.

-The palace is receding

She said, turning to her brother.

Thor pinched the bridge of his nose.

-Please, turn back into a guy.

-Hey, you’re already in four.

She put her arms over Nereide and Sif’s shoulders.

-We’re in the minority.

Thor motioned as to throw her his hammer and she jumped away, shapeshifting again.

-Fine! You damper.

-What does that mean that the palace is receiding?

-It means what it means, Thor. They casted a new spell.

-…then solve it.

Loki glared at Thor and he laughed.

-If looks could kill.

-I don’t need that to kill you, i can do that with my bare hands.

-You two, cut it out!

Both Sif and Nereide shouted as they were still walking ahead.

Sif scoffed, walking with heavy steps.

-I think we will stay here longer than expected

Sif seemed to be the only one who took their task seriously.

Fendral, Hogun, and Volstagg were just playing dumb, swinging their swords in the long grass, dandelions flying in the wind.

the companionship had been traversing those fields for hours, the glow of the sun never descending from its zenith.

Fortunately, the climate in that kingdom was mild.

The palace never seemed to get close, despite the fact that the surrounding place gradually changed.

The boys found themselves having to go down a cliff.

Sif advanced right behind Thor who marched proudly, concentrated on the sole objective of reaching that castle while Loki tried to decode that spell to reach it.

One by one, they all jumped the crevasse.

However, when Sif turned to check, she noticed something that particularly caught her attention: not that Nereid needed help, but Loki had remained there, on the edge of the precipice, waiting for her.

Sif gritted her teeth, still staring at them.

- Careful there.

Loki said stretching his arms forward to give her support.

Nereide jumped with ease, still grabbing his arms.

Nothing cheesy, the two resumed walking quickly to reach the others, continuing to whisper to each other about how they could unhinge the spell.

Sif watched over the irked.

But her mind wasn't there.

She couldn't help but imagine Loki's body crushing Nereide's. All those muscles moving...

The kidneys game, the powerful and tender hands, the devouring mouths that rested everywhere.

A rebellion against them took hold of her.

She resented them, for that easily found happiness.

Sif had a lead ball in his chest. Yet she had hoped for their union. Yes, that was fine.

She had to let Thor know, at all costs.

So maybe he'd stop fantasizing about that “fairy”...

The same Thor who hadn't even looked at her since they arrived on Alfheim.

The same Thor who never worried about her, because she can take care of herself.

Nereide knows how to hendle danger too, so why is Loki so considerate of her. Why was the greediest, nastiest, craziest god in Asgard acting like this around her.

If before she only hated her, now she wanted her dead.

Volstagg rolled a hashish cigarette.

They smoked in turn.

Sif refused: it made her nauseous.

Loki said it was "foolish" and "outdated" but took three drags as Thor handed it to him with a smirk on his face. Then he held out the cigarette to Hogun. He filled his lungs and brain with that scented herb vapor. His thoughts wavered, then settled.

They still hadn't been able to get very close to the palace.

Since night never fell in that realm, they decided to stay in the woods, protecting themselves from the sun with the fronds.

They had made a camp and lit a fire. Finding no better way to sleep, Volstagg came up with the excuse of smoking some weed to relax, finding himself Thor, Fendrall, Hogun and Nereide around like beggar dogs.

Fendrall was dizzy. He nodded his head and sighed.

-I'm flying guys, I fly!

Nereide spun around and dropped next to Loki.

Thor's gaze stuck to the profiles of the two illuminated by the flames.

He was glued to her, just a little above her, applying small kisses on that face of hers. Her lips were glossy, she had this habit of licking her lips all the time, and she was laughing so sweetly.

Thor avoided to look at them.

He was used to see his brother having fun with others, butto see him so close with Nereide made him feel uncomfortable.

He knew it wasn’t just a matter of “some fun”, but he wished for that day to arrive later...

He has always been fascinated by Nereide, and he did know a thing or two about nymphs...

He must’ve talked with Loki. He mustn’t cross the line with her.

Bed time came sooner than what they though.

All in their tent, everyone but Loki and Nereide were sleeping already.

With one knee on the bed, Nereide pulled down the covers. Such was the anguish mingling with her joy that She jerked and shivered.

He held His breath until she was fully laid down besides him, covered again. Loki let out a sigh.

Feeling her eyes on his body made his head spin.

-it is better here than on the floor.

She said in a weak voice.

Blindly, in the dark, Loki put his arm around her shoulders. She let him. Cheek against cheek and feet together. From those points of contact a tender burning spread throughout Loki’s whole body.

He wanted to cry and bite.

His mouth brushed the girl’s ear.

Inexplicably, he thought of his mother. When he was a child, She would take him with her to bed. He thought at his mom’s soft voice. Loki closed his eyes.

Nereide propped herself up on one elbow and turned her torso towards him, with her back against his chest. He was spooning her, and they both slipped into their sleep.

When he woke up, Nereide was sleeping again in her Place.

Loki thought she went as he fell asleep. He could understand her, he was the first one who didn’t want any trouble with the others.

Not yet, at least…

-Neri

He came closer to her.

-Neri, wake up.

She groaned a Little, covering herself with the blanket

-mmmggghhh…pleased…five minutes more

He pulled the blanket off of her forcefully.

-NO. I cannot allow any more time be wanted by your laziness. I have a busy schedule. We have a Mission. Hellooo? MIISSION.

Nereide jumped off the bed in fright.

-AYE SIR, DIDN’T REMEMBER I JOINED THE WARRIORS

Loki got real close, inches from her face.

-Right. So if you continue disrespecting my time by snoozing ever again…you will feel my wrath. Do i male myself clear?

As a yes, Nereide kissed the tip of his nose and hugged him.

Loki looked dumbfounded for a second before Rolling his eyes, smiling a little and hugging her back.

-Okay, you win.

Nereide giggled, jumping into his arms. His stupida Little doll…he loved to see her being so cute. Also, It irritated him so much he wanted to fuck Her brains off.

-You know, not many can get away with Just ignoring my orders. How Is that you always manager to get around me so easily?

He smirked, raising his eyebrows. His canines were so sharp and White, they looked like pearls. Nereide wished to have them sinking in her veins.

She began to play with his hair.

He looked much more like a broom than a charming boy when he woke up, but She liked him always.

-because i don’t fear you

She answered blantly.

-But what if you should? What if I decided to be a very scary being, what then?

He asked, whispering.

Thank God the others were outside.

-I will be terrified but terribly in love with you still

She answered.

Loki blushed slightly.

-Well… I suppose it’s worth a try then. What if…

he picked her up in his arms and gave you a little shake. He was holding her up from her armpit with zero effort, as if She was his Little pet.

-What if I threatened to have you killed if you didn’t behave? That would probably make you fear me, yeah?

She stared deadly serious into his eyes before She spoke.

