“my first year back into smosh, i was..so fucked up like i.. i guess it was to the point that like, on multiple occasions, people would just walk up to me and be like, ‘hey, are you okay?’”

“were you just dissociated?”

“yeah..”

WHAT IF I FUCKING CRIED AND SCREAMED AND PUT MYBHEAD THROUGH A WALL!!!!????

hello all (i miss you) i wish i could write some of these asks (i miss you) i hope to be back soon (have i mentioned i miss you)

“You’ve never had sex before, have you?” you spit the question out before you can help it. Choso’s eyes go wide at that, his eyebrow twitching ever so slightly, before he tries to quickly school his expression to one of indifference. you don’t believe him for a moment though, especially with the way his hands start to tap at the bedsheets beneath him.

“What makes you say that?” he asks you, his voice rough and low. this close, you can see the uncertainty laying there. his hair is still in his signature buns, his fringe covers dark plum eyes that can’t find a single place on your face to settle. they dart from your own gaze to your lips, to your chin where your lipgloss has smeared from kissing him. he squeezes your waist tightly before he places his hands back against the bed, seemingly unsure of what he should do with himself.

“Your mannerisms,” you mutter, head tilted to the side as you start running your finger down the column of his neck. “How unsteady and unsure you are about everything; my body, where your hands should go, how long you should suck on my tongue when you kiss me. You’re so in your head, I figured you’re either nervous because it’s me or because you’ve never done this before.”

“Both.” He answers in a rush of breath, palms finding your waist once more, his eyes a little wider than usual. “My father never taught me anything about sex, and I was too busy taking care of my brothers to really think about it. So this is all,” his voice slowly disappears with every inch of skin you reveal to him, a sly smirk spreading across your face.

“New?” You finish for him, shirt suddenly tossed across the room. He nods with a thick swallow, an obvious struggle to keep looking at your face, scared that he might objectify you and make you uncomfortable, but his look does everything but. “Do you want to fuck me, Choso?”

he groans so loud, you fear he’s cum in his pants already. it sure does feel like it, with how his cock twitches, thick where you rest on top of his pelvis, a wet spot suddenly growing between your legs. you can’t help but rock your hips ever so gently against him, grinning when his eyes fly shut and squeeze, his hands gripping you so tightly that you can’t tell whether or not he wants to stop you or encourage you.

“Do you?” you ask him again when he doesn’t answer, his lip bitten tightly between his teeth. “Do you wanna know what it feels like to be inside me? Feel me cum on your cock? Don’t you wanna fill me up with your cum?”

he seizes you before you can register his speed, his hands quick and fast and tight and pulling everything he can. you can’t help but laugh against his mouth and let him mold himself to your body in every way that he sees fit.

I wanted to be your woman, wanted to be your man, wanted to be the one that you could understand ☹️

Errr self indulgent Narra and Astarion bc I just finished his companion quest and I think he needs to be held

y’all think chuuya’s good? why does he look so tired ☹️

not to mention this panel in an earlier chapter where he looked exhausted as hell but now that we know he wasn’t actually a vampire what was going on here??

i’m going to vacuum seal them both and watch them explode

your a proshipper?

get over here.

your f/o(s) love you and they know you love them so much!!they think about you all the time and dramatically cover their face with their hand when doing so!! they sigh over you (affectionate)!!!!!!!! you are their soulmate!!!

Messy Genya doodle💜

((I love him sm I want to kiss him and hug him and pepper his face with kisses and tell him how much I love him, and take care of him and protect him and feed him watermelon and-))

auguste & laurent

captive prince, c.s pacat // the song of achilles, madeline miller // c.c aurel // prince’s gambit, c.s pacat // kings rising, c.s pacat // after abel, dante emile // herakles, euripides (trans. anne carson)

RED GUY LEAVES PREGNANT DUCK AT HOME WITH BABY ANIMATION😭😭😭 (AGAIN?!?!) Sad Story But Happy Ending Kids Animation

No cause I feel like the Ghosts were definitely killed off too fast (and I mean mmm, with that 6 episode limit, I kiiiiinda wanna blame big corpo for that writing fault of CL but anyway) and should have had more time together but what actually chokes me up is that DESPITE THAT, despite Dolph knowing these people for a maximum of like 10 days they’re all a part of what he’d consider his dream life and I just think that- *crumbles to the floor*

Bakugo is part of the sassy man apocalypse and whenever you point it out he starts seething over it bc he knows he can’t get mad at you or it would just prove you right about him. He’ll sit across the room from you just glaring and it’s the funniest thing. God forbid he puts his legs up too then it’s REALLY funny. Will literally turn his WHOLE BODY away from you the more you pester him about it.

Deku is also apart of the sassy man apocalypse except his outbursts are rarer and therefore more funny bc they’re so genuine. “what do you mean you threw away my moldy shoe polish”-ass AS his voice cracks. He’s so caught up in whatever it is that when you comment on it, he is actually cracking an embarrassed smile bc he fell right into it so naturally.

Kiri is part of the sassy man apocalypse except in a whiny way and then the second you point it out, he’s exaggerating it even more and failing, which is lowkey cringe. He does think it’s funny when you say that tho so he gets a pass.

Shoto is the eye of the sassy man apocalypse. Doesn’t even think it’s funny bc he thinks he’s justified. Will literally rub his eyes with his thumb and forefinger to get his point across, he’s that sassy lmao

Free my boy 😭

I’m really really sick and tired of seeing children being brutally killed. The trans panic about “making bathrooms ‘safer’ for cis people” has just made going to the bathroom, existing in public, and existing at all incredibly dangerous for trans people and especially trans people of color

The world feels so relentlessly cruel right now and every day I wake up I bare witness to more and more innocent people being murdered, violently and without justice

Why do people only start caring once we have been killed?

Rest in Power Nex 💔 I wish you could have grown up and gotten to experience the community and support you deserved. We will never forget you.

chop chop nevermore fandom give me more theories and speculations