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silverskye13 · 9 months

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How you know you work in a rural part of the country:

Someone is using a cow [the animal] as their trade-in for a new car, and they're actually booking the deal for it.

#spazzcat barks #the rare glimpse at my not-internet life #i work at a car dealership #anyway the gm is really excited that we're gonna have steak at our functions for the foreseeable future #was just informed we took two horses on trade-in before i worked here: insane

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cheeriochat · 5 days

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Hmmmm DMC headcannons 3!!!!

This one's a bit wordy

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• Dante and Vergil are the type of twins that when they are close by, are touching in any way possible. Sitting together? Dante is leaning on Vergil. Standing together? Vergil has his arm resting on Dantes shoulder. Walking together? They keep bashing into eachothers side. They can spend time apart (obviously) but when they are close there is always some form of contact.

• Nero felt phantom pains where his hand used to be, but when his arm grew back they kind of just became ordinary pains. He wasn't sure if it was a side affect of growing a whole ass arm back or something but he was happy when they went away.

• I kind of think Kyrie would have depression. I mean she went through a lot and lost her parents and brother but she lived, so I feel like she would have survivors guilt but due to constantly being busy she wouldn't really have the time to process it. It's a sad headcannon but I feel like it just seems right :(((

• On a bit of a lighter note, I feel like Kyrie would have a good support system though. I mean she has Nero obviously, but also I think she would have Lady, Trish and Dante there for her and eventually Vergil too.

• Talking about Trish, Lady and Dante. I feel like Lady and Trish would go shopping Bayonetta 2 style, and have Dante carry all their stuff around. (He gets compensated for his work when they stop at a Cafe and he gets a parfait, although he doesnt mind helping his friends)

• Nero has a huge sweet tooth, but because of the kids, he can't keep anything to satisfy his need for sugar around long enough. Vergil likes to buy him sweet stuff though as a form of peace offering. He's found Nero likes Lemon Sherbets, Sour patch kids, and controversially, Liquorice.

• Vergil likes Hotpot and Shabu Shabu. I don't know, I just feel this in my soul.

• Dante is jealous that Vergil gets a tail and he doesn't. Vergil is jealous Dante's horns are fancier than his. They are both content with the wings that they have. (Also vergil has long skinny fangs with sharp teeth and Dante has wider, stubbier (but still as equally sharp) fangs with more "human" teeth)

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deathtodickens · 1 year

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Helena: (whispering in myka's ear) You just say the word, my love.

Myka: (whispering back) Is this your idea of sweet talk?

Helena: (still whispering) I'm certainly excited about the prospect of avenging Leena's unjust murder.

Myka: (sighing) Just... play nice.

Helena: Nice was Leena's job. Abigail's taken it on just fine. Let's hope Artie doesn't murder her, too.

Myka: The Regents agreed, it wasn't him. They agreed that he wasn't himself. They've accepted that.

Helena: And I'm not a Regent. Nor are you. He wasn't himself? He wasn't anybody else either. Leena died by his hand for whatever decisions he made leading to the moment he... did what he did. How can you just..

Myka: (glaring)

Helena: (takes in a deep breath)

Myka: This is the warehouse, Helena. Artifacts do things to people. They play with your mind. We all know that risk. We all take it, every single day. It could have been any one of us. It could be. It has been.

Helena: If he had hurt you...

Myka: I know.

Helena: If he ever does.

Myka: I know.

Silence.

Myka: But I think, for now, we have reached our warehouse homicides quota. Right?

Helena: It doesn't have to be in the warehouse.

Myka: Helena.

Helena: Fine. I won't murder him.

Myka: That's all I'm asking.

Helena: For now.

Myka: I... okay, sure. I'll accept that.

