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Mister Tiger
I can neither confirm nor deny that I just spent a stupid amount of money on a book because it has high resolution photos of sweaty karate Elvis.
#elvis presley#love a sweaty karateka#i would be that person distracting him from recording/performing/getting into a plane or car by asking him about karate#all the guys would hate me#nothing would ever get done#i would be happy
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Devastating. In order to eat baked goods, you need to actually bake them.
#I just want a huge cup of pretzel bites#but it’s 9pm on a Wednesday and I live 45 minutes away from the nearest mall#so my next best option is to make them from scratch#but…. I’m eepy#why can’t a cup of soft pretzel bites just materialize onto my desk#I would be happy
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#it the came across#one after the other#misha collins#jensen ackels#its like the same expression#if anyone can give me the source#i would be happy
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My headcanon is that Toriel’s a partnering aromantic demisexual. She finds dates and acting all sappy to be really fun, even when she doesn’t feel any romantic attraction. (Dates mean spending time with someone she cares for and doing an activity they mutually enjoy! Cuddling and nuzzling and hugs feel good! And with her love of puns, she’s also probably got an equally deep love of cheesy pick-up lines.) But as much as she enjoys those things, sometimes she also gets tired or needs her own space, and has to take a break from playing like that for a while. Hence why in both Home and New Home, she and Asgore had separate rooms.
Since Frisk broke the Barrier, however, she’s been forced to realize that she maybe needs to work on herself and relearn how to be a friend and person, rather than a mother or hermit, before entering another relationship. She hasn’t been in the mood for flirting or sappiness in a long, long while. She’s been bottling up her emotions behind grudges, isolation, and caretaking for a while, and has some stuff to address and unpack at last.
#undertale headcanon#toriel#is her view on dates a reflection of why i sometimes daydream about platonically dating friends?#nooooo...#...but a nice meal followed by laser tag or a musical or karaoke does sound great#obviously i do not speak for all aros ever#but like... if someone asked me to eat with them and then do Thing i liked#i would be happy#i just don't like the expectation of Kissing or Going Home Together Afterwards
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It’s dark
And cold
And lonely.
A room concealing a body without a heart
Left to the elements that crash from the bleeding sky
Torn and ripped and eaten just feet from glass doors
Blood drank like water
Painted to the walls and crawling from a friends eyes as she floats, bones breaking and her loves wailing.
A heart that was left tumbling off a cliff onto the rocks below
Into the water and diluting the red to blue
That fills lungs and pours up from a throat that has been replaced with a desperate music box
Sounding off as the water screams out and crashes to the ground outside
As his love leaves, soaked by the cruelty of their lives
And the cycle of the rain.
Repeating and dancing in the winter as the notes play
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over
Again.
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Still working on that fic that’s not going to make sense, but this actually does make sense? Thought I’d post it cuz I think it’s neat
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:
When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!
#Amaury Guichon#I would freak out too just to see him in the kitchen#chocolate guy#im happy to just watch him create his desserts#masterchef australia#cake#mine
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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity
#really happy with how michael turned out :] i might stick to this design#rapunzel ah glowy hair <3#i do need to workshop gerry though orz#have been working on this during breaks from my other projects and god it took way too long to finish#fun fact the final file for this is over 2gb 👍 forgot i was recording the timelapse#i could post it if anyone would be interested#the magnus archives#tma#michael distortion#michael shelley#tma michael#tma distortion#gerard keay#gerry keay#tma gerry#gerrymichael#doorkeay#technically? i’m not one to draw ship art usually but this one’s close enough i think#tma fanart#fanart#my art#digital art#illustration#magpod
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Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”
*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️
(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)
#grey art#hazbin hotel comic#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#hazbin alastor#alastor#auntie grey needs to take a nap now Jesus Christ#I’m really happy this fixation is pushing me to do grand comic projects like this- but I’m TIRED.#😂😂😂#my theory is that alastor wants Charlie’s soul cause she’s insanely powerful or special#and she could probably take him out in one strike#but she would never do that cause she is so sweet and lovely#she’s like a gentle giant in terms of power#but she’s not stupid or childish or meek#she’s such a compassionate leader and good friend I love her so much#and then there’s alastor with his manipulative charismatic energy#I think he’ll underestimate her in the end#man i’m so tired#hazbin hotel fanart
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Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?
Well, have I got the html for you!
Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!
Second kudos:
<img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">
Third kudos:
<img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">
nth kudos:
<img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">
yet another kudos:
<img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">
It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):
Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)
#fanfic#ao3#fanfiction#idk if this is silly but it's a fun little thing?#but i know i would be happy#you could just write it but this looks kinda cute#kudos
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I still desperately need the properly sapphic Calamity Jane movie we were denied.
#its on TV right now#and gods if it just ended with them leaving the men at the dance to go back home together#i would be happy
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i lowkey forget that percy's full name is perseus. and like. that name goes so hard. because it just sounds like this mf could kick your ass. like imagine you're a junior in high school and your teacher introduces a new student by the name of 'perseus jackson'. and before you even raise your head to look at the guy. you just know this mf could clock you.
#yeah sally definitely knew this too#sally 'i named my son perseus so he could have a happy ending' jackson#AND so ppl would know not to fuck with him just by hearing his name#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#perseus jackson#goddddddd say his nameeeeee
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[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]
#LIKE I WOULD FORGET THIS ONE HA#Happy passover guys!!!#jewish#jewish holidays#jumblr#Passover#Pesach#I hope the image description is good I don't have a lot of practice doing em :"))
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i will die in the most beautiful way
What a way to die indeed!
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
#not vc sorry#bird#birds#aves#raptor#hawk#red shouldered hawk#i think. might be wrong on that id#accipitriformes#birds of prey#honestly a really cool guy so close up#I'm happy i wasn't attacked. i would not want to fight a guy that big.#talons on this bird were huge. big scary.#I've never heard of large predatory birds just landing in front of people like that so i don't know what gives#it didn't catch any food or anything. just landed near me then stared me down.#I don't know a lot about bird behavior so i tried to not look back at it but still.#it also didn't look injured. seemed like a healthy bird#if anyone has any idea why this thing would act the way it did I'd love to know
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Just an appreciation post for this Crowley look as I rewatch S1……
#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#gos1#hot damn#I would be happy to roleplay this out
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