Presented without comment. Mostly because I’m too tired to even.

Yep. “Too tired to even”, that’s how exhausted I am of being used as a means of profit. I don’t ever turn on my watch history, but I appreciated the fact that I could have a few new creators to check out amongst the slew of unrelated content. Now my recommendations are better WHEN IM LOGGED OUT.

I’m sick of being marketed. If YouTube can’t provide the views they promised to their advertisers, that’s not my fault, I DIDN’T SIGN NO DAMN CONTRACT. You run your mouth and made promises that you couldn’t keep to advertisers, and you want to continue making even more absurd amounts of money than you already make by using my search history to piss ads directly into my eyes? Tough shit, YouTube. I Am Not A Product.

Fuck this and Fuck YouTube.

Ok so my friend said that Ice King is basically an anime girl (huge ass, keeps getting in situations where his muumuu gets blown to reveal said huge ass, has a gay little run, etc.) And I um. My hand slipped. 😇

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Jay and Lloyd are an underrated duo pt.2

LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THEY DIDNT MESS AROUND ON COOLMATHGAMES TOGETHER

LOOK ME IN THE EYE

(I feel like I have to specify, I personally see Kai as Lloyd’s real father figure, hence the reason why he wanted to be Fireboy. NOT BECAUSE ITS A SHIP)

Anytime I see Lucifer, it’s either

“Aww, hi babyyyy ☺️🥰”

Or

“H-Hello sir…😳😫”

There is no in between

post-canon zuko and toph start making swords together with firebending and metal bending as a stress-relieving bonding activity. sokka gets winds of this and immediately starts designing swords he insists will work even better. he’s right. they accidentally start a forge in the basement of fire nation royal palace. other people find out about this, and zuko has to put out what is essentially a press-release that he is not, in fact, secretly making weapons to prepare for another war; he just really fucking likes swords. the forge becomes well-renowned, and sokka and toph earn very well from it. zuko doesn’t need the money and insists they just split it between them, but he’s really happy people like their swords. the end.

*cough* if you hate amber volakis i hate you *cough* (just kidding!) (i’m not.)

I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes

I-

hum.

he's waiting on a call he's planning to send straight to voicemail

Nerdanel Istarnië would name a child of hers “Waterfall” because they drooled so much as a baby, and 10,000 years later (after Professor Tolkien found some notes about them in an old book in a barn) we’d all be writing profound and poetic fanfiction about how waterfalls represent their fall from innocence into monstrosity, or snapshots over time of them observing clean, Tree-lit waterfalls then blood falling off of piers; freezing downpour laced with poisonous fumes; wine from a tipped goblet as the world suddenly burns at their gates; blood again off the tip of their sword and maybe from their own mortal wound; and finally clean water again, seawater this time, scouring and sinking the land of their grave. But the whole time, they were named “Waterfall” because they drooled a lot as a baby and Nerdanel thought it was adorable.

“She’s tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me”😤😤😤

(Regency AU with Eloise and Sebastian inspired by my slow trek through Bridgerton these days & @bassicallymaestra ‘s AMAZING regency inspired art😮‍💨😇🙏)

Hey, so with the Loki season two finale airing in like four days, a show featuring a currently heavily implied romance between a dark haired immortal being who played a role in human history searching for his purpose and a just some blond guy—I feel like marvel has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever, three years and four days after destiel was made canon and promptly executed on live television.

JB talking about Jude

I understand that there is a sizable amount of Jon stans whose delusions can be aggravating. Trust me, I’ve come across my fair share of people who think that the sun rises only for Jon Snow and no one else. But, it’s really annoying when certain sections of this fandom act like reading Jon as Azor Ahai is a result of Jon fans making shit up. No, we’re not. We’re literally reading what the text is telling us. We’re not reading into it, we’re reading it straight up. Mel’s singular ADWD chapter is literally just: hey Mel pay attention to Jon Snow, also there’s random stuff happening all over Westeros, and also pay extra attention to Jon Snow.

Mel’s visions are absolutely correct. What’s not correct is how she interprets them to fit an agenda/make herself appear more credible to others (Jon, Stannis). We already know exactly what this looks like when she sees towers being submerged in water, says it’s Eastwatch by the Sea when asked, even though in her head she’s like “oh it can’t be Eastwatch because that place doesn’t look like that”.

ADWD shows us that Mel looks into her fires searching for Azor Ahai and sees “only Snow”. There’s no other way of reading that other than “oh yeah if Mel is specifically looking for Azor Ahai and is seeing Jon Snow, then Jon is the Azor Ahai she’s looking for”. And the gag with this is Mel’s entire purpose, her existence, is to find Azor Ahai. But she completely misidentifies him so when she encounters the real deal, she’s in far too deep to make the obvious and necessary pivot. And it’s even funnier (and I think that’s what GRRM is going for) when there’s nothing special about Mel’s chosen hero Stannis, but there’s a lot that is special about the one she’s ignoring: Jon. Mel literally tells Jon “you’re a super special magic boy let’s make babies because of how super special you are, and these babies will be even more powerful than the ones I made with Stannis” but at the same time being like “yeah mr not-that-special Stannis is totally the guy I’m looking for”.

Plus, Mel’s “only Snow” is quite literally reaffirmed in Jon XII when he dreams himself atop the wall, armored in ice, and wielding LIGHTBRINGER. This isn’t some ordinary flaming sword. This sword burns “red in his fist”, which literally equates it to “the red sword of heroes” - Azor Ahai’s sword. Not only that but Mel’s ptwp is definitely going to be reborn. She has visions about a grey girl on a dying horse WHICH IS TRUE!! What’s not true is this girl being Arya. It’s Alys Karstark. She then has visions about daggers in the dark, which again happens!! Read the last few pages of Jon XIII ADWD. The one that hasn’t come yet but will (based on Jon XIII) is a “promised prince born amidst salt and smoke”. There’s a reason why GRRM included these things in the narrative. And there’s a reason why they happen sequentially. So unless Winds comes out and GRRM is like sike forget that ever happened, it’s pretty safe to assume that Jon is Azor Ahai.

Wolfwood from this beautiful fic by @flowercitti 💖🌸✨

Because him having moles did something to me so I just had to, and his hair also. He’s just. He’s so. When. Yeah.

Please have a look around their other works, they are all amazing! They’re all just chefs kiss 😩💖