#bering and wells #dickens draws #endless wonder wives #everyday i'm bwodlin'#i was spilling over my stress limit yesterday with back and forths about my car #the collision place quoted sixty seven thousand dollars for a battery replacement but when i talked to the mechanic guy he said #that is just the cost of the work - he doesn't even think it needs to be done #when i talked to the dealership the service manager claims they cannot assess the risk of damage inside of the battery #when i talk to the insurance adjuster he says the collision place said the dealership said there is no battery damage but could maybe be #if there's another big hit to the undercarriage #lolll losing my mind #anyway insurance says if i want they will just pay me for whatever i think the damage is worth he literally said give me a number #and i was like my warranty my gas it's a minimum of 5K bro #he said let me talk to my manager #giiiiiirl #talk faster because i want my car back #all that to say i gave all of my stress and anxiety to myka because i know she can handle it #and even if she can't she has helena there to kiss her mental booboos away #AND EXACT REVENGE ON ARTIE FOR KILLING LEENA #the end #after i posted this i went into photoshop and learned how to do a four image split from a singular image so basically i leveled up #woo

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lesbiansanemi · 7 months

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What is the point of insurance. I file a claim. They call me. Say they need more information. None of the information is about the actual incident, it’s all stuff they already have on file about my car (make and model, license plate, etc). Oh! They also have to ask if I had a child’s car seat in the car at the time of the incident, because apparently that’s important. And finally after all of this I ask, “so now what? Are you gonna pay for this?” and the lady goes “to be completely honest, it will probably be cheaper for you to find a shop on your own that will do it the cheapest than go through one connected with your insurance because you’re technically at fault for this and will end up paying for it out of pocket most likely because of the way your copay is set up.” HELLO??? HELLO!?!? I’m at fault for someone breaking my window and trying to steal my car???? God fucking dammit I hate insurance why am I PAYING for this every month just for you to not cover anything 😭😭

#it is a new car and through the dealership I have a full warranty #so fingers crossed THEY will cover the window repair #I just know even if they do it will take WAY longer #and it’s starting to get cold out so I really don’t wanna have to drive long with no window #I guess it could be worse my drive to work is only about 15 min but stillllllll #idk I just called the dealership but no one was available to talk to in the repair center #so I left a message I hope they get back to me at some point in the next couple hours #if not I’ll try calling again #idk… absolute WORST case scenario and I can’t get insurance OR my warranty to cover this #it’ll probably be about 300 bucks based on the estimates I got from a couple other shops #which like is doable for me it’s not the end of the world #I’ll just be stretched tight for a month #and probably have to put off getting my wisdom teeth removed since I was JUST getting ready to set that up #since they’re getting really painful #(if insurance will even cover them el oh el if not I’ll just fucking suffer)#uuugggghhhhh this is just so fucking frustrating and annoying #even the insurance lady was like ‘ooo that sucks it’s a new car too’#like YEAH GIRL I KNOW YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL ME #I’m 😭😭😭😭#kaz rambles

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littlekingbergara · 7 months

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tomorrow is the first episode of pod watcher and it is also my first day of work at my new job so me and watcher are entering our new eras together 🫶

#i work at a car dealership lol ... how off brand of me.#ri.txt

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trashquisitor-shirozora · 1 month

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so.

to clear up space/get some funds/cover my increasingly insane bills, i've put up a few things to sell on eBay and also obtained a thermal printer so that I can, among other things, figure out how to sell and ship shit out especially when it comes time to open up the pop-up shop. well I already fucked up with 1) eBay's TOS (one of my listings got flagged and I watched enough law/makeup drama youtubes to know what went wrong), and 2) printing shipping labels with my new thermal printer. wasted a bunch of labels to find out I had to select a label size option that I didn't even fucking know was there so now I'm stuck with a PDF in the absolute wrong size and a regular ol' printer with no ink. man i hope the other listing gets sold soon so that I can do a proper shipping label print test.

one day i'll get things right the first time and not fuck shit up expensively from Day 1.

#another weekend lost to chores and errands #lost 6 hours of Saturday to the car dealership but maintenance was no charge bc i bought a plan 2 years ago #so really i paid for the service in time spent #another entire weekend lost when i was planning to finish the final sticker design #goddamn i want a time machine #or a 4-day work day and a 3-day weekend c'mon America get progressing already #for the love of fuck can this goddamn country get a fucking grip for once

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threadmonster · 7 months

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I think a (potentially) generation defining thing is how you feel about the phasing out of internal optical/DVD/CD (however you say it) readers in laptops.

I do not want to have to buy an extra external device that has to be plugged in. That (in my opinion) is way more inconvenient than a laptop that's heavier.

I have plenty of physical media I still want to enjoy! (I also want to collect more before things disappear.) I already own them!! so, I'm sorry, the only way I'm experiencing it digitally is if I can rip it or if I download it by other means.

