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comshipbracket · 7 months

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Antis DNI

Remember, you are voting for the ship you prefer, not the ship you find more problematic

Propaganda for both ships under the cut.

Yaeona Propaganda (Age Gap - Yae is over 2000 and Diona is 12 at most, MinorxAdult, AdultxChild, Species Difference - Yae is a Kitsune Youkai and Diona is a non-Youkai Cat-Human Hybrid, Power Imbalance)

"While the two haven't met in canon yet as far as I'm aware, Yae would be the type to take quick interest in Diona. Yae, in canon, already adores anyone with a cute set of fluffy ears and an adorable tail. She teases the character Gorou about such traits, and I can see her doing the same with Diona. Yae also has an interest in those who fall outside the norm of how the universe tends to work, and Diona was granted a blessing by a Spring Fairy so that any drink she mixes will be delightful to all who try it (despite wanting to make these drinks taste horrid). Yae would be able to pick up on such magic and be drawn to it."

"Diona herself is incredibly tsundere when it comes to accepting affection, but she's also quite capable of understanding her own boundaries. The issue comes when Diona's tsundere attitude and legitimate boundaries sound SO similar in tone and wording. Yae's the head of a Publishing Agency and huge fan of Light Novels with certain tropes, she'd fall head over heels for anyone expressing a tsundere attitude in this way. Even if Diona tried to put proper boundaries in place, Yae would likely chuckle away that it's cute to see a cat-person huffing and complaining with adorable pouts and puffed cheeks. Also, Kitsune have different rules for their bonding with mortals than two mortals may have together, so while not confirmed in canon it is possible that Yae sees no wrong with the age gap even if Diona does"

Kenshep Propaganda (Abusive Dynamic, Themes of Dubcon, Potental Noncon)

"John physically held Michael down to the operating table while other members of the Atlantis expidition forcibly turned him human, and then helped gaslight him into believing he was always human when the process wiped his memories (even though it didn't work and he eventually recovered his real memories). Michael, on the other side of things, murdered all of John's friends and drove the rest of the Atlantis expidition out of the Pegasus galaxy (in an alternate timeline, but John still possesses this knowledge)."

"John directly threatens to kill him at one point and Michael's response is `bitch, do it` (except Michael is much more eloquent about it). Michael, before he was turned into a human and then a hybrid, was a space vampire (wraith) who eats humans, and John is SUCH a monsterfucker, like, goddamn. Michael is also an obsessive bastard, like. If the show hadn't been an absolute PUSSY about utilizing Michael as a villain the POTENTIAL he had with John could've been INCREDIBLE, like seriously, analyzing these two characters they would've been scarily good foils for each other, and would've made for so much more interesting nemeses than John's canonical nemesis imo."

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ravenadottir · 2 years

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How would the LIs act when sick, and how would they react to a sick MC?

whining (needs to be babied)

bobby

i mean... it's not even a question! plus, he might be extra cute for some cuddling and some food.

as a carer: the same way he likes being pampered, he pampers her. bakes so much stuff and makes so much food she needs to ask him to stop. "i can't eat all that!" "not with that attitude you can't!". stays with her all the time. "i'm taking a day off to take care of you." "you don't have to." "i thought you would say that."

gary

same as bobby, but he does it playfully. there's so much of "but, but, i can't reach it..." with a pout and a guy that size it's kind of funny to picture him all cozied up in a blanket while whining. as for taking care of her, there's this: "i called my nan, she gave me this recipe and mate! mate! i remember back in school when she used to make this, you'll see, you'll be strong as a bull in no time!" and proceeds to destroy the kitchen in the process.

"i'm fine" (pretends not to feel anything)

kassam:

nothing ticks him off like getting sick, especially when he can't handle things alone. depending on someone is the worst thing he can think of and he hates having to ask things from someone else.

as a carer: often makes and does things for her but doesn't hover. he hates when someone does that to him, so he avoids being intensely present.

lucas

very similar to kassam, to the point he gets dressed, searching keys, wallet, only to realize she hid them. "i already called and let them know you're sick. you're not leaving this place today, love." to which he can't respond because he's probably too sick to do it.

as a carer: doesn't leave her alone, and how dare she say the same thing he did when he was sick?? "you're not gonna pull that one on me, it's clear you can't move, so lie down and i'll be right back." as he glares on his way out.

carl

nothing can make him stop working and how dare she trying to help??

as a carer: listen, he's not the most sensitive person so like... let him know exactly what you need. and remind him every time you can, because he will forget! also, nag on him about his phone because even though he stayed home to take care of you... he's still secretly working.

normally ("yes, i'm sick, but i can still do stuff")

noah

he hates being babied. the type that does everything around the house when on a sick day and has to hear her go off about it because "you're supposed to be resting, noah!"

as a carer: please, he can't stop himself. "you need to eat. you need to hydrate. are you comfortable? are you cold? are you hot? do you want help to get up? do you need help to lie down? do you want anything from the kitchen/living room/office?" he doesn't stop and i find that endearing (but slightly annoying). she has to say something, otherwise he won't stop.

henrik

rarely gets sick but when he does he immediately goes to the kitchen to cook up a cure. and while resting he truly does nothing but that, or maybe tries to distract himself with a game on his phone.

as a carer: so careful and legitimately staying close, cooking, arranging things for her to do and be distracted, possibly going out to buy new games for them to play together.