-I will kill you before you can do anything, then i’d take my life out of guilt

He looked at her in disbelief, not anticipating this answer.

-You’d just kill us like that? Just… snap our lives out of existence, no hesitation?

She shook her head, still as a dead Wright in his hands as he was pinning her to One of the tent’s mainstay.

-Actually no, and i don’t even want to think about something like that…

-Huh… So… no matter what, I can’t intimidate you? You’re the only one who can get away with such brazen disrespect?

-You know i don’t fear you because i do respect you, you know? She grazed his features with her fingertips.

He blushed a little at her touch.

-I…suppose that’s actually a good answer. You are a very, very wise woman, Neri.

She chuckled and took his face in her hands

-Well, thank you, your majesty.

He kissed her softly on the lips. A small, in between lips Kids.

-I think I like you, Nereide, more than…a normal friend, i think?

-You think?

She giggled, caressing his cheeks. He could be so awkward some times.

-i am sure i do.

She patted his shoulders

-Now off we go! Isn’t the God of Mischief a busy one? We need to do break that damn spell.

He put her back down and they went outside.

-Where are the others?

She asked as Loki used his magic ti eliminate any proof of their Camp. Yep, tent and everything else.

-they’re surely messing around the Place. Hey.

He smirked and turned to her, taking her hand.

-Let’s go ruin Thor’s day, shall we?

Nereide High fived him and dragged him with her in the Woods.

-Onward, child! Let’s kick some asses.

Nereide giggled at his side.

-Aye sir!

-We’re going to beat him so badly he’ll beg for mercy. No more bragging rights for that iidiot

He mimed smacking his lips like Thor and making some stupid macho sound.

She laughed, still awkardly marching with him

-We’re gonna dEsTrOy HiS hAmMeR

She tried to mimic Thor without success. Her voice cracked too and she laughed once more.

Loki raised his eyebrows at her and stopped.

-Bitch that was horrible. Want me to teach you how to do a proper Thor-impression?

-Yeeeeeessss

-Okay, here’s the secret. You gotta be really cocky and braggy. Try to say something idiotic as: “I am the best! Who can stop me?”

-Okay uhm…

she made all muscly poses as if she wa a chad

-I am the Best, who can stop Me!?

-Yes! Perfect. Now, just add some ‘macho sounds’, like this!

He did that stupid macho noise again.

She went all grrr, and he looked at her with pressed lips again.

-No girl. That was awuful. But i must Say you’re trying your best. What a great student i have.

She bowed like an actress

-You are very kind, too much actually.

He laughed.

-Don’t give me too much of your praise or I might get an ego and become an unbearable tyrant.

-Aren’t you already?

She pushed him and ran away. The leaves cracked under her feet, her sweet laugh melted with the birds’ sinking.

Despite being in heavy armor, he chased after her easily and catched her, pinning her to a tree.

-You’re lucky you’re so adorable.

He smirked and began to kiss her neck and She trapped herself into his arms.

-You can’t escape me. Nobody can beat me!

He nuzzled into her neck, making her giggle and Rebel a little. He hen whispered in her ear, “Nobody but you.”

She gasped, a giggle escaped her lips out of embarrassment

-oh you… Look what you do to me.

Loki grinned. Hs lips grazing her sensitive skin.

-And what do I do to you, Nereide? Tell me.

His voice was husky, his breath was hot, his nose tip was grazing behin her ear as he pressed his thin lips on her neck, giving her a wet, allouring kiss.

-I want to know, in full detail.

Nereide squirmed and squeezed her legs, nearly collapsing he was still pressing her body against that tree.

-No!

She whined, turning her head to the opposite part, as if to push more towards him.

-Oh, what’s that?

He laughed, amused, taking her wirst in his hands.

-Did I hit a sensitive spot?

He briefly looked into her eyes, just to have a glimps of her dull eyes. His eyes were sparkling like ones of an animal. He leaned back on her, biting her neck gently, sucking on her skin.

Nereide moaned, clenching her hands into fists, trying to get closer to him. She desperately needed to feel his body pressed against hers.

-Looks like someone is in the mood for some dirty things...

He teased her, still with his low, velveteen voice.

-Please, stop… You’re making me weird

She maoned again as he proceded to lick her neck all the way up to her ear

-Oh? Did I hit the spot? Is this making you…wet? Don’t you want to surrender to me, darling?

She took a hold of his hair, he grabbed her by her hips, making their pelvis meet.

-i- Oh god…

Feeling him grinding on her was something she could barely handle. She wanted to undress him, throw him into the gound and grind herself on him, on his abs, on that marble and sculpted belly of his, descending down to his erect penis, bringing it to tears as he did with her.

The passion was so strong that she wanted to hit him. It was mutual. Though Loki always treated her with the utmost regard, part of him wanted to see her suffer for him, with him, and then lose herself in each other's pain.

That maniac…he began to chuckle and bit her skin harder, making her squirm in pain.

He tilted his head and looked at her, a devilish grin on his face.

He read her mind.

-Oh? Is this you tough, my small, naive Neri, are you becoming a bad girl?

He went to suck on the skin of her neck again, more aggressively.

He grabbed one of her breast with one hand. His hand was so big it could take it all in, feeling her hard nipple on his cold palm.

She sobbed, her breathing was irregular. She didn’t feel humiliated though, something in his voice hinted some…pride. He liked that.

She held him closer, whimpering his name, unable to push him away nor to say anything else.

-What? What is it, Nereide?

He asks in a whisper, still nibbling gently at her neck.

His voice was soft, but it was so teasing, hypnotic.

-Speak to me, my love. Is it that you cannot control yourself around me?

Nereide nodded vehemently, whimpering between her gritted teeth.

It was a miracle she was still standing on her feet.

-Oh, how adorable. I adore it when you lose control. So…

Loki grabbed her face, squishing her cheeks, forcing her to look at him.

-How about letting me do whatever I want to you right here, right now?

She nodded, breathing heavily as she tried to grab his arms

-Yes-No! Not here…

Loki chuckled again, holding her into his arms, placing his palms on the small of her back, still without moving from her..

- Aww, come on! I can’t be a very good God of Mischief if we can’t be a little naughty here and there, yeah?

She pouted, whimpering again

-But i don’t want anyone to see us

she spoke in a honey tone and saccharine words, with her humid lips searching for his.

He leaned in, holding her tightly and kissing her softly.

-But it would be more… exciting if people found out… wouldn’t it?

He whispered, kissing her neck again, then biting it gently.

He had left a couple of marks there, easy to cover. Just a little reminder for her.

-You’re an exhibitionist

He chuckled a little.

-Oh, I’m so much more than just that, sweetheart.

She chuckled, grabbing him by the collar and switching their positions. Now he was the one trapped between the tree and her fragile body.

Loki looked at her in astonishment,.

-Ohh? What’s this? So… domineering of you. I must admit… I kinda like this.