#{domino rambles after dark}#this is brought to you by 'why the absolute fuck is there foam stuffed in the cd player of my car and i can't get it out'#when i was trying to listen to the kalafina cd i got from new friends for my drive home and found out that #if you actually look in the player that there is some foam or something and now i have to go to the dealership to inquire if #A: can they get that out of there and B: does the cd player even work and they just DIDN'T tell me/my dad?????#i know a lot of people who that doesn't matter too and it doesn't really affect the value BUT #what the fuck my absolute disappointment as i sat in my car repeating my confusion over and over for 1+ minutes #I WAS REALLY EXCITED TO TELL MY FRIENDS 'OH MY GOSH THOSE ALBUMS ROCK THANK YOU SO MUCH'#it's just rude #and then i can't even rip the music onto my laptop so i can put it on my phone 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ #hi! i'm 26 and i hate modern technology trends! :'D #and the modern internet and social media #take me back to tv network websites with games and limewire and youtube to mp3 websites and 3+ part anime on YouTube too

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reikunrei · 2 months

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i am… so tired… being sick takes a lot outta you huh

#also am going to a car dealership tomorrow to maybe look at a car and. stressed abt it #boy oh boy I wanna go back to sleep aaagghh I don’t wanna go to work :(#i say things

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likesplatterpaint · 10 months

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Spot the difference. 🍠

As we millennials are wont to say, we did a thing?

#yamuel feesh #uhhhhhhhhhhhh we bought a car #like a new one. from a dealership #2016 had a sobbing fit over buying $40 markets so uh. growth?#we got Mike an Orange #and I am so very glad this all worked out because his car was rapidly edging toward Unsafe

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modern-alebrije · 2 months

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the dealership said my car was ready for pickup and i jumped with joy

#im being serious #i jumped up and down in my hallway #i was so worried this nonsense was going to extend further #and i was going to have to uber to work this week AND pay for my car to stay overnight at the dealership #omw to pay upwards of $310 for a new car key....

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girlscience · 8 months

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Top 10 worst feelings in the world: I cleaned and cooked for you. I was excited for you to get here and eat with you and talk with you. I thought you would get here soon and you are not here. You are not here and you have a meeting at 7:30 so you will get here and immediately go to that and I will eat alone.

#my sister is coming over tonight because I have to take my car into the dealership tomorrow to get the air compressor replaced (yippee)#and she was going to drive me to work after I drop it off #and she is not here yet and I am sad :(#I was excited to see her... I don't know why she isn't here #I wanted to have everything ready for her when she got here #but now the food will be cold and she will have to immediately get on a zoom call #and her work sucks so she'll probably be on the call for 2 hours #and then I'll only get to spend approximately an hour with her before I have to go to sleep #and I am sad #(this is melodramatic but I was looking forward to this.... also I am getting ready to start my period so. ya know)

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ssaalexblake · 1 year

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I heard creepy noises outside again like something was being dragged, and assumed the fox was back wandering around.

Until I heard a car door open and the engine start. Last I checked foxes aren't great at driving.

Ofc now I'm just wondering wtf the people across from me are leaving the house at 3am

#i assume the dragging sounds may have been a suitcase????#they normally get home at like half past midnight #this is ooc for them #I can't work these ppl out #i assume one of them does shift work bc of the midnight thing #but i also assume one must work in a car dealership bc #the sheer number of different cars i see out front

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windowsandfeelings · 1 year

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When did I become someone who wakes up before 8 on a Saturday?

#I tried to buy a car last night but I ended up walking when they couldn’t make the price work in the color I wanted #so I’m going to try today at a different dealership #but ughhhhhhhhh this is so stressful

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shirakabayuki · 2 years

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i have a clarinet now

#people who donate their unused instruments to me. you are so cool #this woman my dad met at work went to the car dealership he worked at just to give him a clarinet bc he mentioned i wanted to expand my ...#...collection

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melivora · 1 year

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My still lingering anxiety over driving is now mixing in with a newfound enjoyment and excitement, so every Thursday before my driving lesson I just have these emotions and I can’t really do anything

#I was looking at used cars and trying to work out how prices work #luckily this is what my dad's job is lmao #so I need him to teach me cars #my brother literally works at a dealership so he can get me mates rates surely #that's how it works right

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