#litg #love island the game #litg s2 #litg season 2 #litg bobby #litg carl #litg gary #litg henrik #litg ibrahim #litg kassam #litg lucas #litg noah #queue #li's x sickness

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xiaowhore · 3 years

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You and xiao picking the white flowers (qixings???) and you make flower crowns for each other🥺🥺

making flower crowns

xiao

when you first suggested the idea of making flower crowns out of the blue, he was a little baffled.

it sounded a little too childish for his taste, but you were doing that pleading face again— no, not this time, [name], this sounds legitimately dumb— okay, fine, just stop pouting.

“i do not understand how you find this entertaining,” xiao grumbled while picking flowers, the complaints spilling out of his mouth a stark contrast to his compliant attitude.

“it's relaxing! do you not think the same?” you cheerily asked, rushing to his side the moment you gathered enough flowers. that beaming smile on your face somewhat relieved him that he didn't refuse.

“...i suppose, but i'm not sure how to make these—” he glanced at the flowers in his hand, “—into crowns.”

“that's okay. i'll show you!”

you settled for sitting on the grass, xiao sitting across from you, and began weaving the stems into a small chain.

“it's fairly simple, actually. just watch me.”

oh, he's watching alright; not necessarily at what you're doing, but at least he's paying attention to your face.

then all of a sudden you finished and he hadn't made an effort to learn whatever you were trying to do. oops.

“it's a little wonky, but it's still rather pretty,” you commented, studying your own work. you stole a glance at his direction and grinned cheekily.

“...what are you planning?” he questioned, narrowing his eyes in suspicion.

“oh, nothing really. i just thought this—” you proceeded to place the flower crown atop his head, “—would look good on you!”

your eyes lit up when indeed, it did look good on him. he couldn't say the same, however.

“...ridiculous.” xiao raised his hand to remove it from his head, ignoring your yell of protest. “this type of... thing would suit you better, not me.”

“what nonsense!” you denied strongly. “it made you look prettier!”

the small compliment made him flush slightly. “...ridiculous.”

“you said that twice now.”

“because it's true,” he sighed, picking up the leftover flowers you didn't get to weave. “if anyone is beautiful in here...”

he tucked the flower behind your ear.

“it's you.”

#genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact x reader #xiao #xiao x reader #xiao imagines #xiao headcanons #requests

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slashersins · 4 years

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You've made a few posts about getting stoned with Michael in the past,, how do you think it'd be with some of the other slashers?? And like, which ones do you think would be into it and other ones that maybe aren't sure about it but would try it if they knew you liked it? and which ones would not smoke or take anything EVER? I'm just very curious to hear your take on this !! I mean... don't think you've made any previous posts about this?

okay so , lets break this down into categories ! they’re pretty well spread out , so here we go !

the ones who would smoke

michael myers . big surprise here . big boy likes to get high . however , he prefers editables . if you want to smoke , that’s fine , he won’t take a hit . pass him a brownie . also , be prepared , this man gets lazy and hungry and very touchy . he’s a fucking cuddle monster when he’s high . kind of like a needy kitten who wants pets in the middle of the night and will lay across your face , only to jump off and eat food as loud as they can before coming back for more loving . michael is exactly like that . also , if you want high sex , you’re gonna have to take charge and ride him , he’s just gonna enjoy his high and pleasure while you do the work .

vincent sinclair . it’s one of his favorite ways of relaxing . he’s done it since he was a teen . bo discovered booze , he discovered weed . he’s no less intense when he’s high , still staring at you , still touching you , only his movements are slowed and less delicate . he wants you close , in his lap , against his side . he’ll play metal music in the back ground , letting smoke swirl around the both of you . expect a lot of smoky kisses and long gazes from your man . he’s high as fuck and you’re the only thing important to him right now . a living breathing work of art .

carrie white . carrie ? our sweet girl ? doing the weed ? it’s more likely than you think ! while she might take some convincing , her deep need to rebel against her mother brought on by the courage you give her has this good girl shyly taking a hit . she will cough . give her water and praise and tell her it’s all okay . it happens , you can take it slow . and please do . let the high slowly seep into her skin and lungs and let her feel light and relaxed . she’ll want to cuddle , and you should stroke her hair and just talk . you’ll smoke and talk for hours , never getting so high that you’re both far gone , but getting high enough that everything is slow and hazy . you might even get some shy kisses from your sweet girl , and she’ll giggle and hide in your chest , feeling free for once .

the ones who would rather drink

bo sinclair . everyone knew he’d be on this list . the man drinks so much he should have a beer gut and how he doesn’t is beyond everyone . whether it’s a beer after a days work , a couple after a rough day , or an entire pack after a bitch ass week , this man usually has at least one a day . he likes the buzz he feels . he likes how in some ways he can forget about shit . but mostly he just wants to get fucked up and sleep . while he can be a bastard when sober , he can be one when drunk too , running his mouth . but he also tends to get a little more emotionally open when drunk , so you might end up hearing him say things he will pretend not to remember in the morning .

lester sinclair . another beer drinker in the sinclair home , only he’s a lot more casual about it . he’s like a social drinker , only having two or three . he’s a goofy drunk , stumbling around and laughing and chattering on . vincent and bo find it hard to be upset after a rough week if they have lester over to get drunk . it’s also funny to them that their baby brother is such a light weight . he gets really embarrassed when he does get drunk enough that he’s making a little bit of a fool of himself , but he’s so cute that vincent and bo can only tease him .