She held him firmly by the collar

-I think someone needs a little punishment for their naughtiness

-Oh? A punishment eh?

He smiled wickedly.

-I wonder what torturous punishments this beautiful woman has in store for me?

She smirked, dragging him like a dog on a leash back to where the tent was.

-I think Thor and the others could wait for us a little longer.

-Hmm…

His face melted into a smirk.

-How long do you think we could give him, darling? An hour? Two?

With a move of his hand, he made the tent appear again. He hated to waste

his energy to make magic like that, but well, it was kind of an urgency

-Maybe Three?

She chuckled and pushed him on the bed

-I really like the fact that you’re indulging me

he chuckled lying in the bed as she forced him.

-I could give Thor a century if you asked it of me… especially if it means we get to do this.

She got on his lap, biting her lower lip and smiling.

-Mmm, so what do you have in store for me? What sort of punishment were you thinking of, my Dear?

She beganto take off his clothes slowly

-How about… The same thing you did to me before?

He shuddered, shivering.

-Oh well…

his voice quivers slightly.

-I really should have seen this coming.

She went down and kissed his neck, nibbling his skin and licking it.

Had he had the bright idea of reading her mind? Well.

She wouldn't spare him an iota of her imagination.

And so of course she was slightly scrathing his chest with her nails, of course she was riding his muscular abs, rocking her hips slowly reacing to his bulge just to retreat on the best.

-Oh. Ohh. My-

He squirmed slightly, closing his eyes and throwing his head back

-Oh my goodness, you are one very devious girl, aren’t you?

She nodded, biting his jawline as her hands where still keeping her steady on him.

Loki let out a little sound of surprise, trying to look down to see her body moving on his.

-You really know what you’re doing, don’t you? You…fuck, you have me, completely… You know that? God…You’re driving me insane. Is-…Is that what you want?

She nodded.

-I want to see ho much can you take.

How??? He could feel her wetness on his belly and she talked to him this way?

She was going to pay for this…

So much.

He arched his back, letting out a small lough.

-You evil one…

He took a hold of her neck.

-Do you really think you’re the one in control?

-Mh…

She grabbed his face with one hand. Her sudden move made Loki leave her.

-No? How ‘bout me leaving you here?

She stood up from him.

His eyes widened, a look of confusion on his face as he reached out for her.

-Wait-

That panic of his fastly turned into a smirk as he realized that may be part of her little plan.

But then, they both looked at each other seriously.

-...Are you thinking what i am thinking?

She asked himas he quickly dressed up again. He nodded as they both walked outside.

He mastered his daggers, she mastered her ice spear.

-Yes...there’s something wrong here.

#loki #loki fanfiction #loki imagine #loki laufeyson #loki x oc #loki smut #loki x original female character #to prove to you canon #to prove to you #loki x y/n #loki mcu

5 notes · View notes

regardingjenmish · 2 years

Note

bless marcus hersh for dressing jensen so amazingly, he really has a fabulous eye for what looks good on him 🤩 there is definitely that rich bitch (affectionate) vibe

I saw that! He really does have a good fashion sense and can clearly judge well what would look really good on Jensen. I mean I'm sure it's also Jensen who decides what he likes. But they clearly make a good team! And yes! He definitely has been looking rich lately and i love it!

#anonymous #you can tell a gay man has been dressing bc the fashion choices have been *chefs kiss*

23 notes · View notes

hyptoad · 3 years

Text

Me: I sense some weird sexual vibes while reading "Springtrap and Deliah", why?

Springtrap in each third panel: BITCH, I'M FABULOUS

#springtrap #springtrap and deliah #fnaf comic #i can't be the only one who noticed this can i?#fnaf #purple guy #the sexyman behind the slaughter

391 notes · View notes

bisluthq · 3 years

Note

I'm mad at TTB and those blogs for what they do to kids like my sister.

My sister is 15 right now, and she just came out to me as gay last year (I'm straight) but is still closeted to everyone else including our parents. And a bit later, she told me stuff about how she thinks Taylor Swift is gay and engaged to Karlie Kloss and all, and my first thought was "That doesn't really sound believable", but then I thought, well her thinking that is harmless, right? So I was like "Really, can you tell me more?", and she told me a bunch of stuff

And then I looked into it out of curiosity and now I actually do think that Taylor is bisexual because there's a lot of weird stuff that wouldn't really make sense otherwise

But the thing is, when Karlie announced her pregnancy, she was so upset. Like genuinely extremely upset because that's when she was forced to accept that Kaylor must have broken up

And now, I've even more worried about her because she's not in a great place mentally right now, being closeted is taking a huge toll on her, and she's really heavily invested in this idea of Taylor being a lesbian. Specifically a lesbian because she told me she's always felt like a freak for not liking men at all, and that she always feels pressured to try to see if she can somehow be bisexual instead, and all of this kind of stuff

And she even told me that Taylor's music is the only thing keeping her mentally together right now

I'm just scared that Taylor is going to announce an engagement soon and then my sister will be devastated

And this wouldn't even be a problem in the first place if it wasn't for straight TTB adamantly insisting to closeted teenage lesbians that Taylor's a lesbian too! Because they then get really attached to the idea

Whereas, if she'd just been more realistic and responsible in the first place and said, "I personally think Taylor's a lesbian, but she might be bisexual", so many young closeted lesbians like my sister wouldn't be so hurt when Toe possibly does turn out to be real

Like I'm just mad and I wish she would think about these things before promising kids that something she doesn't know for sure is a fact. My sister is genuinely gonna have some kind of emotional breakdown if Toe get engaged. Her mental health is really not great right now from being closeted, and this is one of her only comforts at the moment, that her favorite singer is a lesbian too, so it's ok that she doesn't like men because neither does Taylor Swift. It just makes me so sad, TTB is the worst. I'm trying to figure out some way to prepare my sis for it, so it's not so shocking to her like K's pregnancy was :(

FFS THIS MAKES ME SO UPSET and like this is what I mean about how although this woman is very funny to me personally - and she really fucking is, like I find her hilarious - she has a net negative on the (internet) world around her. It BREAKS MY HEART that people are selling LIES and that those lies are hurting actual marginalized children.

Like Taylor is very possibly bi (or a baity bitch or just dense as a rock idk) but she’s also probably never gonna come out tbh and she’s very likely going to marry Joe and they’re gonna have little Swiftwyn bébés. And like that’s okay, that’s life - she never implied to ANYONE EVER that she is a gold star lesbian. If anything we are reading into stuff to pick up that she’s some kind of queer and the ONLY FLAG COLORS SHE USES - like for real that she uses not that one short shot from Rep tour - are bi pride colors. And she does so over and over again, which is why either baiting or moronic and obsessed with one color scheme or fluid. It’s people on the internet who decided that she’s a gold star dyke and...

That is HARMFUL to children like your sister.

