*Me, who has never written Enemies to Lovers with Bucky, getting a Smut Menu request for Enemies to Lovers with public sex, breeding, and jealous!Bucky*
honestly if asgard 'discovered' jotunheim back in the day and took it over I feel like there would be some doomed arctic expedition level screw ups before they learned how to be competent in the environment. like loosing entire expeditions to arrogance, improper preparations, refusing to ask the locals anything and then accusing them of eating their teams when they loose them. just. utter disaster made by colonial arrogance. racism. general calamity. asgard has mountains but even if they get snow in the winters it seems a big difference between that and a planet made entirely of rock and ice. it is going to take some trial and error
It's been a while since I read Raffles' Ides of March short story, and I not a day has gone by on which I haven't thought of this image:
It's so homoerotically suggestive. Raffles is literally on his knees, head and forearms bare. Bunny is standing so close behind him, leaving over to Raffles like he's either going to whisper in his ear or kiss his neck, and a bottle of oil is literally in his hand. It's so damn easy to come up with captions for this art. I'm offering you a few:
"Bunny, I didn't bring the oil for THAT porpose!"
"You don't need to go on creating holes, Raffles, I have already a perfect one for you to use"
"I have no time for horny bunnies now, dear, can't you see that I'm busy?"
"You really enjoy being occupied with holes, aren't you, Raffles?"
"I'm really good at slipping inside, Raffles, would you care for a demonstration?"
Been reading qsmp fluff all day to recover from Purgatory finale :)
Currently giggling at a qMisclick duo au where it's a high school au and qMariana has been flirting with qCharlie in Spanish for years but Charlie knows ZERO Spanish and qQuackity and qRoier refuse to translate what Mariana is saying so Charlie assumed he was being bullied and I FUCKING LOVE IT
CHARLIE IS SO CLUELESS AND IT'S FUNNY AND AAAAAAAAAAA