thomas hewitt . while this big country boy wouldn’t mind a ice cold beer , he doesn’t drink all that much . maybe once a month or so , sometimes once every two . and he rarely if ever gets drunk . he’s seen charlie / hoyt drunk too many times , and had too many run ins with drunk as fuck bastards when the slaughterhouse was still open . he doesn’t want to be like that , so he keeps himself to no more than two beers at one time . he doesn’t mind the taste of beer , and it really is more of a social “you earned this” type of deal for him .

the ones who would do both

jesse cromeans . this man drinks only the most expensive , oldest scotch , whisky , bourbon , and wine . he drinks casually , he drinks socially . but he does not drink to get drunk . no . he tries his best not to actually . which is surprising to most , as he was considered a bit of a play boy party boy back in his earlier rich boy days . but while he doesn’t get wasted on booze , he does enjoy getting high as fuck . he’ll only do it in the comfort of his own home . relaxing and smoking and watching old videos of his . might jerk off a little , might snuggle up to you . might pull you into his lap and laugh with you as you both watch stupid videos on the internet . one time you laughed at a picture of a blurry paper bag for two hours . jesse won’t leave the house until his high has completely worn off . he doesn’t wanna be caught off his guard .

billy loomis . he’s a bad boy . what can i say ? he’ll drink , he’ll smoke . as long as it’s with you and stu and he’s having fun ? who cares . billy is a messy drunk , getting naked and wanting to bite and kiss over you and stu , even if it doesn’t lead to anything else . it’s just too hot for clothes and he wants his babes close . he’s a munchie having , giggle gremlin when he’s high , however . while its more snickers than giggles he will almost laugh at anything , wanting to be the one cuddled and coddled while he eats chips and shakes with laughter .

stu macher . loud and handsy drunk , however if he drinks too much he gets a bit violent towards others . which is why you and billy know when to cut him off . when he’s just normal drunk , he’s wanting to touch and talk and talk and talk . he won’t know he’s being too loud , just spilling out words and nonsense for fun as he lays across whoever is closer . as a high boy , he’s almost completely quiet . he’ll just lay and stare and watch with his mouth open in awe . sometimes he’ll start giggling but then he’s back to dead eye staring . he’s also gonna be cuddling things that he thinks are you and billy but aren’t . like a pillow . or his cat .

the ones who would never do either

brahms heelshire . this man will only drink sparkling grape juice . he doesn’t have the pallet for booze and he doesn’t like the smell of weed . he has no issue with you drinking , as long as it’s fancy whine , chardonnay , etc . you have to be classy , like mummy and daddy were , if you drink . he might take a sip , but he’ll prefer his juice , thank you .

jason voorhees . he’s highly against all things booze and drug related . he literally kills people who show up on his land , he makes double work of them if they do either of those things . he’s a good boy , momma raised him right . if you do either , he’s conflicted and a bit upset . you’re his special person , you’re good , why are you doing bad things ? if you explain to him that it’s just a small glass with a meal during like , thanksgiving or christmas , he might relent . and if you tell him the weed is for pain and it’s legitimate , he will be less inclined to be upset with you . but still , he doesn’t like it .

bubba sawyer . bubba doesn’t like the way booze and beer make people act . he doesn’t wanna act like that . he got drunk once , and he hated it . it’s the same with weed . he has a strong sense of smell and his little nose hates the way weed smells . which is why he babbles at chop top to call him stinky . if you drink , he might be a bit skittish , thinking you’ll try and hurt him like so many others have . it’ll take a little bit of patience to calm him down , and tell him you’d never . he would like it if you didn’t drink , but if it’s only a little and you aren’t being mean he’s okay . as for the weed , he might pout because now you smell like chop top , but the way you giggle and act is cute . so he doesn’t hate it as much .

jacob goodnight . no . just no . hard no . no drugs . no booze . not you . not him . he just can’t . years of religious abuse have ingrained some roots that are too deep to pull out . and for jacob both of those things are a no .

martin ( 1977 ) . martin doesn’t do either . he already feels off as it is when he hasn’t fed recently . and he has no need for drugs or alcohol . why would he ? besides , he doesn’t want to make any mistakes while intoxicated or high . it’s just that simple . he’ll say no politely if offered . if you drink or smoke he might make a mild complaint about how you don’t need those things , about how it makes you taste off and he likes it when you taste like you . the only drugs you should have inside of you are the ones martin gives you to sleep .

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pffbts · 5 years

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hello my baby! are requests still open? can I request a Taehyung imagine where he's been in love with a co worker noona for sometime but he is afraid to confess but finally gets his chance? its ok if you dont answer this request right away! your well being is more important. always remember that I'm here for you 🥰

―genre: fluff; angst; crack; minimal smut.

―characters: kim taehyung x female reader | no supporting character.

―w.c: 2.1K

―author`s note: i, honestly, have no words but this is such a good request i had to like dive in with all my love – i guess. also no, i did not just almost write a sappy kissing scene. thank you for the request, didi. much love

[08:50 PM] [the city during the night times is always the best time for someone to see the outline of someone`s presence]

―the blue haired guy beside your cubicle is out of this world attractive. you know it, the guy who sits in the other cubicle beside this guy knows it, the women of all age in this office know it, your dog knows it, and most importantly, the desktop which sits right in front of him, on top of his desk – knows it, mostly.

the blue haired guy – our shamelessly beautiful protagonist, kim taehyung felt like he had never seen a woman this beautiful in his whole life as if sometimes he can`t even see what is beyond you in his field of vision. it was tempting and satisfying. even though your presence affects him this much, you were completely unaware of his thoughts. but it was only because he is good at hiding it.

you always thought that taehyung is a hard-working guy, who watched anime and read comics during his free times. he`s always the one who greets you first thing in the morning but you didn`t know that he did all this because he wanted to keep in touch with you as long as his time permits him to do so.

to be frank, office workers work late – sometimes the shifts are so late that when you return home, your heels are legitimately giving you nightmares back to back. but things like this are part of your life. but to be given a choice that you can skip such activity then you would probably be the first one to raise your hand up and with that simultaneously, the blue-haired guy because then he`ll probably have no work in the office without your presence beside him all the time.

this is pathetic, taehyung thought. because even he knows there are a thousand reasons why this thing for you of him will not work out. first – you`re older than me and it`s not just by age (four and a half years) but also career-wise, you`re much senior to him; second – his looks, strangely enough, he`s aware of the wavering glances the younger female co-workers give to him, taehyung knows that he has killer looks and to that he thanks his parents every day but then what is the use of such good looks when he can`t even make you fall in love with him. why must he get the such-a-hard-working-junior pat on his head every day whenever he greets you in the morning?

also – ridiculous, this is so fucking ridiculous, like why is that weird breaded man hanging over your head as you speak about this project you`ve taken up while scrolling through the draft and bullet points – like dude, back the fuck up or else, taehyung might lose his good boy persona and that`s definitely not good news.

taehyung clenched his fist – his fingers hovering over the keyboard mid-typing as he watches everything from the corner of his eyes. suddenly, the tie around his neck was suffocating and his toes were twitching with rage inside his shoes. this is impossible. without considering any other thoughts, taehyung jumped in, “sir!”

both you, with wide eyes and the weird-breaded-guy looked at taehyung`s direction.

“yes, mr.kim?”

“sir, i-.”he started, only to be cut off.

“mr. kim you can see i`m currently talkin-.”

“washroom!” a panicked taehyung squeaked in, “can i please be excused?”

well, what the fuck, kim. taehyung felt like if only the ground would open up right at that moment and just swallow him up then he wouldn`t have to watch your face giving him strange expression.

“of course you can. it`s not school anymore, mr. kim.”

even though the breaded guy laughed for a second, taehyung felt like all of his bad deeds since childhood had been relived and he felt helpless under your funny gaze and everyone who had stopped typing and looking at his direction, sly grins on their face and weird whispers from their mouth.

without another glance towards anyone, taehyung got up from his place and swiftly walked away from the secret laughter, away from you whose eyes have softened when you realized something was completely wrong with his face – this is not the taehyung you know. this taehyung is flustered and probably looks like fighting a battle within himself. this taehyung looked like someone had touched a very sensitive part of the reel of his memories.

after an hour and talking about your project sidelines, you looked to his side. the seat was still empty and somehow, you know, you shouldn`t be feeling like this – because there`s really no reason for you to feel like this – you shouldn`t really be missing him. you looked back at your computer screen, waiting for the next word to follow your thoughts.

washing his face vigorously and making a mess of his bangs against his forehead, taehyung looked back at his reflection. why was this so difficult – to just tell you everything and just be confident with it, or was it something that`s not feeling right within himself. taehyung was all at once not confident – not confident enough to look at his reflection, the way his eyebrows are always on the flick, his eyes that has only intensity looming in them, his skin, his lips which is shaped just like a heart. maybe because he`s nervous – to confess his true feelings to you because he fears that if you see his true self, the reasons behind his morning greets, his assuring smile every once in a while then you would completely cut him off from your life.

maybe, you don`t even consider him as a man who is capable of taking over your heart. maybe you see him as a friend – or worst, brother. then, what would he do? will he try to cover up his shattered insides with a white cloth filled with smiles or just leave you and let you give the time to regret your decision?

no! he can`t do that. another splash of water against his face and taehyung inhaled as quickly as the water dripped off his face. he can`t just make you regret something you weren`t even responsible for doing. but, you`re so far away, so far away that sometimes he thinks distance is like snow which melts away no matter what and that it was never a real thing. pushing his hair back, taehyung stood straight up, his shoulders slouched and his jaw lose.

maybe if that`s how it is – then he`ll definitely give it a shot. maybe he`ll give his best and get through this exam without a red mark on his report card. maybe this time he won`t have to come back home with his heart in his hand and no one in front of him without a stretched out hand waiting for him to pass his heart to that person.

it was probably getting quite late and for a moment you thought why not take a breather in the office balcony while watching the night view of the city that spreads itself oh so beautifully under the night with no clouds but stars. pushing your chair, your eyes flickered to taehyung, who was sitting, his body leaning forward and it was clear he was writing something instead of typing. a smile came across your face at the thought of his sudden smiles that he gives often out of nowhere.

getting up finally, you softly padded towards the balcony – the cool wind already making your knee-length skirt flow in soft waves. you walked forward, cutting the air and soon, your hair was flowing on your sides – some of the loose strands over your face. your hand found the purchase of the railing and you breathed in closing your eyes in bliss.

a few minutes later, you stayed still against the flowing air around your body and soon, you heard a voice – and it was such a good voice you tried to remember how it felt like in your ears.

“maybe this is what people mean when you can`t see anyone but the one in your field of vision,” opening your eyes, your eyes flickered on an ethereal looking taehyung, his chin resting on his palm whose elbow rested on the railing, his eyes on you, his lips in a loose pout and his blue bangs messy and moving along with the air. it was such a sight and you still were unaware of his words.

taehyung tried again but this time, he pulled himself up and moved closer to you – so close that the end of your right shoulder met with his sternum. taehyung is definitely a decently tall guy with a pretty handsome face, not to forget his voice was something you would love to wake up every day to.

wait, what are you even thinking? you asked your clouded brain. the air was cool and soon taehyung was eye level with you, a little bit distance and his nose would almost touch you, you thought again.

“i can`t do this anymore,” he started again, his breath falling over your face.

“taehyung, what do you-,” you stumbled on your words and closed your eyes as he leaned in dangerously close to you at once.

“pretending like i just don`t have any sort of feelings for you. as if my smiles are just empty box of gifts, as if my eyes don`t find you every day, as if i don`t call out your name every time you smile back at me.” standing straight up and making you move to face him with his hand on your waist, he leant in, his face almost close to you. this is – why? – what is happening?

in no minutes, you felt a soft warmth against the corner of your lips. your breath hitched and you opened your eyes, to see nothing but the blue of taehyung`s bangs and his inhales and exhales too distinct on your skin.

“noona,” taehyung pressed his lips against the left half of your lips, “no,” a microscopic giggle, “y/n, i,”pulling himself away from your lips for a second, taehyung looked at your closed eyes, your batted breathe, your stilled body, your hair that tickles his face. leaning in again, this time taehyung completely pressed his lips against yours but before you pull him against you, he pulled away with a “love you.”

“taehyung…”

your arms reached his neck and you pulled him against yourself, putting his mouth on yours again as if this was the kind of breather you were waiting for such a long time.

“i`ve loved you for a long time,” pushing his face against your collar bones, he whispered against the bare skin there, “i`ve watched you for a long time. i love you a lot. i know it`s silly but i really love you.”

looking at the sky right now is like watching sudden spaceships out of nowhere. the air against your body was different – there was a sudden heaviness in it, as if someone filled up a void in it, pushing all of their emotions, their strength into that void to let it be the strongest filled up void. the boy against your throat, the painfully leaning boy looking too drained to keep his head up – as if he has already used up his everything.

and at that moment, you just moved your palm up and down his back, feeling the muscles underneath the white cotton shirt and soon, you`re holding him close against your chest, your face against his hair and a smile there on your face, all over again.

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ivarinleatherpants · 6 years

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ok, OTP questions all of them. Or one through ten. Or one through five. You know what, I don't care. Gimme, I'm desperate.

Whelp, we’ll see how many of these I can get through! XD

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

-Ivar. Totally Ivar. He’s the one who has never needed to stick to a budget, and he loves spoiling Gwen with all the nice things she could never afford growing up.

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

-Ivar wants Gwen to sit in his lap more, but she gets worried about hurting his legs. More often, it’s Ivar who ends up falling asleep with his head in her lap while she runs her hand through his hair.

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

-Pfft. Ivar, obviously. The second he comes home the shirt comes off. Gwen doesn’t mind so much, but she needs to get stuff done, dammit! She can’t keep getting distracted by the... arms... and... the other muscles... and...

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

-It’s pretty equal. Though Ivar’s the one who’s more likely to actually be out all night. He loves to go to punk concerts or to play with his band, but Gwen doesn’t like the noise and crowds. Sometimes she’ll come pick him up, but a lot of times she just waits for him to come home.

It probably doesn’t help that he always gets very... erm... energetic... after all the adrenaline. Then he comes home with his full punk-regalia on, his makeup all smudged and his hair messy and... yeah...

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

-Gwen. She’s a competent cook, and can make a decent meal, but she has to have a recipe she can follow or else things can get out of hand. Ivar is just proud of her for trying to go out of her comfort zone, even though she can’t cook a steak to save her life.

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

-Ivar doesn’t know what an OTP prompt even is, and teases Gwen horribly for reading fanfiction.

Ivar: *Gleefully* This is straight-up porn, Ging!

Gwen: GIVE THAT BACK THIS MINUTE!

Ivar: Metal arms? Really? Is that your thing, babe? Blue eyes and a bit broken?

Gwen: I’M NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN!

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

-Gwen totally wears Ivar’s shirts.

It’s unlikely anything but Gwen’s most over-sized ugly sweaters would fit Ivar.

Not that he’s ever tried or anything... but there was that one pair of pants that would have gone SO well with his jacket...

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

-Again, probably equal. Gwen does a lot of the shopping early on, just because-again-Ivar had no clue how to shop frugally. But later on she ends up working at Kattegat U as a research scientist/teacher, and he has Heathen Hotrods so he can stay home with the kids, he ends up running a lot of the errands.

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

-Depends. They both like to drive. There are some cars Ivar prefers to drive, but he categorically refuses to drive Gwen’s Subaru Mom-mobile, so it’s a toss-up. It also depends of in one is more tired, or if Ivar’s legs are hurting more than usual.

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

-Gwen is the only one who draws, but she doesn’t do people. Ivar does like to take pictures, though, and has quite the collection *wink wink nudge nudge*.

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

-Ivar is the backflipper, while Gwen would be following behind, shouting at him to be more careful and STOP doing that he’s going to hurt himself!

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

-Oddly enough, Gwen is probably more likely to overdo it. She doesn’t know her own limits the way Ivar does. He’s good at keeping an eye on her and letting her have fun, but making sure she drinks water and stops before she makes herself really sick.

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

-They’re both the sort to get little things just because it makes them think of the other. Ivar probably a little bit more, just because he’s more financially spontaneous.

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

-Gwen hyphenates when they get married. Ivar proudly introduces them as Dr. and Mr. Wessex-Lothbrok. It gets to the point where he sometimes forgets he didn’t actually change his name. XD

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

-Neither of them are super bothered by spiders. Unless it’s a really big one and it shows up in the shower, then both of them are likely to shriek and cry for help.

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

-Gwen probably spends more time wearing Ivar’s jackets than he does. She doesn’t even have to indicate that she’s cold, he just has this sort of sixth sense and immediately swoops in like some leather-clad savior.

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

-I think this is pretty obvious, considering it’s already happened. lol. It’s a long time before Ivar and Aethelred actually start to get along, and even longer before they can really be considered ‘friends’.

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

-Let’s see. Ivar pretty much jumped in head first, but Gwen was the first to say “I love you”. It’s easy for him to be affectionate, but hard for him to talk seriously about his feelings. Whereas Gwen grew up in a family that was much more open about that sort of thing.

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

-They both have their strengths and weaknesses. Gwen has less experience with kids, and is pretty uncomfortable with them when she first meets Ivar’s huge family. He’s the one who is the most gung-ho about having kids, but isn’t actually all that into kids that aren’t his own.

With their kids, Ivar is really good at handling the not-so-serious stuff, the tantrums over silly things that Gwen has a hard time being patient with. But it’s really hard for him if one of his kids is really hurt, whereas Gwen is very good at remaining calm during crises.

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

-They’re both grammar Nazis, and mock Alfred for using numbers and other text shorthand.

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

-They will both come in, guns blazing, if someone tries to hurt the other. They even aggressively defend each other against themselves. Self-deprecation is met with physical assaults with deadly plushies.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

-Ivar makes ALL the bad puns, and is SO happy when he’s finally able to legitimately use dad humor. Gwen pretends to cringe, but she actually thinks he’s really funny.

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

-Gwen has come home to find a new animal many times. Many, many times. Once it was a daschaund puppy that had lost all it’s fur (Napoleon), another time it was a mini horse in their shed. Ivar argues that he tried to say ‘no’, but the kids insisted.

Ivar: No guys, we aren’t adopting the horse.

Judah (a.k.a Ivar Jr.): *Slapping his little four-year-old hand down emphatically* Daddy! He needs a famiwy!

Alyssa (a.k.a Gwen Jr): *Two and already running the world with an iron pout* Pony! Pony!

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

-Ivar: Are you tired? Wanna ride on my back?

Gwen: No.

Ivar: Giiing! C’moooon!

Gwen: No! Your legs are already going to be hurting from all this walking!

Ivar: Ging, get over her and let me carry you!

Gwen: No, you can’t make me!

*Continues, ad infinitum.*

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

-Ivar is more likely to play a sport, but really, he’s the shameless fanboy. Gwen’s maybe tried to leave him at home once or twice when she’s getting an award of some kind, because he makes that bad of a ruckus.

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

-Ivar. He just can’t get enough of his cutie-patootie. Gwen protests that her drooling isn’t cute, and if he doesn’t delete that right now, so help her...

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

-Also Ivar. The few times Gwen’s gone with him to a show, she lets him give her a full punk makeover. Just in general he likes to pick out her clothes. He may know the contents of her closet slightly better than she does.

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

-Neither of them is really afraid of the other’s pet, but Gwen is deeply suspicious of Napoleon on occasion. She’s sure he’s not as innocent as he looks, especially considering the number of times he’s conned Ivar into letting him sleep in their bed.

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

-Ivar has a strong streak of chivalry, hammered into him since birth by Aslaug. She taught him how to behave in high society, and there’s certain things that he still does on instinct.

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

-They’re both homebodies to a certain extent, so they wouldn’t be constantly travelling, but they’d still like to visit other countries. Especially Ivar, who loves history. They probably take a couple trips every year. Gwen plans out the itinerary and makes Ivar stick to it despite his tendency to wander off. They like to see historical sites and go to museums. Probably a good mix of exciting stuff like amusement parks, and just chilling in a nice hotel somewhere scenic.

Ivar, of course, brings two or three cameras along and uses all of them.

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"I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example." for character/fandom of your choice :3

HI THIS HAS BEEN SITTING HERE FOREVER. But here you go, super roommates AU

Yuuri - or Borealis as he is at the moment, in his dark blue jumpsuit and iridescent mask - stands on a completely flat roof with no clear points of entry, raises a single, unimpressed eyebrow and asks, “Phichit, why.”

Phichit isn’t sure why he’s asking - he never seems satisfied with the answers. Even now, Borealis’s expression doesn’t change as Shadow Dancer swoons into his arms and asks, “Why is it always ‘why’ with you? A series of questions, stifling an artist’s creativity. It’s unbecoming for one such as yourself, when you should know that artists do not ask if the endeavor is possible - they simply make it so!”

It’s a masterpiece, truly, and Borealis shows no appreciation as he complains, “Okay, Phichit, but that doesn’t explain why we’re here.”

There’s a pause as Yuuri waits for an answer, then he adds, almost as a second thought, “Also I feel like ‘why’ is perfectly legitimate when the question is something like ‘why do the hamsters need a homemade, deluxe encampment when we’re sleep deprived college students stuck in a glorified broom closet’. Or, you know, ‘why are we, at this very moment, on the roof?’”

Phichit tilts his head back, the better to look Yuuri in the eye while still maintaining maximum swoon. It’s not quite as effective as he’d like, since he’s currently wearing his bright red Shadow Dancer mask, but it’ll have to do. “I do not know who this ‘Phichit’ is,” he announces solemnly, “but he sounds like an absolutely delightful roommate with excellent taste in best friends and hamsters.”

Yuuri, instead of appreciating him properly, narrows his eyes. “Okay, then, Shadow Dancer, would you care to tell me why you’re stuck on a roof, completely bereft of shadows to dance in, at high noon?”

“Well, there was a shadow here earlier. The building next to us casts a very nice one at ten in the morning.”

Phichit is the most logical of college students - he has no idea why Yuuri has decided to smack his forehead with his palm. Really.

“What were you doing on an empty rooftop long enough that you lost track of the shadow you came in?”

“It’s a tale of mystique and intrigue, steeped in tension and heartwarming - ”

“How did you get lost?”

“I DON’T KNOW.”

“Why didn’t you just jump back in once you ended up here, anyway?”

“…”

“Phichit no.”

“I might have underestimated how much shadow manipulation I could manage in a 12-hour time frame and played with too many shadow puppets.”

“Phichit!”

“Shadow Dancer,” Phichit says absently, before he continues, “George, Marshmallow, and Harvey needed the play time! I’ve been neglecting them.”

“We literally spent four hours last week building them a deluxe two story cage so that they wouldn’t get bored.”

“But Yu - Borealis, they looked at me with their cute little hamster eyes. How was I supposed to say no?”

“They’re hamsters. Their expressions never change.”

“Are you saying you could resist them?”

Yuuri, very noticeably, doesn’t answer him. He looks away with shifty eyes and the kind of pout that has people stopping in the streets to give him cookies, and his voice takes on a notably petulant cast as he finally mutters, “Well, I’m not the one who got stuck on a rooftop at noon.”

With a grin, Phichit announces, “You might have a point there, but you didn’t deny it, so I still win!”

“Don’t forget that I’m the only one who can get you off this roof at the moment.”

“Please don’t abandon me!” Phichit makes his best hamster face for Yuuri after that. It’s great, since Yuuri’s a sucker for Phichit and also cute things, and thus falls for it every time even when he knows it’s coming.

Sure enough, Yuuri sighs with a wry smile that says he knows exactly what just happened but can’t be bothered to be upset by it. Instead, he just rolls his eyes and says, “Fine, I guess I should probably get you back home or something.”

“Yay! Thank you, oh best friend, light of my life, blessing of my heart!”

“You realize I’m already going to help you, right?”

“It doesn’t make it any less true though, so I get to say it!” Phichit replies cheerfully.

Yuuri, with a slight chuckle, shoves Phichit away from the center of the roof with a huffed, “Okay, okay, I got it - I’m helping.”

After that, he takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, stretching out his hands so that he can start refracting light.

In the space of a moment, the bright sunlight starts to bend. It’s almost normal at first, nothing stranger than a light shone through distance glasses, but the shadow slowly gains definition as glowing motes start to drift towards Borealis’s hands.

While this is happening, Borealis opens his eyes and turns to Phichit. There’s a moment when his stare is the slightest bit strange, eyes faintly glowing in a way that can’t be accounted for by just the noontime sun, then Yuuri blinks says, “You realize that you’re going to have to cook for like a week now, right?”

Phichit scoffs, “Please, I’ll cook for a month if it means we don’t have to deal with the cafeteria.”

Yuuri laughs. “I’ll accept that deal. But really, if you could make shadows like you make curry…”

Phichit feels like being a bit of a brat at the moment, now that he’s got a shadow in the making, so he gasps with all the offense he can muster and states, “Are you implying my powers are not amazing? I am offended, how dare you insult your arch enemy this way!”

“Okay, one - you’re my partner, not my arch nemesis. Two, though… I mean, I didn’t say anything, but if I weren’t here, you’d be stuck for at least three more hours. You are kind of useless right now.”

Yuuri’s wearing his troll grin at the moment, so Phichit is kind of obligated to argue. Unfortunately, it’s not exactly like he’s wrong about the whole roof thing, so all he can immediately say is, “Okay, fine, but like. I’m not totally useless.”

At that, Yuuri raises an eyebrow. It’s really unfair, because Yuuri is an actual teddy bear and has no right to look so accidentally, distractingly intimidating, but it’s also doesn’t really matter for the purposes of this discussion, so he just powers through that and says, “I can be a bad example!”

This is, apparently, the wrong thing to say, because Yuuri bops Phichit’s head with a glowing hand, trailing faint glitter, and says, “No, no you can’t.”

When Phichit whines, Yuuri just continues, “You’re a superhero, that is the opposite of a bad example.”

Phichit clutches imaginary pearls to his chest. “We don’t use that kind of language in this household!”

