i tried red bull for the first time today and it tasted fruity and i had the sudden urge to kiss a man is this what it's like to be a red bull driver

is he your teammate or your assigned boyfriend

lesbian ruby this and that, WHAT ABOUT CANONICALLY GAY TERRY????

PETITION TO CALL EVERYONE WHO SIMPS FOR FELIX FICKELGRUBER FROM THE 2023 WONKA MOVIE TO BE KNOWN AS "FICKELFUCKERS." PLEASE.

INTERACT IF YOU'RE A FICKELFUCKER‼️‼️‼️

no I AM gonna call that old man my babygirl try and stop me

i think one day fernando might "accidentally" put a video of him and lance kissing at some party on his normal story instead of his close friends story therefore hard launching strollonso i can see this scenario happening someone write a fic do some fanart idk

WONKA IS OUT ON DIGITAL GOOD DAY FOR ANNOYING FUCKERS (ME)

FICKELFUCKER NATION RISE ONCE MORE

HA

i know what you are

rizz the lightning

they're my fave rarepair (i'm the only one who ships them with each other)

i find it so painfully ironic and hilarious that reboot (2022)'s final episode was centered around the show succeeding in not getting cancelled.... only for it to get cancelled irl

all of a sudden i can't stop thinking about johnny knoxville and beyonce during the mtv awards in 2003. like THE CHEMISTRY WAS THERE I JUST KNOW IT

WTF I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE JOKING WHEN I SAW THAT LEWIS HAMILTON WAS JOINING FERRARI

the chokehold that metallica has on middle aged men needs to be studied tbh

this pic of lance stroll will never not make me giggle

bruh my 10th house aries mars biting me in the ass every time ppl think im mad when im telling them abt smth excitedly