I think the first thing you need to do is try get her to read more balanced blogs. I’d send her to @swiftgron-get-married and @mercuryonparklane because they’re both Kinsey 6 lesbians and they’re both blogging about Gaylor in a way that centers women whereas I don’t always (also they’re both a fair amount more PG man like I know kids read me but if they found me they found me, it’s the internet and better me than some other sources lbr). Tell her that you’ve been following this and you believe her, and you like it too and you’d like to share some new blog ideas for her.

The second thing you need to try do is get her to consume more music by OUT queer - and particularly lesbian - women. Suggestions include: Hayley Kiyoko obviously, Carlie Hanson (Taylor has promoted her before), Janelle Monáe (pan but quite genderfluid/often masc presenting and never really publicly dates men), Tegan and Sara, the xx, St Vincent, PVRIS, MUNA, It Was Romance, Screaming Females, Lower Dens, Austra, Kehlani, Kera and the Lesbians, No Girlfriends, and Beatrice Eli. Girl in red is out bi and has a lot of wlw songs but she’s weirdly lesbophobic idk what the vibe there is.

And Miley and Demi!! Like if she likes Tay she is likely to resonate with Demi and while Demi is fluid, she has publicly dated women so it should be comforting to some degree.

But most of the people I’ve listed are out lesbians.

I’m sending so much love to you and your sister. You’re being a fabulous sister and an excellent ally (whether she’ll admit it now or not it’s gonna mean SO MUCH to her that you have been making an active effort to learn about queer stuff and have been deadass reading my gay ass blog for ideas). It is definitely going to be hard for her. But she has someone who loves her unconditionally and who will be there for her.

Keep us updated on how it’s going... Like I say, I’d start by suggesting new artists and new blogs to read and engaging with her on these theories in a nonconfrontational and supportive way.

#agony aunat #nat talks voldemort #lgbtqi recommendations

56 notes · View notes

moons-and-stars-and-shit · 3 years

Text

ack hello i'm requesting again because ur stuff is just chefs kiss. anyways, could i have a 🍰? i'm hero, i istp (i used to be intp but i took the test again and got istp) with a 5w4 ennegram. i'm a scorpio, and i'm 5'5 with dark brown hair (that kind of looks greenish sometimes because of a failed hair dying attempt) that is cut into that shaggy emo-eboy type of hairstyle. i use they/them pronouns btw. i have a sort of grunge/mall goth aesthetic, and my personality is kind of bitchy and cold, but when i'm around people i'm close to i can get pretty chaotic. i have a monster energy addiction and i literally don't sleep because i'm stupid 🤠. i like to skateboard, paint, write, watch anime, play video games, and just chill with my friends over discord. i'm a huge procrastinator, and i'm pretty good at school except for math (60% bitchesss). my favorite music artists are the arctic monkeys, the neighborhood, and corpse (agoraphobic is a fucking vibe). i'm pretty dumb, in a like "i have no common sense and will literally do anything if you tell me to" type of way, so my friends have a lot of photos of me doing stupid shit. i curse a lot and make dirty jokes, but if i have to get serious i will (most of the time). i call everyone bro, and i'm kind of awkward with physical touch, though i'm touch starved as fuck (perfect combo i know) LIKES (that i haven't already mentioned): the rain, 3am, noise cancelling earphones, extra polar ice gum, boba, discord, fruity chapsticks, cleanliness (if i get the motivation to clean i like it). DISLIKES: geometry, cold wind, people who say they "are not like other girls", eggplants, large crowds, going to school early, buses, rap music, overly positive people. i hope that's enough and thank you so much <3

Not me realizing i sent you a matchup request a while back while writing this...

Also WTF WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON

I DEMAND WE BECOME FRIENDS LIKE RN

CW: a LOT of swearing (I’m sorry I got very hyped while writing this)

🍰 for @weeb-mp4

Romantic Matchup

Semi Eita

How yall met

He just saw you around school like all the time

And he really really liked your style

So one day he went up to you and was just like

Ayo Mamacita you cool as fuck when you free bbg ;)))

He just went up to you and was like

Hey your styles really cool

But you didn't answer him…

So he said it again

Still no answer

The poor boy was so confused

Had he done something to upset you?

But he's never even talked to you???

WHY WERE YOU IGNORING HIM?????

Then your friend came over and was like

Rude ass bitch that guy was talking to you

Turns out you had noise-canceling headphones on

You apologized to him and asked what he said

So he told you that he thought you were super cool and if your ever free to hang

You don't know why you agreed to hang out with a guy you just met

Bitch you gonna get kidnapped one day

But you accepted his offer

You guys decided to just go hang out at a nearby skate park

And it was such a simple hangout but yall had a BLAST

You had brought your speaker and asked him what music he wanted to listen to

Turns out yall like the same music!

And yall just skated around and talked a whole bunch

After that day you guys just hung out whenever you could

Honestly, there was never really a confession

People just assumed you were dating after a while

And when someone asked you both kinda just looked at each other and was like

Yeah. we are

What they love about you

He loves your overall VIBEEEEE

Like omg you're so chill

But so crazy

Super caring

But also low key a bitch

You're very smart

Yet you continue to do stupid shit

Your vibe is probably his favorite thing about you

Your style (duh)

It was literally the thing that drew him to you in the first place

Your style s like everything he wishes he could be

E-BOY SEMI SUPREMACY

100% has asked you to give him a makeover

He loves how your down for ANYTHING

He could be like hey you wanna go start a cult

And you'd just be like

Bold of you to assume I haven't started one yet 😐

Let's not get it twisted

This man loves EVERYTHING about you

These are just some of the MANY reasons why he loves you

Favorite things to do together

He loves to recreate the first time you both hung out

And he likes doing activities similar to that

Skating while blasting music

Driving while blasting music

Blasting music and singing along

Basically, anything where music involved

But he also loves having chill moments with you

Such as playing video games together

Or cuddling and watching anime

Random Hc

You got him addicted to monsters

You've created a MONSTER with MONSTERS

see what I did there

Most of your texting happens in the late hours of the night

Like get yo asses to bed smh

And most of your texting convos are about deep shit

Cause yk them late nights really get you thinking

If you're ever uncomfortable with him touching you

Just tell him

He respects you enough to respect any of your boundaries

Ok this next one very very random

But I love it

Hes fucking fabulous with that smudged eyeliner look

Astrology

Scorpio + Scorpio

Compatibility 82%

When emotional baggage is not a part of their everyday communication, the depth both of their minds have will be an incredible stimulus for each conversation they have.

No one can understand a Scorpio intellectually as much as another Scorpio.

Their topics can easily become dark, not because they both want to talk about depressing things, but because they understand each other in areas other people don’t want to deal with.

This is a good way for both of them to discover that they are not alone, and it can be healing for each partner for as long as emotional expectations are not involved.

If they work together and compete to advance to the same position or feel like they endanger each other’s status in any way, their contact can become truly unpleasant and turn to arguing, dismissal of anything said, or in one word – disrespect.

