taylor swift provides the perfect soundtrack to imagine asuna and sugu angrily screaming in the car while kazuto frantically tries to remember What The Fuck Did I Do

no death threats because that's mean and dumb but since you asked. stub your toe every time you get out of bed.

thank you 🥺🥺🥺

guys who do you think has the most unmoanable name in sao

Hey, kinda missed you. 🖖🖖🖖

(And yes I judge you a bit, but your still a good friend to me, so…yeah! Love you🥰🥰🥰🥰☺️☺️☺️.)

i missed you too!!!!!!!! i love you too 😭

I still judge you very much for that

Still love ya tho bestie

But very judgemental ♥️

thank you this means so much to me

you know what i haven't done in a while

i hate that none of you even judge me for this anymore. like y'all are so used to me coming online to say i'd bang sugou that you don't even notice it anymore. i used to get death threats for this shit. you all went soft on me

you know what i haven't done in a while

i would fuck nobuyuki sugou

you know what i haven't done in a while

you know what i haven't done in a while

Did you get your Pito tattoo this week?

no that's probably gonna be in june!!

im stoned and rewatching alicization. so like. imagine the events of the arc from the perspective of just like. some random extra who goes to the swordcraft academy. these two country bumpkins show up to your school mostly populated by stuffy nobles. they quickly surpass everyone and have highly publicized beef with some of the most privileged and elite students. one of them has a sword made of literal wood and a sword of literal ice. they end up in a fight with the valedictorians and fucking kill them in the first actual incident of murder (that you know about). then they get disappeared by the government but then later you hear from their former kouheis that they killed the pope and then died, except one of them didn't die, then kills basically-satan by turning him into a tree, and then becomes the god-emperor of the world in a couple years. would that be fucked up or what

you sent this days ago and i cannot stop thinking about it. can you summarise literally every arc like this this is beautiful

canon kirito is transfemme and abridged kirito is transmasc hope this helps xoxo

suffering from period cramps and then asking myself “is this how eugeo felt?”

mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with

i think every day about how (at least in progressive) asuna was in fact taller that kirito and then she wore heeled boots once they were the same height

me: ew i hate the sao villains

(some of) the sao villains: *are tall*

me: