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shortbreadly · 5 months

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the fact that both of these songs are about blitzo and stolas both waking up to their true feelings and include the most painful parts being in reds and yellows is something…very very special to me

#i’m going to shit myself and cry #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss season two #helluva boss just look my way #helluva boss stolas #stolas goetia #helluva boss blitzo #blitzo #helluva boss stolitz #stolitz #helluva boss truth seekers

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daincrediblegg · 10 months

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EVERYONE WAKE THE FUCK UP NEW JARED HARRIS LINE DELIVERY OF ALL TIME JUST DROPPED

#I will be crying about this. for CENTURIES #are actual hollywood producers tapped into my tumblr? do they know me???#he’s everything I want I’m going to shit myself #hari seldon #foundation #spoilers #jared harris

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sylvies-chen · 1 month

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WHY DO I KEEP MAKING THESE OH SOMEONE TAKE MY PHONE AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW

#im saying this literally as i go to make a wallpaper #I’m an unstoppable force it’s too much #making myself cry with this shit fr #twd: the ones who live #twd the ones who live #the ones who live spoilers #the ones who live #towl #towl spoilers #twd towl #rick grimes #carl grimes

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shortkingvi · 3 days

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gimme ur hot take on tswift/galoyrism (not me trying to get you killed)

my only hot take on taylor currently is just that ttpd is absolute dookie and i’m mad at her for it

gaylorism though???? i’ve told u about this before for SURE but i’ll repeat it here for everyone. i wanna write an academic paper on the following:

essentially, i think the whole gaylor phenomenon comes from a deep desire to queer the american dream. taylor represents the quintessential american who’s allowed to access the american dream: white, cis, straight, attractive, wealthy, popular, able bodied, etc. the only thing that doesn’t fall into the standard qualifications for the dream is her womanhood which is why she relies so heavily on boring neolib white feminism,,,,, a man can shout when a women must only whisper, that kinda shit

for gaylors though, this is insufficient. their major barrier of access to the american dream is typically their queerness; being a - usually - chronically online person means that they need to see a queerness that is not only socially accepted, but celebrated. so, they imagine this distant far off land where taylor comes out one day and it irrevocably shakes the foundation of the mainstream because she’s still the american dream except now she’s queer and that implies so many things for them

i’m not articulating this the best because tummy hurts and tired, but in essence i think that there’s an assumption that an out, queer taylor swift would be a roundabout way of allowing the dominant acceptable americanness metabolize queerness in a way that normalizes it entirely.

i saw a post from one of them once that was like “if taylor really is straight, doesn’t that make everything she does boring and no different from the million other straight stories we’ve heard before?” and like…. you are so close to the point, my love. A: she’s a human person and not a doll for you to dress up, so yeah, it would totally make things boring and unimaginative. but the bigger point is B: you’ve mistaken the fact that she’s always relied on ambiguity about muses as her giving secret hints of some illicit queer romance

she’s the absolute paragon of american cishet acceptability which is why if she were queer, that entirely changes the idea of who gets to access the dream. it’s wild stuff, but with some more research i really think that might be what it is

send me a 🔥 for an unpopular opinion!

#i also think a lot of gaylors grew up listening to her and then when they realized they were queer they were like #woah this is unrelatable to me now and reflects a life i’ll never experience if these are about men #so they project queerness on to her #i get it because i’ve been a fan since 06 and i forced myself to cry to whitehorse when my bf broke up with me at 13 #because i thought it would make for a good dramatic moment #but once i realized i was a lesbian i was like oh cool this song is actually about everlark or some shit idk #i didn’t go ah… she scissored karlie 🤔#if this shows up in their tag i’m killin u kathy jsyk #i truly don’t have any ill will or negativity toward them… i just kinda feel bad for them #asks #joansholmes

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winemom-culture · 7 days

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HAVING A GREAT DAY 🖕

#small mistake at work activate kill myself mode #and I feel like shit #I haven’t checked but I feel like I’m running a fever of roughly 104 #and I pretty much have to go in office tomorrow (3 hour round trip)#only other option is push it to Friday but that fucks up my schedule a lot #and no guarantee I’ll even be much better by then at this rate #well hey at least my job is sending me to a conference on my birthday #👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍#oh and can’t forget the behemoth final group project for school due in 4 days that’s barely started bc my group isn’t on the same page #hmmmm chat should I kms #sobbing crying etc irl

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f0xgl0v3 · 2 months

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AAAAAAA.

I’m currently lining/Coloring/ generally digitizing a Comic I sketched out for a fictional SoN scene that is loosely re-imagining related and let me tell you.

i HATE Tyrian purple with a passion. Literally like- it’s so icky and gross. This is purely my opinions and everything, but from what I could see us as a collective society view this,

(All photos found off google sorry)

As Tyrian purple. This maroon color! This is so gross. If I had a burn book let it be known the first entry would be dedicated to how most warm toned purples are so gross to look at. There’s a reason why whenever I draw any Camp Jupiter t-shirt it is drawn as being a cool-toned purple. And that is because I like looking at cool toned purples, they are pleasing to the eye. They do not look grating like these!

All this to say that I make all of Octavian’s CJ shirts in most comics and stuff actual closer (not fully Tyrian purple because I genuinely hate it) to Tyrian purple compared to all his companions. He physically goes out of his way to dye his shirts because it’s a true Roman’s purple. Oh and it’s probably authentic too. His family has cash to spare so of course it is.