When they start a battle against each other, it cannot seem to stop, until one of them is beaten “dead” and there is nothing more that can be done for them to get back in the game.

If they see each other as adversaries, they will sting each other for victory, meaning they will do whatever it takes to win.

If they distance themselves from a situation, they might realize that none of them actually endangers the other.

To find mutual understanding, they need to lead separate lives and give each other enough room to do so.

Overall Aesthetic

90s Skater Bitchessss

Songs-

Daddy Issues (The Neighborhood)

Sweater Weather (The Neighborhood)

Oh Ana (Mother Mother)

505 (Arctic Monkeys)

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fandom #haikyu x reader #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu matchups #haikyuu crack #semi x y/n #semi eita #semi x reader #semi x you #submission

20 notes · View notes

harrysdimples · 6 years

Text

sooo...it’s the legend @btapants’ birthday and me and my main partner in crime daria @britneytshirt both came up with this idea and whipped up a lil somethin somethin for celine to read! we just want you to know how loved you are celine and how you influence us all to be better people! we all love you and had a few things to say :)

@bidonnas (aka mik): i followed celine like ages ago bc i was looking for more harries to follow and she seemed so sweet and, like, a Quality™ blog and we've been mutuals for ages as well and we like sent each other asks for like ask games and tagged each other in tag games but we didn't start talking more until the first gc in like march of this year and i do not regret a single thing of entering that gc bc i got to meet my birlfriend, now my bife. we've just gotten closer over the past 6 months of being in so many different groupchats with each other and i love everything about her. she's funny, she's kind and sweet, and she loves mamma mia. i mean, who could ask for more?? fjdkgksdljkfg celine deserves the whole world and all the love in the world and i love her so so so much!!!!

@guccifloralsuits (aka violet): Celine, you already know it but literally love you tons, you make my experience as a harrie stan so much brighter :) I'll always remember the #funkirk days and times we've been throught - from the discourse days to the crazy concerts & I can't wait to see what this next year for you & us brings! You're so easy to talk to and fun to share this experience with! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL MY LOVE TO YOU 💖

@annaonvinyl (aka essie): Celine, Celine... I believe we've been mutuals not for that long and i do remember checking my notifications and seeing that she followed me i kid you not when i say i nearly had a moment because i would constantly see her posts and people talking so nicely about her. i can now understand why people kept saying sweet things about Celine, i mean she's amazing! if you aren't following her please do me a favour, go to her blog and press that follow, just... do it. celine is so sweet and funny, her blog is the perfect mix of aesthetic and relatable and not to mention she's so freaking stunning? i mean... have you seen her? model material, i'm telling you. so in conclusion what i want to say is celine is gorgeous and so nice and i love her! tanti auguri bella! spero che tu abbia un bel anno davanti a te e tutto il meglio vada per te! goditi la giornata e sorridi molto (scusa il mio italiano arrugginito)

@signofthebis (aka petra): Happy birthday, Celine! ❤❤❤ You know why I followed you. Because of the tags you wrote under my bta pants gifset. And I knew in that moment... this is a person that gets it and I need her in my life. And then I was lucky enough to get into the biconic gc you started and I got to get to know you and wow? You're amazing. You're so funny and incredible and just... I stan forever??? You're truly a queen. ❤❤❤❤ One day your selfies are gonna kill me because you're that gorgeous. And honestly? What a way to go. So Celine, I hope you're having a wonderful day and may your life be filled with only the best of luck, may it be full of love and kindness because that's what you're giving to us and you deserve the same it in return. Ily ❤

@flowerfeasts (aka dani): I followed celine like a year ago because i used to see all my faves tagging her on my dash, so i thought she was very important and cool and i remember waiting like a few weeks to follow her cause i somehow thought that would increase the chances of her following me back? lmao anyway, i still think she is very cool and i LOVE her fashion sense and she is a libra! that means she is awesome

@harryandcats (aka lejla): CELINE MY ANGELBOO!!!! I’m sooo bad with words and tbh?? there’s not enough words to describe how much u mean to me anyway smh you’re one of the sweetest, funniest and smartest (let’s just not mention your posts and the things you say something BDJDNDNDB) and loveliest people I know!! you’re also so silly sometimes but in a very cute and endearing way bdndn I could talk to you about literally anything, be it something deep or something random like poptarts bxjdndn speaking of poptarts we truly gotta meet someday and you’ll have to buy me lots of things and in return you’ll get the biggest hug of your life!!!! sounds like a plan if you ask me anYWAY I lov u with my whole heart, you’re my love, my life, my wife, my gf, my bitch, my boo, but most importantly: my dumbass ✌🏻😔 I hope you have the loveliest day!!!! Happy Birthday, Celine!! 💗🌈💕

@harrysnotechanges (aka kristyna): Celine 💕💕 you are so funny and such a kind and generous person (not to mention gorgeous, ugh it’s not fair). I’m pretty sure I first started following you because of your url (I mean how much more iconic could you get,,, and I couldn’t agree more, the bta pants were the best pants Harry has ever worn tbh) and I stayed because you’re just an amazing human being. Ily 💕💕💕 Happy birthday!

@gettingdizzy (aka sav): I LOVE CELINE she is super kind and funny and like a little sister to me!! talking to her always makes my day better :) im not even sure why i started following her we probably got put in a gc together or something but im so glad i did!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILY

@nofoookingway (aka jess): Oh boy, lil Celine. The cutest bean I’ve ever seen. I know we don’t speak anymore bc I’m trash and got too overdramatic about a stupid lil thing, but I’m so glad that we still follow each other and I see you on my dash every day. Your posts never go without a typo, even if it’s just the tags, and that’s probably my favorite thing about you. You’re so expressive and so weird in the best of ways. I’m pretty sure you’re starting uni (if you’re not smack me), but I know you’re going to kill it. It’s hard af, and it’s gonna suck. You’re gonna hate it sometimes, but believe me when I say I know you can do it and that you will have a blast once you find your niche. If I can do it, you sure as hell can. I wholeheartedly believe that. Anyways, I hope your birthday is just as fun and amazing as you are. ilysm 💛💛

@leesh (aka leesh lol): HAPPY BIRTHDAY CELINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope u have the absolute best birthday ever bc it’s what she deserves and i hope harry makes an appearance again looking absolutely fabulous bc it’s also what she deserves (maybe wearing the bta pants? yes i’m putting it into existence!!!!). i honestly can’t rmbr how or why i started following you, maybe it was a gc or maybe i just liked ur blog, i have a terrible memory, but i am SO GLAD whatever the reason I DID. i love seeing ur posts on my dash and i love seeing what you’ve got to say and i also love talking to u in gc’s and stuff. ur a cool gal and i’m glad we had a chance to become mutuals and pals. again i hope u have the best way day ever and get spoilt rotten. i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖✨

@kiwiintro (aka kayla): Happy Birthday Celine Bean! I hope it's amazing I love u and you're so iconic and amazing and ur an actual Meme™️ sometimes anyways again I hope your birthday is amazing and have fun being 1(one) year older ❤

@harryftvans (aka teresa): celine my dearest witch princess and gentle air spirit happiest of birthday wishes to you!!! someone’s getting old lol anyway I wish u all the best and hope you have a great day and that a lot of other great days will follow because u only deserve happiness and love and ~good vibes~ in your life!! stay ur amazing self, you’re always so chill and laid back (which is nice in this hectic world gksndn) and even when you pull a zayn on us at the end of the day you’re always there for us, being supportive and it’s always a delight to talk to you and hear stories from you!!! great britain is blessed to have you for the next couple of months/years (hope u have a nice time at uni I believe in u) so yea enjoy your day hope it’s filled with lots of love and hugs!! i’m glad you’ve been brought into the world and i’m glad we were out in the same group chat I couldn’t imagine my days without u, love you v much💕

@pinkflaredpants (aka iris): No offence but it's been a whole ass year since we first heard medicine and still no fuckin studio version of sott.

@britneytshirt (aka daria): celine, remember the day we became mutuals? it’s definitely been a year(+) now, can you believe it’s been that long? i followed u not really expecting to be followed back and u followed me about .02 seconds later and honestly i was a lil shocked. so i put my insecurities aside and decided to text u and u said u just saw my url and liked it and followed me. like?! *harry voice* craziness right? anyway, i like to think of u as a little present from life. when we started talking i was very lonely and literally cried myself to sleep every other night and having a friend, you, to talk to made me realise nothing is ever that bad and in a way... gave me hope? you mean so much to me. you’re always fun to talk to, u always have the funniest things to say. and most importantly, i know i can always count on u for whatever, you’ll be there to listen to me. so thank u. i’m so grateful i have a celine in my life. i love u

me (aka moi): so....celine, where do I even start? from those very first few months when I joined this fandom in september last year we were close friends. we started our first conversation about old 1d memes and the rest is history. I don’t think there’s been a time in the last year or so where I haven’t spoken to you, and I really couldn’t imagine my life without you in it. I look forward every day to chatting with you in the gc and i’m always just in awe of how accepting, loving, caring and truly inspiring you are as a person. I love hearing you speak italian in the rare voice messages you send, and especially your selfies (I will hold the belief that you should be a model to the grave I think tbh). you inspired me to love myself for who i am and we’ve grown as friends into something I never thought i’d reach. i’m never going to be able to fully articulate the weight you hold in my life or the impact you’ve had on me, and i’m bad at expressing my feelings anyway, but I just wanted you to know how LOVED you are, by me, and from everyone here. I can’t wait to eventually meet you once you’re settled over here and I can’t wait for the memories and shows we’ll make in the future. thank you for being you, and please never stop being your amazing self 💕