Really, calling him a superhero. It’s an affront to super-villainy everywhere. He is the best super villain, as is only fitting for the grand rival to the best superhero around.

Apparently, Yuuri doesn’t appreciate this, because he just rolls his eyes and turns back to his disc of shadow. It’s a good-sized circle now, large enough for two people and almost inky in the bright light. Certainly, it’s dark enough for Shadow Dancer to pull them through with little effort, so Borealis nods to himself and closes his eyes with a deep breath.

On his exhale, his eyes snap open and his hands close into fists. It doesn’t look like much has happened, but Shadow Dancer sees the tell-tale waver that says Yuuri’s locked his refraction into place. It won’t stay up for more than thirty minutes, since he’s pulled his focus away from it, but that’s all he really needs.

That’s all normal. What’s strange is that Borealis, after all of that, pulls out his phone and starts typing furiously.

It’s deeply suspicious, if only because Yuuri-as-Borealis only uses his phone for superhero business and is also kind of awful at updating his superhero twitter. Because of this, it’s with great trepidation that Phichit asks, “Yu - Borealis. What… what are you doing?”

“Getting answers.”

In short order, Yuuri has a twitter poll set up, asking if Shadow Dancer is a hero or a villain.

Naturally, the first thing Phichit does is open up his Shadow Dancer twitter account to answer that he’s a villain, since it’s literally in his profile.

The rest of the public apparently can’t read, because there’s an overwhelming majority pointing Shadow Dancer towards heroism.

Phichit has been betrayed by his own followers.

“Your followers haven’t believed you were a super-villain since like, your second week on the job. Now hurry up and get us out of here so that I can get back to sleep.”

#yuri on ice #my writing #yuri on ice fanfic #I'M FINISHED! KIND OF!#(seriously as much as I'm glad to be done I also kind of want to look over it one moretime before posting it to AO3)#anyways #Yuuri is a superhero with light powers #Phichit is a 'super-villain' with shadow powers who is actually Yuuri's partner-in-stopping-crime #but he's also like /really/ attached to his evil laughter so #(also while he can manipulate shadows and travel through them) (he can't exactly do both at the same time)

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Antis DNI

Remember, you are voting for the ship you prefer, not the ship you find more problematic

Propaganda for both ships under the cut.

Despaircest Propaganda (Incest - Junko and Mukuro are sisters, Twincest, Abusive Dynamic)

"What if we caused the apocalypse together and we were both twin sisters😳 It's implied multiple times that Junko's way of showing affection is physical/emotional abuse, and Mukuro is shown as getting off from or at least enjoying Junko's abuse pretty much whenever it happens. They're literally made for each other🖤."

Eugarian Propaganda (Age Gap, MinorxAdult, One-Sided Crush, Idol-Worship)

"Literally in the First Episode of the show, when we're introduced to Varian, the first thing he does is start gushing about how much he loves Flynn Rider (Eugene's former persona), and Eugene gets all flattered and cocky about seeing such a big fan of his work! Then Varian promises to share a `big secret` with Eugene, and makes him promise to `not tell anyone`, which is absolutely the setup for something nefarious if you ask me."

More Eugarian Propaganda provided by Anonymous HERE

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Antis DNI

Remember, you are voting for the ship you prefer, not the ship you find more problematic

Propaganda for both ships under the cut.

KuroWolf Propaganda (MinorxAdult, Power Imbalance)

"Sekiro is a game about Wolf, a shinobi whose been tasked with protecting Kuro, the Divine Heir, who is an immortal child with the ability to give the gift of immortality via his blood. Their country of Ashina is tearing itself apart as both factions from within and outside the country are attacking, all in the attempt to claim The Divine Heir, and Ashina for themself."

"Wolf not only lives, but dies for his Lord. There isn't any length he wouldn't go in order to protect Kuro. When a Ashina general named Genichiro cuts off Wolf's arm, kills him, and takes Lord Kuro, Wolf comes back to life and kills waves of Ashina soldiers to get back to his master. He doesn't give a shit about the country. He doesn't care about the lives he ends. He lives by the Shinobi Code, where only obeying his father is seen as more important than protecting his Lord."

"And in the neutral and good ending? Wolf breaks that one rule and defies his father, who had manipulated him into being Kuro's shinobi in order to get closer to Kuro and take his gift for himself too. Wolf kills his father to protect Kuro, and it makes me fucking INSANE. There isn't anything he wouldn't do for him!!"

"And on Kuro's part? You can see he tries to act calm and intelligent as it's expected of him, but you can get glimpses of his true feelings. How he stops himself from running into Wolf's arms at the very beginning of the game, when they first reunite. How, when you get to the second fight with Genichiro, he calmly states that Genichiro will never get his gift of the Dragon's Blood, because he KNOWS Wolf would come for him (and just like that, Wolf jumps up onto the balcony to protect him!!). How they have their own secret way to call each other with a Reed Whistle… how Kuro lies to Wolf about how to destroy his immortality, because he can't bare to have Wolf know he'd need to kill him for it to happen… How Wolf gifts him rice, and Kuro says he'll make something sweet for him in return"

"Wolf knows he shouldn't love his Lord the way he does. It's improper for any shinobi, let alone to consider Kuro's age… but in every action he takes, it's full of devotion and adoration. And who is he to deny his Lord, if Kuro ordered him to get on his knees, and kiss him?"

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