This is my formal explanation as to the reason Octavian and maybe Reyna will be the only ones running around with Tyrian purple or anything that is not a blue-purple or washed out cool toned purple shirt. Everyone else’s shirts are the original dark purple color if they are fresher, or are lighter and stuff due to the sun bleaching them or however sun bleach works. They’ve been outside long enough and unlike Octavian don’t periodically re-bleach or buy new ones. Also Reyna gets to be in it because like… Important head of the legion stuff.

Anyway the comic will probably be finished and posted at some point :3 it’s a little long and definitely a rough draft but it has some silly artwork when I got a little looser with it soooo-

(Pssst. Also there’s a Bryce Lawerence draft, big HoO re-imagine, and Octavian’s Augurculanum posts all in my drafts that are hopefully on their own way).

#hehe :3 #pjo hoo toa #camp jupiter #hoo #kind of a rant #hoo octavian #pjo octavian #hoo headcanon #octavian headcanon #octavian hoo #octavian pjo #I hate Tyrian Purple #literally I’m so sorry but it is an eyesore #would’ve died in Rome because the first thing I would’ve done is insulted the shit out of anyone who chose to wear that color #okay. I am okay now #but literally I’m going to cry #couldn’t even bring myself to actually make Octavian’s shirt Tyrian purple lol-#it’s like a midpoint but like idk warm purples just make me feel rage #okay bye

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seventh-district · 5 days

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so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr 2.2 #hsr spoilers #hsr leaks #the body of this post reads as far less enthusiastic than i really am #i just don’t know how to casually return from my latest 2 week hiatus only to gush abt a game i’ve hardly blogged abt before #but i’m not making a whole ass sideblog for it like i did for Genshin. nah y’all r gonna bear witness to my fixation with this one #so anyways don’t mind me. vibrating into another dimension with anticipation for the next 11 days #it’s insane man. a year ago i Never ever woulda thought i’d be so invested in this game. and it took Months for the game to really grab me #but i’m v glad i kept coming back even when i was struggling to really get into it. like i just had this feeling that if i stuck around and #gave the game a chance to really like. come into its stride. i just always felt like there was Something there and i just hadn’t found it #and holy shit i finally found it in Penacony. the devs really truly outdid themselves with this region and these characters and this story #not to discount everything that’s happened prior. like i was genuinely Liking it all before now but i wasn’t Loving it y’know #but that may be more a ‘me having to fight tooth n’ nail to force myself to consume new media’ thing than it is a matter of the actual game #anyways i came here to talk abt the program! bc since i’m not filming my HSR stuff i’m gonna be insufferable abt it on Tumblr instead ! :)#and i’m probably not filming any more Genshin stuff. or anything else at all for that matter but let’s not talk abt that dead dream #pun not intended lmao. Anyways let’s return to the subject at hand while there’s still room left in these tags shall we #i’m so fucking glad they had Aventurine on this program man. especially since he’s leaked to only have 18 lines in 2.2… it was nice to see-#-him here at least 🥹 i’ll take what i can get. his unenthusiastic little bird noises at the beginning.. him being reluctant to come out..#the way one of the first things to come out of his mouth was ‘y’know DR RATIO once told me…’ like boy we get it ur in love with him 🙄 (/J!)#i love how they can’t go on these programs w/o talking abt each other it’s adorable. AND THE WAY HE WAS THE ONE TO EXPLAIN BOOTHILL’S KIT!?#they can’t just fuel my crackship like this… god and his whole ‘muddle-fudger.. son-of-a-nice-lady?’ thing had me wheezing #Aven mocking Boothill’s inability to curse was not on my special program bingo card but fuck i’m here for it #and Robin being all curious abt him was so cute.. ‘who /is/ he? … does he order milk at the bar?’ i’m crying she’s so sweet #also the trailer was fucking insane. which feels redundant as hell bc all of HoYo’s version trailers go hard but like. still. wow.#that millisecond long shot of Boothill surveying the skyline is so fucking good. also what the fuck is Jing Yuan doing here!!#not complaining at all tho. we’ve got JY & DH(IL?). Argenti(?). Boothill. Sunday. Aven. all my men r here and i am eating so fucking good #Seven.txt #viddy game stuff

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somaticmilk · 2 months

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Good morning little people on my phone that I talk to more then my own family -

woke up today and let my dog out in the backyard- didn’t know my roommate was home and screamed because my dog escaped-

She texted me abt being more quiet cause she has work in three hours- but holy shit I was singing ivanushka so loud I think I’m actually going to hàng myself -

#soma says #Soma yap #I’m going to be stuck at home for a week because of my sinus infection but still-#I actually carry shame-#OML-#soma says truth.#soma is crying #good morning #ima shit myself #insert shrug

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worm-in-a-trenchcoat · 2 years

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Trying to “justify” why you’re having a meltdown over something “small” should be an Olympic sport.

#currently flipping my shit over this weeks work schedule #because I had plans this Friday that I didn’t think I would need to take off for #because I’ve been opening a lot lately #and closing times have been early so I figured even if I opened I’d be fine to make my plans #but I was wrong and I close this Friday and closing times are later this weekend so I’m not going to be able to make it to my event #and there’s no one available to take my closing shift so I’m stuck with it #I was having a shot day until I remembered the event was coming up and I was so excited and then I got the new schedule and #I really hate this feeling #and I’m all hormonal and shit so it’s just worse and I want to cry and scream at the same time #idk if I want to hit myself or the wall #autistic meltdown #meltdown trigger warning #sorry for the tag rant #personal

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shortbreadly · 7 months

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