14 notes · View notes

punkscowardschampions · 5 years

Text

Ali & Carly

Ali: ⚰ knock knock Ali: do i need to get the ouija out Carly: yea Carly: tho bit late to ghost the lad in my bed Carly: idk who he is Ali: 🤠 put on a disguise Ali: like whomst Ali: beats having to leave your own gaff Ali: tho it is a crime scene Carly: got love bites from my arse to my elbow Carly: is he a vamp or what like Carly: i taste good i kno Carly: [sends photographic evidence] Ali: bitch Ali: are you anaemic?! Ali: leech sounds more like it but is he sparkly with good hair Carly: bitch its too early for words i cant spell wtf Carly: he is sparkling but thats my shine ha Carly: the hair is a no Ali: low on iron, probs, i'll get you some iron tablets Ali: taste like blood, don't tell your bedmate, he won't wanna leave Ali: party's over n sharing ain't caring Ali: someone's feeling herself this morning Ali: here for it Ali: I've already been left so that's a no to me Carly: party only ended when i passed out a few hours ago Carly: so yea Carly: was fun Carly: baby no come over Ali: was whilst it lasted for me too but you know Ali: duty calls Ali: you sure Ali: don't wanna break it up if you're good to go again Carly: yea Carly: not scared to go hard on site cuz garda are to come around Carly: i am but hes snoring Carly: & boring Carly: come Ali: perks Ali: check he's not bumped his head Ali: they'd have to come if a normie went missing Carly: nah he has to go before he goes for a slash in my bed Carly: lads are ming Ali: want me to forward that to lene Ali: make her day Ali: steal my girl Carly: do Carly: never seen her party before Carly: weird Ali: Yeah Ali: she can hang but Ali: you know, other shit on her mind Ali: work being one of 'em Ali: thank god I ain't working today Carly: & i cant get a job Carly: ha Carly: can get rid of this boy easy tho Carly: hold on Ali: another skill for the CV Carly: yea Carly: better not have knocked me up Carly: not cute Ali: Umm Ali: you need to go to the pharmacy Carly: theres so much shit on the floor i cant tell whats us & whats party Carly: idc Carly: idk Carly: ill ask him Ali: Lemme know Ali: if I could pick it up for you I would Ali: guess I can, put on a oscar winning show for the nosy bitch in there Ali: Ma will die Carly: ha Carly: its k he wouldnt have gone near me w out Carly: quoted Ali: what a prick Ali: better not be there when i show up cunt Carly: hes leaving Carly: screaming him awake will do that like Carly: ha Ali: what he get for passing out 🤷 Ali: coulda shaved his eyebrows off like Carly: next time maybe Ali: get out the sharpie and all Ali: now it's a party Carly: need your artsy talents tho Carly: me just hold up i need my baby Ali: you got it covered babe Ali: i believe in you Carly: aw Carly: i gotta clean me & this place need belief Ali: how long are your rents away and are there enough stragglers we can rope in Ali: twatface not included, bye Carly: idk but yea theres lads everywhere Carly: mattress is covered Ali: 👏 Ali: put 'em to work Carly: while i lie here k Ali: hmm Ali: no bitch Ali: i know you're princess 'round these parts but still Ali: carriage is back to being a pumpkin sweetie Carly: but im 🤒 Ali: you're hanging Ali: can't claim morning sickness now bitch Ali: chop chop Carly: ha Carly: k bitch Carly: honeymoon over yea Ali: will be if your 'rents come back to this and murder you Carly: idc Carly: be sweet to me Ali: awh baby Ali: only playing tough love Ali: thinking i'm spending too much time with my gf? Carly: yea Carly: i missed you when she stole you away Ali: how dare she 😜 Ali: missed you too tho Carly: youre mine Carly: married you first Carly: & you didnt say bye to me 😢 Ali: are you sure Ali: 'cos I ain't Ali: but how unforgivably rude 😰 Carly: id remember Carly: never forget my boo Ali: baby Carly: you can make it up to me tho Ali: oh yeah? Ali: lemme guess, feed u grapes whilst you recline Carly: nah just be here Ali: easy Ali: got to yoga first but then i'll be there Ali: went too hard with the dancing last night obvs Carly: k ill shower that lad off me Carly: i think you went just right baby Ali: too descriptive babe 😬😂 Ali: calm down with your creative ways Carly: ha Carly: you should hear me sext Carly: so good Ali: sure Ali: maybe works on the straight boys 😉 Carly: not trying to work on anyone else Carly: tell your gf if shes gonna come for me Ali: you're alright, not her type Ali: I barely am Ali: 50% like Carly: shit odds Carly: that why shes so angry Ali: as shit as yours Ali: just in reverse Ali: not saying you're both wrong but Carly: k Carly: cant all be perfect babe Carly: thats just you Ali: 💁 Carly: you kno Ali: ugh my brother's being so annoying Ali: bitch i'm coming down i will fight you Carly: which 1 Ali: dancing one Carly: hes fun Ali: glad you think so Ali: send him over instead yeah Carly: you come here & stay at yours Carly: i'll Ali: alright Ali: you're getting a rough deal soz Carly: why Ali: 'cos he's usually the alright one, so if he's testing me, wait 'til the rest rock up Carly: idc i can sleep through anything Ali: be my guest Carly: but i want you to be mine Carly: had to share last nite Ali: you done w sharing? Carly: yea Carly: im mad Ali: aww Ali: pouty princess Carly: [sends a pouty selfie] Carly: cuz its better when you stay Ali: you're so cute Ali: it's rude and i object Carly: just for you my baby Ali: 😏 such a tease Carly: nah Carly: you can have anything you want Ali: yeah yeah Ali: anything you want from the shops Carly: theres nothing here Carly: i cant do that to you Ali: okay, i'll get breakfast and cleaning shit Carly: theres no money tho Ali: i don't mind Ali: s'only breakfast Ali: IOU if you want but honestly Carly: you're too good to me & for me boo Ali: nah i'm not Ali: no one deserves to be treated like shit the morning after Carly: got me crying Ali: baby Ali: don't be sad Carly: come down is a bitch but youre an angel Ali: 💚 i know Ali: you've survived it many a time before though, you'll be okay Ali: especially when you get some food and hugs Carly: yea Carly: shouldve invited your brother to my party Carly: what a bitch i am Ali: no no, he ain't here, just blowing up my phone being dumb Ali: you're alright, sure you'll meet him when summers out and he's out on town being fabulous Carly: k didnt fuck up the 1st impression Carly: love the gays Carly: your gf excluded like Ali: he's stalked your socials and liked what he's seen Ali: not in a creepy way 'cos gay, of course Ali: awh 😂 why can't we all get along Carly: he can add me i wont send him nudes Carly: cuz she looks at me like she was willing me to hang this hard Ali: oh good to know 😜 Ali: not letting him though, he chats shite and if he's gonna I need to vet it Ali: deal with it boy, crazy posessive wife like Ali: she's just angry with me Carly: idk who lads are if i cant id them in my usual and not seen his dick Carly: my bad if nudes go where they shouldnt Carly: whats he saying about me Carly: who could be angry at you too beautiful Ali: me either for a while, like Ali: feel it's unfair to describe it from memory of having to bath together Ali: awks Ali: just that you're cute Ali: n fun, of course Ali: and a hoe with it 😜 so her, easily lol Carly: aw Carly: but you didnt snog ronan last nite he werent there Ali: nah but she thinks i'm making a twat out of myself with you Ali: tragic straight girl crush, like Carly: cant have a crush on your missus Carly: weve gone beyond it Carly: real love Ali: yeah Ali: but you know Carly: she thinks were gonna fuck Carly: 3way would sort that Ali: exactly Ali: can't on principle Ali: and even if we whack out the strapon, no real dick for you so Carly: list where ive been Carly: puts loads of people off Carly: she'll know youre not trying to get w me Ali: i'm not gonna do you like that Ali: fuck that Carly: idc Carly: do what youve gonna do boo Ali: i know you don't Ali: but i do Ali: fuck those people who are just mad they weren't higher up in the list Ali: s'why you weren't so jog on Carly: stop being so nice to me Carly: if youre mean she'll forget her jealousy Ali: i don't want to Ali: i can handle it Ali: if she can't then Ali: that's that, isn't it Carly: yea Carly: but i dont wanna start shit for you Ali: trust, you didn't start this Ali: it's easier for her to pretend that's all it is Ali: that's all Carly: k Carly: if i was a lad id be fucked wouldnt i Ali: probably Ali: don't agree with that, it'd be the same but it'd be different in how she'd be able to deal, yeah Carly: thank god i grew some tits Ali: 😂 Ali: good job babe Carly: my ma was made up as well Carly: took a while like Carly: cant let her get the album out cuz i look like a lad Carly: pretty one tho Ali: you were always cute Ali: i remember Ali: grew into your ears and all 😉 Carly: aw Carly: do you tho? Ali: yeah, 'course Carly: you were always scrapping Carly: shouldve got w your gf then she'd like you more Ali: 😬 let us not think of how troubling the age gap woulda seemed then Ali: must've thought i was a right scouse stereotype Ali: bitches deserved it tho Carly: i thought you were cute Carly: & brave Carly: i was always behind my ma's legs Ali: like my sister Ali: I was always down for the more the merrier but her and Laoise said coven's had to be three so Ali: 🔮 number and all Ali: and tbh Laoise weren't that thrilled Ro was there, like Carly: black magic vibes from her forever Ali: legit Ali: shoulda been scrapping with her, like Carly: yea or fucking her first bf but i got there before you Carly: idk how she knew tho cuz he didnt tell anyone Ali: never lose that sixth sense, babe Ali: esp. when concerning keeping a man 🙄 Carly: did her a favor he was shit Carly: didnt have a clue what he was doing Carly: thought every virgin binge watched porn like Ali: 😂 Ali: have you ever binge watched? you're learning nothing of value from that shite Carly: yea but when youre bored youre bored Ali: I hear ya Ali: always bored Carly: me too Carly: & this sex drive isnt set for a cry wank or eye fuck Carly: no offence ma and da Ali: can't take it personally, lads Ali: ain't there's to try and control Carly: they gotta txt me back so i kno when they are coming home Carly: wtf got you two so busy Ali: all that sex they ain't having Carly: porn binge watch Carly: tho my dad likes reading his Ali: Can't beat a sticky page Ali: lost arm form Ali: art, lmao Ali: sure his form is grand Carly: doctor like howd you lose that arm Carly: epic cry wank Ali: 💪 on the right Ali: limp noodle on the other Carly: hot Ali: that's your father you're talking about Ali: no need to be that stereotypical Carly: shit my bad Ali: 😂 Ali: i love you bitch Carly: I love you too Carly: loads Carly: im mad at you again tho Ali: why what have i done>!> Carly: some1 came round the doorway & i thought it was you so i opened up but nah Carly: enjoy the eyeful lads Ali: oh babe Ali: 😏 bless you Carly: not gonna put clothes on for my girl Carly: waste of time Ali: obvs, charm you out so quick Ali: least it weren't the postie, or was it Ali: Ma reckons we were gonna get complaints, as if mother Carly: lad did deliver for me Carly: not letters tho Carly: least id showered Ali: gotta replenish Ali: you chasing off your comedown rn tho Carly: cant outrun that bitch Carly: some of the mas on site are mad tho you can tell yours Carly: state of their sons my bad Carly: should've kept em in if you were bothered Ali: oh great Ali: no you can't speak to the manager, piss off helen Carly: ha Carly: my da is gonna be in such a mood when he hears Carly: sorry you missed out Ali: parents Ali: not like anyone died Ali: calm it everyone Carly: dont want me to fuck on site dont want me to go off it Carly: talk sense Carly: other day you were trying to marry me off da Ali: just 'cos it brings people to his door Ali: soz to take you away from all the cranking but Carly: yea Carly: sorry im not hiding in the back like w i was little Ali: yeah Ali: too big for the caravan now baby Ali: need your own, how much is it to rent Carly: theyre on about it but the state on this one might change their minds Carly: im cleaning as fast as i can k Ali: we're gonna sort it, i am omw swear Ali: and i'm a parent pleaser so Ali: do the rounds, sweettalk to mothers Carly: he'll just take me back to the doctors like take her off the tablets shes too outgoing now thx Carly: another of your talents boo Ali: when the meds work TOO well Ali: but of course Carly: if he was around hed kno how shit they are Carly: ha Ali: 😔 Ali: baby Carly: its k just gotta double down Carly: pro now Ali: 💚 Carly: style the freakout out cuz ima bad bitch Carly: facts and talents Ali: no lies Ali: the baddest Carly: what we doing today that isnt boring Ali: you mean you ain't buzzing to make like kim and aggy Ali: rude, i'm living Carly: do anything w you but Carly: can only check you out every time you bend Ali: cheeky Ali: appaz imma check all of you out, like Carly: what you dont wanna Carly: your gf will be sad shes so wrong Ali: didn't say that but yeah Ali: hate to make her admit that as well, like Carly: ill tell her Ali: you gonna snitch on me Ali: 🍯 Carly: nah jk Carly: i like annoying her tho Ali: i know Ali: it is funny Ali: not taking sides but lol Carly: taking mine i kno Ali: shh Ali: there's no right or wrong here, babe Carly: k but you love me more Ali: its different Carly: maybe Ali: maybe huh Carly: idk she dont think it is Ali: yeah Ali: but we know the truth Carly: fact is we're ruling this place together Carly: no surprise shes jealous Ali: if the 👑 fits like Ali: soz babe Carly: & we fit Carly: cant fight it Ali: nope Ali: if it works it works Carly: yea & you work it better than anyone babe Ali: oh you Ali: save it for all the Ma's you gotta say soz to Ali: 💋 Carly: ha Carly: mine will kick my arse out if she gets on one better leave the mattress where it is Ali: not gonna come to that but always room for a lil one at ours Ali: i got you Carly: aw Carly: never had a sleepover when i was a kid Ali: 😧 then you gotta Ali: tbh they weren't all that always but you know mine were the best Carly: yea no doubt Carly: all the magic Ali: exactly, midnight snacks and scaring the shit out of each other Ali: can tell you who you gonna marry if you've got a tea light, like Carly: thats easy tho Carly: no1 Ali: alright then, excluding the fact we already is so rude, tbh Ali: i'll tell you who you next gonna bang Ali: same diff Carly: youre just gonna say you Carly: smooth Ali: please Ali: gimme some credit 😂 Carly: now i gotta kno Ali: we'll do it when i get there Ali: which will be soon Ali: got stuck chatting to an old lady in the shop Ali: assume she can't see or she'd have avoided me like hell 😂 bless her Carly: if its ronan again or his cousin dont tell me Carly: aw so cute Carly: youre the sweetest & prettiest ever Ali: i'll casually throw the wax in the bin like nothing to see here Ali: not this morning baby but 1/2 ain't bad #stillgotit Carly: tell me you see my death & run like k bye Carly: every morning Ali: you'd rather your literal death? they ain't THAT bad, predictable but like, damn Ali: that's some shade, feel the burn, lads Ali: so are you cutie Carly: idk but over ronan hard Carly: hes being such an arsehole to me Carly: cba Ali: don't Ali: ignore his Carly: yea but like im gonna see him even if i do Carly: fucking site life Ali: i kno but blank him Ali: nothing talks louder Ali: or if you gotta, be proper polite like he's a stranger Carly: ha yea Carly: amazing Ali: childish but so is he so Ali: two can play at that game Carly: youre right i kno Carly: ive deleted his txts so i cant show you but its k cuz youd be sad Carly: or mad Ali: i'm sure i could guess the gist Ali: you can tell me if you wanna talk about it though, i promise i won't go ripshit Carly: idc Carly: ive known him long so i didnt think hed go that hard but thats what lads are like Carly: he fucks around more than me too Ali: he's a hypocrite Ali: just 'cos he knows other lads can do it better Ali: he's just insecure, babe, ignore him Carly: i need a holiday from here Carly: but ma & da never take me w Ali: shit considering how many times they manage Ali: cut a hol off and you'd have enough funds lads Ali: maybe we can Carly: i did kick off last time cuz they didnt refill my prescription Carly: went crazy like Carly: wouldnt want that girl there either Ali: not your fault, that, though Ali: you were literally off your meds Carly: that they reckon i dont need tho Ali: if you didn't then you wouldn't act like that without Ali: simple as Carly: never thought of that Ali: we'll go, i promise Ali: even if it ain't far Carly: lets camp Carly: marshmallows are the shit Ali: hell yeah! Ali: let's find a cave forreal Carly: YEA Carly: dont fall over tho Ali: do my best 😂 Carly: you gotta Carly: only scaring me w ghost stories or whatever Ali: promise Carly: k we'll go Carly: 💙 Ali: 💚 done and done Ali: do you wanna bring anyone else or Carly: got my fave coming Carly: do you Ali: nah Ali: just wanna take you exploring Carly: k Carly: then you can Ali: 👌 Carly: id go now so whenever you want boo Ali: soon Ali: i'll work it out Carly: i kno Carly: got the belief Ali: 🔮 Carly: should get dressed or nothing'll get done Ali: awh Ali: you knew i just got here Carly: they arent on yet Carly: not that fast Ali: jk Ali: find me on the mattress when you're decent bitch Carly: baby no Carly: youll catch something off that Ali: sitting on the carrier bag Ali: always thinking Carly: so smart

0 notes